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What does it feel like to sleep for seven days in a row?

If you want to ask Xu Yi, the answer is just eight words: it is no different from death, if you force him to add an adjective, that is: backache and leg pain plus hunger and claw pain. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

That's right!

Xu Yi slept for seven days.

Why?

The reason is very simple, if you have the skills of a golden finger and you can copy all the literary works of your previous life just by sleeping, then do you use it or use it?

That's certainly ...... Yes! Fools don't need it.

However, this skill doesn't seem to be as perfect as imagined, just like his current claws, which are swollen fingers like sausages, and cold sweat is also breaking out on his body, which feels too familiar, a typical late night syndrome in a previous life.

Of course, this is not surprising, because after the first two trials, Xu Yi found that the magic of stealing khaki by Xiao Q is hypnosis, to put it bluntly, when the card is activated, the user is in a state of sleepwalking, loss of consciousness, limbs become human machinery, and then copy the things in his brain in the case of sleepwalking, because it is sleepwalking, so it feels more like sleeping to the user.

Although he suffered a little guilty, but to be honest, it did save a lot of trouble, otherwise he would lie upright on the chuang for seven days, and he would not have scared his parents to death, and maybe some doctor would have sent him to the morgue if he didn't save him, and he would have been able to return to the world in the form of a corpse.

Rubbing his hungry stomach, Xu Yi walked out of the room, went to the kitchen in the dark, took out the bag of instant noodles from the cupboard, looked at a certain brand of instant noodles in his hand, and felt indescribable sadness in his heart.

In the past seven days of sleepwalking, he has almost never eaten anything, and he has to rely on his mother to bring water to hand, and he is indeed a little unwilling to eat instant noodles for the first meal, but now it is half past one in the morning, and his parents have gone to bed early, so don't say anything about cooking now, even he can't cook this bag of noodles, at most he can soak it, which has to be the case that the hot water at home has not been used up and he can lift it.

Click.

As soon as the instant noodle bag was torn open, I heard the door of the master bedroom being opened, and with a click, the living room light was turned on, and the sudden bright light made Xu Yi subconsciously close his eyes, and it took a long time to squint his eyes and look over.

I saw Yu Jing and Xu Zhanming both standing at the door of the master bedroom, and his father Xu Zhanming's hand was on his mother's shoulder, which at first glance looked similar to the old man who was looking forward to his children coming home in a public service advertisement.

"You haven't slept yet?"

Xu Yi looked at the instant noodles in his hand, was he tearing the instant noodles so loudly? Mother doesn't care, he knows that his mother has a light sleep, but how can his father get up, in his memory, his father's sleep quality is simply poor, and anyone who can't move can be woken up by him?

"Done?"

This sentence was asked by Xu Zhanming, far away, but Xu Yi could see that when his father asked this sentence, his mother lowered her head and wiped her tears, and her father's expression was also very sad, and the two of them looked at themselves together, giving Xu Yi the illusion of returning from saving the world.

All right.

He admits that this stealing card is quite perverted, and he has been sitting in front of the computer for six or seven days in a row, not to mention his parents, that is, if he sees such a scene, he will feel scared, although the human body can become similar to a machine under the trend of the card, but the body function is still unchanged, in his previous life, he stayed up late for three days in a row and felt that he couldn't hold on, this special six days, it was simply the rhythm of playing with life, fortunately, he woke up, in case he couldn't wake up and die suddenly, it would be a big loss.

But of course Xu Yi wouldn't say these words to his parents, and in the face of his father's questioning, he could only rub his nose with his thick sausage-like hand and nodded.

"What instant noodles to eat on the big night." Yu Jing sorted out her emotions and walked over, snatching the instant noodles in Xu Yi's arms, why was it in her arms? That's because Xu Yi's fingers are now completely uncontrollable, and instant noodles can only be held with elbows.

"What to eat?"

Putting the instant noodles back in the cupboard, Yu Jing took out the meat from the refrigerator and put it in the microwave, and did not ask Xu Yi for specific opinions, and worked in the kitchen with ease.

After a while, Yu Jing put the prepared preserved egg and lean porridge in front of Xu Yi, and was about to say something, when her eyes caught a glimpse of Xu Yi's two swollen and something-like paws, her eyes were red, and tears were about to fall.

