Chapter XXIII: Jessica's Punishment
followed Jessica, who had a calm face, and walked upstairs, and Song Han looked at Jessica, who exuded a cold breath all over her body, and was terrified.
When Jessica arrived on the second floor, she sat on the sofa and looked at Song Han with a cold face. Song Han's mind moved, he bent his legs at Jessica, slammed his knees on the carpet, knelt in front of Jessica, bowed his head, and said pitifully: "Lord Queen, the little one knows that it's wrong, the Queen has a lot, forgive the little one this time." ”
Jessica seemed to be very satisfied with Song Han's way of admitting her mistakes, nodded, and said sternly, "Well, do you know where you are wrong?" ”
"I see!" Song Han replied in a low voice.
"Well, tell me about it, what did you do wrong?" After saying that, Jessica leaned back on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, and said lazily.
"I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I made a fool of you in the morning and took an ugly photo of you!" Song Han replied angrily.
"Well, that's a mistake, and then what?" Jessica's eyes narrowed, her temperament suddenly became cold, and she looked directly at Song Han, Song Han only felt that his whole body was cold, and his head spun rapidly, what else was there? It looks like it's gone.
Song Han didn't expect the sentence just posted on Weibo, but he felt that according to Jessica's urine sex posted on Weibo once more than a month, how could Jessica know if she couldn't read Chinese? Then he said: "Your Majesty, the little one really doesn't know what else is wrong, please make it clear." ”
"Do you really want me to say it, if I say it, it's still the truth, then it's going to be a crime!" Jessica pretended to be mysterious.
"It's not going to be something on Weibo, you really know, right? I just sent it out, how did you know so quickly, and besides, you can actually know Chinese? Song Han said in surprise with a long mouth.
"Well, even if you are still self-aware, yes, I know, why is it strange? I just got up this morning to be interested, so I swiped Weibo, can't I? Moreover, I would be weird in Chinese? Jessica said to Song Han in a strange manner.
"Hehe, it's not strange, it's not strange, it's not strange at all, who is called Wuli Queen Xià is so smart, knowing Chinese is simply not too simple!" Song Han slapped a small sycophant casually.
It seems that this trick is still quite effective, said Jessica is very happy, squinted her eyes and nodded with a smile and said: "Where and where I am not good in Chinese, not as good as Song Han oppa, for example, there are some words I don't understand, so I have to ask Song Han oppa, what does the photo of the iceberg queen mean." ”
I thought I had coaxed Jessica to make Song Han happy, but after hearing this, he instantly broke out in a cold sweat, and the huge contrast made his little heart a little unbearable, so he could only laugh and say: "No, no, the meaning of embarrassment is a very beautiful photo, a unique beauty Iceberg Queen Xià." ”
"Really? Do you have such a photo in your phone? Turn it out and show me, I want to see how beautiful I am. Jessica asked, with a tone that I could see through it all.
After Song Han heard this, he felt that his life was already hopeless, so he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, put it in the palm of his hand, knelt on his legs, lowered his head, respectfully offered his mobile phone and said: "Your Majesty the Queen, those photos taken in the morning are here, please review the Queen, whether you want to delete or delete, it's up to you to control." ”
Jessica let out a soft "en", then raised her bare hand and took the phone from Song Han's hand. Song Han was very happy, and while trying to stand up, he secretly said that I was witty and had a cloud backup. There is no one on the phone, and there is one on the backup, hahaha.
Seeing that Song Han wanted to stand up, Jessica shouted at him: "Who told you to stand up, continue to kneel for me, don't stand up without my consent." Immediately, Jessica looked at Song Han's mobile phone.
After Jessica deleted all the ugly photos that Song Han took for her today, she was happy for a while, and began to flip through Song Han's mobile phone, looking for Song Han's secret, and the more she looked at Jessica's face, the more strange it became, she said to Song Han in a disgusted and funny tone: "I didn't find it, there are quite a lot of love action movies on Song Han's oppa's mobile phone!" Look, who is this? Yo,It's Kurai Sora.,Yo,This is tomorrow's flower.,Yo,This Hatata.。 Not bad, not bad! It's quite rich! ”
Jessica said that Song Han looked embarrassed, but Song Han still said stiffly: "People, they all yearn for beautiful things, and besides, everyone is an adult, right?" It's a little bit of a need, and I don't have a girlfriend, do you see these crimes in South Korea? Since you don't break the law, you can watch it. ”
Song Han nodded for a while, Song Han still felt quite proud, and said secretly: "No wonder I feel that I have been in a brave state recently, it seems that I am really good at it, and I can make the iceberg queen lame with a few words." But Jessica's next words directly poured a basin of cold water on Song Han's heart.
I saw Jessica Zhukou personally said: "Although what you said is very reasonable, but, for the sake of your physical and mental health, I still decided to delete these, it is useless for you to resist, because now the mobile phone is in my hand!" ”
Song Han only felt as if he had fallen into an endless abyss, and a voice kept saying in his heart: "Bastard, these are all brought by me from China, I don't know how to find films in Korea, it's over, why didn't I back up these important things!" Song Han wanted to cry without tears.
Jessica continued to rummage through Song Han's phone, and when she saw that Song Han didn't have anything else in her phone that interested her, she got up from the sofa with satisfaction.
Song Han, who was kneeling on the ground, looked at Jessica who stood up and was suddenly excited, which meant that the time of her suffering was finally over, and she was finally going to turn over as a serf and sing. Looking at Jessica's eyes eagerly.
But the reality gave Song Han another shot, and I saw Jessica standing beside Song Han who was kneeling, stretching out her slender hand and grabbing Song Han's left ear, Song Han looked bitter, and Jessica smiled. Immediately, Jessica held Song Han's mobile phone in her other hand, put it above her head, at a 45-degree angle, and clicked, this qiē was frozen.
Jessica let go of the hand that was holding her ear, excitedly checked the photo she had just taken, clicked on the photo, Jessica looked at the photo and nodded very satisfied. Edit a text message and send it to your phone. After a while, Jessica's phone received the text message.
Jessica handed over her phone to Song Han and said in a tone that could not be refused: "It's this photo, if you post a Weibo, just write: Lord Queen, the little one knows it's wrong." ”
Song Han Tinghou said with a very strange face: "Are you sure you want to send it, isn't it too ambiguous, you are a star!" Aren't you afraid of scandals? ”
"If you are asked to send it, why do you talk so much nonsense, if you don't send it, I will send it here." Jessica said impatiently.
"Okay, good, I'll send it, I'll send it." Song Han said helplessly. As you speak, edit and send.
"Well, it's good, you get up." After Jessica saw it, she nodded arrogantly and said with satisfaction.
"I can finally get up," Song Han said secretly. I don't know how many times I've scolded Jessica in my heart. He stood up with difficulty and rubbed his legs, which were already numb on his knees. Secretly said: Zheng Xiuyan, you wait for me.