314 Another Spring Festival Gala sketch

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Zhou Tong reciprocated infinite sympathy for Cai Junjie, Chi Yu on the side was red-eyed, and when he looked at Cai Junjie, there was a soft light in his eyes, Tian Dayong didn't show much of a big performance, and asked Xu Yi angrily, "Brother Yi, what do you think this should do?" ”

"What to do? Cold salad. Xu Yi straightened his waist, "We agreed to this cooperation!" ”

"Really?" Cai Junjie was overjoyed.

"I can promise you cooperation, but you have to promise me one condition."

"What conditions? If I can do it, just ask. ”

"Everything has to be up to me," Xu Yi said solemnly, "Of course, you can have your own opinions on the work, but the final decision must be half in my hands, unless more than half of the votes are passed." ”

"No problem, of course."

Before meeting Xu Yi, Cai Junjie had already thrown himself into the ground for the five bodies that Xu Yi admired, and now he listened to Xu Yi's willingness to cooperate with him, where to care about what conditions, and agreed to it.

sent Cai Junjie away, and the recording of the preliminary round at the front desk also came to an end.

Seeing the contestants returning backstage one after another, Xu Yi and several people waited for more than half an hour to rest, but they didn't see the director coming.

In fact, there is no need to come, from the moment he stunned Dai Zhiqing, there was already a result.

Now that there is a result, Xu Yi is too lazy to spend his thoughts, and the director doesn't want to see them, isn't there still Cai Junjie?

According to the system of the competition, each contestant can invite guests to cooperate with him after entering the semi-finals, and now that he has been eliminated, isn't it the same as starring as a special guest of Cai Junjie?

The rematch is in three days' time.

In the past three days, they have been asked for leave, and the school has already prepared a hotel in order to create better conditions for them.

"Brother Yi, do you really agree with Cai Junjie's joining?" Back at the hotel, Tian Dayong asked angrily.

"Of course, if Cai Junjie is not allowed to join, how can we continue to compete, not to mention anything else, that Dai Zhi will wear small shoes for us when he is sober."

"But I just can't get used to that kid, I've also watched his previous episodes, what kind of stuff is that performing, even Chi Yu is better than him."

Chi Yu is the first time to join the team, whether it is in terms of stage performance or script performance, he is a newcomer to Chiguoguo.

Xu Yi smiled, "Actually, this guy is not so bad, it's just that the book is not well chosen, plus Cai Junjie is abroad all the year round, and he is used to the way of performing abroad, as he said, he is not adaptable." ”

"So what do we do?" Zhou Tong continued, "I also watched Cai Junjie's previous episodes, and I feel that this kid is talented in acting, but this kid's plasticity is too poor, and he acts like a clown." ”

"I agree with what the deputy department says," Tian Dayong said a little worriedly, "Brother Yi, you can think about it, our drama is wide, we can't let this kid be ruined." ”

"How could Cai Junjie ruin us?" Chi Yu asked nervously.

Chi Yu is a pure newcomer, and he didn't know that as early as participating in the competition, Tian Dayong had an opinion on Cai Junjie, and now it is completely discriminatory to say so.

Ruined people?

I haven't seen a single team that would ruin the whole team by joining one person.

Tian Dayong choked up, "What are you talking about, this is a professional problem, you ...... How do you understand. ”

Xu Yi's face was full of confidence, "It's okay, he is an emperor who descends to earth, and he is buried in his brother's hands, and he doesn't even know his mother." ”

"Brother Yi, do you have a point?" Zhou Tong asked.

"That's a must!" Xu Yi smiled mysteriously, "Since this kid has been sent to the door, let's not let him pretend to be ugly, and I'm sorry for him!" ”

Nothing was said all night.

The next day.

Cai Junjie came to the door early.

Although Cai Junjie has participated in many competitions before, this time it really made him the most nervous.

Thinking of the bet he made with his grandfather, he was even more restless, and he came to the door early before seven o'clock.

In the morning, the schedule was very tight, finalizing the draft, renting costumes, and in the afternoon, the rehearsal officially began.

Rehearsal room.

Cai Junjie looked at himself carefully in the mirror, green cotton jacket and blue cotton pants, and his originally tall figure was wrapped in this inferior cotton jacket and cotton pants.

"Meaning...... Brother Yi, are you sure this is a costume? After watching it for nearly half an hour, Cai Junjie didn't dare to ask surely.

"Or else?"

Xu Yi raised his eyebrows, and Zhou Tong and Tian Dayong, who were behind him, couldn't close their mouths with a smile.

