"You really want to hear me sing?" Ye Weiliang walked up to her and asked.

"Of course! Or do you not dare? Yu Wenshuang stepped forward, with a thick provocation in her eyes and a hint of success.

"Don't dare? Hahaha! The night was slightly cool, and she laughed out loud as if she had heard something funny.

"You, what are you laughing at!" Yu Wenshuang was inexplicably laughed at by her, but a cold sweat rose on her back.

"What are you laughing at, I laugh at you for being stupid! There is nothing in this world that I dare not dare to do at night! Isn't it just singing, no problem. Ye Weiliang's eyes flashed with a gleam.

"Hmph, that's good! I'm looking forward to your next songs! After saying that, he turned his head and walked down proudly.

Ye Wei smiled evilly, then turned his head to look at Jun Yumo and winked at him.

When he received her gaze, he just smiled at her gently, and opened his mouth to say a few words to her silently.

When he knew what he was talking about, there was a smile on his face.

One qiē has me! Yes, there is you, but your world, too, has me!

"The following song, I'm going to sing to a cute little animal, I hope you don't laugh later."

"Miss Night, don't worry, we won't laugh!" A person who looked like the son of a minister's family spoke.

"yes, I won't laugh." One person spoke, and many people immediately agreed.

"Okay!" Ye Weiliang winked mysteriously at everyone, making everyone more and more curious about her songs.

"Ahem!" Ye Weiliang deliberately coughed a few times, smiled mysteriously at the surroundings, and then sang.

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose

When you have a cold, you still have a snot cow cow. ”

Ye Weiliang just sang these two sentences, and saw that there were still some people from the four major families, spraying wine together, their faces were blue for a while, purple for a while, and there was a hint of red.

"What for! I've only only sung two sentences, why is this expression! Ye Wei Liang looked at everyone dissatisfied, but there was a wicked smile in his eyes.

"Ahem, Night, Miss Night, you can, you can continue!" The emperor glanced at the ministers and coughed a few times.

I have to say that he was also thundered by her song, which is really ......

"Humph!" Ye Weiliang deliberately snorted with some of her daughters, and then continued to sing.

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose

When you have a cold, you still have a snot cow cow

Pig, you have dark eyes

I can't see the edge when I look at it

Pig, your ears are so big

You can't hear me scolding you for being stupid

Pig, your tail is curly and curly

It turned out to run and jump

I can't do without it~~

Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail

A good doll who has never been a picky eater

Sleep until three strokes in the sun every day

Never brush your teeth~~Never fight~~

Pig, your belly is so bulging

At first glance, you can tell that you can't stand the suffering of life

Pig, your skin is so white

In the previous life, I must have voted in

The rich and noble...... Oh~~

Legend has it that your ancestors had a nail rake

The fortune teller said that he hit the peach blossom

When I see a beautiful girl, I giggle

Doesn't blush...... Won't be afraid......

Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail

A good doll who has never been a picky eater

Sleep until three strokes in the sun every day

Never brush your teeth...... Never fight...... Oh~~~

Legend has it that your ancestors had a nail rake

The fortune teller said that he hit the peach blossom

When I see a beautiful girl, I giggle

Won't blush... Won't be afraid... You're a lot like him! ”

After singing the last sentence in the night, he looked at the people present, and the smile in his eyes became bigger and bigger.

It's been a long time since I've sung this song, so it's okay if I don't sing it, but I really can't stop singing.

"Good!" I don't know who said yes first, but there was a burst of applause and admiration.

"Okay, that's a good song!" Although I didn't understand it at first, the more I got to the back, the more I got there, the more I got to it, the more I got to it.

"Yes! It's also the first time I've heard this kind of music! ”

Listening to everyone's admiration, a trace of hatred flashed in the eyes of Yu Wenshuang and the others.

I have to say that she did sing a little bit of flavor, but she didn't make her ugly, she was really unwilling!

"Hmph, it's just a brute singing, what's so good!" Ling Yirou pursed her lips and said with some sarcasm.

"yes, it's just a pig, what's there to hear!" Mu Xueyao also followed closely.

"Huh? Are you saying that a pig is an uncute little animal? Ye Weiliang pretended to be very surprised and innocent.

"Isn't it! It's just a brute, what's so good! Ling Yirou said disdainfully.

