Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Terrifying Xu Xian
Song Han, who had been busy in the kitchen for a long time, returned to the living room after washing the dishes and chopsticks. Looking at Jessica, who was lying on the side and occupying the entire sofa, she said, "Get out of the way." ”
Jessica reluctantly moved to the side to make way for a vacant seat, Song Han nodded, sat on the sofa with satisfaction, and said secretly: It seems that I still have a lot of authority in Jessica's heart, and as soon as she said it, she gave me a place. As soon as Jessica raised her head, she leaned her head on Song Han's thigh, rubbed it with satisfaction and said, "Yes, Song Han, it's very comfortable to pill on your thigh, that's it, don't mess with me!"
Song Han lowered his head, saw the pretty face on his legs, the faint embarrassed eyebrows were cute, and he was not annoyed, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he picked up his mobile phone and swiped Weibo. Seeing so many strangers spraying him in private messages, Song Han looked down at Jessica who was pillowed on his lap, and shook his head helplessly.
Most of the people who sprayed him were Jessica's Chinese hairies, and it was because the Weibo status did not respond, and the deletion of Jessica's comments caused a series of conjectures among the hairies, so Song Han was sprayed like this.
Song Han casually deleted all the comments and didn't care about it anymore. At this time, a hot topic on the Weibo hot search list attracted Song Han's attention, "Xu Xian deleted in seconds". What's going on? Isn't Xu Xian without Weibo? How can you delete it in seconds and get on the Weibo hot search list? Song Han, who was interested, clicked in, "poof" Song Han finally couldn't help it, laughed, and couldn't help but tremble with the laughter.
Jessica, who was sleeping with squinting eyes on Song Han's lap, was startled by Song Han's sudden laughter, and then Song Han's whole body trembled and even her legs were shaking, and Jessica's head couldn't be quiet, and she kept following Song Han's body shaking. "Ah, Song Han, what are you doing? Do you want to find death? Jessica got up at once, stared at Song Han angrily and shouted loudly.
"Sika, look at it, Xiaoxian is really funny! Hahaha! Song Han still couldn't help it, holding his stomach and laughing.
Jessica took Song Han's mobile phone, the Chinese in a row on the screen made her head dizzy, looked at Song Han who was still laughing next to her, raised her hand, and slapped Song Han the back of the head, "Quickly translate it for me, what's going on, what's wrong with Xiaoxian?" ”
Song Han's laughter, which was slapped by Jessica's big palm, stopped abruptly, coughed lightly, and was about to explain to Jessica, thinking about Xu Xian's behavior, he inexplicably poked the laughter again, and couldn't stop "Poof!" Hahahaha! He laughed again.
"Ah, Song Han!" At this time, Jessica was really angry, did she bully me for not understanding Chinese. The more Jessica thought about it, the more angry she became, she raised her legs and used her own unique stunt, the scissor leg clamped Song Han's neck, Song Han instantly felt a little difficult to breathe, instinctively reached out to grab Jessica's legs, and said with difficulty: "Sika! I'm wrong, I'll translate it for you, you let go, let go of me. ”
"Huh? Know wrong! Jessica said coldly, full of momentum, and the strength of her feet increased.
Song Han nodded quickly, and Jessica was satisfied, put down her legs, and sat down beside Song Han, "Okay, now tell me what's going on!" ”
Song Han explained to Jessica at this time...
"Poof! Hahahaha! Jessica couldn't help laughing after hearing this, and smashed her pink fist at Song Han a little weakly: "Song Han, you are really, too bad!" How can you bully Xiaoxian so much? ”
Song Han shook his head a little helplessly, "How do I know?" I just wanted to make a joke with Xiaoxian, but she took it seriously, and posted it on Weibo, blame me! ”
Jessica's beautiful eyes rolled, glared at Song Han amorously, and said with a little reproach: "I don't blame you, who else blames you, lie to her." Anyway, I tell you, you're done, don't want to sleep well in the last few days. Xiao Xian Ke is very resentful, and Xiao Xian is much darker than Yun'er. Hey! You must be thinking about her! May God bless you, and don't be crippled by Xiaoxian when the time comes! ”
Listening to Jessica's slightly terrifying words, Song Han couldn't help but twitch, trembled, and said with a little scared and bitterly said, "Sika, don't scare me, I'm cowardly!" ”
"Hing, who lied to you, don't believe it, you go and ask Taeyeon, ask Yuli, is what I said true?" Jessica muttered haughtily, don't look over.
"Then I... I... What should I do now? Sika, you're going to save me! "Song Han was really scared by Jessica now, if Xu Xian was so black-bellied, Song Han couldn't imagine what kind of miserable method he would be made in the future? Moreover, he is a girl, and the Korean heavenly group is busy, and the public goddess can't treat him with violence. I can only bear the whole thing silently.
Jessica shrugged her shoulders and looked helpless, "I don't know, Song Han, you just bear it silently!" I don't think Xiaoxian will be too much, at most let you lie in bed for a few days! ”
"Won't it be too much? Isn't that too much? I still chose the dog to take it! I'm going to go to the fat man's house to flee in the past few days, so he can't find me! Song Han said secretly, can't I hide if I can't afford to provoke?
Song Han hasn't acted yet? I heard a sound of footsteps at the top of the stairs.
"Sika, why are you here, didn't you go home to eat with Little Crystal?" The two women who appeared at the top of the stairs were none other than Kim Taeyeon and Seo Hyun.
"Ah," Jessica didn't expect Seo Hyun and Kim Taeyeon to come to Song Han's house right now. I was a little flustered all of a sudden, "Oh, I just finished eating with Xiao Jingjing, and I have something to do with Song Han, I haven't been here for long, and you guys are here!" As she spoke, Jessica glanced at Song Han and motioned for Song Han not to be exposed.
Song Hanna listened to what Jessica said and saw her eyes. The moment he saw Xu Xian, he looked at the shopping bag in her hand, and a faint uneasiness rose from his heart.
Jessica winced, and was immediately caught by Kim Taeyeon, her brows furrowed, and she faintly felt that it was not simple, and said a little suspiciously: "Is it?" Well, this time I came to punish the evil Song Han for Xiaoxian! Kim Taeyeon didn't poke it either, burying this suspicion in her heart.
Kim Tae-yeon's eyes rolled, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and she smiled a little terrified and said to Song Han: "Song Han, do you know why Xiaoxian came to punish you?" ”
Song Han shrank in fright, and said a little stumblingly: "Inside! I was wrong, please forgive me, I was just joking. Saying that, Song Han bent down and said to Xu Xian.
Xu Xian was also a little embarrassed and blushed a little by Song Han's apology, but still said: "Well, I accepted this apology." But, in order to make up for my mental loss, I need to punish you a little. ”
PS. Thanks for the reward from the fat man and the only love SNSD!