Chapter 0012, Protoss Foodie
Li Xiaoxie's head buzzed, and he pointed at Xiao Qi and asked in disbelief, "What?" Are you the legendary Protoss? ”
Xiao Qi proudly showed his cute little tiger teeth to Li Xiaoxie, and replied, "Yes, I'm scared now, right?" ”
Looking at the triumphant and invincible Xiao Qi, the evil fire in Li Xiaoxie's heart went straight up, and grandma's god clan was amazing! I really want to hang this hateful little woman, and then reward her with a meal of bamboo shoots and roasted pork. However, Li Xiaoxie quickly came to his senses, if this little bastard is really a god, then Li Xiaoxie really can't do anything to her!
The rules of the grocery store can clearly state that you must treat the Protoss with respect, and you don't ask you to treat her like a grandmother, but at least you have to be served with good wine and good food with a smile on your face.
But Li Xiaoxie is a big man, so he can't just admit it! That's too shameless.
"Afraid of a ball! Master, I'm not afraid of heaven and earth, I'm afraid of you, a woman who doesn't know the height of the sky, it's really funny! Li Xiaoxie patted his chest and said.
Xiao Qiwan smiled, and his small hand, like a lotus root, lightly pointed at Li Xiaoxie and asked, "So, are you not welcome me?" ”
Li Xiaoxie replied without thinking about it: "Then it goes without saying, it is extremely unwelcome." ”
Xiao Qi then asked, "So, you also hate me?" ”
"I hate it!"
"Are you going to kick me out?"
Li Xiaoxie then said: "If you know, don't you hurry up, do you want me to kick you out!" ”
As soon as he said this, Li Xiaoxie immediately regretted it.
Xiao Qi, who was still smiling, suddenly pulled down his little face, and his jewel-like eyes stared at Li Xiaoxie viciously and shouted: "Bold, you shopkeeper doesn't know anything, I, as the seventh princess of the Protoss, is willing to appreciate your face and come to you here is your honor, if you don't entertain well, forget it, you dare to violate the rules of the grocery store and want to kick me out?" ”
Look at what this bastard said, you came here to eat and drink for nothing, is it still Lao Tzu's honor? It should be that I have poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, right, Li Xiaoxie kept blackening in his heart.
But he didn't dare to say this on his mouth, Li Xiaoxie waved his hand and smiled awkwardly: "Nothing, nothing, I was joking with you just now, don't take it seriously!" A noble and beautiful princess of the Protoss like you, it's too late for me to welcome you, how could I drive you away! ”
Xiao Qiqiao's face turned sideways, obviously not convinced, and asked, "Is it?" ”
"Of course it is, you can put a hundred hearts, you can eat and drink whatever you want here, as long as I can do it, I will definitely satisfy you!"
Xiao Qi turned angry and smiled: "This is about the same!" I'm thirsty, do I have anything to drink? ”
Li Xiaoye hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes, come to a bottle of fruit orange to quench your thirst." ”
Saying that, Li Xiaoxie took a bottle of fruit orange and unscrewed the cap and handed it to Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi took the juice with a curious face, sniffed it with his nose first, and suddenly exclaimed: "It's so fragrant, it's all the smell of oranges." Then he took a small sip gently, and his eyes suddenly lit up and said, "It's so sweet, it's delicious!" ”
Then there was nothing to do with Li Xiaoxie, Xiao Qi was holding the fruit orange and drinking happily, Li Xiaoxie saw that he had successfully diverted Xiao Qi's attention, and this little eighth woman no longer made a fuss about Li Xiaoxie wanting to drive her away, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
As soon as Li Xiaoxie turned around, he walked out of the grocery store, he wanted to come out to breathe, and sort out his thoughts by the way.
Obviously, Xiao Qi's sideways appearance has brought a lot of trouble to Li Xiaoxie, this little eighth woman is not only barbaric and willful, but also eccentric, just now Li Xiaoxie was surrounded by her as soon as she was not careful, and Li Xiaoxie deserved it quickly, otherwise she would be miserable.
If this little bastard makes a fuss about this matter and makes a big fuss, the last unlucky person will definitely be Li Xiaoxi.
After all, it is written in the code of the grocery store, so Li Xiaoxie can't be disrespectful to the Protoss, otherwise the consequences will be very sour.
