【Secret Words】Beautiful Little Beauty: Husband and Princess, there is a player meeting, will you go?

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger: Do you want to see me?

Li Li was entangled again, and deeply entangled. Is this an online dating? What to do, what to do. It's false to say that she doesn't want to see it, even if it's a game, she has poured too many real feelings into it. If you want to see it, then ...... What are they going to do after they meet, are they commensurate with each other? She's not that open!

The most important thing is that she, she has someone she likes in reality! She doesn't want to be a big carrot.

After waiting for a while, I saw that the beautiful little beauty did not answer.

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger: Since Lili doesn't want to see me, then I won't go.

【Secret Language】Beautiful Little Beauty: Don't...... [Tangled]

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger: Huh?

【Secret Words】Beautiful Little Beauty: Go, go, go. Are you far from the provincial capital? Do you want the queen to reimburse you for the carriage and horse expenses?

【Secret Language】Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger: [Black Face] Queen Lili, you are so considerate. I don't have to worry about the carriage and horse expenses, and I don't want to eat soft rice yet.

【Secret Language】Beautiful Little Rules: My family is wise and handsome, how can I eat soft rice? 【Color】

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger: In this case, I promise you to go to the meeting, and you must also agree to my request.

【Secret Language】Beautiful Lady: Requirements...... What are the requirements?

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger: Let's talk about it when we meet.

【Secret Words】Beautiful Little Beauty: [Frightened] Don't sell me, I'm worthless.

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger: I'm going down, I have to get up early tomorrow if I have something to do. What about you?

Li Li looked at the time, it was just past midnight, and she could play for a while.

【Secret Language】Beautiful Little Beauty: I'm going to the city for a walk, good night.

Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger: Go to bed early, don't stay up late.

After saying that, Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger went offline.

Li Li has a hint of sweetness in her heart, and it feels good to have someone who cares about herself.

The beautiful little beauty wandered around Chang'an City alone, looking at the equipment and weapons sold in the market. Suddenly, I saw my friend's message bar jump. Click on it to see that it is a lack of calcium since childhood→ a lack of love when growing up.

Damn! How is it a lack of calcium since childhood→ a lack of love when growing up! He must have known about the marriage between Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger, did he come to hunt him down? Li Li nodded the message weakly.

【Secret Language】Calcium deficiency since childhood→ but love when I grow up: coordinates.

It's over, it's really here to hunt down.

Li Li obviously promised him to help him chase the Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger, but the result was ...... It's all the fault of the Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger! Flowers and grass everywhere. Men and women can eat it.

Given that the other party was a god who was more powerful than herself, Li Li did not dare to conceal the coordinates.

【Secret Words】Beauty Little Beauty: 102,138.

In the next second, the lack of calcium since childhood→ the lack of love when she grew up appeared beside her.

Eldest brother! Friend teleportation is expensive!

Dark → bloodstained stunned for a moment at the sight of the title above her head. A thousand-year-old love.

That's fast. His heart tingled.

Mu Xiaohe felt guilty and thought about how to explain it.

Xiao He Liushui: That, blood-stained brother. I didn't mean to rob your sweetheart......

Calcium deficiency since childhood→ lack of love when growing up: Who told you this. Did you see the player meeting on the forum? Are you going to go?

【Secret Words】Beautiful Little Beauty: Of course I have to go. How can such a fun thing not go.

Calcium deficiency since childhood→ lack of love when you grow up: stupid all day long, be careful when the time comes, don't deceive others.

【Secret Language】Beauty Little Beauty: Hey, what do you mean! By the way, will you go?

After a long time, she was short of calcium since she was a child→ she didn't get back to her when she grew up and lacked love.

Li Li thought to herself, this guy won't really be angry that she snatched the Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger, right? But there are no men in the system to marry, so it is better to marry her if the hidden dragon and crouching tiger are idle...... Lack of love since childhood→ growing up with a lack of calcium is too stingy, usually look at him very righteous, and sure enough, his red face is a disaster! Wrong. It's a blue face and a curse.

