Chapter 119: A Trip to the Capital III
"Elder Wang, you familiarize yourself with it first, I still need to prepare some things." Lin Xiaofan said.
"Cheng, what you need is just say, as long as we have absolutely no problems." Elder Wang nodded.
"Brother Zhou, Brother Yang, you go to the back box and bring the two boxes I brought, be careful, don't be bitten, you can eat more at night."
Zhou Zhengyang, Yang Xuan had a black line, and left quickly in embarrassment, and I don't know if the matter is too urgent or I really don't have the face to stay here.
"The big wooden barrel for bathing should be at least one meter high, and the diameter of about two meters should be about two meters, and it should be with a lid; The older the wild ginseng, the better, and slice it directly, the thinner the better. ”
Wang Lao's assistant immediately recorded what Lin Xiaofan needed.
"There's a Chinese medicine pharmacy here! I'll go there and get something. Lin Xiaofan said.
Someone took Lin Xiaofan to choose medicinal materials.
The whole conference room was busy, only Jiang Defu was crying, he felt that he might not see the sun tomorrow.
Fifteen minutes later, a doctor dressed in the smell of Chinese medicine hurried back.
"Elder Wang, that Lin Divine Doctor wants three taels of wild He Shou Wu, you have to sign this." The doctor said respectfully to Elder Wang.
Old man Wang didn't raise his hand, he raised his hand directly, the doctor put the pen in Wang Lao's hand, and Wang Lao signed his name casually, without looking at whether the signature was correct.
Jiang Defu was a little relieved, it was wild ginseng and wild Polygonum multiflorum, it didn't seem to be as terrifying as he imagined!
"Elder Wang, that Doctor Lin wants two live leeches." Five minutes later, another doctor ran in and asked for Mr. Wang's opinion.
"That little girl will give him whatever she wants, and don't come over and disturb me if it's not a big deal." Wang Lao said unhappily.
It's a pity that Wang Lao is destined to be unable to study the Spirit Gathering Divine Needle Array quietly, because ten minutes later, Wang Lao's assistant ran into the conference room in a panic.
"Elder Wang. That Doctor Lin...... Whew...... That Lin Shen Doctor God got all the arsenic from the pharmacy. ”
With a pop, Jiang Defu sat on the ground with his buttocks, he was really scared to death of the baby, so he didn't play like this.
"Grandma. How can you believe that little girl, I will be killed by her?"
"Shut up, I, Doctor Lin, was recommended by Elder Wang, how could there be a mistake. Besides, haven't you seen that kid from the Ma family? Now I am completely well. Besides, your body is not this little girl's medicine to get rid of the disease" He Lao looked at his grandson, who was a little blue with fright, and said angrily.
When Jiang Defu heard it, he didn't dare to say anything, and he didn't speak anymore.
An oversized wooden barrel was carried into the conference room, and Yang Xuan and Zhou Zhengyang also carried Lin Xiaofan's two boxes into the conference room, and they didn't know who was so skilled and creative that they actually cut a century-old wild ginseng into thin slices. Each slice is translucent, and then the sliced wild ginseng is laid out in its original form, and at first glance, it is really difficult to tell that it has been cut into thin slices!
Lin Xiaofan was the last to arrive, carrying arsenic in his left hand and five half-foot-long centipedes in his right hand. There was also a black dry snake hanging on his arm.
Lin Xiaofan's attitude towards healing completely inherited the characteristics of a doctor named Gulajie that she copied, this master, but one, a witch doctor. The temperament is a bit freewheeling.。 is like Mr. Mei Er in Xiaolong's flying knife, his temperament is a little crazy, and he has a thick skin.
This has to be mentioned, before Lin Xiaofan came. Very lucky, with the alchemy technique, she broke through the fourth level and reached the fifth level, and by the time she reached the fifth level, she could go to the next level.
And on that floor, there are three illusory figures. A guy with very good medical skills, but of these three guys, Lin Xiaofan can only choose one to learn from them. Among the three of them, a beautiful woman, a handsome guy, and the other, the guy who looks sloppy and smiles and is a chicken thief is Gu Lajie.
