Chapter 966: Fat is the Original Sin
When he was about to arrive at Tianshuifang, Bai Ko snorted twice and was a little about to wake up, Gu Yun immediately sat upright, with the appearance of a decent gentleman, looking like Bai Ko was asleep and leaning on his shoulder, he definitely did not take advantage of the danger of others.
"Woke up?" Gu Yun covered up his weakness with thoughtful greetings.
"Hmm." Bai Xin seemed to be awake and grunted twice, rubbing Gu Yun's shoulder before fully opening her eyes, and it happened to be Gu Yun's chin in her sight, she blinked her eyes and looked at it for a while, stretched out her left hand and touched it.
"What are you doing?!" Gu Yun was a little frightened, and gently held Bai Ko's hand that was harassing him.
"Do you have a double chin?"
"Huh?!"
Bai Ko withdrew her left hand, sat up straight, and pulled Gu Yun's body again, so that he was facing him with his face, carefully looking up and down, and caressing his chin with both hands, the gesture was like a bully teasing a good woman on the street to pick her chin.
Gu Yun was very itchy by her, and grabbed both of her hands in his hands.
"Stop playing, you can't just touch men."
"Sure enough, it's a double chin." White Ko came to a conclusion with certainty.
"What do you mean by this disgusted face?"
"It's nothing, congratulations on your wide heart and fat body."
"Fat?!" Gu Yun touched his chin, "Impossible, it's my chin that is fleshy, an illusion." β
"Really?" Bai Ko glanced at him suspiciously, "Sit upright." β
Gu Yun raised his head and sat extremely upright.
Bai Ko's hand touched his waist from under his armpit and tried to squeeze it.
"Oops!" Gu Yun inhaled the cool air and collapsed into his sitting position, "So hard?!" β
"Huh? This is pinching the meat? Isn't this clothing?! β
"How can this be clothes, this is clothing, this is meat, my flesh!" Gu Yun tugged at his clothes.
"Look, it's so easy to pinch your flesh through your winter coat, and you still say that you haven't gained weight? I couldn't pinch so much meat through summer clothes before, and the meat floss in winter? β
Gu Yun touched his face and waist in disbelief, "Am I really fat?" β
Bai Ko poked his belly again, in addition to the soft touch of the winter coat, the bottom of his fingers touched the elastic and slightly soft skin, and the tight touch brought by the abdominal muscles was gone.
"You've been really fat lately." Bai Ko patted Gu Yun's stomach, and the expression on his face seemed to have just touched a large piece of lard, "It's good, keep it." β
"Are you shooting melons?" Gu Yun held Bai Ko's hand that was touching him and wrapped it in his palm, "Are you familiar with this voice?" β
"It can grow a little longer, it's still early to ripen."
"You like fat people?"
"No matter whether a man looks good or ugly before he loses weight, there is only one unified adjective after he gets fat, and his brain is full of fat." Bai Qiao glanced at Gu Yun's belly, "You are probably the same as your bust and waist now, and there is still a lot of room for growth." β
Gu Yun touched his face, and then touched his chest and stomach, the more he touched it, the more he felt that he had gained a lot of weight in the past month or so, and his inner and outer clothes were all brand new, just because last year's old clothes felt tight after winter.
"I'll lose weight, I promise."
"What do you promise me? Do you love fat and thin? Bai Ko glanced out the window, "You're home, get out of the car, good night." β
Gu Yun wanted to explain his weight but didn't know where to start, so he had to get out of the car and go back to the house to be depressed.
Lao Cui drove the carriage back to the stable of the palace, Bai Ko carried the lantern back to her house, Xiao Yezi called hot water to wash her hands, she wrote a note for her to send to the princess, and then she took off her coat and washed her hands.
Ning Peilan was naturally sharing the joy of family with her husband and son in the house at this time, Xiao Yezi presented the note in, and the couple opened it and saw that there was only one sentence on it.
"Bai Ko asked King Qing if he was fat or thin?" The husband and wife looked at each other, both puzzled, "Xiao Yezi, did Bai Ko come back and say something?" β
"I didn't say anything, I wrote a note when I came back and asked the maid to send it."