Because of the lack of calcium since she was a child, and the lack of love when she grew up, she was tepid, ignored her, and let her go shopping is not interesting, after looking at the time, I couldn't help but retreat the line, went to the kitchen to drink standard hot water, and happened to meet Zhao Hu back

"It's so late and you haven't slept yet? Don't be afraid to get up tomorrow with panda eyes," Zhao Hu said.

Li Li gave him a big health ball, "You came back so late?" If you come back, you can't accumulate some virtue. I don't know if my mouth is too strong, it hurts my character."

Zhao Hu listened to it and smiled, "Let's half a catty, good night" After speaking, while going upstairs, he stretched out his left and said, raised it above his head and shook it. Meaning, goodbye

Li Li ignored him, drank the water, and went back to sleep.

Early the next morning, a military jeep drove to Lin Xiaofan's door. Under everyone's farewell, Lin Xiaofan. Out of everyone's sight.

The car carried Lin Xiaofan and went directly to the airport.

Lin Xiaofan has never been on a plane, and she has been fantasizing all the way, on the plane, the beautiful flight attendant and the flight attendant can finally take a plane, so she is still a little excited in her heart.

But suddenly it occurred to me, didn't she seem to have bought a ticket? Didn't you say that you use your ID card to buy tickets for airplanes? I heard that there are skip train tickets, but I heard that there are also skip plane tickets.

Lin Xiaofan still has the experience of evading train tickets, but that time he was almost so scared that he almost had a heart attack, and when he saw the ticket checker, he immediately hid in the train bathroom, let someone knock on the door and scold, and didn't dare to come out for a long time.

It's like stealing someone's stuff. After coming out, I still obediently went to make up the ticket, but I had the courage to say one less stop.

Lin Xiaofan came to the airport stupidly B, it turned out that this airport was not a civilian airport, and she was on a military plane. And when she arrived at the airplane airport, she also met an acquaintance.

Lin Xiaofan, as soon as he saw him, immediately felt a dark cloud drifting overhead. Damn, it's really ghostly, no wonder my aunt will come in the morning, it turns out that this kid is guarding against it.

And the person who made Lin Xiaofan feel depressed was Yang Xuan, who was smiling at Lin Xiaofan, and was wearing a straight military uniform.

"Why are you here?" Lin Xiaofan's face was stinky

"The patient you want to treat is my cousin, it just so happens that I will also go back to the capital, so I will trouble Shen Lao to take me."

Lin Xiaofan listened and nodded sullenly.

Damn, it turned out to be his relative, it's really like a gathering.

Every time he comes to the example, Lin Xiaofan's mood is not very beautiful. Peer. There is also Zhou Zhengyang, who is also wearing a military uniform, and there are a lot of people who see him off, Shen Lao, Shen Anguo. Zhou Lao came over.

Lin Xiaofan was also wearing a military uniform, this military uniform was not the casual thing Lin Xiaofan wore when he came out, but when Shen Lao saw that she was not wearing a military uniform when he got into the car, he immediately asked her to change into it.

Yang Xuan saw Lin Xiaofan wearing the latest military uniform of the army and walked towards her in the face of the rising sun. His heart suddenly beat faster, so beautiful, really beautiful, usually if her beauty is just pure as water, then now in this pure beauty, there is a touch of heroism, making her beautiful and dazzling, invading people's heartstrings.

The plane took off quickly, Lin Xiaofan, leaning against the window. I thought I would be very excited, but who knows, but I feel that my heart is depressed, and I am a little disgusting, just like motion sickness, the reflection of the Central Department. Lin Xiaofan looked at Yang Xuan, who was sitting next to him, alas, he was there. Sure enough, I was unlucky everywhere, I haven't been sick for many years, and I am still airsick today.

Frowning. I took out a pill from the gift bag, and this pill was called Qingxin Dan. Yang Xuan, who was next to him, saw Lin Xiaofan's behavior, and immediately said with concern, "Are you airsick?" ”

Immediately got up, as if by juggling, and came back with a cup of hot water in his hand

Lin Xiaofan took it. Suddenly, the stinky face eased a lot, and the medicine entered the stomach. Lin Xiaofan suddenly felt a lot better, leaned back on the chair crookedly, Yang Xuan, and helped her adjust the height, Lin Xiaofan felt a lot more comfortable.