And Lin Xiaofan broke through everyone's glasses and chose Gulajie, just because, he thought this guy was the most interesting, alchemy was boring, and if he didn't find something interesting, he wouldn't kill himself. That beauty, at first glance, has a habit of cleanliness and is not easy to get along with (well, she admits that this beauty makes her ashamed)
Another handsome guy has no ability at first glance, and he eats with his face (well, she admits that when she sees that handsome guy, she can't help but stay in Harazi, how can she concentrate on alchemy and medicine) So, she first chose Gu Lajie, who looks ordinary and looks like an old naughty boy at first glance.
She entered Gulajie's consciousness, and only then did she really admire Gulajie, not to make alchemy magical, and his biggest hobby is to like research, rare and strange diseases and refining strange pills, Lin Xiaofan also has a certain understanding of witch doctors because of him. Because of Gulajie's consciousness, her temperament is inevitably infected with some chicken thieves (well, she admits that sometimes, she is a little buckled, but who let her live a hard life for more than 20 years)
The reason why she was affected by Gu Lajie's consciousness was that her cultivation was not enough, and she could not completely refine her spirit.
The mirage of Gulajie can only stay in space for a month. And it only appears for two hours a day, Lin Xiaofan is really afraid that he has learned too little. But it can't be helped, who makes themselves stupid. If her strength is not strong, she has to obey the arrangements of the Alchemy Pavilion, unless one day, her achievements surpass the previous highest, and she can cultivate the rules of the Alchemy Tower.
can surpass the highest alchemy master, she dares to think about it when she dreams.
As soon as Jiang Defu saw the things in Lin Xiaofan's hand, he almost rolled his eyes and fainted, although he was not close to pampering, but he had never suffered since he was a child, and he had never encountered any danger since he was a child, and her legs trembled when she saw the hideous centipede and the black snake.
Lin Xiaofan smiled playfully, and deliberately shook the centipede in front of Jiang Defu.
Jiang Defu's face turned pale, and he hid backwards vigorously.
"Xiaofan......" Yang Xuan stretched out his voice, interrupting Lin Xiaofan's prank. looked at his cousin, who was so scared by Xiao Fan, why did he feel quite enjoyable in his heart.
Lin Xiaofan nodded immediately, it was unlucky enough for the eldest aunt to come, she didn't want to be more unlucky, so she had better stay away from that declining god. Immediately pretending not to care, he looked at the barrel and nodded. Ask the staff to fill the barrel with tap water and immediately move away from him.
came to Zhou Zhengyang's side
"Big brother let him, take it off." Lin Xiaofan said succinctly. After saying that, he turned his back
Jiang Defu looked at Lin Xiaofan's frowning. clutching his belt and not letting go, it's like he is about to become a rabbit as soon as he takes off his pants.
"What, you want me to help you take it off?" Mrs. He's old eyes widened, and she immediately scooped up the old man's crutches. The old man really untied the belt around his waist. "Use this sturdy, don't break my crutches"
Grandma He nodded seriously, "Old man, you are still right" immediately turned around, waved the cow belt in her right hand, and threatened.
Jiang Defu had a bitter gourd face, took off his clothes at a turtle speed, and took off his pants again, leaving only a pair of brand-name close-fitting pants, even if Jiang Lao's belt was picked up on him, he would not take it off.
"I said cousin. It's all big men here, and we have what you have...... Who likes to see you, don't look like a yellow flower girl" Yang Xuan said, as if he had thought of something, and added: "Except for Ai's disease." We didn't."
Jiang Defu was embarrassed, but he didn't say anything.
"It's okay if you don't take off your underwear, anyway, the medicinal bath I prepared is to soak all over the body, and if there is any place that is not soaked, then I don't care if something goes wrong." Lin Xiaofan turned his back and knew what that girl thought. It's not because she's here.
Jiang Defu wanted to get rid of it but didn't want to lose face, and he was in a dilemma.
"Brother Zhou, you said that if the patient does not cooperate, he will be impotent in the future! Premature ejaculation! Shouldn't it be left to the doctor? Lin Xiaofan turned his head and asked.
