Chapter 1 Being crossed

Chen Lan was awakened by a terrible scream, but before he could open his eyes, another chaotic sound came.

"Madam, work harder! The little master is coming out soon, don't be discouraged, hurry, quickly get another piece of ginseng for your wife. ”

"Raw! Raw! ”

"It's finally born!"

Chen Lan frowned at the noise, and suddenly felt like a sticky and greasy feeling on her body, but she didn't wait for her to figure out what was going on? The body was suddenly turned over, and then I felt that I had been slapped several times on the buttocks, this was really bearable, which was unbearable, she was angry, the consequences were very strict, when a person was extremely resentful, the aura was very powerful, so with the support of this powerful aura, she opened her eyes, stared fiercely at the person who dared to be rough with her, and her hands were clenched into fists, in case the situation was bad, she could fight back at any time. It's just that the face in front of you, why is this weird dress so unfamiliar? More importantly, why is this face so big? Could it be that you fell into the kingdom of giants? Chen Lan was hit gorgeously, and fell asleep gorgeously.

The sunlight illuminated the room through the curtains, and the white wool carpet scattered the brilliance of the ground, warm! Chen Lan slowly regained consciousness, in the process she has been in a blur, unable to see clearly, unable to hear clearly, once thought that she was in the hospital, but later could only see a little distance of color patches, heard a vague sound, and thought that she was finished. For the materialist Chen Lan, she reluctantly recited all the gods and Buddhas she knew, and said in her heart that as long as they could make their father and daughter healthy and safe, they were really willing to pay any price.

Just when Chen Lan was planning the future over and over again in his mind, who knows! Who knows! MyGod! O Amitabha! I saw that this was an antique room, with carved hollow partitions, purple hanging gauze, fire kang by the wall, kang table on the kang, heavy cotton curtain on the door, and thick rope hanging from the beams...... Why is it so similar to the layout of the delivery room in a Korean drama?! Is the oolong tail swinging?! Chen Lan immediately turned his head around, and found that he seemed to be lying in a big bathtub, the question was who would sleep in the bathtub? Or sleeping in the bathtub with a mattress covered with a quilt (I later learned that when she was carried out of the 'bathtub' to breastfeed, she saw a little clearly, it turned out that the place where she was lying was a wooden thing shaped like a boat, which was hung on the beam of the house by a rope, and it shook as soon as there was an external force, which should be a similar product of the cradle, but she had never heard or seen this thing before she crossed, and the cradle was not placed on the ground?) The kind she had seen in the supermarket, although the time was wrong, it shouldn't be so bad, right? What the hell. According to the conversation between the two women she heard, it was supposed to be called 'Yoche'? "Did little Gege sleep?" "Lying in the car, in the end, the child of a big family, steady, and not crying." She never knew she had such a strong hobby!! So what's going on right now?! I wanted to open my mouth to call someone, but I heard a few babbling sounds...... Did you cross over? What an embarrassing word!

Chen Lan was also shocked to find out that he was going to be breastfed! Breastfeeding! No matter what kind of word is added in front of the word "be", it has an embarrassing and weird meaning. No, the little baby can't even speak, and the ......mmm and shhhh I'm speechless! Chen Lan grinded the corners of the quilt with the only baby tooth of a small head that had just grown, the gums were grinded painfully, snot and tears came down together, and the quilt was wet with saliva......

