Chapter 542: A Bowl of Poisonous Soup! (Above)
The nickname 'Dumb and Speechless Five Poison Saints' reveals a lot of information, one of which is that this person is supposed to be a mute, he can't speak. That's why they are speechless.
And what about the Five Poison Saints? It would be better to explain that he is an expert in using poison!
And this time, Zhang Xiaoya and the three little old men came back? That all fell on the body of these five poison saints.
Isn't that little girl always thinking about revenge for her? And this standing mallet is not the opponent of Zhao Weiguo, so she has a crooked heart on her side. She wants to poison someone Zhao Weiguo.
But what about the Five Poison Saints? He had long since washed his hands, and he didn't have the poison he used to have.
But this little girl is unrelenting, saying that you must get some poison for me, and I will give it to the kid surnamed Zhao to eat, otherwise I will break off my friendship with you.
So the Five Poison Saints grinned and wrote five words - I can do it!
This sounds quite funny, these two people can't even count, and the five poison saints don't think anything! It's Zhang Xiaoya who doesn't feel anything! And the result? The Five Poison Saints went up the mountain and caught two big toads and came back!
This toad was originally called a toad! But it's not an ordinary toad, it's a species that belongs to the ice toad.
This toad is very venomous, its venom can even kill poisonous snakes, and it likes to feed on poisonous snakes, so it is very domineering. When the Five Poison Saints got it back, everyone was full of praise.
Because this thing works at a glance, it is different from ordinary toads, these other toads are darker, but these two are not, they are lighter in color, but they are not pure white, and there is a sallow feeling. Therefore, this poisonous toad is called the 'yellow-backed snow toad'.
So there is no need to ask, that Zhang Xiaoya brought these two poisonous toads to feed Zhao Weiguo. And it's been waiting for a long time.
"Aunt Zhang, why are you back?"
Camp Commander Shi was also puzzled, he felt that no one had come back, and he hadn't notified you, why did you come back? How dangerous is that?
"Alas! Battalion Commander Shi, I'm an old arm and old meat, the Japanese don't look down on it, you go to eat first, I have something to say to Weiguo! ”
"Hey!"
Battalion Commander Shi said in his heart, this Zhao Weiguo is fragrant and sweet, and no one is rare, okay! Let's stay away. Battalion Commander Shi took a big step away, leaving Zhao Weiguo alone to deal with Zhang Xiaoya by himself.
"Auntie, you came back too early, and this battle is not over yet!"
"Don't talk about this when you come to defend the country, my aunt is to thank you for saving my second family, and I specially grabbed two good things for you, which is a big supplement! Come on, come on! ……”
Zhao Weiguo doesn't know why this little girl is so good to herself all of a sudden, and she still grabs two big things, what could it be?
Helplessly, Zhao Weiguo was dragged to her house by Zhang Xiaoya, and the three little old men were also there! And made a table of dishes, that is, waiting to send Zhao Weiguo on the road!
"Come on! Come! Come! Defend the country and sit on the kang! ……”
Zhang Xiaoya was very polite, but Zhao Weiguo caught a glimpse of the three old men and said, "You three also sit, right?" ”
"No!"
Na Kang was alone in the fluttering of his head, and said in his heart, you kid, eat! If you will be bled by eating a seven orifices, we are all afraid of bursting blood!
"Leave them alone! Look at this dish, it's all fresh! And there's this soup! ……”
Zhang Xiaoya was polite, not only prepared dishes, but also prepared soup. That's four dishes and one soup, the same no more, the same no less!
"Aunt Zhang, you are really polite! I can't eat so many dishes, huh? ”
"It's okay, my aunt will accompany you to eat ,......"
"That's okay, then I'll be respectful and obey my fate,......"
Zhao Weiguo felt that it would be polite, it was much more polite, and it was disgusting. So he first grabbed a dried bamboo shoot with chopsticks!
This thing is not easy to get in the north, but I never thought that Zhang Xiaoya got it, and it was fried with meat, which tasted good. So Zhao Weiguo inevitably ate two more bites.
"Defend the country, don't just eat vegetables, drink soup! Drink more soup! Look at these two bowls, they're all yours! ”
The two big bowls of soup were prepared for Zhao Weiguo, so I was afraid that Zhao Weiguo would not die! But she never thought that if Zhao Weiguo died here, would she be able to escape from it?
So here, Zhang Xiaoya made a very low-level mistake.
But she didn't realize it, and she was still persuading her! And what about Zhao Weiguo? But he said with a smile: "Aunt Zhang's dishes are really good, I will definitely drink this soup!" I'll take two bites of this dish first,......"
Zhao Weiguo took another bite of the dish, it turned out to be jellyfish shreds, and I felt that the taste was also good, cold jellyfish shreds!
"Huh! I love watching you eat! So, what about the wine? Would you like to have two bites? ”
Zhang Xiaoya thinks, don't care if you drink this soup or not, I'll get you drunk with a few glasses of wine first, and then I'll pour you soup! I can kill you no matter what!
"Don't drink! Don't drink! …… Auntie, let me tell you, we can't drink alcohol! I drink soup,...... Or, so much, you also have a bowl? ”
Zhao Weiguo felt that he had drunk these two bowls of soup, as if it was not the same thing, so he handed one of the bowls to Zhang Xiaoya.
But Zhang Xiaoya pounced on her head and said, "No! This soup is only for you! This is a man's soup, and the aunt is not suitable! ”
"Whew! Oh! ……”
Zhao Weiguo understood, this must be the kind of tiger whip or deer whip soup, but is it a bit of a waste to drink this soup by himself? And he's still a single! If you drink this thing and make some mistakes again, it will be a shame, so I put down the bowl again and continue to eat!
Don't mention this dish, in addition to a plate of dried bamboo shoots and fried meat, a plate of jellyfish silk, there is also a plate of flowers and hairs!
This is a new kind of dish, made with peanuts and edamame, and it is a taste.
And what about the other disc? It's artemisia stalks, and it's also fried meat, which is very good, so Zhao Weiguo ate this dish in one bite, and it was refreshing, but he just didn't drink the soup. He was really afraid that he wouldn't be able to stand up after drinking it and make a mistake!
However, seeing this, the little girl Zhang was a little anxious, feeling that it was a matter of just eating vegetables and not drinking soup, so she said with some displeasure: "Weiguo, you kid, why don't you drink soup?" This soup is specially prepared for you! ”
"Auntie! That's the case, you're a man's soup, and I'm still single! I drink this thing, it's a waste, I'll drink it for Camp Commander Shi for a while, I see that he has been suffering from back pain recently, maybe he is getting older, and he needs to make up for it! ……”
Zhao Weiguo was very kind, but he never thought that Zhang Xiaoya slapped his thigh and said, "Hey! What do you want, child? The supplement I am talking about is not the supplement you said, it is the supplement of blood, haven't you been injured a few times? That's what I mean! ……”
"Hey! Auntie, you're scared to death, why didn't you say it earlier? Look at my sweat, I'm still thinking! It's not to drink, it's not to drink,...... I drank it! ……”