Chapter 306: Comedy Story

"Zhou Han, do you know? Actually, you're really not good at lying. Shangguan Yu'er was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then the corners of her lips hooked up in a beautiful arc.

"What?" Zhou Han was slightly stunned.

"Because every time you lie, you either deliberately pretend to be shy and timid, or habitually reach out and scratch your head, just like in that bar, when you deliberately squeezed the fat boss and said that the red wine tasted like cat urine, you blushed three times and scratched your head twice." Shangguan Yu'er seemed to be very satisfied with Zhou Han's performance at this time, and the smile on the corner of her lips gradually expanded.

This time, Zhou Han remained silent.

"How? Did I guess that? Shangguan Yu'er's head was hot, and the ghost blew hot air into his ear, and asked mysteriously. After doing all this, she suddenly froze, she didn't know how her guts had suddenly become so big just now.

"This intimate action is clearly what intimate boyfriends and girlfriends should have? You have the ability to catch up, my boyfriend is very powerful! Thinking of the previous time when I took Zhou Han to the Forgetful Bar on a motorcycle, I boldly said bold words to the vendors who were touched by my motorcycle, and just now in the bar, I had no scruples to the ex-boyfriend who had been talking for five years, saying that I was going to open a room with Zhou Han, and then I realized that I had long been used to using my boyfriend to let Zhou Han block the gun for him.

"I should feel that this big boy with long eyebrows and shy eyes can't pose any threat to himself, so he will relax and be nervous about him, right? The last time he was on the train, he was hit by a drop of beauty, and he was so 'honest with each other', wasn't he still indifferent?! Shangguan Yu'er argued for herself in her heart. Of course, she won't admit that just because of Zhou Han's 'indifference', coupled with the ability to read her inner emotional world, and her willingness to carry herself at the critical moment of lower abdominal colic, she will have a good impression of Zhou Han.

At most, he can only be regarded as a more reassuring bosom friend. It's a little better than the average friend, but if you want to go to the next level, it's absolutely impossible! Shangguan Yu'er thought secretly in her heart.

From kindergarten to elementary school, then to junior high school, then to high school, and now to university, Shangguan Yu'er is a veritable talented girl in her school, and her innate appearance is needless to say.

However, Shangguan Yu'er, like her sister Shangguan Xin'er, is a flower, but it is by no means a vase.

Shangguan Yu'er began to learn the piano at the age of six, whether it is the harp, violin, dulcimer, piano, electronic organ, pipe organ, or guzheng, pipa, guitar, flute, etc., almost all the playing instruments are involved, although it is not the peak, but at least it can be called a complete understanding.

This is not Shangguan Yu'er boasting, so far, the trophies of various piano competitions placed in her boudoir have almost accounted for most of the nearly thirty square meters of space, which is a good proof.

Shangguan Yu'er only started learning the electronic piano five years ago, and the first and last playing tool she owned was the double-row electronic organ that she had just smashed according to Zhou Han's words.

This boy who is not an exaggeration to describe as a childhood sweetheart, the double-row electronic piano that was given as a birthday gift, was indeed cherished by Shangguan Yu'er as a valuable thing like life at the beginning, and she also did not disappoint the one who sent the piano.

Three years ago, Shangguan Yu'er relied on a self-composed new song of 'Liang Zhu', playing a completely different but unique light flavor from the past, that kind of ingenious tune, as soon as it appeared, it shocked all the judges and listeners, and successfully won the annual champion of the music list that year.

However, Shangguan Yu'er, who was cared for by that childhood sweetheart, obviously didn't expect that everything had changed dramatically after just three years.

There was a rift in the relationship between Shangguan Yu'er and him, in fact, it was not just because she learned that he was going abroad. As early as two years ago, she already knew that this man, who had been her childhood sweetheart and had been pursuing her for five years, had at least ten canaries outside, and all of them were daughters of famous families.

This is Zhou Han riding Shangguan Yu'er's motorcycle, driving Shangguan Yu'er on the way back to school, and this talented woman from Jiang told him the story she called 'comedy' in a tone that could not be heard of joy and sorrow.

"Do you love him?" This was the first thing Zhou Han said after listening silently.

"I don't know, I just know that when I practiced the piano and my fingers broke the skin, he carefully blew on my fingers to relieve my pain; I was hungry, and he was willing to run to the KFC five kilometers away to buy me a freshly baked family bucket; When I was thirsty, he would make me a cup of sweetened cappuccino as soon as possible, but since that incident, his attitude towards me has suddenly become cold, Zhou Han, how can a person's attitude change so much overnight? Shangguan Yu'er, who was behind her, was visibly shocked after hearing this, and replied.

"What happened to you? What is it? Zhou Han asked tentatively.

"It's just that it's the kind of thing between men and women, and I don't agree to it. Because I want to wait until the day I get married to give my most precious first time to the man I love the most. Shangguan Yu'er said with some difficulty.

"That's it, your rejection is the fuse that caused the relationship between the two of you to become a freezing point." Zhou Han suddenly understood everything and sighed.

"Is that really that appealing to you boys? I always thought it was something that could only be done between couples. Shangguan Yu'er blushed and said.

"This talented girl is really simple and cute!" Zhou Han couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

"I thought the Siberian tiger, which was on the verge of extinction, was the rarest species in the world, but compared to virgins, it was really a sparse sea!" Zhou Han suddenly remembered a very interesting sentence that he had said in the unscrupulous Tang Wei.

"Yes, in this restless society where men and women are full of abusive affection, how difficult it must be to maintain a single piece of innocence!" Zhou Han sighed a little.

"Zhou Han, what do you think about this issue?" Shangguan Yu'er suddenly approached Zhou Han's ear and asked in a headless voice.

"What's the problem?" Zhou Han was blown by her exhalation Rulan, stunned for a moment, and asked.

"That's the problem of men and women I just mentioned!" Shangguan Yu'er said angrily.

"This seems to be the legendary coquettishness." Zhou Han was secretly embarrassed.

"Well, that's an incredible feeling." After saying this, Zhou Han couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, which was tantamount to indirectly admitting that he was in someone's cousin. However, fortunately, thinking that the other party didn't know his relationship with Ji Yue and didn't delve into this topic, he finally didn't show it on the spot. (To be continued.) )