However, Li Xiaoxie couldn't swallow this breath, he didn't want to be ridden on his head for no reason.
"Why don't you get some anesthetic to stun this little bastard, and then throw it on the territory of the alien race, and let her fend for herself?" Li Xiaoxie suddenly came up with a very evil idea, but he was quickly denied by himself: "No, no, this little eighth woman is not a good stubble at first glance, and it is also the identity of the god race, those foreign races will definitely not dare to do anything to her, don't let this little eighth woman turn the foreign world upside down, then the gain outweighs the loss!" ”
"Hey, it's annoying!" Li Xiaoxie thought about it back and forth, but there was no way to solve the current problem.
When Li Xiaoxie was depressed, the zombie brother jumped to Li Xiaoxie's side and gently patted Li Xiaoxie's shoulder with his hand, and then "Woo! He called out while gesturing.
Li Xiaoxie replied reluctantly with a dark face: "Okay, okay, zombie brother, I know, you can't help yourself, I don't mean to blame you." ”
Listening to Li Xiaoxie say this, the zombie brothers and zombie girls have regained their normality, they are really afraid that Li Xiaoxie will blame them and lose this precious job, for them to be able to be Li Xiaoxie to come to the grocery store to help is really a blessing for three lives, this period of time with Li Xiaoxie, they are also deeply moved by Li Xiaoxie's generosity, they want to work for Li Xiaoxie all the time.
However, just now Li Xiaoxie asked them to fight Xiao Qi, they really didn't dare, because since the formation of the alien world, there has been an eternal rule, that is, the supremacy of the Protoss! The Protoss at the top of the clan has absolute power of life and death and supreme rights, not to mention them, even the leader of the Blood Clan has to be treated respectfully when he sees the Protoss, not to mention that Xiao Qi's identity is the princess of the Protoss, who dares to touch her a single hair?
Li Xiaoxie was depressed at the door all morning and made no substantial progress, and Xiao Qi was still eating and drinking in the grocery store.
I really don't know if this little bastard was starved to death in her last life, so she became a foodie in this life, and she didn't stop eating all morning.
Forget it, is it necessary to make a weird sound like a crazy woman?
Scared, the zombie brothers and zombie girls kept throwing themselves to the ground at the door of the store, as if kneeling down to worship the leader of the cult, panicked and deep, Li Xiaoxie explained to them several times, they didn't listen, and thought it was Xiao Qi who was going crazy, so a few cute zombies kowtowed their heads all morning.
What made Li Xiaoxiao even more depressed was that with this little eighth woman in the store, the grocery store business could not be done, and as soon as the aliens walked to the door of the store, they felt the powerful aura of the little eighth woman, and they were immediately frightened, where did they dare to go shopping.
After another group of timid demon clans were so frightened that they fled from the grocery store, Li Xiaoxie finally couldn't hold it back, and walked into the grocery store together, he was going to find the little eighth woman and said well, if this continues, the grocery store will simply close.
Li Xiaoxie tried to squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said in a low voice: "What, Xiaoba...... Uh, no, Xiao Qi! Can I discuss something with you? ”
Xiao Qi, who was burying his head in gnawing on pickled pepper phoenix feet, was obviously very unhappy to be interrupted by Li Xiaoxie's pace of eating, and frowned and said impatiently: "What's the matter?" Don't see I'm eating? ”
Li Xiaoxie is so angry in his heart! Look at this attitude of speaking, if you eat me and drink me, you can't be polite. If you weren't a princess of the Protoss, I would have kicked you on the road earlier. But he didn't dare to show the slightest dissatisfaction on his face, and said in a consultative tone: "Oh, that's right, do you mind eating in a different place?" You're here, and I can't do my grocery store business. ”
"Trouble is dead, aren't you leaving the door open? I don't get in the way of your business. ”
"That, no, your identity and aura are here, and that alien dares to come in and buy things?"
"It's none of my business, I ate mine, and I didn't tell them not to come in and buy something."
"Grandma, please, do me a favor!"
"Don't!"
"Really?"
"Yes, don't!"
"Okay, I originally wanted you to try my exclusive secret roast chicken in a different place, but you didn't want to go there."
Li Xiaoxie said slowly with a regretful expression.