Section 4 And use madness to deceive the divine doctor
Fengyue is left in the Fengyue Building, which is not false at all. In this huge Luoyang City, there is no place where there are more literati and scholars who come and go than here.
Although it is not a place in the real sense of the word, it can be more satisfying as long as you want it here.
No one knows who the owner of this building is, but who would not have guessed that the person who could run such a strange place must also be extraordinary?
And Fengyuelou has never taken the initiative to participate in the affairs of the rivers and lakes, and even compared to Tianjilou, it is more like a market restaurant, a place where fish and dragons are mixed.
No matter who you are here, as long as you have money, you can be entertained, whether you are from a famous aristocratic family or a notorious Jiangyang thief.
The only requirement for guests here is not to cause trouble.
And this request was actually well implemented by everyone, which made people admire the means of this master of Fengyue Tower.
No one would recognize this young man, no one knew where he came from, and the only thing that attracted everyone's attention was the woman in white beside him who had been feeding him.
The girl was about sixteen or seventeen years old, and she had a quiet and lovely goose egg face, a pair of talking eyes, and two small dimples when she smiled.
Although she is petite, she looks delicate and cute.
Although the young man was also handsome and dressed in a rich blue coat of brocade, his eyes were as confused and overwhelmed as frost, which made him feel that he was sick.
The girl who took care of him in every way may have been sent by his family to take care of him, but this maid was really likable, and her freshness and refinement were difficult to find even in that lady.
"Young master, it's not hot anymore, come, you can eat."
The girl took a bowl of bird's nest, scooped out a spoonful, gently blew away the hot air on her lips, and gently checked whether her mouth was still hot, and then said to the boy.
The boy seemed to have gotten used to this qiē, and when the spoonful of bird's nest arrived, he had opened his lips.
This made many people in the building envious, envious that this seemingly stupid teenager could have such a glamorous treatment.
But on the other hand, they are even more juvenile and sad, because this is only a normal person who will find it a kind of enjoyment, and he probably won't feel it.
"Oh, this girl, I just saw the two of you in the distance, and found that this boy is really unlucky, and he is actually stupid. Fortunately, you have met me today, and I am a famous miracle doctor. ”
A middle-aged Taoist priest with a sour body, an oily face, and a rod in his left hand that said 'Divine Doctor is in the World, Medicine to Cure the Disease', and a broken wooden box on his shoulder, spoke to the girl uninvited, with reverent eyes.
This makes some people with experience in the rivers and lakes know at a glance that this person is definitely a charlatan, and it is estimated that he has already seen the fat of the master and servant.
The girl glanced at the ragged Taoist priest, smiled kindly and said to the Taoist priest: "Daoist, my young master is in good health, he is not sick at all, thank you Daoist for worrying about my young master." ”
"Oh? Not sick? Girl, are you misunderstanding, I don't mean the body when I say illness, I mean the brain of your young master. ”
As soon as the Taoist priest saw that the girl was so kind to him, he immediately knew that his food money had been paid for the past few days, or even months.
Taoist priest Qiran, whose original name was Li Fengyuan, was a well-known liar in Luoyang City, and he often went to major restaurants to squat and deceive those ignorant passers-by.
Today, he came to Fengyue Tower early, maybe God blessed him with luck, and let him meet these two fat sheep.
"Sick in the brain? It's impossible, my young master is just relatively simple, and my young master is very good. ”
When the girl heard Li Fengyuan's words, she couldn't help but say a little angrily.
When others heard the girl's words, they said, "Hey, it seems that this girl's IQ is also limited!"
"Girl, you see that you still don't know how to eat by yourself when you are a young man! I'm saying something nasty, I think he needs someone to help him even go to the latrine! Isn't that a brain disease? ”
Li Fengyuan felt that his great light was coming soon, the girl was much more stupid than she imagined, and the young master was just a fool.
"Oh, is this a miracle doctor? I have heard of the big name for a long time, but I have never seen it, but now I finally see it, or the Taoist chief will also treat me? ”
Just as Li Fengyuan was about to close the net, a person who looked crazy and was even more shabby than Li Fengyuan suddenly came.
But from this person's mouth, there is no malice towards himself.
And this man not only did not debunk himself, but also spoke for himself, why is this?
You have to beware of this person, Li Fengyuan said in his heart.
Although the people in the rivers and lakes have always been indifferent to others, there are not a few chivalrous warriors who really see injustice and draw swords to help, but occasionally there are one or two people who are greedy for small and cheap people, could it be that this person wants to grab a job with himself?
"Oh, what's wrong with you?"
Li Fengyuan saw that since this person had already made a move to say that he was a miracle doctor of the world, if he shirked it now, wouldn't it ruin his hunt this time, and by the way, he could also try what this person wanted?
At this moment, many people in Fengyue Building are also attracted, although they won't help anyone, but what's the harm in taking a look at the excitement?
It's also good to have fun after a meal.
"Divine doctor, I won't tell you, I have a strange disease, that is, I must tell a hundred lies every day, otherwise my mind will be restless?"
The crazy man put on a very distressed look and said to Li Fengyuan, which made Li Fengyuan really angry, it seems that the other party is really finding fault.
"Is panic also a disease? That's terrible! ”
The girl who was sitting next to her couldn't help but be shocked when she heard the crazy man's words, and then happily said to her young master: "Young master, fortunately you don't have this disease, and neither do I!"
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As soon as these words came out, everyone around them immediately fell, and they all secretly admired where this girl came from!
If her young master said this, it would be forgivable, but it was her, could she be stupid and infected?
Thinking of this, many people are unconsciously far away from girls and teenagers.
"Yes, little girl, you really don't know how harmful this 'lying' disease is!
Because of this problem, my wife has been separated and my family has been ruined, oops......"
The crazy man said that he hugged his head and cried here, so that everyone felt a little trance, could this man be true?
Only Li Fengyuan gritted his teeth secretly, he already knew in his heart that there was a **, and this person was probably an out-and-out liar like him.