Chapter 53: Oolong
"Senior brother, Chen Erniu pinched me, I will only pinch blood, and I will definitely not be able to pinch the poems, so forget it. ”
Zhuang Thirteen's throat moved, and said cautiously.
"That's not necessarily, Erniu is burly, you are petite and exquisite, a perfect match, pinching will definitely be able to pinch out good things. Ye Qingchen smiled.
"Haha, Senior Brother Ye, I finally heard some doorways, that's right, I'm right to the thirteenth senior brother. Quite interested. ”
Chen Erniu laughed.
"You. ”
Zhuang Shisan pointed at Chen Erniu, his face pale.
Chen Erniu put his hand on Zhuang Thirteen's shoulder: "Thirteen, what are you talking about?"
"Big brother, save me. ”
Zhuang Thirteen was terrified.
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, the gentleman doesn't move. Ye Qingchen patted Chen Erniu.
Chen Erniu withdrew his hand and said, "Thirteen, if it weren't for Senior Brother Ye to hold up a piece of the sky for you, you would have lost your little flower a long time ago." ”
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Zhuang Shisan's face instantly turned black like coal.
Ye Qingchen couldn't help laughing, Chen Erniu looked like five big and three thick, but sometimes when he spoke, his mouth was really poisonous.
In the next time, the first round of the Wendao competition continued, and the progress was not slow.
However, there were too many participants, so it took more than three hours and thousands of people to complete the first round one after another.
At this time, it was the scorching sun, and many people were sweating.
Chen Erniu and Zhuang Shisan, who were beside Ye Qingchen, were constantly wiping their sweat, but Ye Qingchen and Mocking Wind were still refreshed and did not show any signs of sweating.
"Senior brother, don't you feel hot?"
Zhuang Shisan asked Ye Qingchen curiously.
"No. Ye Qingchen looked somewhere on the left and replied casually.
Zhuang Shisan looked in the direction Ye Qingchen was looking, and the nosebleed flowed out instantly.
Because of the location Ye Qingchen was looking at, there was a beautiful female monk, who couldn't help but quietly lift her skirt to breathe, and the looming peerless scenery was very wonderful.
"Senior brother, really... It's so beautiful. ”
Zhuang 13 wiped his nosebleed.
"What?"
Ye Qingchen turned his head and glanced at Zhuang Shisan.
Then, Ye Qingchen realized.
He coughed lightly and said solemnly: "Thirteen, you have to remember, don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility." ”
"But, senior brother, you've seen it too. Zhuang 13 was reluctant to move his gaze.
"Senior brother is not looking at the beauty, but the man behind the beauty, you see, he is peeking at the female Taoist, the female Taoist friend is just too hot, he can't help but breathe, he has to peek, this behavior is very shameful, if the senior brother is not in the way of his identity, he really wants to go over and beat him up. Ye Qingchen was righteous.
"Senior brother, I didn't expect you to think like this, senior brother is ashamed. Zhuang 13 lowered his head and repented deeply.
"Senior Brother Ye, I'm going to teach that lewd guy a lesson. ”
Chen Erniu couldn't help but say, he rushed forward directly, grabbed the man behind the female monk, and couldn't help but say that it was a blast.
The man screamed again and again when he was beaten, and his nose and face were swollen.
Such a movement quickly attracted everyone's attention.
"What's going on?"
"Why are you still beating people?"
"Isn't this the big man who followed next to Senior Brother Wujimen?"
Everyone talked about it and was amazed.
After Chen Erniu finished beating the man, he clapped his hands, and said to the female monk who quietly lifted her skirt to breathe the wind before: "Girl, this person peeked at you just now, I have already taught him a lesson for you, don't thank me." ”
Syllable.
As soon as Chen Erniu's words fell, the female monk jumped up and slapped Chen Erniu.
This scene made everyone unclear.
Chen Erniu took a slap and was hit on the head.
"Mother, the master will help you teach the lewd man a lesson, if you don't thank you, it's just that, why do you still beat the master? If you don't make it clear today, don't blame the master for being unkind to you. ”
Chen Erniu was furious.
"The person who was beaten by you, he is my Taoist companion. ”
The woman gritted her teeth and said this.
Chen Erniu was stunned, and everyone was also stunned.
Then the crowd burst into laughter.
Dare to love this is a big oolong!
Chen Erniu grabbed his hair, arched his hand, and said, "What, I'm sorry." ”
After speaking, Chen Erniu quickly slipped back to Ye Qingchen's side.
Ye Qingchen held back a smile and said, "Erniu, you are impulsive, impulsive is the devil." ”
"Senior Brother Ye, Erniu is ashamed, his enthusiasm is not in the right position. ”
"I don't blame you. Ye Qingchen sighed: "It's strange that Senior Brother didn't finish his words, just now I haven't had time to tell you that the female Taoist friend deliberately lifted her skirt to breathe and seduce the man, but you rushed up, hey." ”
Chen Erniu had a black face, feeling that he seemed to have been trapped.
"Ladies and gentlemen, at this moment, the first round of answers has been completed, with the approval of the Holy Lord, now we will start to review the poems of all the contestants in the first round on the spot, whether they can advance to the second round, will also be announced directly, and now, we will start to review the poems from the first judge. ”
Ahead, Mrs. Chen's voice suddenly sounded, and it spread throughout the audience through the sound transmission instrument.
In an instant, the scene was silent!