Time flies, and it's Saturday in the blink of an eye!

At night.

It is said that at 11 o'clock, many people fall asleep, but there are some exceptions, such as college students, and those who are off work on Sundays, so they should take a good time to relax.

Chen Shuguang, a front-line worker in his thirties, is off duty on Sundays, so he naturally can't hold back his excitement and has a black game with his buddies who have been in contact for a long time!

And then......

He played five rounds! The record is terrible! I wanted to play another game, but no matter how easy it was, my friends didn't take him to black, and turned off the computer with a sad and angry face, "What's wrong with only playing one hero?" What's wrong with Galen's ultimate being often empty? If I hadn't given you damage, would you have won? ”

I went to watch TV and change my mood.

It's past eleven o'clock in the evening, where is there any good program, boring to mobilize the TV station, suddenly, the eyes are bright!

He found a beautiful woman, whether it was dressed or smiling, just like the school flower of the school!

It's the kind of goddess who can only be watched from afar, but not blasphemed!

When will Beijing TV get a new column? "Tonight's Post-90s Talk Show"? What a cheesy name!

All right! None of that matters! stared directly at Liu Shiyu, who was full of goddesses on the TV, and her eyes flowed all over the place.

"Husband! Sleep! The daughter-in-law shouted delicately in the bedroom.

"I'll sleep later!" Chen Shuguang replied bluntly.

Now, Chen Shuguang's brain basically has no ability to think, ******** is watching TV, and he can't talk with the flattery of his daughter-in-law.

"You've said this eighteenth time!" The daughter-in-law leaned against the door frame and said sullenly.

Then, wearing pink loose pajamas, he came over and sat on the sofa, leaned on his ear, and said in a flattering voice, "People are taking a shower today." ”

Chen Shuguang's thoughts were pulled back in an instant, compared with whether he can see or not eat compared to being able to see and eat, he will choose with his eyes closed! The tip of the nose was surrounded by the faint smell of shower gel, looking at the charming appearance of the daughter-in-law, in an instant, a tiger pounced and threw the daughter-in-law on the sofa!

And then......

Seeing his daughter-in-law holding down his hand to untie his belt, the monkey asked anxiously, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing here?" ”

"Me? I suddenly want to watch TV......" the daughter-in-law pushed him away, stroked his long hair a few times, and said with a smile.

What a familiar punishment! Chen Shuguang had to hunch his waist, sit down again, and the two of them watched TV.

……

"And the pathogen that men lie about is the mobile phone!" Wang Qiang's Anhui Mandarin came out of the TV.

"Cell phone?" Liu Shiyu asked in surprise.

Then Wang Qiang touched it from under the table, and magically took out a 70×30 cardboard, imitating the address book panel! Standing on the table, he asked elegantly.

"If this is taken from your boyfriend's mobile phone address book, who do you think seems to be the most problematic?"

"Yang Beibei has a problem!?" Liu Shiyu said with a little uncertainty.

As soon as the camera turned, it was the sound of the audience talking to each other.

……

Chen Shuguang has an ominous premonition, since he was a child, he also felt this way, which made him less beaten by his parents many times!

Then he gently stroked his daughter-in-law's jade hand and said, "Daughter-in-law, it's so late, why don't we rest!" Staying up late will definitely hurt your smooth skin......"

Facing his daughter-in-law's fierce gaze, Chen Shuguang's voice became lower and lower.

"It's okay to stay up late once in a while, besides, you work hard to make money, isn't it just for me to put on a mask?" The daughter-in-law smiled, grabbed his hand and said.

"Oh? Then you see, I suddenly felt sleepy, and I went to sleep first. Chen Shuguang withdrew and was about to leave, ready to quietly go to the kitchen to pull the electric switch.

"Huh?!" The daughter-in-law squinted at him, snorted, and clasped her hands in front of her chest.

Chen Shuguang had no choice but to sit down and flatteringly pinch his daughter-in-law's shoulders and legs.

……

"You wouldn't have guessed! This problematic is Manager Wang! Wang Qiang pointed to the last line of words and said firmly.

"Manager Wang? Impossible, right? Liu Shiyu also looked disbelieving.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you are still too young!" Wang Qiang looked at everyone's reaction, and said bitterly, "You don't believe it, do you?" ”

Wang Qiang tore open the paper covered below one after another, pointed to the words on it, and asked.

"If there is no problem, how can there be Manager Wang 1, Manager Wang 2, Manager Wang 3, Manager Wang 4, so many Manager Wang? Your boyfriend is very good at business! ”

……

Chen Shuguang looked at the TV, his heart sank, and he knew that something bad was going to happen!

"Husband, where's your phone? Take it and I'll take a look! The daughter-in-law said thoughtfully.

"Wife, it's all a lie on TV, you actually believe this?" Chen Shuguang said with a dry smile. "It's so late, it's time to rest."

"Huh?!" The daughter-in-law leaned over him and clasped her hands in front of her chest.

"I'll get it!" Chen Shuguang's steps were heavy, as if he was rushing to the execution ground! I took it out of my pocket for a long time, and said hesitantly, "Daughter-in-law, I seem to have lost my phone!" ”

"Lost?" The daughter-in-law looked distrustful, walked over and pulled it directly from her right pants pocket, held his mobile phone, and asked with a smile, "What is this?" ”

"This ...... This one...... I didn't have it just now! Chen Shuguang said with a cold sweat.

"Sit back!" The daughter-in-law gave orders.

"Oh!" Chen Shuguang replied weakly, he regretted it a long time ago, and he couldn't wait to slap his two mouths! I have nothing to do to watch TV!

"How much is the phone password?" The daughter-in-law asked softly with circles drawn on his chest.

His daughter-in-law knew that it was a real "smiling tiger", and a few drops of cold sweat couldn't help but ooze from her forehead!

Trembling to unlock the password!

And then......

In Chen Shuguang's mobile phone address book, there are no four managers Wang, but only three managers Zhang......

Then, I watched my daughter-in-law press the operation instructions on the TV step by step!

Chen Shuguang looked at "Professor Wang" with hatred in his eyes! What is the saying? No matter how strong the enemy is, he is not afraid, he is afraid that the team will be a traitor!

"Shake it? Brother Guang, are you good at playing? The daughter-in-law held her mobile phone and sneered all over her face.

Chen Shuguang knelt on the keyboard with interest, and hurriedly said, "Daughter-in-law, listen to my explanation!" Those are all I shook before we got married, I was too young at that time, I didn't realize that people's hearts are sinister, and I was cheated out of my mobile phone number, and then the other party gave back a ......"

"Really?" The daughter-in-law said suspiciously.

Chen Shuguang endured the colic in his heart and deleted all those WeChat accounts and phone numbers! I handed the phone back.

"Didn't play careful, did you?" The daughter-in-law asked worriedly.

"How could I lie to my daughter-in-law, I swear! If I tell a lie, I'll never lift it for the rest of my life! Chen Shuguang immediately swore solemnly.

"Phew!" The daughter-in-law's face turned red and scolded with a smile, "Are you punishing yourself?" Or do you want to punish me? ”

"Don't worry about these details! The key is my determination...... "Chen Shuguang defended.

"Really?" The daughter-in-law gently pulled him up from the keyboard. With his chest on his arm, he led him back to the bedroom, biting his ear and saying, "I'll squeeze you dry tonight, and see if you dare to have these strange thoughts in the future!" ”

As soon as the table lamp was closed, there was a bang, and only the sound of sweat remained, which could be described as a full house of spring......

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