Chi Yu came back to his senses from the graduate school entrance examination papers, raised his head and looked at it a few times, and comforted while pushing his glasses, "It's not bad, it fits your temperament." ”

Everyone: "......"

In the next two or three days, Cai Junjie was quite depressed, but he was depressed, and the rehearsal had to continue.

The time for the semi-finals and preliminary rounds is already tight, and no one is allowed to think wildly.

on the web.

The past two or three days have not been peaceful, and Xu Yi's absence has attracted many people's speculation.

"Damn, didn't you say that Xu Yi was invited to the preliminary round? Why did two hours pass, Xu Yi didn't even have a hair? ”

"Agreed, doesn't the program team have an explanation? Why is Xu Yi absent? Why, why, why? ”

"Do you think the performance fee is low?"

"Don't guess upstairs, when did Xu Yi care about the performance fee? At the beginning, the college student campus art festival won the championship to be rich, and there was no follow-up recommendation, this is the Spring Festival Gala, with a ranking, it can be on the Spring Festival Gala, how many stars are looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala, Xu Yi will refuse? ”

"The analysis makes sense, but this time Xu Yi is really absent, how to explain this."

"Xu Yi has participated, maybe it was subtracted in the later stage, after all, it is a preliminary round, and it can be edited in the later stage."

"That's it, I proved that Xu Yi came up and scolded the invited jury, but unfortunately there was no video, otherwise let everyone see Xu Yi's demeanor."

"I went to the imperial capital for Xu Yi and got a ticket for the preliminary round, alas, now Xu Yi's video has been cut, and nine times out of ten he was kicked out of the Spring Festival Gala."

Like Xu Yi's speculation, this time the program team reduced all of Xu Yi's works in order to reduce the impact.

This confused many Xu Yi fans, but soon, some people who went to the scene to see it came out to prove it, and at the same time put Xu Yi's works on the Internet.

Even, the video of Xu Yi scolding the invited jury was also uploaded to the Internet, and within a few hours, the work "Not Bad Money" was forwarded everywhere by netizens.

After watching the video, netizens exploded.

"Damn, this is minus, right? For Mao, such a good-looking sketch. ”

"Good-looking? I don't like it, I still like works like whether to help or not, but this work is still very good-looking. ”

"Holy, what's going on? obviously participated in it but was cut, could it be said that this is a shady show? ”

"No, it's really a shady show?"

"It's too cheating, right?,The last time I advertised, I said that I had a promise.,Now it's been cut off again.,If you have the ability, don't invite it.,What's the matter if you invite it? Is this an insult? ”

"What I said upstairs is right, I also think that what the program team did this time is too bad."

Compared with the sketch, Xu Yi's video easter egg scolding Dai Zhiqing at the end is even more talked-about.

"It's really not me who said, I think Xu Yi is too hot-tempered, and he doesn't do things through his brain at all, what's wrong with what people say a few vulgar words? Why don't you just say thank you? I still insist on scolding back, now what? The work was cut out, this is the rhythm to be kicked, alas, it's a pity, what a good seedling. ”

"What do you mean by saying a few vulgar words? Didn't you see that the guest jury had already attacked Xu Yi with the comments? said that he didn't come out of the countryside and didn't scribble the theme of serfdom, and said that he hadn't seen the world of rural people or something. ”

"I heard it too, and those words are really hard to hear, but I don't think if it weren't for the judge at the beginning, maybe the people behind wouldn't have said that."

It is true that there are very few shots that the audience can give Dai Zhiqing in the video, but there are still sharp-eyed people who recognize Dai Zhiqing.

"Hey, I'll go, isn't this the person who scolded Xu Yi on the live broadcast of the graduate school entrance examination last time?"

"I recognize it too, isn't this the professor?"

"Professor? Xu Yi was named by the professor? Why? Did this kid offend anyone? ”

"Who knows, but I remember that last time Professor Dai didn't criticize Xu Yi's novel last time? Could it be that this is a grudge against Xu Yi? ”

"I think so."

Some people are speculating, some people are popularizing science, and for a while, Xu Yi was deleted by the program team, and the grievances and grievances between Dai Zhiqing and Xu Yi were also widely circulated on the Internet.

It's lively on the Internet, but it's tense in reality.

Two or three days passed like this, and in the blink of an eye, it was time for the recording of the rematch.

The semi-finals, like the preliminary rounds, are recorded first and then broadcast, and there will be no live broadcast until the finals.

Several groups of programs went up, and soon it was Xu Yi's turn.