"Yo, our little Gege is awake. Hungry, right? Baby! Hehe, grandma, take Gege to ...... How? Don't want to leave Eniang? Good! Good! Then let E-Niang watch you eat. "The voice of the cheap lady is so gentle! Mama's chest is also fragrant with milk, refreshing and refreshing, but Chen Lan is not ready to open his mouth!! (Nonsense, what a horror it would be for a twenty-something adult to suddenly have to adjust to being fed and being breastfed!) Besides, who doesn't know that a mother's colostrum contains a variety of nutrients and has immune function! That's a great thing to help babies build their immunity! In this era of low medical care, it is good to increase the survival coefficient a little! "Oh, this kid is really awkward, hehe, okay, okay, let E-Niang feed you herself, okay?" The beautiful woman reluctantly took the swaddling clothes and reached out to undress, but was stopped by a grandmother beside her, and said in a low voice: "Madam, this is not in order!" (βŠ™oβŠ™) Wow wow...... Chen Lan suddenly protested, and his little hands grabbed the beautiful woman's clothes hard, ready to live or die and not let go, he must eat colostrum, and fight for his power. "Mama Shulu, you see Gege's hungry ......, I'm uncomfortable here, let me feed it myself, anyway, it's in confinement, and I can't ...... You see! You see! How delicious it is, baby! The beautiful woman's voice is gentle and peaceful, which makes people feel at ease, but there is a little bit of undoubtedness, as well as a touch of softness, so Mama Shulu didn't insist anymore, Chen Lan is happy now, no matter what embarrassment is not embarrassing, eating enough is the most important thing! After filling his stomach, Chen Lan's mind began to move again.

The truth is that she crossed over.

Crossing the word, she knows the meaning, one time chatting in the penguin group, one person suddenly came up with a sentence that did not match the preface, and then apologized: "Ah, I crossed, I'm sorry, it's going to be posted in another group." Then Chen Lan said one more sentence in the spirit of asking if he didn't understand. Before and after the synthesis, I was despised by everyone, and I popularized science for a full hour, and then ferryed my aunt, who didn't care much about the trend in this area, understood the word superficially.

This word seems to be relatively common on the Internet, and she gets used to it when she looks at it. Later, with the overwhelming publicity of the crossing TV series, a little 'crossing common sense' was invisibly added. Finally, a week after the penguin crossing incident, she learned that twelve out of ten of the most popular traversers in the little girl's circle called 'Qing Piercing' must have a relationship with 'Draft', 'Brother', 'House Fight', and 'Gong Dou', of course, the most heard are "My family's four four are really cool", "My family is eight or eight so dedicated" and the like. At the time, she scoffed, but she didn't expect that such a thing as crossing would really happen to her.

Chen Lan is annoyed to cross, and even more annoyed by the so-called 'Qing wear', she can't see any benefits in the Qing Dynasty at all, basically she is too lazy to see the history after the end of the Ming Dynasty, her understanding of this history is limited to the TV series "Yongzheng Dynasty" and the part of the middle school textbook to be examined, Yangzhou 10th, Jiading Santu She knows, she knows the shaving of the land, the Nanjing Treaty, the Beijing Treaty, for the exam to carry the back, the back is so sad that she is sad, watching the white flowers lose the silver, watching the large piece of land cut out, I was so distressed that I felt like I was giving away her things...... I really don't see anything good about that era. If you contact what kind of small feet, all kinds of archways, all kinds of zombie pieces (hey, Yan sΓΉ point!) )…… Then it is even more to turn around and leave.

Because of such a careful eye, she completely covered her ears and didn't want to listen to the Qing Dynasty, and after the college entrance examination, she was even more eager to throw the small half of the back of Chinese history into the corner to make dust, which was the best if it could rot. Therefore, Jiulong only knew that the number of Kangxi's children was counted, but she didn't know what these people were called. Hey, it's a dozen calculations, so many, and it's not our classmates, what are you doing with this? Of course, thanks to "Yongzheng Dynasty", knowing the names of Yongzheng, Eighth Elder Brother, Ninth Elder Brother, Tenth Elder Brother, Thirteenth Elder Brother and Fourteenth Elder Brother, their stories performed on the TV series glanced at a few times, and now I am not deeply impressed.

But now, she wears it......

The problem is that she is completely past the dream age of praying for crossing, and she is not in a state of desperation in real life and looking forward to crossing, and of course she is not in a state where she is bored enough to look for excitement in real life. Life is not smooth but it can go on, the work is not proud, but it is better than stability, she has never even thought about leaving the unit, let alone mentioning the crossing of the god horse leaving this world!

The baby is in the most simple and happy era in her life, God cares, don't let her think about things, the task at this stage is to eat, drink, and sleep, the brain is wonderful, if you use too much, you will be sleepy, Chen Lan thought about it and fell asleep involuntarily......