"Because of me, the sales of houses in Fujian have dropped significantly, and the cemetery has become more and more popular, and then the real estate developer fired me...... Thirteen-year-old me, unemployed again! At the age of sixteen, I went to Henan ......," Tang Xiaotian continued. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Heh, you went to Henan again? Are you going to go through the rhythm of all over China? ”

"Not only the whole of China, but also the whole world has my footprints! When I arrived in Switzerland, I learned that opening a bank account without 100,000 yuan would be ridiculed; When I arrived in Denmark, I learned that writing a fairy tale can actually be done without a draft; When I arrived in Vienna, I learned that beggars could play a minor tune; When I arrived in Greece, I realized that the charming places were actually ruined temples; When I arrived in Panama, I learned that a river also represented the importance of sovereignty; When I arrived in Chile, I learned that it was difficult for the train to make a turn in the country; When I arrived in South Africa, I knew that I would be kissed by AIDS at any time; It was only in the Sahara that I learned the importance of conserving water; Traveling all over Africa, I learned that cannibalism is sometimes a need; When I arrived in South Korea, I learned that Asian football almost drove God crazy; When I arrived in Japan, I learned that people who don't admit to death are sometimes very polite; When I arrived in Macau, I realized that you were really hard to forget! Tang Xiaotian blinked.

"You often cheat on girls like that, don't you? Do you remember such a long passage so skillfully? ”

Tang Xiaotian looked embarrassed, "Hehe, let's continue to tell my story...... At the age of sixteen, I went to Henan, Songshan Shaolin Temple! ”

"You're a monk?" Meng Qianqian said with a smile.

"Dizzy! I'm not going to become a monk! I'm going to the master for guidance. I finally found a very famous Zen master, when I cried bitterly after pouring out, the Zen master handed me a cup, and then poured boiling water into it, the water in the cup overflowed and burned my hand, so I immediately threw away the cup, and after a while, I suddenly realized, "Master, do you want to tell me that when it hurts, I will naturally put it down?" As a result, the Zen master smiled slightly, "No, I just wanted to pour you a glass of water to drink, but my hands just shook and I poured too much!" I'm sorry, but ...... If you break the cup, you will have to pay 1,000 yuan, go outside to settle the bill. "I was only sixteen years old at the time, what a simple and handsome guy, so I didn't say a word and settled the account. Then I asked the Zen master, what kind of career do I have to do in the future to have a future? ”

The Zen master smiled mysteriously and said, "Whether a person can succeed or not is inseparable from talent, hard work, and opportunity. For individuals, all he can influence is the second factor, hard work. Efforts include two aspects, one is the accumulation of ability, and the other is the adjustment of emotional intelligence. Competence is the foundation of your success and is the inner basis. Emotional intelligence can make you have a higher horizon and more prosperous fortune, which can affect external conditions. Ability and emotional intelligence are indispensable. There is a saying that I feel very good, "Character determines fate, attitude determines height". There is a kind of superior person in this world who can see fate clearly and can foresee the future. If you don't find him, fate won't happen, if you find it, he will give you a life, you do it, and fate will happen. ”

"So, how tall is this tall man?"

"One meter six eight!"

"Is that you, Master? But you look like you're only about 1.5 meters. ”

"Someone! Close the door! Let the dogs go! ”

Tang Xiaotian looked a little painful as he spoke, "I was only sixteen years old back then!" Bruised by the wolfdog's bite! It swallowed one of my arms in one bite, and then another in one bite, and I was left with my head left......"

"Are you talking about a wolfdog? Why does it sound like a boa constrictor? ”

"Definitely a wolfdog!"

"Are you made of cotton? Swallowed in one bite? ”

"I just used exaggerated techniques to describe the intense scene at that time, so that you can be more immersed......" Tang Xiaotian stuck out his tongue, and then said, "Later, covered with injuries, I climbed out of Songshan Mountain, met a peerless doctor in the deep mountains, and then began to study medicine......"

Meng Qianqian looked at the time, it was almost a little bit, she was really going home...... "Okay, I don't want to hear you talk nonsense anymore, I'm going home." ”

"Look, you know me so well, why don't you go back tonight?" Tang Xiaotian asked shamelessly.

"No! In that case, my parents will kill me! Meng Qianqian nervously refused.

"So, let's get married, shall we? When the time comes, I will use the eight-lift sedan chair to marry the media, in this case, your parents will never kill you, right? Tang Xiaotian's expression seemed to be serious.

"Hehe, get married? If that were the case, my parents wouldn't have killed me, but ...... I myself will not forgive myself, I will kill myself! Meng Qianqian said disdainfully.

Although Tang Xiaotian was rejected, there was no embarrassment on his face, "When I was young, there was also a girl who, like you, was willing to give her life for me!" However, she was more direct than you were at the time, and she said, if I pestered her again, she would die......"

"You're cheeky!"

"It's called attachment! This is a kind of hard work that dares to pursue! No wonder people say that the most poisonous woman in the world, I now completely think that women are poison, but after meeting you, I always have a feeling of wanting to take poison and commit suicide...... "Tang Xiaotian relied on Meng Qianqian to prevent her from going home.

Meng Qianqian was a little anxious, as if there was something important that had to be solved at home, "Poets and swordsmen are destined to be lonely for a lifetime!" Under the sunset, in the endless grassland, in the remnant snow, a man in white is better than snow, a thin horse, a sword, a pen, and his stubborn eyes stare at the wolf howl that came from the sky. Far from the end of the world? People are at the end of the world, how can the end of the world be far away? ”

"What the hell?" Tang Xiaotian wondered.

"Don't you understand?"

"Too esoteric ......"

"Aren't you a master hypnotist? Think about the picture I just described, what do you see? Meng Qianqian asked seriously.

Tang Xiaotian thought for a moment, "Horse? Pen? Sword? Person? Hey, you're swearing with dirty words? ”

"I'd love to talk to you about quality! But does it work? I repeat, I'm going home! Meng Qianqian was furious.

Tang Xiaotian had already read it from the other party's eyes that Meng Qianqian might have a reason to go back, so there was no more scoundrel, a gray Bugatti drove towards a not very prosperous area......

In the car, "You say, can our relationship continue to grow?" Tang Xiaotian cautiously tested.

"You look at the button on the phone, everything has been answered." Meng Qianqian's face was expressionless.

"Redial??" Tang Xiaotian said with a smile.

"Wrong! It's hands-free! Meng Qianqian said decisively.

"......" Tang Xiaotian's face was full of black lines, but as the best hypnotist and psychology expert in the world, Tang Xiaotian knew very well in his heart that Meng Qianqian was definitely interesting to him...... He will not cheat through hypnosis and other means, he believes that one day, Meng Qianqian will become his woman! (To be continued.) )