"Ahh It's not good, you say pigs are beasts! Ye Weiliang exclaimed, and then immediately covered his mouth, pretending to be surprised and scared to look at them.

Everyone was also frightened by her appearance and was a little puzzled.

"What's this, we're telling the truth!"

"You, you have offended Marshal Tianpeng! You guys! The night was cool, and his eyes were filled with fear.

"Marshal Tianpeng?" Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and at the same time see puzzlement in each other's eyes.

"Dare to ask Miss Night, who is Marshal Tianpeng?" One of the ministers stood up, saluted her, and asked.

"Huh? Don't you all know? "The night is slightly cool, and I continue to pretend.

"Know? Know what? "Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, with puzzle in my eyes.

"You ...... Alas! It seems that I really don't know! Ye Weiliang sighed, looking a little helpless.

"Miss Night......" continued the minister, her appearance piquing their curiosity.

"Well, since I've sung this song to you, I'll tell you this story!" Ye Weiliang glanced at everyone and spoke helplessly.

"According to legend, in the distant heavenly realm, there is a great general named Marshal Tianpeng, who is in charge of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals." Ye Wei Liang paused, looked at everyone, found that they were all listening carefully, and continued.

"Then one day, when the heavens were feasting on the immortals, because they drank too much wine, they accidentally molested the fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace!"

Speaking of which, the night was slightly cool and stopped, and there was a bit of a deliberate taste of guanzi.

"Miss Night, and then?" The son of a minister said with some eagerness.

"yes, and then what? How are they? The other followed.

Listening to their words, Ye Weiliang knew that they wanted to be crooked, and Bianbian continued with a flat mouth.

"Fairy Chang'e was drunk and molested her, so she sued the Jade Emperor! When the Jade Emperor found out, he relegated him to the mortal world, but when he was reincarnated in the underworld, he accidentally reincarnated in the wrong place, and turned into a pig! "When it comes to pigs, the night is slightly cool, and I can clearly see that some people's faces are a little pale!

Very good! Achieved what you wanted!

"Marshal Tiancang was mistaken for a monster because he was reincarnated, so he was going to kill him! Fortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva rushed over in the end, rescued him, and told him about his past life, so that he could wait for his destined person here, and then go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures! ”

"Guanyin Bodhisattva and named him Zhu Bajie!"

"So Zhu Bajie obediently waited there for his destined person, but he waited for more than three hundred years, and finally waited for his destined person, that is, his master, Tang Sanzang!"

"There are three apprentices who follow Tang Sanzang, his eldest apprentice is named Sun Wukong, who is the Monkey King who fought in the sky five hundred years ago, and the second apprentice is Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie! The three apprentices are the rolling shutter generals of the Heavenly Palace! The last one is the little white dragon, which is the son of the dragon king, and finally turned into a white horse for Tang Sanzang to ride, just like that, the five masters and apprentices went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and finally reached the Western Heaven Elysium! That is, Lingshan, I saw the Buddha! ”

"So the five became Buddhas, each with their own place to live, and Zhu Bajie became the messenger of the Pure Altar!" After Ye Weiliang finished speaking, a glass of water was handed to her.

The night is slightly cool and looks at the cup, it is Jun Yumo! So I took it and drank it unceremoniously.

His grandmother's, telling a story almost didn't tire her to death! But...... She had come up with a good way to make money!

"So I see, wasn't the ancestor of the pig...... Marshal Canopy!? One of the ministers exclaimed.

"Wow, adults are so smart, you know a little bit!" Ye Weiliang exclaimed.

Hearing the appreciative of the cool night, there was a trace of unnaturalness on the minister's face!

"In the past, some people said that pigs were animals, and in the end they all died or disappeared inexplicably, and I don't know if the ancestors of pigs were angry, so they disappeared, and now I say that pigs are cute animals, and there are still people who don't believe it?" Ye Weiliang looked at Ling Yirou and the others, with fierceness in his eyes.

----------I want to say here, this book was first published by me in the www.biquge.info of Biqu Pavilion, please look for the pen name: the sky is cloudless, anyone plagiarizes or reprints, I will investigate its legal responsibility! The first three "Domineering President Mommy Beat Him", "Domineering President Woman, I Just Want You", and "Concubine Means" were all plagiarized and reprinted, I don't want there to be a next time, anyone if you see other websites have this novel, but the pen name is not the sky without clouds, you can comment in the book review area to sue me, thank you! Momoda~