Chapter 558: The Ape Dung of the Joke
As soon as the lord heard Meng Yanshan's words, he knew that this woman in red would definitely not let him go, but he didn't want to die now, and he wanted to make up for the mistakes he had made before, and what he did was really undeserved. 『』『『【Remember our websitedashubao手机版dashubao】
"Miss Shanshan, the master of the skill knows that the mistakes he made before are too many, and he can't make up for it at all, but the master of the skill is also a victim, I am also confused by others, so I will do so many outrageous things, I want to make amends for what I have committed, and please Miss Shanshan, for the sake of the hundreds of thousands of people in my Wushui tribe, forgive me this time."
The lord of the Wushui tribe said so conclusively that he hated it so much that even the tears of remorse could not help but flow.
"What you have done, does it have anything to do with me, do your hundreds of thousands of clansmen, have anything to do with this girl, what have you done to make up for the mistakes you have made?"
For Meng Yanshan's three rhetorical questions, the lord of the Wushui tribe couldn't speak for a while.
Yes, the disaster he brought to the Wushui tribe was too great. If you let the people of the Chaotian Department know that they had the idea of rebellion, what is even more terrifying is that they have been doing things in the past few years to unite with other tribes, according to the previous style of the Chaotian Ministry, their Wushui tribe will definitely be wiped out overnight.
"Shanshan, God has the virtue of a good life, everyone has their own way to go, this is his life, not man-made can be changed."
Meng Yanshan turned around and glanced at Lan Sheng behind her and said, "What you mean by this is that Miss Ben shouldn't kill him." But this kind of person who can be ruthlessly killed even by his wife who has been with me for ten years, won't it be a scourge if I keep him?"
"Shanshan, I believe he will get better, after all, he has made a mistake once, and he should remember it."
"Yes, Lan Gongzi is right, with this mistake, I will definitely remember not to make it again, and ask Miss Shanshan to surround my life, I am willing to use it for the girl for the rest of my life, if there is a lie, I am willing to bear the punishment of the sea god."
"Miss Ben's punishment, Miss Ben doesn't know if it's true, but for a person who Miss Ben is deeply disgusted with, it's more reassuring to hold it firmly in her own hands."
"Demon Dance Eye Demon Control."
There was no wind, and the black demonic qi burst out from between his fingers, dyed into a small beam of flames, and gradually formed a miniature version of the shape of a child in the air, and nodded lightly at Meng Yanshan, as if he had been instructed, he rushed towards the lord of the Wushui tribe, and instantly disappeared in the center of his eyebrows, forming a black flame mark, but there was a faint gold in the flames.
"This is magic control, Miss Ben can use this to control your body and even your mind, so if you have any bad intentions, as long as Miss Ben has a small thought, you will die ugly, Miss Ben's packing ticket is definitely worse than the punishment of the sea god."
The slender fingers were on the forehead of the Wushui tribe, and with a slight click, the black flame mark disappeared out of thin air.
"Lord Yan Xi of the Five Waters Tribe sees the master."
"Well, get up, be the lord of your Wushui tribe, as usual, the plan will still be the same, but it must be secret, you know."
"Yes."
On the way to the center of Fish Island, Meng Yanshan rode gracefully on the back of a horse that looked like a horse, but had a pair of wings, which Meng Yanshan called a Pegasus.
"Boss, I can't figure it out, a villain like the lord of the Wushui tribe, why don't you just correct them on the spot, and spare his life" Han Axe looked at Meng Yanshan angrily, it was really not worth the three brothers who died for themselves
"Han axe, you don't know, there is a saying that suspicious people don't need to use people without suspicion, since Miss Ben left his life, there must be a reason for Miss Ben, you are a little brother, just obey."
"I said that Mr. Lan, the boss of our family acts like this, and you don't say that you don't care about it" Han Axe knows what Meng Yanshan recognizes, it must be a way to go to the dark, and it is estimated that there is no room for maneuver, but for the great god Lan Gongzi, that is where he looks up
"She's doing this well, I don't have to worry about it." Lan Sheng looked at the pair of masters and servants, and said indifferently.
Han Axe looked at Lan Gongzi, who had such high hopes for him, and instantly became a loyal servant, and had a very powerless feeling, what kind of person is this
In fact, in Lan Sheng's heart, no matter what Meng Yanshan wants to do, he will support it, even if he pokes a hole in this day, he will be the one who helps hand the stick, not to mention whose life she wants to leave behind.
