Wang Qiang naturally didn't know that someone was going to cut off his back road and stab his chrysanthemum!

He's busy with the world's greatest profession right now, so let's shout his name out loud!

Move! Fortune! Work!

The advertising slogan should be something like this: we don't produce novels, we're just porters of the gods.

Posing scissor hands and smiling slightly......

Ahem, off topic.

With the encouragement of readers, Wang Qiang was in a happy mood, and he couldn't stop opening the software and continuing to code words!

"Brother Qiang is not popular, and heaven is intolerable!" The magical ringtone attracts everyone's attention.

Wang Qiang smiled apologetically at everyone, and then slipped to a place where no one was there to pick up the phone.

"Hello? Sheep eggs? What's the matter? Answering the phone during working hours has an impact on people.................. Hey, hey!! What a tone! Brother is such a handsome guy, how many people are crying and shouting and begging Brother to go to work with them............ Oooh! Yes! It'll be over later! “

Wang Qiang hung up the phone and hurriedly ran to the director's office to ask for leave.

was already ready to be "exploited", but the director smiled and waved his hand, "Go, go, don't forget to broadcast live at night!" “

At this moment, Wang Qiang felt that the director was so handsome!

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The tone of the sheep egg was relatively anxious, and Wang Qiang naturally asked the local tyrant to stop a taxi and go straight to the destination.

Ministry of education.

A multi-functional hall of more than 800 square meters, at this moment, is very lively.

Wang Qiang followed the phone guidance and finally found the backstage.

"Wang Qiang, here and here!" Ouyang Lan waved her hand.

"That's a lot of people!" Wang Qiang sighed about the national situation.

"Let's go!" Ouyang Lan didn't have the heart to chat, so she pulled Wang Qiang and walked towards the rehearsal place.

The room was clean and tidy, except for the door, and there were wall mirrors hanging on three sides.

Sure enough, it's classy.

Visually, three waves of people were arranged in this room, full of people, busy rehearsing.

And Dean Zhang and a group of children stood there alone, looking inexplicably sad.

Wang Qiang walked over with a smile and tugged at the old man's beard, "That's it?" What about not rehearsing to watch girls? Confident that you will win the championship? “

"The champion doesn't dare to say, the top three are still somewhat certain." Dean Zhang said rather lonely.

Wang Qiang turned around, counted the participating teams in the house, and said solemnly, "It won't be our three participating teams, right?" “

"How is that possible!"

"Then you have an expression of being insulted by the dog's genitals, what's wrong?" Wang Qiang asked.

"Hey! Looking at the scene of other people's parents bringing their children to participate happily, I feel a little bad in my heart. Dean Zhang said wistfully. These days, children always ask me, what about his parents? You say, how should I answer? “

"Hey, it's not your fault. Why blame yourself! Wang Qiang tugged at the old man's beard again, and said awe-inspiringly, "It's really not good, just tell the children, Ouyang Lan is his mother, and his father is ......."

"No! Where are you going to put my old face? At such an age, you can never say that you are the father of the children! The old yard said hurriedly.

“→_→“

Wang Qiang pulled his beard hard, but he didn't pull it off, "Old man, you are thick-skinned enough!" What do you think about all day? Disrespectful for the old! Although I am said to be an innocent little virgin, but for the sake of the children, as a handsome guy who cries ghosts and gods in the world, it is incumbent on me to be called a "father"! Besides, the two of us are basically talented and beautiful, and we are quite a match to say it! “

"Dirt!" The old dean roared with a slightly red face.

Wang Qiang smiled, and the gag finally diluted some of the sad atmosphere.

"Practice, right? Everyone else is working hard, and we can't say it if we don't work hard. Wang Qiang said.

"Hmm. All right! Dean Zhang stood up and said to the children, "Children,/practice!" “

Nima! Kids? Are you still shameless?

While discussing the way to appear, Ouyang Lan came back and told them that they had been drawn by lot, and the order of appearance was twenty-eight.

"How many teams are there in total?"

"30 sticks! However, there is a team that has something to do temporarily and did not come, so there are a total of 29 teams! “

"Hey! It's going to be hard! Wang Qiang said with a sad face.

Singing this thing, naturally the first to appear, the better, the people behind the spirit are gone, naturally they will not listen to it attentively, some people have something, they will leave the venue directly, the judges also have the intention of ending it soon, no matter how good the song is, no one listens carefully, and it is also the street to the end.