And Zhou Zhengyang also brought over a tray, which contained all kinds of candy, "I'm afraid that you will get airsick, the military is not as big as the private, so it is easier to get dizzy, and eating one will make her a lot"

Lin Xiaofan took one and showed a grateful smile, "Thank you, Brother Zhou", this is Lin Xiaofan's first smile since he got on the plane.

With the sugar in his mouth, Lin Xiaofan smiled with satisfaction.

"Brother Zhou, how long are we going to sit?"

Zhou Zhengyang smiled when he heard this, "It won't take long, forty minutes, so you must not sleep, I'm afraid that you will arrive before you close your eyes, and when you get there, someone will pick us up?" Is it so listless today, is airsickness very strict? If you want to, I'll help you press the acupoint."

Lin Xiaofan shook her head, "It's much better" Where is she embarrassed to say that the reason why she is like this is completely because of her aunt

At this time, the plane flew smoothly into the air. The surrounding white clouds flew backwards, and Lin Xiaofan finally saw what was written in the book, the house was like a pigeon's nest, and the water flowed to a trouser waist pocket......

Yang Xuan and Zhou Zhengyang were afraid that she would be bored, so they desperately told her interesting things. In particular, Yang Xuan told a joke, and almost, he didn't make Lin Xiaofan laugh so badly.

Here's how the joke goes.

There was a southern tour guide lady who picked up a group of elderly tourists from the north. In order to enliven the atmosphere, but also in order to be able to narrow the distance, the tour guide opened and said, hello uncles and aunts, welcome to come, our beautiful south, although the southern style is more beautiful than the north, it looks exquisite, but the people in the south are not as bright as the north. Eating here, the rice is line rice, not as delicious as your Northeast rice, and the dishes, which are good to say, are exquisite, and not good, that is, buckles, small plates, and small dishes. So, when you eat for a while, you have to show the speed at which the devil enters the village, so that you don't have to go hungry......

There was laughter from below.

Besides, now when traveling, there are three major characteristics, that is, to sleep when you get on the bus, to pee when you get off the bus, and to take pictures when you get to the scenic spots.

Laughter was heard from below.

But peeing is not good, let's change it, that is, sleep when you get in the car, sing when you get off, you can sing alone, you can sing in a small chorus, but you can't sing in a mixed sex.

There was another burst of laughter below

There was an old man with a four-year-old grandson. His grandfather listened, smiled and said to the little grandson, do you hear, you are not allowed to pee in the future, only to sing, the child immediately nodded.

After a day of shopping, everyone had a good time. In the evening, the little kid, who had drunk a lot of water during the day and wanted to go to the toilet, said to his grandfather, "Grandpa, grandpa, I want to sing."

The old man was so tired from the day that he had completely forgotten about the day.

I immediately thought to myself, this little grandson, so naughty, what kind of song is he singing in the middle of the night.

But he was still sleepy and replied, "I can't sing now, I want to sing at dawn."

The little grandson couldn't help it, so he lay down again. But the child can't sleep.

After a while, he said, "Grandpa, grandpa, I really want to sing"

His grandfather had just fallen asleep when he was woken up again. Even more angry, "You are enduring it for a while, and the sky will be about to dawn"

After saying that, he turned over and fell asleep again.

This little grandson had to hide again, and finally couldn't hold it back.

"Grandpa. You really can't sing anymore, hurry up and let me sing."

His grandfather closed his eyes and said impatiently, okay,,, lie in my ear and sing quietly......

After Yang Xuan's joke was told, not only Lin Xiaofan laughed so much that his stomach hurt, but even Zhou Zhengyang. It's also a burst of laughter.

The plane arrived in the capital, this was the first time that Lin Xiaofan had entered Beijing so big, and when he got out of the car, he got into another army's jeep, and Lin Xiaofan was quickly taken to a building. The 201 troop army went to the hospital.

As soon as the car stopped, Wang Laoyi greeted him personally, and after a few shabby words, he walked towards the building.

Lin Xiaofan followed the crowd to the building, because on the first day, the eldest aunt had more than usual, Lin Xiaofan. At this point, the tampon had to be replaced.

