The surrounding environment has frozen, and the stagnant air suffocates me for a while, as if the floors are faintly shaking, although the surrounding tables, chairs, computers, and texts are all safely placed, but looking at the fat director in front of me who can become a Super Saiyan at any time, I can't imagine what will happen in the future? It's okay to scold, if you do it with the fat director, that's not what I want to see, how can it be said that good men don't fight women.

My mind was spinning rapidly, thinking about what to do, and at the same time, dragging my straight body back unconsciously, I felt that a few meters was too close, and a shockwave could brutally knock me off like a bowling ball, and make a home run.

Finally this girl moved, with a hideous face to me, every time she landed, like an earthquake, although the speed is not fast, but look at the murderous appearance, I think it should be thirty-six plans to go to the top is the most correct, I have to admire the wisdom of the ancients, and this girl is a fool to fight, being seen as a joke by others, and there is a danger to life.

The whirring breath, combined with the relatively depressed office floor at this time, as if the thick nostrils of the Bull Demon King seemed to suck me in, the fat director advanced, I quickly retreated, and at the same time trembling and pointed at her indignantly: "I'm a good man who doesn't fight with women, don't be rude, now civilized society."

"Good man, your uncle, rude your uncle, civilized your uncle, my mother just wants to teach you a lesson today, this kid, dare to say that the old lady is fat, can't you see how slender the old lady is? Don't you know if everyone calls Sister Miao Miao? ”

The fat director walked towards me like a wolf, and at the same time roared at me like a volcanic eruption, and the terrifying words carried a sharp shockwave through me

Hearing the words of the fat director, I suddenly had a feeling of nausea, I am not very disgusted with obese women, but it is obviously 300 pounds, others have to say that she is 90 pounds, it is really drunk, let others say it, forget it, but I also said that I am slim, it is really enough, enough is enough, and her reminder also reminds me that many employees call her Sister Miao Miao.

But I really can't refute it anymore, the girls like this tiger are making a big fuss, and it's still themselves who suffer, the force value is there, and there are countless positions that press me

"Yes, yes, you are a slender beauty, the models on the catwalk are not as slender as you, you are not as beautiful, you are too charming, people often say that beautiful women are kind women, and they will not lose their temper, because tantrums will make the beautiful and charming temperament gone, and they will have wrinkles, and the gains outweigh the losses."

I forced out a smile, stepped on the smooth floor and retreated, while saying duplicity, as soon as my words came out, the employees present burst into laughter, and I secretly thought in my heart: If you don't laugh, there will be ghosts, I'm also drunk, and it really costs me to say such a thing.

It was as if the floor was dishonoring my duplicity, and when the messy steps retreated, it actually increased the smoothness to the limit, almost slipping me to the ground, and after saying the painful praise language, I stared at the fat director tightly to see if it worked.

The fat director's next expression instantly made my face darken, and relaxation and collapse filled my heart.

I saw that the fat director's hideous face with fat instantly became full of smiles, thinking that Hetian jade was as beautiful as Hetian jade, but it belonged to the rough type of Hetian jade.

And there was even a hint of shame, I wanted to jump off the thirteenth floor, I was really drunk, drunk.

"If there is anything in the future, I will look for you Sister Miao Miao, no one dares to bully you."

The fat director walked towards me with a peach blossom face, patted my shoulder with that heavy palm and smiled, the fat on my face was crowded together, and my shoulders were sinking, I wanted to scold but couldn't, I could only endure the unbearable love, nodded and smiled: "Sister Miao, I will rely on you in the company in the future, take care of me." ”

I stood in front of the fat director, and I felt like I couldn't breathe, maybe she was too big to suck the rest of the air away, right?

"Okay, go to work well, don't be late in the future."

The fat director finally patted me on the shoulder, kindly reminded me, and turned around and left happily, just because I praised her a few words against my will.

Looking at her mighty back, I wiped the sweat from my forehead, and thought unspeakably in my heart: What a drunk woman, changing her face faster than turning a book, but fortunately I didn't mess with this tigress.

The people present, not only I shocked the fat director, but also other people, I didn't expect that I could change the face of the fat director like a volcanic eruption with a few words of praise, and become very approachable, I looked at the people who were looking at me, and their foreheads were covered with black lines, but there were still some people who didn't bother to look at me at all, because I was the scum in their hearts, the thief who stole people

In the end, I was fined 100 for being late, and I wasn't upset, maybe because I figured out the decision later, right? It's fun to look at everything.

After work, I was about to pick up Tom, have lunch, walked to the elevator door, but found someone I didn't want to meet, after seeing her, I hurriedly prepared to take the stairs downstairs.

But when I was fleeing, the man spoke.

"Why don't you take the elevator?"

"Damn it, why is it so much back."

I muttered under my breath.

The sound of the explosion sounded, and I had to stop, touch my strong nose and turn around, my face full of indignation masked by a smile on my face.

"Sister Slender, no Sister Miao, that I want to go to the toilet."

Looking at the Big Mac in front of me, I opened my eyes and said nonsense.

"Isn't the bathroom over there?"

The fat director's simple words broke my lie, didn't wait for me to say anything? The fat director continued to speak, and I was immediately scared into a cold sweat.

"How do I think you're deliberately avoiding me? Am I that scary? Let you prevaricate me with such an unobtrusive panic. ”

I wasn't so worried, but I couldn't help but tremble when I looked at the fat director in front of me, I was not too low, standing in front of the fat director, I felt full of pressure, like an ant standing under Mount Tai.

Before I could continue weaving lies and coaxing, this girl grabbed me by the shoulders and pulled me into the slowly opening silver-white elevator, which startled me fiercely and suddenly fell into a stupor, and the fat director grabbed me like a chicken, with great ease.

Other colleagues who got off work saw this scene, they all ran to the side and discussed, no one dared to come to this huge but very narrow elevator, at this time I was violently put into the elevator by the fat director, trembling and frightened, I don't know what the fat director is going to do?

Do you want to disrespect me? Damn, wouldn't it? Otherwise, they're going to beat me up, uh

I was taken to the corner of the elevator, looking at Wei An's back, secretly thinking in my heart, when I thought of the fat director's big lips with bright red slogans, I was frightened, my back was already full of cold sweat, and the shirt I was wearing was helplessly glued to my back, and the sweat on my forehead was dripping non-stop.

Just as I looked at the majestic back of the shore, my mind was full of thoughts, and the sweat tinkled clearly in my ears, and the curtain call song was played for the narrow and closed elevator.

The fat director suddenly moved his huge body, turned to look at me, no, he should be staring at me, looking at the face close at hand, oil-stained eyes, but rolling his eyes, not very tall nose, prostrate on the huge face, lips painted like blood, how to look and tremble

The sudden solidification of the air made me swallow my saliva involuntarily, pressed the disgust that was about to explode in my heart, coughed, and pretended to be calm: "Sister Miao, what's wrong?" What are you looking at me for? ”

"There's no one else here either, I just want to ask you, am I really pretty? Let's be honest. ”

Well, I think about it too much, it turns out that this is the reason, fortunately, but let me tell you the truth, isn't that looking for death? But when this girl talks about the three words of telling the truth, she obviously has some persecution meaning, that's right.

"Of course it's beautiful, Sister Miao, you are definitely a big beauty, it's just a mess of flowers and charming eyes."

While I thought to myself, I said unashamedly seriously.

"Do you like me, then?"

"Uh"――

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