"It's okay Mom."

Xu Yi is not reckless but tells the truth, in all fairness, now in addition to feeling hungry, back pain and swelling of his paws, he is absolutely full of energy, and his mind is clear enough to do a few sets of math papers in minutes.

Yu Jing glanced at Xu Yi's red paws with teary eyes, and stretched out her index finger with love and hatred and poked it fiercely at the back of Xu Yi's hand, such a sudden move immediately made Xu Yi let out a miserable scream.

"Let you be in the energy." Saying cruel words in her mouth, Yu Jing picked up the spoon, scooped a spoonful of porridge and blew it on her mouth, and tried the temperature to send it to Xu Yi's mouth, "This time it's your father, next time you dare to mess around like this, I'll let you pay the electricity bill." ”

"No, Mom, you had all the money for the last publication." Xu Yi pretended to complain.

"Is that for me? That's the money for you to marry a wife, and it won't be given to you at that time, I'll just keep it for you temporarily. ”

Xu Yi smiled dumbly, "Mom, you also said the same thing about the New Year's money when I was a child, my wife must have too much, and I have been saving for almost twenty years." ”

Yu Jing was amused by Xu Yi, and pursed her lips and sneered.

"Old Yu, where is the swelling cream at home?"

In the living room, Xu Zhanming was rummaging around with a medicine box.

"In a drawer." Yu Jing replied, turned her head to Xu Yi and pretended to be serious, "What's wrong with twenty years?" Let me tell you, the twenty years of New Year's money were all the rent you gave me, and you lived in my belly for nine months, and you still want to live in vain, what's the matter? ”

Seeing that my mother was so girly, Xu Yi also began to be poor, "You said that I picked it up from the trash can for a while, and asked me for rent for a while, Mom, your caliber is too inconsistent, and writing stories can blow up the book review area." ”

"You just picked it up, if I went to the trash can that day if I didn't see that you didn't want it, I wouldn't take you home, I have to eat and drink, and I have to marry a wife, you look so ugly, when will you meet a blind person."

"Okay, okay, don't be poor, what time is it, hurry up and go to sleep after eating, you won't go to work tomorrow?" Xu Zhanming took the medicine.

Yu Jing unscrewed the lid and carefully applied it to Xu Yizai, wrapped the gauze, and said solemnly, "Don't touch the computer in the past two days, don't type, do you hear?" ”

"Hmm." Xu Yi glanced at the paws that were wrapped into pig's trotters by his mother and asked, "Mom, where are you going to work?" ”

Before he opened the stealing card, his parents were still being hired by major prestigious schools, and it had been seven days, and it seemed that his parents had made a decision, and of course, he would follow where his parents went.

Yu Jing sighed, "It's still the same place." ”

Seeing Xu Yi frowning, Yu Jing said again, "Zhaohui is actually very good, your father and I have been working there since graduating from college, Principal Dai also takes good care of our family, but that Wu Zhiqiang is not a thing, but Principal Dai said that Wu Zhiqiang has been suspended, Tang Zhen also went to further study, I am still in the previous position, and the qualification for senior teacher promotion has also been won, and your father will be the head of the grade group next semester, and his salary is also a lot higher." ”

Xu Yi gritted his teeth.

He has no opinion on Zhaohui, but his parents are like a wound that is difficult to heal because of the grievances he suffered, and his mother may not have a choice in the past, but now his parents are the objects of competition in major middle schools, why do they want to go back? Isn't the last injury enough?

Although he was dissatisfied, Xu Yi knew that since the decision was in the hands of his parents, his choice should be respected.

"Careless."

"Mom, it's okay, it's your own job, no matter what your final choice is, I support you." Xu Yi drank the last mouthful of porridge and stood up, "But I still say the same thing, if Zhaohui dares to let you suffer another grievance this time, I will definitely not let them go!" ”

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I saw a friend in the book review area say that I am a stalk of the routine, to be honest, the first few chapters were inspired by the white, but, do you think I just know how to trick other people's stalks? Don't forget, I'm the lion who wants to dominate the demon world, and I'm so scared of myself that I'm playing tricks! (To be continued.) )