After all, she thought she hadn't been to the toilet for several hours, and just when she was passing by, she saw a sign hanging in the bathroom and asked Wang Lao, "Where is the consultation room?"

It just so happens that the consultation room is not far away. Lin Xiaofan was embarrassed and pointed to the bathroom, "You guys go first, I want to make it easier."

Went into the bathroom

The toilet is large, the non-slip floor tiles are shiny, and the milky urine trough and sink are spotless. The most exaggerated thing is that there is not even a bit of the smell of the toilet, there is a faint fragrance of jasmine in the air, Lin Xiaofan estimates that his original room may not be as clean as the toilet of someone's house.

The west building of the 201 Military Region General Hospital belongs to the high-level ward area, and each ward and doctor's office has its own toilets, which are actually prepared for visitors and ordinary nurses.

Because I have something in my heart, I haven't cleared the gamble in the morning, and I have a sense of convenience at this time.

Lin Xiaofan took off his pants, sat on the toilet, and emptied the memory with a little force.

"Hmm...... Well! Lin Xiaofan suddenly heard a strange voice from next door, and after listening carefully, she understood that in Western medicine, this should be called constipation, that is, the number of bowel movements is reduced, the amount of defecation is reduced, and the stool is dry.

"I said, next door, you have a hard time going to the toilet here." Lin Xiaofan said, being idle is idle anyway. Such a comfortable bathroom gave her a good mood

No one next door answered.

"You're not in good health! You must know that a truly healthy person should have three fast, eat fast, sleep fast, and pull fast, you can't even pull out the stool, obviously the other two can't either. Lin Xiaofan continued.

"The old lady can't even pull it out, she's a fart!" The next door finally had a reply, and the voice was like pinching his neck and holding his breath.

"If you can't pull it out, don't pull it hard, if you get an anal fissure and anal fistula, it will be easy to cure at that time." Lin Xiaofan said kindly.

I clearly felt that there was an old lady next to her, and her temper didn't seem to be very good

"The old female demon hasn't for six days, and if she doesn't pull again, she will suffocate to death." Next door.

"It's not easy to pull it out, you wait!" Lin Xiaofan smiled, quickly cleaned up, and ran out.

After a while, Lin Xiaofan walked in with a small plastic bottle and handed it to the person next door from below.

"Plug it in, and slowly squeeze the fluid inside." Lin Xiaofan said.

"Is this easy?" The man next door asked suspiciously.

"100% good, trust me, yes." Lin Xiaofan affirmed.

The person next door did it in disbelief and according to Lin Xiaofan's method, and in less than two minutes, he only felt a slippery sound below, and a shocking sound came, and then a foul smell rose to the sky, and Lin Xiaofan was smoked out of the toilet directly, I really couldn't stand it!

A moment later, an old lady who was at least sixty-five or sixteen years old, but with a particularly hard body, walked out of the toilet with her pants up, looking at her hurried steps, Lin Xiaofan estimated that she had smoked herself.

"Little girl, was it the secret medicine you gave me just now?" The old lady asked angrily.

"Hmm!" Lin Xiaofan nodded.

"Sure enough, since you have a secret medicine to defecate, do you have any secret medicine to go to the toilet?" Lin Xiaofan asked.

Lin Xiaofan was stunned, and it took a while to understand that he dared to love this old lady for having too much memory and blocked the toilet.

"Shhhh If you don't say it, I won't say it, who knows that you blocked the toilet, go quickly. Lin Xiaofan was also wilted and wilted, so he pulled the old man and left.

The old lady looked left and right. Seeing that no one was paying attention here, he quickly left with Lin Xiaofan.

"Little girl, are you a doctor or a nurse here?" Leaving the area prone to suspicion, the old lady asked.

"It's a doctor!" The fat man said.

"And whose doctor are you? Which piece does it matter?" asked the old lady.

"A grandson's."

"Huh?" The old lady was puzzled.

Lin Xiaofan pursed his lips and said, "I've been unlucky lately. I was always tossed by my son and grandson, and I cured a baby son some time ago, and this son was okay to say, pull me to the provincial capital to let me govern. I caught up with a grandson today, and asked me to come here to treat her. ”

"Son...... Sun Tzu ......: "The old man doesn't know how to say it.

