Chapter 32 Stealing chickens is not a recipe for rice

That night, he sneaked to the window of Sun Shangxiang's house.

Sun Shangxiang's home has its back to the street, and the windows are opened in a low place.

In the houses in the country, the windows are opened on the street, so that the light is good, the house is ventilated, and it can be kept dry.

The only bad thing is that it creates favorable conditions for those lonely widows to get along with the scoundrels and idlers in the village.

It is not uncommon for many scoundrels to climb in through such windows and have fornications with the women in the house.

When Zhang Ergou came to the door of Sun Shangxiang's house, he first looked through the crack in the door, wanting to see if the old female dog of Sun Shangxiang's house was there.

If there is a dog at home, you can't go in, in case you bite your buttocks, there is no place to match the original parts, and you can't sew the small cylinder.

Fortunately, the female dog of Sun Shangxiang's family was not there, because it was spring, the old female dog did not go home in the middle of the night, and often played with other male dogs in the village, so Zhang Ergou sighed.

He found that Sun Shangxiang was already asleep, and there was a sound of snoring coming from the widow's room, and the room was dark.

Yuzhu is also asleep, and the girl is talking in her sleep.

So Zhang Ergou turned over and climbed onto the wall of Yuzhu's house, ready to turn over and jump in.

His skills are very good, it can be said that he is as light as a tanuki and as fast as an ape, and he jumps from one side of the wall to the other.

But his luck was not very good, and instead of landing on the ground, he jumped and fell into the pigsty of Sun Shangxiang's family.

There is an old sow in the pigsty, who has just laid her cubs and is breastfeeding a litter of piglets.

Zhang Ergou's legs were riding on the sow's back.

The sow received a blow from Purean, and she rolled over with a snort, squeaking, and arched Zhang Ergou.

Zhang Ergou's feet did not touch the ground, and the old sow supported him in the pigsty several times.

Zhang Ergou was frightened, he wanted to jump off the sow's back, but he didn't dare.

Zhang Ergou has fed pigs, and after knowing that sows give birth, in order to protect the piglets, they will sometimes bite people. And the attack power is not at all worse than that of a hunting dog, it will fight hard.

Zhang Ergou's heart hung in his throat, and he suddenly hugged the sow's neck and wrapped the sow's back tightly.

The sow felt uncomfortable, bumped and jumped in the pigsty, and at once lifted the second dog off her back.

As a result, Zhang Ergou's body rolled into the pigsty.

Sun Shangxiang's pigsty is very dirty, and one of her widows has no strength to use the straw washer, and the pigsty is full of pig manure, which is deep enough to fill the foot.

With a snort, Zhang Ergou's feet stepped on the pig manure and filled a full shoe of pig urine, which smelled bad and died.

But he fell again, and all the clothes on his body were stained with pig dung, which was almost like being fished out of a pit.

Damn, that's bad luck. Accident, pure accident, Zhang Ergou laughed at himself, turned over and jumped, and climbed out of the low wall of the pigsty.

He planned to approach Yuzhu's door and pry it open with a knife.

The window can't be entered, because Sun Shangxiang was worried that her daughter would be bullied in the middle of the night, so she cut the window to death from the inside and couldn't pry it open at all.

Just approached the door of Yuzhu's room, suddenly it was not good, and the light in Sun Shangxiang's house turned on.

Just now, Zhang Ergou jumped into the pigsty and alarmed the sow, and the sow tossed back and forth, squeaking and screaming, which woke Sun Shangxiang up.

Sun Shangxiang lit the lamp and shouted: "Who? ”

Zhang Ergou was so frightened that he hurriedly found a place to hide, the yard was very empty, and there was no place to hide.

Ergou glanced at the toilet in the corner, so he dodged and hid in the toilet.

Sun Shangxiang got up, holding a lamp in his hand and wearing clothes behind him.

According to Sun Shangxiang's estimate, it should be a good old man.

Sun Shangxiang has many old friends in the village, namely Zhang Damao, Zhang Laosan, Li Laosi, Wang Laowu, and Zhao Laoliu...... There were so many men that she couldn't name.

But every time these men came, they would give her a code, just like a connector underground, and the code would be connected before she would open the door.

The code between them is dog barking, and cat barking.

Usually when the wild man comes in, he will learn to bark a few times: "Wangwang! Woohoo! Deg Wang...... Wow! "Three long and two short.

Sun Shangxiang will also respond inside: "Meow, meow, meow, meow......" one short and three long.

But there is no code today, and Sun Shangxiang knows that it is not his own person.

He won't be a new wild man, right? I don't know the rules.

Sun Shangxiang became vigilant, knowing that someone had entered the courtyard, and that person's target was likely to be his daughter Yuzhu.

A wave of anger rose from her heart, so Sun Shangxiang began to look back and forth for a weapon to defend herself.

After searching for a long time, there was nothing in the yard, and finally, her eyes fell on a urinal in the corner.

The urinal has been used for a long time, and the man uses it, because it is close to summer, and the thing smells big in the house, and as he gets older, Sun Shangxiang is old and decrepit, and those wild men don't come often recently, so the urinal has been useless in the corner of the wall.

Sun Shangxiang lowered her waist, copied the urinal in her hand, and approached the toilet little by little. In a trance, she saw the scoundrel hiding in the toilet.

When she came to the door of the toilet, Sun Shangxiang didn't go in immediately, Jiang was old and spicy, she was worried about being attacked, so she asked, "Who?" Dead ghost, isn't it you? ”

Zhang Ergou was so frightened in the toilet that he was almost shocked, and he didn't dare to come out, so he had to vaguely agree: "En!" ”

Sun Shangxiang's ears were pointed, and the sound was even less like his own, so he raised the urinal in his hand above his head.