The theme chosen by Xu Yi this time is still Uncle Benshan's show, called "Donating Money".

"Donate Money" is Uncle Benshan's Spring Festival Gala in 11 years, and it also belongs to the rural theme, there are jokes during the period, and there are also places worth thinking about, after all, it is the program of the Spring Festival Gala, in terms of plot, Xu Yi also follows the original work to the greatest extent.

In a few minutes of the program, the audience's applause was higher than a while, the camera swept over, and the faces of the entire invited jury turned green, and the audience was secretly cool.

This Xu Yi is really funny, last time he was cut out by the program team because he was open-mouthed, and now he returns as a special guest, even if he slaps his face with his work.

Can you say that "Donate Money" is not entertaining and educational? Can you say that people eat garlic to act? Can you say that people are not elegant?

Oh, it's not elegant, but it's noble! What can you say? What can you Dai Zhiqing say?

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The second scene.

A pair of eyes are staring intently at the performance on stage.

"Cai Lao." The director sat next to Cai Baohua, "You really taught an excellent comedian, you look at Junjie's performance on stage, it is very your style back then." ”

"Hmph, with his two strokes, at best, it can only be regarded as a fist embroidered leg, you don't look at my face to give him special treatment, let him be as an ordinary player, no, more strict than the average player."

Cai Baohua snorted coldly, without the slightest sense of being proud of Cai Junjie's performance.

Cai Qilin, who was standing behind Cai Baohua, came up to play a round, "Although the theme of Xiaojie's sketch is small, it has also made a little progress in the rhythm and grasp of the plot. ”

"Progress? If he is also considered to be an improvement, then the entire comedy industry can be said to be full of talent. Cai Baohua still kept a straight face.

"Of course, there is a certain gap with Cai Laobi, but compared with Xiaojie's last performance, Xiaojie's performance this time has improved a lot."

The director also played a round game.

Cai Baohua's face softened, and he pointed to the young man in the camera, "Who is this person in a black tunic suit?" ”

"This person's name is Xu Yi."

"Promise?" Cai Baohua muttered these two words thoughtfully.

"Cai Lao, do you know this player?"

Cai Baohua shook his head, "I don't know, but if I'm not mistaken, this time the script should have been written by this child." ”

"Dad, how can you say that, our Xiaojie is also very good, and you forgot, in the years when Xiaojie was abroad, he would send a manuscript home almost every week, maybe this is also Xiaojie's work." Cai Qilin couldn't help but defend his son, but at the same time, he secretly complained that his father was too strict with his son.

Cai Baohua waved his hand, "You don't have to give this kid a round in front of me, how talented this kid is, I know that if he can write such a script, my surname will be reversed." ”

"Cai Lao, in fact, Xiaojie is also working hard, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, with such strong genes as you, it is certain that Xiaojie can do something in the comedy industry." The director eases the atmosphere.

"Just him?" Cai Baohua looked back at his son, sneered and stopped talking.

on stage.

The whole sketch comes to an end.

After thanking the scenes, Cai Junjie and Xu Yi walked on stage at the same time to accept the judges' comments.

With the experience of the last time, this time Li Fujian directly skipped the invited jury and let the judges comment.

In Cai Junjie's face, several judges also gave the green light after simply saying a few words.

This scene made Cai Baohua, who was in the monitoring room, snort coldly again, but Cai Qilin, who was standing behind Cai Baohua, couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat for his son.

Since he was a child, his father has loved his son very much, but for some reason, since his son said that he wanted to enter the comedy world, his father's whole personality has changed greatly, not only is he demanding of Cai Junjie, but he is angry when he sees Cai Junjie relying on his own fame.

Alas.

What's there?

Aren't there many people in the entertainment industry who rely on their parents now? He relied on his father's fame to work hard in the comedy industry at the beginning, and later didn't he also engage in business?

Although he couldn't figure it out, in front of his father, Cai Qilin pretended to be ignorant of his father's performance.

Seeing that his son on the stage got the green light, the father seemed to have lost interest in watching, and stood up and walked to the door on crutches.

Cai Qilin hurriedly went to help, but was pushed away by his father, and said to the director behind him without looking back, "Director Zhao, please bring a message to that bastard boy, the next final is me, don't want to fool around." ”

After saying that, he walked away without looking back.

The whole process lasted no more than three seconds, looking at the back of Cai Baohua leaving, the director behind him couldn't help but shake his head.

has such a grandfather, he really sweats for Cai Junjie.

(To be continued.) )