Countless viewers are waiting in front of the computer or TV!

Countless peers are also looking forward to it, and they are eager to know the consequences of eating the first crab!

The editor of countless websites, staring at the TV station with blazing eyes, there are too many news that can be dug up by live programs, too much!

Tonight, many people tuned to Beijing TV! They wait, either excited, or expectant, or cold-eyed, or dismissive, or ...... Resentment!

Time passes slowly......

Finally, Gu Yanwu, who was sitting in the audience, took out the walkie-talkie and enforced his rights as a director!

"Attention departments! Countdown to live streaming! 15…… 14………… 9…… 8………… 4…… 3…… 2…… 1！ Begin! ”

The last number was called, and the hands on the clock pointed to exactly eight o'clock!

Live begins!

Syllable!

The lights are off!

……

"Here we go! Here we go! ”

"Hold the grass! Inexplicably, I want to eat two spicy strips to suppress the shock! ”

"The feeling of watching the live broadcast is just different! I feel like I can reach out and touch Brother Qiang! ”

"In the last issue, I hope you don't let me down!"

"I feel like I'm going to make a big move!"

"Sudden power outage? Allow me to laugh for a moment! ”

"Upstairs rough!"

"Get out of the thick +1!"

……

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I saw that the LED screen in the center of the recording studio was lit up!

I saw Dandan's small eyes squinting, waving at the camera, and saying, "Hello everyone, I'm Dandan!" On today's special day, I am going to interview Brother Qiang, and everyone will follow my lens to learn about the untold stories in front of and behind the scenes. ”

The camera pans for a few seconds to the staff who are busy preparing in the background, and then the camera pans.

Dandan held the microphone with a serious expression and asked very formally, "Brother Qiang, after more than 80 days of hard work, "Tonight's Post-90s Talk Show" has finally ushered in the finale, I don't know what you want to say to the audience?" ”

Wang Qiang beside him twisted his neck, looked at the camera, and looked at Dandan, his eyes were like this: →_→

Dandan was a little persevering, and asked again, "Brother Qiang, in the twelfth issue, don't you have anything to say to the audience?" ”

“→_→”

Dandan looked at Brother Qiang's ignorant appearance and shook his body around......

And then......

"Shake the peat! It's all on your hands! ”

As soon as the camera pulled, I saw that the sign outside the door reads - men's bathroom!

Syllable!

The camera screen slammed to the ground, the screen went black, and there was only the screams of the balls!

"Brother Qiang, I was wrong!"

"I was so wrong!"

"Be merciful! Don't step on your face! ”

"Brother Qiang, it's okay to step on your face, but don't mess up my hairstyle, otherwise I'll be really angry!"

"I can tell you, I'm angry, I'm scared!"

"Okay, okay! Brother Qiang, let me tell you, it's okay for you to mess up my hairstyle, but don't break my suit, I tell you, I have a bottom line! ”

"Brother Qiang, I admit it! My bottom line is that there is no bottom line! Give it a chance! So many people are watching! It's a live ......"

……

"Hahaha! I'm laughing to death! ”

"Dandan, this teaser, yes!"

"If there is such a friend in life, how sad life will be!"

"I want to ask silently, how did Dandan survive until now?"

"Ask downstairs!"

"I don't know, but I know, downstairs knows!"

"I used to have a friend who was like a ball, and now his grave grass is two meters tall!"

"A harmonious society is good! Quack! ”

……

The LED screen is off.

"Welcome to the host of "Tonight's Post-90s Talk Show", Wang Qiang!!" The black man was DJing, speaking half-baked Chinese, pointing to the camera and shouting.

A beam of lights hit the side curtain, Wang Qiang slowly walked out, while waving to everyone, while slowly walking with the lights, "Welcome to watch "Tonight's Post-90s Talk Show", this program is exclusively titled and broadcast by Weilong Spicy Strips that eats delicious and healthy, and is specially sponsored and broadcast by Farmer Sanquan Mineral Drinking Water of "Farmer Sanquan, a little sweet", wonderful program, start now! ”

The advertising slogan had just finished reading, and it just stopped at the center of the stage.

Turn around, Ying. A gentlemanly bow, "Welcome!" ”

Bang Bang Bang! A standing ovation!

"Thank you!" Wang Qiang pressed his hands a few times, and the audience slowly sat down, and the applause stopped.

Wang Qiang seemed to have discovered a new continent, staring at the back of his right hand and muttering, "Huh? I seem to have discovered the secret recipe for nourishing my skin! ”

The camera also gives a close-up.

The crowd was a little ignorant.

Wang Qiang pointed to a few water-stained places on the back of his right hand and said, "Look, isn't the skin here very good?!" ”

The audience remembered the video at the beginning, and the boys almost all laughed with their eyebrows.

Wang Qiang also put the back of his hand under his nose and sniffed, "Huh! This taste is a bit rushing! ”

"That's a sign of fire!" The audience didn't know which audience member shouted.

Whether it is the audience at the scene or watching the live broadcast, they are all laughing and can't stop!

On fire?!

Not really!

Look at the little yellow water stains!

The fire is not small!

Nima! Tick me off!

Wang Qiang, who was standing on the stage, also said, "You can see it at a glance?" It seems that my buddy is an old Chinese medicine doctor! However, my wish since I was a child was to meet an old driver! ”

"Cut~~~"

A handful of spectators silently stretched out their middle fingers!

"Okay, okay, no kidding." Wang Qiang saw that the atmosphere had entered the state, and said, "The last issue of "Post-90s Talk Show" is over, and it looks like it's about to end!" Today's first joint word is "separately"! ”

"I have two friends, one is Lai Bao and the other is Dandan! Today I'm mainly talking about Dandan, why not Lai Bao? Because when we were in school, the first thing we said every day was ......"

Wang Qiang put the microphone in front of the audience, and immediately, everyone shouted tacitly.

"Lai Bao, get out!"

"Hmm!" Wang Qiang nodded and said, "That's right! We shouted like this every day, so Lai Bao dropped out of primary school before graduating! His father invited our director to go to "Red Romance" three times, and then he went to our TV station as a security guard! ”

"Cut~~~" The audience was booing again!

Wang Qiang was accustomed to such an atmosphere, and began to slowly narrate, "Dandan, I am small, and I still remember the day I graduated from elementary school......"

Under Wang Qiang's witty words, there were bursts of laughter at the scene, and Xu Haoqian's face was gloomy and unhappy.

glanced at the subordinate who was laughing next to him, and said coldly, "Go to the data monitoring room and take a look, what are the ratings of the show now." ”

"Yes!" The subordinate nodded hurriedly, and ran out quietly with his body bent.

(To be continued.) )