"Didn't Bai Ko go to the street with Gu Yun to eat before, and was he stimulated by something? Why don't you go over and talk? Gong Changji said with a smile.
"It's okay, I'll go talk to her, if this problem is not solved, I can't sleep well this night, if Gu Yun dares to bully her, watch me come back and clean you up."
"What's my business?" Gong Changji felt that he had really been wronged for no reason.
Ning Peilan chuckled, ordered the girl to light the lantern, and soon went to the white house.
Bai Qiao was only wearing a middle coat at this time, except for the hairpin hairpin, who was already ready to wash her face and sleep, Ning Peilan came into the house and saw her like this, she was really afraid that she would catch a cold.
"You haven't given birth to a dragon yet, why are you wearing so little, what should you do if you're cold?"
"No, I just feel a little hot."
"It's almost the end of October, where does the heat come from? Don't talk nonsense, put on your dressing gown. Ning Peilan quickly took the nightgown hanging on the hanger and put it on Bai Ko.
"Why didn't you rest in the house at this time?" Bai Ko honestly dressed and asked with a well-behaved face.
"Besides, if you write a note like that, can I come and ask you what stimulated you?"
"How can it be so strict, I just found out that I can't accept fat men. Is King Qing fat? β
"When I saw him before, he was not fat, and he was a thin young man, but now I don't know, why did you suddenly think of asking this?"
"Gu Yun is fat."
"How do you know?"
"Both of his chins are out, the flesh on his stomach is soft, and his waist is about the same as his chest."
"He can still see his double chin, how can he see the flesh on his belly?"
"Ah, I touched it."
"He let you touch it?!"
"He didn't object."
"Just because you don't object doesn't mean you want it."
"But I've already touched it."
"Okay...... Ning Peilan stroked his forehead speechlessly, "and then you found out that Gu Yun had gained weight, and then you thought of King Qing?" β
"That's right."
"It doesn't matter if King Qing is fat or not, anyway, you are here to enjoy the flowers, can King Qing look in line with your aesthetics, what else can you do with him?"
"I don't dare to take the prince what to do, but if the handsome guy is eye-catching, I will look at it twice, enjoy the flowers and enjoy the flowers, what if someone is more beautiful than the flowers? Right? β
"That's not the way you describe a prince, right?"
"It's called heartfelt compliment."
"Listen to your." Ning Peilan poked Bai Ko's head, "Keep your mouth shut, otherwise you will be charged with insulting the clan." β
"Praising the prince for being a handsome guy is also an insult to the clan?"
"Do you praise men?"
"But it's even more terrifying if it's a rough man standing among the flowers! is still a beautiful boy and a perfect match for flowers and plants. β
Ning Peilan tried very hard to imagine this picture, and she couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahahaha, you're so funny, how did you come up with it, hahahahahaha, I'm going to sue the prince to go, hahaha......"
"Because I'm just a superficial woman who only looks at her face."
"Don't worry, King Qing shouldn't grow into a big fat man in more than two years, he must still be a handsome young prince."
"That's not necessarily, Gu Yun has gained a lot of weight in more than a month, his double chin has come out, and the flesh on his body has loosened, becoming fat is the original sin for men, you also have to watch the prince don't get lucky, what does a young man in his early twenties look like with a bureaucratic belly? Sue sΓΉ you oh, fat people are short, this is an axiom. β
"W-What?!"
"Fat people are short." White Ko winked her eyebrows, suggesting that her words would have to be thought in other directions.
Ning Peilan is worthy of being a married woman with children, and she quickly understood, her face was slightly hot, and she patted Bai Ko coquettishly.
"Little hairy girl, not very old, knows a lot. I won't tell you, I thought you were in a hurry, since it's okay, I'll go back first. β
"It's nothing, I'm just asking, it's the same if you sue me tomorrow, who knows you'll come over directly."
"Okay, let's rest early, I'll tell you about that grandmother tomorrow."
"Her house is not peaceful again?"
"It's a long story, I'll talk about it tomorrow, I'll go back."
"I'll send you."
Bai Ko sent Ning Peilan out, then bolted the courtyard door, Xiao Yezi called hot water for washing, and two quarters of an hour later, Bai Ko's house turned off the lights and went to bed early.