Chapter XI
"Why, why do I have to learn so much, is it because you want to exhaust me?" Lu Han pinched Zhang Yixing's neck and asked.
"Lord Deer won't die, so you calm down and don't get so excited."
Zhang Yixing comforted Lu Han and wanted to save his neck from him.
"Why don't you die, you've gone from an orangutan to a star. And it's only one that I've learned, so I'm not going to die. ”
Lu Han was still puzzled, and shook Zhang Yixing on one side.
"Lu Han, I think so! My youth is my decision. Therefore, you can make your own decisions about your own life and death. Before you die of exhaustion, you choose one first. ”
Zhang Yixing is helping Lu Han analyze things about his grasp of life and death.
"You're right, my youth, I'm in charge. My life and death are also my decision. What do you think. ”
When Lu Han heard this, he shook Zhang Yixing's neck even harder.
"Luhan, you tap."
Lu Han let go after hearing Zhang Yixing's pain.
Zhang Yixing struck while the iron was hot and added, "Either you will choose one of the sleeping pills, such as disembowelment, hanging, cutting the pulse, wiping the neck, and sleeping pills." ”
Zhang Yixing said while simulating the appearance of his various ways of dying.
"O orangutan! You are not too influential in your hometown. It's not that I told you to watch less of your shows, so the bloody plot was all out by you. ”
Lu Han looked at Zhang Yixing as if you were not saved.
"Master Lu, it's not right for you to say that. The more bloody you are, the more you can see who you are. Besides, it's been a long time since I've been home. You can't even give me a way to miss something. ”
Zhang Yixing looks like you still don't let me live.
"Then you can slowly miss it! I won't accompany you, sir. ”
"Don't, Master Lu, we've been bothering you for so long just now. Just choose one! ”
"Oh, yes! Come to think of it, caesarean section is something that the Japanese do, and it hurts too much. Hanging is too ugly. It hurts to cut the veins, and if I am rescued, then I will not hurt in vain. Wiping the neck is what women do, how can I, a pure man, do it. Sleeping pills are good, nothing to feel. ”
Lu Han touched his chin and thought about it.
"Then let's go buy it!"
Zhang Yixing said excitedly.
"Looks like you want me dead!"
Lu Han said to Zhang Yixing with a smile on his face, and laughed so much that even the folds on his face appeared.
"However, I still do it before this because I am more relieved."
Zhang Yixing looked at Lu Han's smile, and his head went blank all of a sudden.
Subconsciously say "what"
"Do you know why I just pinched your neck!"
Lu Han still said to Zhang Yixing with that smile.
Zhang Yixing looked at Lu Han's brighter and brighter smile and the distance from himself getting closer and closer, and replied "I don't know" in his heart
What is going on in your Lu Ye's mind, is it a wrong tendon, how can I, a mortal, know.
Of course, you can't say the latter sentence, because you will be killed.
"I don't know! Then I sue you. I'm a dying person anyway. Of course, you have to pull a cushion. So I'd better kill you first. Wait, no matter what kind of suicide method it is. I'll dig into it slowly. ”
When Zhang Yixing hadn't come back to his senses, Lu Han pinched Zhang Yixing's neck again.
"Master Lu, you can't bully people like this. I still have a great youth to enjoy, and I don't want to die. Let's discuss how you will die. This time it really hurts, you tap. ”
Wu Yifan looked at the two people who were playing treasure not far away, and shook his head helplessly.
Just then the door to the training room opened.
Kim Min-seok walked in from the door and was surprised when he saw the two people who were fighting.
walked towards Wu Yifan.
'Newcomer?
It's very lively!
Kim Min-seok walked up to Wu Yifan and asked.
It's very lively, even Zhang Yixing is cramping and crazy together.
Wu Yi stopped drinking water and replied.
'It's better to be young!'
We're running out of energy here.
Kim Min-seok looked at the two people not far away and sighed.
Wu Yifan saw Jin Minshuo like this, and knew that this topic could not be talked about, so he changed the topic, "Brother Minshuo, didn't you say that you were going to do things in the past two days?"
That's it.
''Well, it's going to be easy for a while.
Kim Min-seok replied with a stretch.
Syllable!
The door to the training room opened in a suicidal manner, and Park Chanyeol rushed in through the door.
He looked at the person who was playing again, and sniffed.
Walked towards Wu Yifan's side.
'How, Brother Yifan, what did that deer learn, and which training room was assigned to.
Park Chanyeol said excitedly.
Wu Yifan hadn't answered yet, and he didn't understand that Jin Minshuo was interjecting.
'Deer, when will we have deer in the training room!'
Where is it?
Kim Min-seok looked left and right.
'Not really!
The deer was the newcomer.
Because it's like a deer saying that.
Park Chanyeol explained while laughing and clapping his hands.
'Uncle, are you speaking ill of me?
Suddenly, Lu Han's voice came from behind Park Chanyeol.
'Ahh
I'm scared to death, how could you be here again.
Park Chanyeol patted his chest and said.
If you want to ask Lu Han why they are behind them, you can only say that the way Park Chanyeol opened the door was too noisy.
If Kim Min-seok opened the door, they wouldn't have noticed it too much.
Park Chanyeol opened the door and directly crossed them back to Earth from outer space.
You speak ill of me, and God asked me to punish you, so here I am.
Lu Han pointed up and down to the sky, and God had asked him to come.
Unexpectedly, Park Chanyeol, the kid, believed it.
'Really?
Then you sue God, and I won't speak ill of others anymore.
Tell him not to punish me.
Park Chanyeol said pitifully.
The few people who heard this sentence were not dissatisfied with the black line.
Lu Han thought, this kid is too easy to deceive.
If you buy it another day, will you still help people count the money?
Kim Min-suk, who didn't speak on the side, broke the deadlock and said to Lu Han.
'Hello, my name is Kim Min-suk, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Lu Han looked at the person with a baby face who greeted him and hurriedly returned the salute, "Hello, my name is Lu Han."
Please advise.
He bowed.
Kim Min-seok looked at the person who bowed to him and thought, sure enough, it was like Chanyeol was talking about a deer, and it was a cute deer.
"Na, if you don't mind in the future, call me Brother Minshuo!"
Kim Min-suk, who was very happy in his heart, said to the other party.
'Brother Minshuo?
Lu Han said he was very skeptical.
Obviously he doesn't look like a brother no matter how he looks at it.
'Na, I was born in 90, although Yifan is also 90 years old.
However, my month was earlier than his.
Kim Min-seok was afraid that Lu Han wouldn't understand, so he explained.
"Coincidentally, I'm also in the 90s, I don't know what month Minshuo is, maybe I'm older.
Lu Han said with a smile.
'I'm from March, Luhan!
Kim Min-seok expressed curiosity, but he didn't expect that there were people who were the same as himself, and he couldn't tell his age.
'I'm from April, so it's really my brother!
Lu Han said excitedly.
Finally, someone is older than me, and they are as young as myself.
Wu Yifan, who was drinking water, squirted out all the water.
This is to go against the sky, there is a baby face bigger than himself, and there is a deer, and I am still Chinese, am I really old?