"There's shady! There must be shady! Wang Qiang said in a chiseled tone.

"They were the last to come out." Ouyang Lan pointed to the teachers and students of the Tsinghua Affiliated Primary School in Beijing who were rehearsing and said.

“(⊙o⊙)“

Wang Qiang stared at Ouyang Lan's eyes and asked, "When you drew the lottery today, didn't you wash your hands?" “

“→_→“

Anyway, the game goes on. Be sure to take the ranking! Otherwise, I'm sorry for the children's hard rehearsals for so many days.

"It seems that we can only surprise it, and see if we can get miraculous results!" Wang Qiang said with a flash of inspiration.

"How?" Dean Zhang asked, he had a deep understanding of Wang Qiang's bad intentions.

can only be summed up in one sentence: Wang Qiang's festival was eaten by dogs many years ago.

So, Wang Qiang carefully talked about his thoughts with the two of them.

"This, won't it be too good......" Dean Zhang said glutinously.

"I think it's okay!" Ouyang Lan looked at the excitement and was not afraid of big things, and raised her hand in favor.

Dean Zhang wants to cry without tears, isn't he a scumbag? Why do you ask more! It's not ...... Fell into a pit......

"It's all for the kids!" Seeing that Dean Zhang seemed to be a little reluctant, Wang Qiang said in a leisurely tone.

"Alright! For the sake of the children, my old bones will be shameless! Dean Zhang said as if he were dead.

The three of them folded their hands together and shouted "shameless" to cheer for the old dean......

The competition has officially begun.

The host rammed a lot and began to report the curtain.

Wang Qiang sat in the seat under the stage, next to Ouyang Lan.

Glancing at the judges' bench. More than ten people, the Ministry of Education has really worked hard, several department-level cadres, and some primary school principals who are more famous in the capital, the last one has a familiar face, Wang Qiang thought about it, it seems that he is a person in the music industry, and he is a little famous.

After thinking about it again, Wang Qiang finally knew why the Tsinghua Affiliated Primary School in Beijing was drawn to the last place in the lottery, but he was not in a hurry at all, with an unfathomable smile on his face............

The first show was "Little White Rabbit"

It is basically a song that must be learned in kindergarten, and it is also the first time that human beings realize the charm of music in the enlightenment stage.

A group of children dressed in bunny costumes, singing with milky voices and simple dance moves.

"Fall! Stop struggling, little fat man, fall down quickly......"

"Crash! Right, right! Just knock him down! “

"One step further, one step and you can fall off the stage......"

"Little thin man, are you in a hurry to urinate? Hurry up and slip away! Slip away in the open! Take off your pants here and we can understand ......"

Listening to Ouyang Lan's evil voice in his ears, Wang Qiang smiled bitterly, people didn't offend you!

Turning his head, he looked at Ouyang Lan with a broken thought, with an excited look on his face. Sure enough, everyone has a demon locked in their hearts.

A lock of beautiful black hair fluttered down like a waterfall, curved willow eyebrows, a pair of bright eyes that hooked the soul, a straight nose, pink cheeks slightly red, dripping cherry-like cherry lips, a flower-like melon seed face crystal like jade, tender snow skin like ice and snow, a beautiful figure, charming and affectionate, happy and hateful.

Wang Qiang couldn't help but look stupid............

"Hey! What are you looking at! Ouyang Lan looked back, her face was slightly red, and she said in a very low voice.

"Oh? Yes? Well! It's nothing! It's nothing! "Wang Qiang's wolf bèi's escape." I'm going to the bathroom. “

Ouyang Lan looked at Wang Qiang's back, and felt a different kind of feeling in her heart...... This guy isn't handsome...... This guy flicks...... There is no lower limit for this guy...... This guy ...... I don't know when it hovers in her mind and occupies most of her memory............

Wang Qiang had two villains fighting in his head.

The demon said: You should have just started directly! There are so many people, forgive her and a girl doesn't dare to scream!

The angel said, "Since you like her!" Then go and confess!

The devil said: If you love her, touch her, if you like it, you will rape/rape, what's the use of confessing, it's not that you will be rejected! If you can't catch up, it, if you can't it, you will be drugged, and if you turn your face, you will send ****. It's a big deal to squat in prison, and even the prison doesn't dare to squat for her, and dare to say that you love her?

The angel said, "Then you won't be able to be friends!"

Wang Qiang pulled up his trouser chain, looked at himself in the mirror, and muttered, "Can't you really be friends............?"