On this day, Han Axe can be regarded as knowing, in their team, as long as the boss speaks, it has to be done.
The word of the boss is right, and the word of the boss is an absolute creed.
"Hey, Han Axe, when will we leave the Wushui Tribe, we will be able to go to the territory of the Lord of Fish Island."
Meng Yanshan was bored waving the small leather whip in her hand, it was really boring along the way, as long as she played the banner of Chaotian, it was almost a hundred miles of desolation, not even a small animal.
"Boss, the mansion of the owner of this fish island is in the center of this island, and we have only been halfway there, so it's still early. If you're bored, I'll tell you a few jokes."
"Joke Han axe, you still have this talent, I don't know, come, tell a funny one."
"Well, okay, I'll tell the boss something particularly funny."
It is said that in the past, there was a blind old woman, looking for her crutches everywhere, but she couldn't find it, which made this old woman anxious.
Their neighbor saw that she was in such a hurry and asked, "What are you looking for?"
The old woman said, "I'm looking for my crutches."
When the man heard this, he said, "Isn't that crutch in your hand, can't you see?"
"Is it in my hand, why can't I see it?"
"Hahahahaha
Meng Yanshan frowned, looking at the Han Axe who was laughing very maniacally in front of her, and the group of little brothers behind her who were laughing backwards and backwards, and said with a twitch at the corner of her mouth: "Is it so funny, you shut up for me." ”
"Boss, isn't this story I told funny?"
"It's not funny, maybe only people like you would listen to such low-level jokes."
"I'm not funny, so boss, you can talk about one that is funny."
"I'll tell you one, the giraffe married the monkey, and a year later the giraffe filed for divorce: I don't want to live this kind of jumping up and down anymore The monkey was furious: Leave who has seen a kiss and have to climb a tree"
"Isn't it funny, hahahahahahaha
Han Axe thought about Meng Yanshan's joke carefully, scratched his head a little puzzled and said: "Boss, how can this giraffe and the monkey get married, the two of them don't match, yes, how can the monkey let the giraffe kiss, this is unrealistic." ”
"Your brain, how does it look like it, our thinking is not on the same channel at all."
"Boss, are you talking about me stupid in disguise?"
"I don't mean that you are stupid, it's just that our worldview, values, and aesthetics are different."
"Lan Gongzi, you come to judge the theory, what the boss is talking about, I don't understand it at all."
Lan Sheng smiled slightly, looked at Han Axe and said, "Her joke is very charming, you have to taste it slowly." ”
"Take your time to taste the monkey and the giraffe, an animal with different names, how can they be together, and the offspring bred by this is not the same species."
"Okay, okay, let's not dwell on whether this giraffe and the monkey can be together, Miss Ben will tell you another one."
"Well, Boss, don't tell such nonsensical jokes."
"Listen, the chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon's poop, the gibbon gently and carefully helped it scrub it clean and they fell in love, others asked how they came together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung is ape dung, hahahahahahahaha
"Master, what kind of animals are these chimpanzees and gibbons, how have I never heard of them, and how could they wipe their butts. There's fate. ”
“oh,ygod。 What kind of people are these" Meng Yanshan has completely collapsed, it turns out that the surprise of this cultural region can give people such a big misunderstanding, it seems that it is better for her to keep her mouth shut, otherwise she will be angry to death by these indigenous people of Poseidon Island.
Lan Sheng seemed to see Meng Yanshan's embarrassment, and said to Han Axe very understandingly: "Han Axe, I see that it is not too early, you send a few brothers out, come back from hunting some game, and make lunch at noon today." ”
"Ah, oh, I know, I know, I'll do it."
Meng Yanshan looked at the cheerful figure of Han Axe, and for a moment began to doubt whether her original decision to accept such a little brother was right or wrong
"Since it's already happened, why bother with it, it's better to let it take its course, maybe there will be unexpected results."
"Well, that's right, with such a living treasure by your side, although sometimes you are angry to death, but Lan Sheng, don't say it, sometimes it's really funny." Meng Yanshan remembered that since she met Han Axe, everything that had happened, and when she thought about it, it was also a kind of fate.