Lin Xiaofan's image of this old lady is good, this old lady, half of her hair is white, but between white and black, it is very even, and she is dressed in a military uniform, so old, it looks. It's the same as the line. , the body shape and skin are well maintained, and the whole body reveals an indescribable heroic spirit that looks very energetic, and there is also a domineering spirit on her body, which is rare in women's bodies, and even more rare in old ladies in their sixties. Lin Xiaofan suddenly saw the taste of the queen from her body. I immediately thought it was interesting. I'm also willing to say a few words to this old lady.

And this old lady is also very eager to speak. Lin Xiaofan listened very coolly, and felt that she was a young Liang Min.

"I'm curious, you said that these rich and powerful people are not idle, and they don't look for beautiful women on the street. I have to go to the zoo and toss the orangutans to ......"

"Orangutans?" The old lady was even more puzzled.

"Hmmm! It's an orangutan, and you say it's better to sleep with a beautiful woman than to mate with an orangutan? It's idiotic enough, why are you looking for that thrill? I had that disease, and I couldn't go home immediately after the winter vacation."

"Uh...... Little girl, what kind of disease do you treat patients have? The old man asked.

The door to the conference room arrived.

"Ai's disease! I'm here, where are you going? Lin Xiaofan asked with a smile. It's really a bit of a shame for this old lady.

The old lady pushed open the door of the conference room and said, "I'll stop here." ”

"Huh? You are ......"

"That thrill-seeking idiot is my grandson, little grandson."

"Really? It won't be such a coincidence" Lin Xiaofan sighed, it seems that he really can't say anything wrong behind his back, as soon as he finished speaking, he appeared in the world and said that his grandmother was coming.

Lin Xiaofan was suddenly a little embarrassed

The old lady was quite individual, and as soon as she entered the conference room, she picked up the crutches of an old man in the room, and then walked towards the idiot in Lin Xiaofan's mouth.

Lin Xiaofan saw that the door of the conference room was not closed, so he probed his brain and looked inside, and saw a violent scene.

"I'll let you bastard go to the zoo and fuck the orangutans, huh? I don't care about your usual wind and flow, the more fucking alive you are, the more brute you are? What do you do with orangutans? The old lady scolded and raised her cane and beat it down.

The patient is a young man of twenty-five or sixteen years old, very handsome, but the corners of his mouth are always slightly raised, which looks a little evil, this guy is also unlucky, it was miserable enough to have this unlucky disease, but now he is inexplicably whipped by the old lady at home with a cane, not to hide, not to hide, and to be beaten and screamed.

"Grandma, grandma, what did you say? What kind of orangutan? The handsome guy was beaten to the ground, his head under the chair, his hands grasping the legs of the stool, screaming and struggling.

It took a long time for the doctors to react, and they stepped forward to pull his wife away for a while. An old man on the side, as if he was watching the excitement, was not afraid of big things, "Hard, beat this kid hard, I can't beat it anymore, and beat me together."

The unfortunate young man crawled out from under his chair, so aggrieved that he couldn't figure out what his illness had to do with the orangutan.

"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill this brute. Is your fiancée there bad? Be obedient to you, honor your parents and respect the elderly, run your family in a good way and save you a lot of money, you actually went to the zoo to do orangutans, can you do orangutans? Although the old lady was pulled away by the doctors, she was still angry, and Da Ma Jindao sat on the chair and shouted angrily.

"Grandma, what do you say? What kind of orangutan? The handsome guy asked with a sad face, he was really confused.

"You got this rotten disease, it's because you ran to the zoo to get an orangutan, don't think that I don't know anything when I'm old, everyone else sues me." The old lady yelled.

"I ...... I'm not an orangutan! "Handsome guys are stupid.

"You still dare to lie to me...... "The old lady was angry and rushed up to cut her grandson again.

The conference room is now more lively than the vegetable market, Lin Xiaofan stood by the door and poked his head into a good time, this kind of scene is rare. And Yang Xuan, and Zhou Zhengyang grabbed the old lady and asked her to sit down again (to be continued.) )