Chapter 159: Grandma was eaten by the big bad wolf

"Yun'a, whose phone is it? What's the matter? Song Han finished washing the dishes, wiped his wet hands, sat down next to Lin Yun'er and asked.

"OPPA is our president! He called and asked what should you do with that Bian Boxian? I'll just tell our president to ask him to send an apology, and then he will be able to hide it forever. Lin Yun'er said very casually, in her subconscious, this Bian Boxian didn't know whether to provoke her own Song Han oppa.

"Eh" Song Han scratched his head, with a little embarrassment, "Yun'er, isn't this too strict for that Bian Boxian." It's not a big deal, it's a bit ...... to hide him."

"Ah, oppa, I just look at that Bian Boxian is a little upset, right?" Lin Yun'er was not convinced this time, wrapped her hands around Song Han's little hand, **** clinging tightly, muttering her mouth, looking unhappy.

Song Han looked at Lin Yun'er like this, and his heart softened, "Okay, okay, it's all up to you." Do whatever you want? ”

Song Han's arm was tightly pressed by Lin Yun'er, and he only felt slightly soft, he shook his head, and said secretly: Yun'er, I still need my highly skilled male relatives to help her develop and develop, surpassing Kim Taeyeon in three days, beating Xiaoxian in a week, competing against Jessica in a month, and slashing Sunny in a year. The more Song Han thought about it, the more obscene he became, and he couldn't help laughing. The smile couldn't help revealing a hint of obscenity.

Lin Yun'er looked at Song Na with that lewd smile, and felt a little cold more and more, so she directly raised her lotus foot and kicked Song Han's ass, "What are you laughing at?" So obscene. There was a hint of disgust in his voice.

Song Han was kicked by Lin Yun'er and moved his buttocks, almost couldn't sit still, covered his butt and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing, hehehe." At the end, he laughed a few times, and there was an indescribable meaning of a dog's leg.

Lin Yun'er snorted coldly. The tone was full of disbelief, and the embroidered eyebrows were raised, and the lips were pursed, "I don't believe it." Song Han, say it quickly. What the hell were you thinking? "Okay, now I don't even shout oppa, obviously trying to force Song Han to say it.

"Well, Yun'er, have you ever heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood? I was thinking about the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Song Han's eyes rolled. smiled slightly, and his eyes kept flashing with ridicule.

"I've heard of it! I don't believe it, you think the story of Little Red Riding Hood would laugh so obscenely. You must have bad intentions in it. Tell me, what the hell are you talking about? Otherwise, your pocket money for this month will be gone! As she spoke, Lin Yun'er took out one of Song Han's bank cards from her bag and shook it in front of him, smiling as cheap as she could.

Song Han was stunned for a moment, immediately left the sofa with his buttocks, and walked in front of Lin Yun'er with a very stern face.

Lin Yun'er was taken aback. His face was flustered, and he stammered: "Song Han, you....you....what are you going to do?" Are you going to bully me? Be careful I call Aunt SΓΉ to go. ”

"Hey, hey!" Song Han laughed, looking like you can't escape from my palm. Lin Yun'er was even more panicked, shrunk her body, hugged her legs, and looked at Song Han with a wary expression.

Suddenly, with a "bang", without Lin Yun'er being prepared, Song Han's body knelt down in front of her. His hands touched the ground and he shouted loudly: "Wronged, my lord, I was really thinking about the story of Little Red Riding Hood just now, if." There is half a lie, which makes me thunder five times in the sky. ”

Lin Yun'er smiled "poof", she didn't expect to beat Song Han to be so spineless, so she gave in, just now I thought he was going to bully himself. He rubbed his chin and said in a rough voice, "Yes." Are you really thinking about the story of Little Red Riding Hood? But why are you laughing so lewdly? ”

At this time, it was Song Han's turn to be embarrassed, he laughed awkwardly, scratched his head, and whispered, "Because grandma was eaten by the big bad wolf." ”

"What? Say it louder, why didn't I hear it clearly. Speak so quietly, to whom! As she spoke, Lin Yun'er plucked out her ears and listened intently as she leaned closer.

Song Han took a deep breath, became angry, and shouted loudly with full anger: "I said that it was because grandma was eaten by the big bad wolf." ”

Lin Yun'er Song Han's loud shout shook her ears numb, and she was extremely angry, and flushed up her face, "Ah, Song Han, do you want to die?" Shouting so loudly, do you want to deafen my ears? ”

"Uh, didn't you say you wanted me to speak louder? Well, I said it so loudly, and you dislike me for being too loud. Between the words, there was a slight sense of grievance. His expression was full of cunning, and he looked like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.

"Alright, alright! Get up! Lin Yun'er suffered a dumb loss, and she didn't plan to deal with Song Han anymore, so she told others to stand up.

"Wait, Song Han, you keep kneeling for me." Lin Yun'er's face changed, and she directly stretched out her hand to press Song Han's shoulder, making him continue to kneel. Then his expression changed, his eyes were full of tenderness, and he said coquettishly: "Song Han oppa, can you explain to me what it means that grandma was eaten by the big bad wolf?" As she spoke, Lin Yun'er smiled, and even her eyes were bent into crescents.

Song Han felt that his bones were crispy, and all the backbone of the man was gone, so he blurted out and said, "It's that your grandmother was eaten by the big bad wolf, and there is no !!!! ”

After speaking, Song Han secretly said that it was not good, and cold sweat soaked his entire back.

"Song Han oppa, are people's breasts really small?" Lin Yun'er smiled even brighter, like a blooming lotus flower, beautiful and unparalleled.

"No, no, no, Yun'er, your breasts are really not small, really." Song Han said with a stern face.

"Slap", I don't know when, Lin Yun'er appeared in front of Song Han and slapped Song Han directly on the head, "I told you to be honest, don't say nice things to me to make me happy." ”

Song Han immediately understood, and said embarrassedly: "Yun'er, your breasts are a little small. It's not that I'm hacking you, I feel like the fat man's boobs are bigger than yours. ”

"Yikes!" After Lin Yun'er heard Song Han's words, she immediately broke out, directly pressed Song Han to the ground, rode on Song Han's body, raised her pink fist and punched Song Han's chest a few times, "Where is my chest small?" Haven't you seen those big prize ceremonies? Is it okay for me to have a ditch in an evening dress? ”

Song Han, who was pressed to the ground, was beaten by Lin Yun'er, although his strength was not heavy, although it didn't hurt much. I want to cry without tears, "Oh my God! What the hell do you want to do? I said that it is not okay to have big breasts, and I said that it is not okay to have small breasts. What the hell do you want me to do? A woman, she is really an incomprehensible animal. (To be continued.) )