Chapter 27: Spod

Yuzhu said: "Wang Hailiang, then what do you say we should do?" Is it just so consumed? ”

Hailiang said: "I won't stay if you want to go, and I don't have a problem if you want to stay, anyway, I won't go to the kang with you......"

"You...... Get out of here! I don't want to see you in my life, get out of ......"

Yuzhu was in a hurry, the girl's self-esteem was hurt, picked up a pillow, and smashed it on Hailiang's head and face.

Wang Hailiang picked up his quilt and rushed out of the house without hesitation, and he didn't come back for more than ten days.

Ten days later, Sun Shangxiang learned that her daughter had been wronged, and Wang Hailiang's behavior of occupying the pit and not pooping aroused her anger.

Sun Shangxiang jumped up with his feet, rolled up his sleeves, and found Wang Hailiang's home with a vigorous attitude.

Coming to the outside of the wall of Hailiang's house, Sun Shangxiang shouted at the top of his voice: "Wang Hailiang, get out of your dog's house!" See if I don't break your legs! ”

Hai Liang was not there, Hai Liang Niang popped up from the other side of the wall, and smiled embarrassedly: "Mother-in-law, what's wrong with you?" ”

Outside the wall of the two parents' houses, Sun Shangxiang pointed at Hai Liangniang's nose and scolded: "The good son you gave birth to, standing in the pit and not, pit my daughter alive!" Wang Hailiang, let him get out! What about your man Wang Qingxiang, I want to seek justice from him......"

Hai Liang Niang consciously took the loss, knowing that Hai Liang had failed Yuzhu, she had no choice but to apologize: "Mother-in-law, don't be angry, you have something to say, who said that Hai Liang cheated Yuzhu?" The two of them are fine, don't listen to people chewing on their tongues. ”

Sun Shangxiang said angrily: "You fart! Half of the street heard Yuzhu's cry that night, and you still quibbled with me? The people of the entire Daliang Mountain know that Hailiang does not sleep with Yuzhu. It's a waste for my daughter to marry your son, and I'm going to bring Yuzhu home! ”

Sun Shangxiang turned over and jumped over the wall, as agile as a monkey, flew to the cave room of Yuzhu and Hailiang, took his daughter's hand and was about to leave.

Yuzhu was taking the soles of her shoes in the house, and Sun Shangxiang couldn't help but say and pulled up her daughter's sleeve.

Yuzhu was stretched to a staggering position and asked, "Mother, what's wrong with you?" ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "Yuzhu, let's go home, don't be afraid, Wang Hailiang doesn't want you, my mother will find you a good one." Without Zhang Butcher, we don't eat pigs with hair, three-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged men are all over the street! ”

In this way, Sun Shangxiang brought Yuzhu home, and the marriage between Wang Hailiang and Yuzhu ended in less than half a month.

Sun Shangxiang regretted it very much, he shouldn't have relented for a while and married his daughter to Wang Hailiang.

Wang Qingxiang ruined his whole life, and now his son has ruined his daughter's life. The old lady was really blinded by lard, believing that this father and son were bastards.

That night, Sun Shangxiang couldn't sleep, how to find a home for the girl?

She meditated hard in the quilt, turning over and over, and she didn't bother to do it.

In fact, the men and women of Daliang Mountain are very good, good mountains and good waters produce good women, Daliang Mountain is fertile and beautiful, and the girls born are all white and tender as snow, and the men who are born are also strong arms.

Yuzhu looks so good, there is no need to be cheap Wang Hailiang, you are too lazy to sleep, our jade beads are not rare, and the men in the world are not dead?

Sun Shangxiang thought about it, and pulled the men of the whole street from east to west, and from west to east. In the end, she targeted a person, and that person was still Zhang Ergou.

Last time, the marriage between Zhang Ergou and Erya was brokered by Sun Shangxiang, but unfortunately it didn't work out.

Because on the day of the blind date between Er Ya and Er Gou, Wang Hailiang's bastard ran away with Er Ya and eloped to Daliang Mountain.

Zhang Damao chased after him with a group of people and inadvertently knocked Erya off the cliff. Zhang Ergou's marriage was so delayed.

Zhang Ergou is not an ordinary person, their family is a nouveau riche in Daliangshan, and the family is very rich.

Most of the people in the mountains are greedy for vanity, although Zhang Ergou looks even more ugly than Zhu Bajie and his second aunt, and there are many people who match him.

Sun Shangxiang felt that Yuzhu should marry Zhang Ergou, otherwise she would be snatched away by others.

After paying attention, she got up the next morning, washed her face, combed her hair, dressed up brightly, and ran into Zhang Ergou's house.

She wanted to personally match her daughter, let Ergou marry Yuzhu, and angry Wang Qingxiang and Wang Hailiang, the father and son bastards.

Sun Shangxiang was originally a matchmaker, a clever starling, who can say that the dead are alive, the male can be said to be the mother, the bent can be said to be straight, and the thin can be said to be thick, and the short can be said to be the ...... of growth.

came to the outside of the wall of Zhang Ergou's house, and Sun Shangxiang found Aunt Da Shuan washing clothes in the yard. So she shouted through the wall: "Aunt Da Xuan, come here, I have something to tell you." ”

Sun Shangxiang had a loud voice, and when he shouted, the windows in the house were shaken.

When Aunt Da Shuo heard Sun Shangxiang calling her, she quickly wiped her hands, leaned over and asked, "Sun Shangxiang, what are you shouting?" If you want to hang your throat, why don't you go and sell tofu? ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "Come here, I'll tell you something." ”

"What's the matter?"

