Chapter 17 System Upgrade (Collect, Recommend)
"Congratulations boss, your customer Zeng Guofan has sent you a payment of 30,000 taels of silver and 5,000 taels of gold."
Gou 13 was still in his sleep when he was suddenly awakened by Xiao Mi's congratulations, and after being stunned for three seconds, he jumped up all of a sudden, probably too excited, and his movements were a little large. Bang banged on the not too high ceiling, and the pain made him directly **, oh no, it should be a loss of voice!
Shhh Lao Tzu must buy a big house!
Gou Shisan looked up at the not very high roof with teary eyes, and made a decision in his heart instantly. Now that the money is there, as long as you are willing, don't talk about a big house, even if you don't go to work, you won't starve to death, isn't money just a number?
Thinking of the big house, Gou Thirteen's head also felt a little lighter, rubbed his eyes, turned on the light and sat on the bed.
"My day, the bastard downstairs is looking for shit? Paralyzed, what the hell do you don't sleep in the middle of the night? As soon as Gou Thirteen was done, there was a loud roar upstairs that scared the dogs in the yard into a wild spray, and Gou Thirteen also turned off the lights depressedly, can I say it was an accident?
"Ahem, that little secret, how many points do we have now?" Gou Shisan touched his nose awkwardly and lay on the bed, and the eldest brother upstairs, who estimated that good things were disturbed, didn't get angry anymore when he saw the turtle son below.
"Boss, congratulations!"
The little secretary did not answer Gou Thirteen's words, but inexplicably came to congratulate him. This big sister, you, are you wrong or the same way you woke up like me?
"Boss, your points in front of you are 10,000 points, and there are 8,500 points after deducting your embodiment!" The little secretary didn't give an explanation, where did the so-called joy come from.
"No, how are these points calculated?" Gou Thirteen was a little stunned, this previous business seemed to be 4,000 taels, the second time it was 10,000 taels, plus 80,000 taels this time. How can there only be 10,000 points?
"The exchange of system points is calculated according to a certain percentage, and the amount reflected is not included, and the taxes and handling fees charged by the system are not included. In short, it is a sentence, how many points the boss has, please follow the answer given by the system! ”
Gou 13 was speechless again, what a cheating system this Nima is! Calculate a point and have to give it according to its own preferences, so why don't you just give Lao Tzu a diamond-level micro-business!
Fuck it, is it fun to play like this?
"Now that the system upgrade points have reached the standard, may I ask the boss if he has upgraded? The upgraded system will be more powerful and convenient, and it is a must-have equipment for home travel and home robbery, and you deserve it! ”
Phew, this special ad is too boring, right? Every time, can you come up with something trendy? For example, what is the appointment girl, what is necessary for the battle of the enemy, and it is much stronger than this, right?
"Okay, I'll ask one last question. I've upgraded, isn't it because my money can't be reflected? "That's the point, dude just vowed to buy a big house! You can't immediately become a minus second generation, in that case, you still play caterpillars!
"Boss, are you awake?"
"What do you mean?" Gou Thirteen is a little confused, does this have anything to do with whether I woke up or not? I said, can we stop talking about him as soon as we talk about the point, so that we can still do business happily?
"Well, according to your current common language, it's the boss, you think too much! After the system is upgraded, you can't reflect the outside, but you can still reflect the money. "The little secretary seems to have a different voice, although I can't tell what's wrong with the book, but I feel different to Gou Thirteen, and it's not as likable as Xinqing's sister at all.
"Ahem, a day? Twenty-four hours? Gou Shisan was stunned for a moment, and then immediately asked in surprise. As for what he said, he didn't care if he wanted more, to be honest, he didn't want to do business with such a cheating system, and he didn't want to do business more, I don't know if he would lose his pants.
"That's right, it's a day, twenty-four hours!" The little secretary finally gave Gou Thirteen a reassuring pill, and got a positive reply Gou Thirteen also breathed a sigh of relief, one day buddy can wait!
"Okay, then you can level up! Wait, do you need to shut down or something when you upgrade? Gou Shisan suddenly remembered that it seemed that this system seemed to be installed in his head, did this upgrade have to be shut down, and then Lao Tzu fainted without warning?