Suddenly, Sun Shangxiang rushed into the toilet and smashed Zhang Ergou's walnut head at lightning speed.

Zhang Ergou never imagined that Sun Shangxiang would attack him and was hit by a blow from the urinal.

It was too late to understand, and with a bang, the thing was smashed to pieces, and then a yellow, unpleasant smell rushed to the nostrils.

He was smashed all over his face, and the damn it was pee............

scared Zhang Ergou so much that he ran away with his head in his hands, like a dog with his tail caught in the door.

The urinal in Sun Shangxiang's hand was broken, and she wasn't done yet, so she picked up a brick that had wiped her buttocks, and continued to beat Zhang Ergou.

The lights flickered, the light of the oil lamp was not very bright, and it was a little dazzling, she didn't see who it was at all, only that it was a scoundrel.

Zhang Ergou had nowhere to hide, so he circled Sun Shangxiang in the toilet, and took several beats in the blink of an eye.

Now, he has become Shakyamuni, and there are several more pimples on his head.

In desperation, he had no choice but to rush out of the toilet, hold his head and go straight to the low wall of the pigsty, borrowed a force from the low wall, and ran over the courtyard wall of Sun Shangxiang's house.

Zhang Ergou rushed onto the street, found a leeward place, and gasped for a while before he came to his senses.

Today, he finally learned Sun Shangxiang's toughness, this girl is not easy to mess with, why did I bump into her hands?

The scoundrel fled, Sun Shangxiang threw the butt wiping brick on the ground, clapped his hands and said: "Fight with me, you are still a little tender, can't you be killed?" ”

Sun Shangxiang tossed like this, the Yuzhu of the West House also woke up, the girl heard Zhang Ergou's scream, and also heard the sound of the mother fighting with the scoundrel, and the girl also put on her clothes and rushed out of the house.

Yuzhu asked, "Mother, what's wrong?" What was that? ”

Sun Shangxiang was like a victorious general, with a smug smile on his face: "It's okay, girl, you sleep with you, a scoundrel came in just now and was driven away by my mother." ”

"Huh? Bummer? How can there be scoundrels, who is it? ”

"I didn't see it clearly, girl, you have to be careful in the future, you must not be taken advantage of by other men, otherwise Hailiang will dislike you."

Yuzhu nodded, her heart pounding in fright.

Now, she is a family person, and she is the daughter-in-law of Wang Hailiang Mingmei, and she must keep her chastity for men. She doesn't want to be taken advantage of by other men, and she doesn't want to give up Brother Hailiang.

Yuzhu said: "Mother, okay, tomorrow I will pull the black tiger over and let it take care of our house, and the scoundrel will not dare to come." ”

Sun Shangxiang nodded and went to sleep with an oil lamp. Yuzhu looked around, found no new danger, and returned to her room.

Since this incident, Yuzhu has more eyes, and sure enough, he pulled the hunting dog Black Tiger of Wang Hailiang's family home.

Every time she goes back to her parents' house for the night, she always takes the black tiger with her, and then pulls the black tiger back when she goes back to her mother-in-law's house.

With the vigilance of the black tiger, Sun Shangxiang's house is really much more stable, and no one jumps on the wall of their house in the middle of the night.

Every night, the black tiger always stares at the round mastiff eyes to escort the hostess.

The black tiger is very shrewd and knows the relationship between the owner Wang Hailiang and Yuzhu, and it acts as a flower messenger for girls.

Zhang Ergou failed, stealing chickens and rice, not only did he not touch Yuzhu's house, but also got big red bumps on his head, which made him grin in pain.

After returning home, he gritted his teeth, not only hating Wang Hailiang, but also beginning to hate Sun Shangxiang. The hatred was like the sea of Pengbai squeezing his heart, making him gasp unevenly.

Damn it! Lao Tzu can't admit defeat, he must get the jade bead in his hands, don't sleep with Wang Hailiang's new daughter-in-law, and vow not to give up!

In the following days, Zhang Ergou went to Yuzhu's house twice, trying to climb over the girl's wall in the middle of the night, but each time he was stopped by the hound Black Tiger outside the wall.

As the saying goes, the dog that bites people doesn't bark, Zhang Ergou climbed the wall twice, but his head just showed the wall, and the black tiger pounced on it, turned over the wall and bit it indiscriminately, which scared Zhang Ergou so much that he ran away and almost bit through the white ditch.

This made Zhang Ergou even more angry and made a feud with the black tiger. So he took a bun mixed with rat poison and threw it from afar, intending to poison the black tiger to death.

But the black tiger didn't eat at all, smelled it and left.

Real mastiffs are very difficult to train, and they only eat what is fed by one person, and they do not eat what others feed them to death.

After Hailiang left, the black tiger followed Yuzhu, and Yuzhu became its second owner, unless Yuzhu fed it herself.

This made Zhang Ergou even more angry, but he couldn't get angry, so he took his anger out on the pig in Wang Hailiang's house.

One day, he saw Wang Hailiang's pig running out of the pigsty, so he picked up a knife and stabbed the knife in the pig's neck.

The pig squeaked and ran around the street after being stabbed, and it was not until late evening that he dragged the knife back to the pigsty, where he bled to death the next day.

In those years, pigs were very valuable, almost a year's income of a villager's family, Hai Liangniang didn't know who was black-hearted about her, so angry that she cried and wiped her tears, patted her knees and scolded the street for three days.

Zhang Ergou has been losing no time in making trouble for Wang Hailiang, annoyed that he snatched Erya and also snatched the jade beads, and the two most beautiful village flowers in Pimple Slope were picked by this kid.

For half a month, he didn't get close to the range of three feet of Yuzhu.

The more things he can't get, the more precious Zhang Ergou feels. It's really not good, he plans to overlord the bow.