Chapter 1009: Something to Say
readx;?“ Who taught you such a self-righteous and begging bad trick? ”
"I heard it at the wine table. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
"Hmph, the bad character of men."
"Men are more or less like that."
"Eat more, occupy more? Greedy? ”
"Those people say that this trick is the most effective for women, and you won't run away if you stamp it, I don't know if you don't like it, you never told me in the three years you served me, and all I learned was the traditional one." Gu Yun pursed his mouth, a little aggrieved.
"It's nonsense. I was just an official servant of you for three years, you are the male master, and you have a crush on the girl in the family, even if you are abused and played to death, it is a matter of paying you one or two hundred taels of silver, I am soft-spoken, even if I have a belly of slander, all I can do is to stay away from you, if I am really unfortunate or are targeted by you, I have to make sure that I can kill you with one move, and I will never leave you a chance to fight back. Since I'm so focused on protecting my own life, I don't care what means you use to hook up with women outside? What does that have to do with me? Your parents are in charge of your young lady's marriage, and you really don't need to know what the right courtship is, so I might as well save some effort. What's more, at that time, it was already decided that I would go to the workshop to work after you got married, and I would not need to spend my own time training other women's men, and maybe your young lady would like rough and savage men. Everyone's preferences are different, this kind of thing is the pleasure of the wife, I am a little official maid, and I will be disliked by the young grandmother if I do more, it will not be good for me, and it violates my survival principles. ”
Gu Yun heard a cool air on his back, "Have you really imagined how to kill me?" ”
"Of course, you think I'm talking about fun? I thought about it countless times, I thought about various scenarios, what was suitable for indoor and outdoor weapons, and finally I found the trick with the highest probability of success. Bai Ko shook the teacup in his hand, and his eager expression made people feel even more panicked.
"That's your killer feature?"
"Yes, don't worry, I won't tell you what tricks it is, you will be on guard if you say it."
Gu Yun listened noncommittally, went to the table and put down the teacup, and then paced back behind the closed half of the window.
"Surely you will die anyway?"
"That's right."
"But, with such an obvious murder, you will also die."
"It doesn't matter, officials and maids, I have a cheap life, I can drag you, a noble prince, to die together, and I will make a lot of money."
The cool air on Gu Yun's back was almost turning into an iceberg, colder than this wax moon day.
"It turns out that for more than three years, my little life has been held in the palm of your hand? When do you want me to die, and I won't live until that hour? ”
"That's right, the king of Hades wants you to die on the fifth watch, and he will never leave you until dawn, but there is also a gentle way to let you live a few more days and die a painful death. Which do you want to choose? Bai Ko's expression was as if he was asking whether the fried egg should be fried on both sides or on one side.
"Neither is good~"
"Well, this is all in the past, now that I have restored my civil registration, I can't use it, it will be invalid when it expires, you don't have to worry about your life being buried in my hands."
Bai Ko shook her head regretfully, leaned out and looked out, but still didn't see the lantern parade coming, the cold wind blew her big sneeze again, and the hot tea in her hand also turned into warm tea, she retracted and closed the window temporarily, saving the heat in the house.
Gu Yun waited for the opportunity, he didn't waste a moment, Bai Ko just closed the window and turned around to add some hot water, when he saw Gu Yun pounce with his arms outstretched, his hands propped on the windowsill, and easily locked Bai Ko in the middle.
"However, I still want you to be the wife of the prince." Gu Yun lowered his head slightly, and countered Bai Ko's forehead, "Will you promise me?" ”
"No, I have the sage Chrysostom, I'll pick the young jinshi first, you haven't been admitted to the jinshi, what future do you have just by virtue of being a son? Let's talk about it if you pass the test, I'll give you a chance, Erjia Jinshi, don't forget. ”
"Huh?! Seriously?! ”
"If you pass the test, you will have a chance."
For a moment, Gu Yun seemed to see the ice and snow melting, the mountains were full of brilliant spring flowers, the sun and moon were shining in the sky, and the stars were shining.
"I passed the exam, you must pick me?"
"Not necessarily." Bai Ko told the truth very honestly, "In case there is someone who is better looking and in shape than you, if I choose you, then I won't suffer?" ”
"According to my preliminary investigation, among the men who will participate in the Spring Festival next year, there are very few who look better than me, and after the elimination of the examination, how many people can enter the palace examination Now it's hard to say, you can't let me go, go and pick a three-inch Ding who is not as tall as you, right?"
"Don't be ashamed, the second-class jinshi is so good? If you didn't pass the test, just say that others can't do it, hum, shameless. ”
"So I have to say it in the front, if I pass the exam, you have to choose me first."
"You didn't pass the test?"
"If I didn't pass the test, you have to choose me."
"Why?! Maybe the saint will introduce the children of the clan to me! Giving up a forest for a tree? You're not a rare species. ”
"Why am I not rare? Can you still find the second son of Yeguo? Can there be a second son who is younger than me, richer than me, or an imperial businessman? I'm such a unique handsome guy, tell me, where am I not rare? ”
"You're kind of cheeky."
"I accepted your words as a compliment, do you want to give you a return gift?"
"Don't."
Before the word Bai Ko came out, he immediately realized that it was not good, and the shape of his mouth was about to pout, and now they were in a head-to-head posture, and he deliberately lowered his face, so Bai Ko seemed to take the initiative to kiss him, and his lips gently wiped Gu Yun's lips, so frightened that she raised the teacup in her hand between the two, and just separated a little distance, and tightly pursed her mouth silently.
Gu Yun succeeded in his treacherous plan, smiled very badly, and saw with amusement that Bai Ko's face was slowly turning red, even his ears and neck were red.
It was rare to see Bai Ko's embarrassment, of course Gu Yun would not stop there, he suddenly took away the teacup in Bai Ko's hand, drank all the residual tea in it, and then put the empty cup on the side, put his hands on Bai Ko's waist, and hugged her into his arms.
Bai Ko covered his face with his hands, resolutely not letting him take advantage of him again.
Gu Yun didn't mess with her anymore, and he was satisfied with kissing his forehead.
"If we get married, I'll take you all over the country in the future, okay?"
"Liar, the tradition in your family is that women stay at home, and men take concubines out of the house."
"What do I want my concubine to do with you, I'll just take you away. If I get into the Jinshi, I will definitely be a Jishi, and when the three-year period expires, I can easily release a county order, and I will be an official outside for more than ten or twenty years, even if my political performance is good-looking, I have to be thirty or forty years old to return to the capital, I can't stand the separation of husband and wife for more than ten years, and spend the best youth with a concubine, so what is the point of me marrying a wife? ”
"It's so nice, you haven't been admitted to the Jinshi yet."
"If I don't pass the exam, I will concentrate on being an imperial businessman, and maybe I can be a first-class imperial businessman who will leave a name in history."
"Hmph, that's a bragga."
"Don't brag, don't believe it, we'll see."
Gu Yun kissed Bai Ko's forehead for a long time, like putting a seal to show his determination.
Bai Ko covered her face tightly, not wanting to admit that Gu Yun's words made her a little tempted, what's the good thing about being trapped in the capital all her life, the world is so big, she wants to go and see everywhere.