"Ahem, boss Doyouwanttomore!"
"Shrimp? Have a naughty boy spit bun in your belly? I still have a baby in my belly, so I can talk well! "Gou Thirteen was confused by the little secretary, can you have a good chat with this? Why do you always like to get some people who don't?
"Well, to put it simply, you're overthinking it again! System upgrades don't need to be shut down, and they can't be shut down at the same time, otherwise you'll be wiped out. However, it is recommended that you turn off your mobile phone, and our system is not ...... Well, the countdown to the upgrade begins! ”
I seem to be supposed to find something, but what is it? Gou Shisan's eyes widened and the boss looked at the mobile phone next to the bed, but in the end, he still didn't understand what Xiao Mi had left out in the end, and reached out to turn off the phone.
"System Upgrade, 3,2,1,0"
Gou Thirteen originally planned to feel the situation of the upgrade, but as soon as Zero fell, the whole person fainted. I especially know that the pit system is not credible, and Lao Tzu will definitely come back!
……
"Boss, it's time to get up!" Gou Thirteen had a dream, and it was very refreshing to remember what was in the dream, and the whole person was a lot more relaxed.
"Huh? Is it dawn? Gou Shisan opened his eyes in a daze and looked out the window to see that the sun was already shining, and it was obvious that it was already dawn and the sun was out. Damn, it's late!
For!
"Ouch,! Lao Tzu must change to a big house! ”
A muffled sound was followed by a scream, and then the door upstairs roared.
"Bastard, get out of here!" A burly, bare shoulder carved dragon and phoenix, big bald head in the morning sun emitting a circle of light and shadow, like a Buddha.
"Ahem, that brother"
"Who the is your brother? I said that you kid is usually a very good person, why are you so bad in the past two days, don't you know that my brother finally came once, and you couldn't bear to destroy it for just ten minutes? The bald Buddha's face was depressed, and he directly interrupted Gou Shisan's words of apology. Don't look at the muscles of his body, he is strong and strong, but because of an accident when he was a child, he was almost abolished, and recently he finally felt a little bit about planning to have a child.
I just arrived at the entrance of the cave last night, and it was wasted with a bang!
What kind of erection in the morning, I finally came again this time, I just went in and didn't drink my wife's cool, but it turned out to be a bang again, and I spat directly and didn't dry up, and I went on strike!
This is annoying, you say it's annoying! Not mentioning the knife and working hard with you is enough to give you face, and brother, my brother, your uncle!
"Ahem, big brother, I'm sorry, I jumped a little bit when I got up. Don't worry, I'll get you something good to try another day, how about tiger bones? "Gou Thirteen can't help it, he knows what virtues the buddies upstairs have. But you can't blame me for this, it's all an accident!
"Cut, pull you down! Tiger bones, I think you can't even afford chicken bones. Next time, don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face! The strong man viciously dropped a sentence and turned around and left, there was no way it was still cold this day. Buddies are about to become frozen meat, and besides, this kid heard that he was a soldier, but he can't really do it, and he suffers!
Gou Shisan looked at this buddy's bluffing appearance and was a little funny, but it's really not easy to think about people, anyway, now that Zeng Da Niu is in the tiger bone or something, he should be able to get some, and when the time comes, make up for him by making a jar of wine!
Damn, Lao Tzu must change to a big house!
A big house is not only a dream but also a driving force all the time, and now buddy is not short of that money anyway, so happily decided! Just have time to see, the house has a car, you can get one, not to mention how much better, at least you don't have to squeeze your feet to the smelly sleeper bus when you go home.
Well, it's a bit boring to look at the car and the house alone! Find someone to go with, who to find?
The first choice must be Xinqing, but how to open this mouth? It doesn't seem like it's easy to say, but what should I do? Gou Thirteen is very entangled, this call is the most direct and sincere, but Nima is too much, why don't you send a WeChat try?
The Thirteenth Master was like a first-time elementary school student at this time, and he couldn't think right. After hesitating for a long time, I finally decided to send WeChat, this can't hear the sound and can't see people, and people are unwilling and embarrassed!
Alas, the poor otaku ** silk attribute has once again prevailed!