Sun Shangxiang said: "Aunt Da Xuan, does your son want a wife?" I'll tell him a daughter-in-law. ”

Aunt Da Shu asked, "Whose girl is it?" ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "My girl, Yuzhu, ask if you want your second dog?" If you want, I'll bring it to him in a few days. ”

Aunt Da Shuan said: "Sun Shangxiang, are you nervous? Didn't Yuzhu marry Wang Hailiang? How many daughters do you have? ”

Sun Shangxiang sighed and said: "Wang Hailiang, that bastard, he doesn't know how to be blessed in the blessing, he doesn't shit when he stands in the pit, and he puts such a beautiful big girl by his side, but he doesn't even get close to her body, do you think there is something wrong with him?"

So I brought the girl back, don't worry, until now, my family Yuzhu is still a clean girl, original. ”

Aunt Da Xuan understood that Sun Shangxiang was planning to let her daughter remarry.

Miss Yuzhu is not an ordinary person, she is the number one village flower in Daliang Mountain. Not only is he good-looking, but he is also hardworking and kind.

That's Sun Shangxiang's family is poor, if you rush to a rich family, as long as a little cosmetics dress up, Yuzhu can fascinate all men in the world.

What is the closed moon, the shy flowers, the fish and the geese, what Zhao Feiyan and Yang Yuhuan, all have to stand aside.

These days, Wang Hailiang does not go to the kang with Yuzhu, and it is rumored in Daliang Mountain, everyone knows that Wang Hailiang is still worried about Erya and does not touch Yuzhu at all.

was stirred up by Sun Shangxiang, Aunt Da Zhuan really had that thought, her son and Ergou are not a thing, they don't do their jobs, they tease cats and dogs all day long, and they travel around, it's time to find a woman to take care of him.

Aunt Da Xuan said: "Sun Shangxiang, you won't lie to me, right?" Are you really planning to let Yuzhu remarry? ”

Sun Shangxiang swore to the sky: "If I lie to you, let me go out and step on the banana peel, fall down and sit on the nail, I will sincerely let Yuzhu remarry." ”

Aunt Da Xuan said: "Your Yuzhu is a second marriage, although she has not been broken by Wang Hailiang, but living with a man for a day is also a second marriage." ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "I know, don't worry, I don't want a bride price, as long as your second dog is good to my Yuzhu, my mother will be at ease." ”

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, Sun Shangxiang just wants her daughter to be happy, and she doesn't care about the bride price.

Aunt Da Shu said, "Okay! Deal! Her slap was slapped with Sun Shangxiang's slap.

A business is settled.

Sun Shangxiang was so happy that he returned home. After entering the door, she saw her daughter Yuzhu cooking in the kitchen.

Sun Shangxiang leaned over and said, "Nier, you forgot about Wang Hailiang's bastard, my mother found you a good family again." ”

Yuzhu was taken aback and asked, "Who's home?" ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "Zhang Ergou in the west of the village,"

When Yuzhu heard that the anger rose to the top of her head, she said angrily: "Mother! You are crazy? I'm good with Brother Hailiang, why do you let me remarry? I don't get married! ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "What a fart! I don't know you yet? I know that I swallowed my anger, and I didn't dare to say it when I was wronged and went home, you were protecting Wang Hailiang's bastard! ”

"Mother! I am Brother Hailiang's daughter-in-law, I have to follow him for the rest of my life, one daughter can't serve the second husband, how can you push me into the fire pit? ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "How is it a fire pit? Zhang Ergou's family is rich, you can eat fragrant and drink spicy food, I know that Ergou's father bought a house in the city, and their family will go to the city sooner or later, and you will also become a city person. They have factories and industries, and sooner or later these are all yours? ”

Yuzhu became even more angry when she heard this, grabbed a bowl and smashed it on the ground, smashing the bowl to pieces: "It's not rare!" My foolish mother! How can there be two people who don't talk to each other? I'm joking with Hailiang, who said he wouldn't touch me? Do you want me to spread the story of the two of them everywhere? You don't want to be ashamed, you still have to be embarrassed.

You die of this heart, this life is death, I will not marry Zhang Ergou, he is not a human at all! ”

Sun Shangxiang knew that Yuzhu would not agree, her face drooped suddenly, and she said coldly: "You can't help this matter, you have to marry, you have to marry, you have to marry if you don't marry, I have negotiated the dowry." I'm in charge of this. ”

Yuzhu blushed angrily and said angrily: "Anyway, I won't marry!" I won't marry if I die, whoever agrees will marry, don't force me. I'm in a hurry, I can do anything. ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "I'll force you, what can you do to me?" ”

Yuzhu said angrily: "Then I will die for you, except for Brother Hailiang in this life, I don't want anyone." ”

When Sun Shangxiang heard this, he sat on the ground, touched his legs and cried, with a handful of snot and tears: "You want to be angry with me?" I ...... Oh my God! I ...... That place, ahhhh It's not filial to give birth to a girl--ha! I can't live my life, Zhang Xilai, you can take me away-ahahaha.................. ”

Sun Shangxiang's voice is very good, and when she cries, she cries with yin and yang, just like singing, which attracts a group of children on the street to laugh.

Seeing her mother sitting on the ground and sprinkling, Yuzhu was speechless for a while, she was a filial girl, so she was afraid that her mother would be angry. The girl hurriedly squatted down to support her, and said, "Mother, get up, you neighbors like you want to laugh at her." ”

Sun Shangxiang wrung a handful of snot and said: "Jokes are jokes, I'm not ashamed, as long as my daughter is doing well, I'm happy to take my life." Let me ask one last question, to marry or not to marry? ”

Yuzhu gritted her teeth and said, "Don't marry!" ”

Sun Shangxiang stopped crying, wiped her tears and stood up: "If you don't marry, right, okay, I'll find your father, what about the rope, I'm going to hang myself!" ”