Jiang Defu gritted his teeth. Brush it and take off the underwear.
"Elder Wang, you can start here. Lin Xiaofanzi nodded.
Acupuncture, Lin Xiaofan can't do it, Wang Lao is the real cowman, gathering nine hundred and eighty-one needles in the spiritual acupuncture array, and eighty-one acupuncture points. Using different needles to pierce in, it is not possible to make a mistake, Wang Lao is only familiar with it for less than an hour, and he can accurately pierce different needles into the corresponding acupuncture points without continuing to look at the picture.
The most important thing is that Lin Xiaofan is also not interested in taking a second look at a good source of disease.
Grandma He began to get nervous when Wang Lao stabbed the first needle, and the fierce and vicious expression she had just given her grandson had long been replaced by distress, squatting in front of her grandson, anxiously touching her tears, and constantly asking her grandson how she felt.
Although Jiang Defu is a little distracted, he is indeed very filial, looking at his grandmother and grandfather who are surprised on the battlefield, he is in tears, and his heart is very uncomfortable, although he feels very bad, and he can't even describe the itching, but he still insists on comforting his grandfather and grandmother.
The people on the side saw it in their eyes and were moved in their hearts, Lin Xiaofan nodded and said secretly: "Even if you are filial enough, or you really have to give you some hardship, in the end, except for flowers, people are not bad."
Half a catty of arsenic was poured into the wooden barrel, and then Lin Xiaofan grabbed another handful of mugwort and threw it in, followed by piles of plant stems that the experts didn't know were thrown in.
At first, the wooden barrel was crystal clear water, but after Lin Shuifan completed the first stage of the steps, the water in the entire wooden barrel had turned red, and the color of blood red and blood red looked like the blood of a whole wooden barrel, and the transparent water had become translucent.
Then, Lin Xiaofan made two high-power hot enough to let Zhou Zhengyang stab into the wooden barrel, stirring it with a wooden stick while heating it.
As Zhou Zhengyang stirred, the color of the fluid in the barrel turned green, and the green was dazzling.
The experts were already dumbfounded, in their opinion, Lin Xiaofan was like a magician, performing magic tricks!
The thirtieth needle was pierced into the acupuncture points of Jiang Defu's body in order, and Jiang Defu only felt that his body seemed to be inflated.
In the eyes of outsiders, Jiang Defu's body suddenly turned red, as if he had a high fever.
"What's wrong? What's going on? He Lao and Jiang Lao asked anxiously.
The first time Wang Bo used the Gathering Spirit Needle Array, he couldn't explain this problem at all.
"The human body is being stimulated, normal, and continues." Lin Xiaofan glanced at it and replied nonchalantly. Although doctors inevitably look at the patient's fruit, Lin Xiaofan still feels embarrassed
Wang Lao took a deep breath and continued to administer the needle.
By the time of the fifty-first stitch, He Defu had already rolled his eyes warmly by the temperature raised in his body, his lips were chapped, and the discomfort of his body had already broken through the limit of patience, and he couldn't help but scream loudly. and clamored for water to drink.
"Do you want to urine?" Lin Xiaofan asked coldly.
Jiang Defu glared at Lin Xiaofan fiercely, as if Lin Xiaofan was his father-killing enemy.
Lin Xiaofan didn't care, smiled, and continued to stir the liquid medicine in the wooden barrel.
With the increase in the number of needles applied by Wang Lao. Jiang Defu had already broken his voice, and the voice he shouted out was extremely hoarse, as if an injured lone wolf was enduring severe pain, which made people shudder when they sounded.
"Go on, don't stop. Drop all the needles in one go. Jiang Zi saw that Wang Lao was a little hesitant, and immediately reminded loudly.
Wang Lao gritted his teeth and continued to administer the needle.
The eighty-first needle pierced into Jiang Defu's eyebrows, and Jiang Defu's scream disappeared instantly.
