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"It's unlikely, but it's going to be a bit of a problem. Ah Yue, how much memory do you have of Penglai Xianweng? ”
Chen Yuezhi thought carefully and said: "Before I was reincarnated, I only heard that Penglai Xianweng had a strange temper and had a daughter, called the Crescent Moon Fairy, with an extremely brutal personality, eccentric, and was spoiled by the immortals, even the immortals couldn't control her, and the emperor of heaven also had a headache for her. ”
Shangguan Lei nodded and said: "That crescent fairy is indeed very difficult, when I was in Thunder God Mountain before, she also came to make trouble." You said how she came in, and actually used the Penglai secret technique to dig a tunnel from the top of Penglai Immortal Island to a mountain in the far east of my Thunder God Mountain. One time, a fairy maid went to collect medicine, and she stumbled and fell into the hole, only to find out. She often went through that secret passage to my Thunder God Mountain to steal elixir. However, in the past, my Thunder God Mountain was rich in products, and there were so few dozen species, so I didn't care about it, so I didn't care about it. ”
This crescent moon fairy is in the three-life immortal realm, and she is the second most famous person than the Fengluan Palace Lord.
The lord of Fengluan Palace is famous, and she is famous for being a fan of money.
She often digs pits on the road, and whenever she digs a pit, she will mark it with Penglai, indicating that this is her territory, and she will change her mind every day and put different notes in the pit.
For example, once an immortal fell into a pit and found a piece of paper with the words "Please turn yourself into a piece of."
The immortal was extremely angry, where would it change, and left directly, but the crescent moon fairy did not give up, and pestered for a whole year, so that the immortal was extremely annoyed to get rid of her entanglement, so she had to change the for a day, which made her leave satisfied.
Chen Yuezhi heard what he meant, thought about it, and couldn't help but say with some amusement: "You mean, my second brother won't be so lucky and fall into the pit dug by the crescent fairy, right?" ”
Shangguan Lei couldn't help laughing, Chen Mingzhi estimated that nine times out of ten he fell into the pit, but he didn't know what kind of difficulties would be waiting for him in the pit this time.
They didn't guess wrong, Chen Mingzhi did fall into the pit, and in the pit, there was also a fairy in the mortal world who was newly married in a red wedding dress.
"My bridegroom, you've finally fallen, it's amazing." The elf's lovely crescent fairy quickly pulled Chen Mingzhi up, and put a whole set of bright red groom clothes on him.
Chen Mingzhi was frightened by this sudden posture, looked at the stunning girl in front of him blankly, and waited until she put on half of her clothes before she reacted and quickly took them off again.
"What are you doing, do you understand whether men and women give or receive kisses, who are you the bridegroom and official, if you are sick." Chen Mingzhi took off his clothes three times and divided five by two, and hurriedly wanted to use the spell and go outside the pit.
The crescent moon fairy grinned, and his fingers circled in the direction of Chen Mingzhi, he couldn't use any spells, and he fell from the edge of the pit again, and it happened to fall into the arms of the crescent moon fairy.
"My father told me my fortune, let me stay in the pit all year round, whoever falls from the sky, who is my groom, I have been waiting for almost a year, today is the last day, only you fall, not who are you? I don't care, anyway, you are my person, you come with me, let's go back to Penglai Immortal Island, and immediately visit the church and get married! ”
The crescent moon fairy waved her hand, and two red ribbons tied Chen Mingzhi like a zongzi, she grinned, and directly carried Chen Mingzhi on her shoulders, a cloud of mist was released from the soles of her feet, and her body was like the wind, and she ran up along the secret passage, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Chen Mingzhi is a big man, but he is carried by a little woman on his shoulder, how can he feel so depressed?
He struggled desperately, although the immortal method could not be used, but his mouth could speak, so he couldn't care much, and scolded: "Where did you come from, wild girl, do you know who I am?" Hurry up and let me down, or I'll be rude to you, be careful that I set fire to you? ”
The soles of the crescent moon fairy's feet were like the wind, and in the blink of an eye, they had already drilled out of the secret passage, and they had also gotten rid of the scope of Thunder God Mountain.
The scenery that Chen Mingzhi saw changed from the majestic Leishen Mountain to a magnificent island, with the sea breeze blowing in his face, and a building hidden in the clouds in front of him was gorgeous and abnormal, appearing and disappearing from time to time.
The crescent fairy clapped her hands, and immediately on the surface of the terrifying sea, a small boat appeared, and there was no one on the boat at all, but it sailed towards the shore like an arrow.
She easily threw Chen Mingzhi into it like a sack, and then jumped on it herself, and Xianzhou left the shore like an arrow by herself, flying towards the looming gorgeous building.
"I don't know who you are, but it doesn't matter, if you fall into my pit, you will naturally be my person in the future, what is your name, I will give you a new name, give it a name I like."
"Why are you so domineering, let me tell you, I won't marry you, let me go!" Chen Mingzhi struggled desperately, but the more he struggled, the tighter the red belt was tied, and it was about to strangle him to death.
The crescent moon fairy tilted her head, her big eyes on her beautiful face rolled around, and she clapped her hands playfully: "I didn't let you marry me?" ”
"And what do you mean by that?" Chen Mingzhi was stunned at first, and Ji'er smacked himself with his mouth.
"Of course you're in trouble. You're stupid, hee-hee, but I like it, who let you fall into my pit. ”
The fairy boat docked, many immortal slaves came and went, Chen Mingzhi tried to call for help, but found that those immortal maids turned a blind eye to the behavior of the crescent fairy.
"Hurry up and arrange the wedding hall, your master and I will get married soon." As soon as the crescent fairy gave the order, those fairy maids immediately looked happy, ran to tell each other, and hurriedly arranged it again.
The fairy maids wear flowers and willows, come and go, and are so busy, but in half an hour, the entire Penglai Hall has been arranged with joy.
There is only one thing that is not harmonious, that is, the groom official was tied up with five flowers, because the crescent fairy thought that Chen Mingzhi had too much nonsense, so he simply ordered his dumb hole.
Chen Mingzhi could only stare angrily, his eyes were about to bulge!
The crescent moon fairy sat next to her and counted with her fingers: "It is said that when you get married, you need to officiate and witness, and there must be a person who watches the ceremony." Viewers, I have fairy maids on Penglai Island, but what should I do if the officiant and the witness? ”
The crescent moon fairy was embarrassed, her reputation in the three-life immortal world was too bad, and there were countless people who offended, and the first reaction of every immortal when she saw her was to flee.
Even the Emperor of Heaven avoided her, for fear that she would come to make trouble again.
It's really a bit difficult to find two people to officiate at the wedding?
At this moment, the fairy maid outside hurriedly came to report, saying that the newly promoted Lei Yin Divine Venerable and Yueman Divine Venerable were here.
"Lei Yin, that guy, he's back. Yes, yes, I really want to sleep, so I have a pillow handed over. Don't hurry up and please! ”
Shangguan Lei took Chen Yuezhi's hand and walked into this jubilant hall, and sure enough, he saw Chen Mingzhi sitting on a chair tied firmly, his eyes were as wide as copper bells at the moment, and his face was full of anger.
But he was wearing the clothes of the groom's officer, I don't know who was so narrow, and he painted makeup for him, and there were blushes on both sides of his face, which looked really funny and weird.
Chen Yuezhi couldn't help but burst out laughing. (To be continued.) )