Jiang Defu only felt a cold spring gushing out from the center of his eyebrows, pouring his hot and dry body from top to bottom, and wherever the cold spring went, the burning and dry feeling disappeared out of thin air, replaced by an extreme comfort, as if he had just finished a marathon, and then came directly to a sauna. I found a few beautiful little girls and had a complete slaughter.
The only thing that embarrassed Jiang Defu was that his important places were hard and straight.
It's nothing for a big man to be looked at by a group of men with his bare buttocks, but if he pulls the flag and is looked at by a group of men, it feels quite unpleasant, "It seems that my grandson's capital is still good!" Jiang Lao saw that his grandson stopped calling, and his heart was also comfortable, and he actually made a joke at this time, Jiang Defu's face was red when his grandfather said a word, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground and get into it directly.
"One minute, close the needle. All needles are sterilized at UHT. Lin Xiaofan was far away, and Yang Xuan and Zhou Zhengyang also deliberately blocked the sight over there. Lin Xiaofan said loudly.
The two high-power fans were turned over by Lin Xiaofan, blowing frantically on the wooden barrel, and Lin Xiaofan reached in to test the temperature. Nodding his head, he said, "Throw him in." Then he turned his back
Although all the needles have left the body, the extremely comfortable feeling still exists, Jiang Defu now just wants to close his eyes and lie on the bed to sleep, he doesn't even bother to move his fingers, and finally two Jiang Lao's security personnel set him up and put him into the barrel.
The temperature in the barrel is slightly hot. When he first entered, Jiang Defu was almost burned and jumped out, but when he got used to the temperature in the barrel, he felt a lot more comfortable.
"Are you comfortable?" Lin Xiaofan asked with a smile.
"Comfortable." Jiang Defu nodded and snorted.
"Oh! Bring that lid over. Lin Xiaofan shouted.
This kind of large wooden barrel for bathing is a high-end product, with a lid, and three holes on it that expose the head and hands, so as to ensure that the temperature will not drop too quickly due to too long time when bathing, and now, it has become a cage for imprisoning Jiang Defu.
"Press it for me, I didn't say yes, no one is allowed to lift the lid." Lin Xiaofan commanded sharply.
Zhou Zhengyang was the first to walk up, followed by Yang Xuan, Wang Lao, then Jiang Lao, He Lao, and finally two Meng Lao's security guards.
Lin Xiaofan took out the dried centipede, put it on the hole that could be drilled out of his hand, and with a pinch of his hands, the dried centipede turned into black powder and fell into the wooden barrel.
"Hey! Are you afraid of snakes? Lin Xiaofan asked with a smile, and then under Meng Defu's frightened gaze, he pulled out a dark poisonous snake from the box, broke the snake's head, and injected snake venom into the barrel.
This was only the beginning, and then the fat man made the scorpion venom, and the venom of the poisonous widow entered the barrel, but only in small amounts, and only one venom of each kind.
Lin Xiaofan's actions not to mention Jiang Defu, even Jiang Lao and He Lao, who rushed over in the sea of corpses and blood, looked at their scalps numb, especially when he saw the poison in the two large boxes, he almost ordered the guards to shoot.
The two hot ones were pierced into two small holes and began to heat up again.
"You...... Are you going to cook me? Jiang Defu felt as if he had become a Tang monk, and he was lying in a steamer at the moment. He asked with a trembling voice.
"I'm afraid of being infected with the disease." Lin Xiaofan's mouth is unforgiving.
As the temperature increased, Jiang Defu felt as if his body had been thrown into magma, and his body was about to burst into flames, but just as he was about to shout, he was pulled by Lin Xiaofan's probe on his chin, his chin was dislocated, his mouth was wide open, and he couldn't even make a humming sound except for breathing.
"Cool? To use the slogan: This is just the way to go! Lin Xiaofan said with a smile.
Sure enough, Jiang Defu felt that his body began to tingle. It's as if someone is stabbing the body with countless spikes, and the eyes roll and you want to faint.
Lin Xiaofan slapped Jiang Defu in the face, directly knocked Jiang Defu awake, and then put the dislocated chin back.
"Ginseng slices. One tablet a minute, until feeding, no water, no other food. ”
It was so hot that it was taken out and put back in, keeping the temperature in the barrel unbearable. But it won't let people be cooked at the same temperature.
An hour passed, and Jiang Defu persevered.
Two hours have passed, Jiang Defu really wants not to insist, but whenever he has signs of fainting, Lin Xiaofan will let people slap him, simple and clear, after a few strokes, Jiang Defu's handsome face will swell, and he will not dare to faint.
"Okay, take it out and rinse your body with cool water. Blood tests are taken after a good night's sleep. Lin Xiaofan's voice was like an angel descending in Jiang Defu's ears for the first time.
However, when Jiang Defu was lifted out of the barrel and saw that his chest was being bitten like two leeches sucking milk, his eyes rolled and he fainted completely.
Everyone was wondering why Lin Xiaofan wanted to live leeches just now, but now they finally found the answer, but these two leeches bit Jiang Defu's chest two points, no matter how you look at it, it looks like milk x growth, which is very funny.
After tossing for so long, Aunt Waijia came, Lin Xiaofan. I really want to eat some hot porridge and rice, but a few old empty guys are all focused on their grandson, and if they open their mouths now, it is too unkind. So Lin Xiaofan could only continue to endure hunger and wait for this little grandson to wake up.
"Xiao Fan, why does your medicinal bath make me feel so terrifying?" Wang Lao asked with a strange expression.
Lin Xiaofan...... Lin Xiaofan nodded and smiled: "Horror is right, the name of this medicinal bath is called Poison Pool." ”
Wang Lao was dumbfounded, there are many cases of fighting poison with poison in traditional Chinese medicine, but it is too difficult to control the toxicity. A careless person will not only not be able to save people, but will also put people to death, so in the process of traditional Chinese medicine treatment, most of them use decoction and acupuncture.
"There are a total of seven kinds of venom and two kinds of poison, and any one of them alone can kill a person." Lin Xiaofan said.
Wang Lao shuddered at the thought of arsenic, dried centipedes, and the venom of the seven poisons, and naturally agreed with Lin Xiaofan's words 100%.
"That's why I chose several medicinal materials that can neutralize the toxicity and quench the beneficial ingredients in the poison."
"For example, there is an ingredient in mugwort, which can neutralize 30% of snake venom after heating, and at the same time can effectively neutralize the toxicity of black widows and scorpions, as well as grass and rootless flowers."
Wang Lao nodded again in agreement, it is not a fantasy to extract beneficial ingredients from venom, in foreign countries, there are health care drugs made of active ingredients extracted from the venom of the poisonous widow spider, which can nourish yin and nourish the kidneys, and is definitely not inferior to viagra in terms of effect.
"When the Gathering Spirit Needle Array stimulates the potential of the human body, it does not cause much harm to the human body, and can even stimulate various functions of the human body, so that the human body is at its peak for a certain period of time, but after it disappears during this time period, the sequelae will be very large."
"Although the poison pool is effective in stimulating the potential of the human body, the stimulation is too strong, if it is not for the heavenly veins above the five yin, it will not be able to withstand the attack power of the poison pool at all."
"So use the Spirit Gathering Divine Needle Array first, which is actually to warm up your poison pool?" Wang Lao finally understood the meaning of Lin Xiaofan's words.
Lin Xiaofan smiled, which can be regarded as verifying Wang Lao's guess.
Mrs. He, who was sitting on the side and watching her grandson, turned her head and asked, "What are those two leeches for?" ”
"Bloodsucking!" Lin Xiaofan replied as a matter of course. "Leeches are of course used to suck blood, the question is why they are used in this treatment." Wang Lao asked in detail helplessly.
Lin Xiaofan said with a smile: "In fact, this question can be answered with a little scrutiny, whether it is the Gathering Spirit Needle Array or the Poison Pool, the effect is the same, stimulating the potential of the human body and eliminating harmful substances in the human body, right?" ”
"Could it be that leeches absorb toxic substances in the human body?" Wang Lao suddenly realized. (To be continued.) )