Chapter 30 The immortal method of the forest is to squat on the horse
"Of course, if I hadn't given you the elixir for free, you wouldn't have been able to eat such delicious vegetables, wait, your fruit saplings will let you eat better fruits when they grow up." Lin Zhongdao said very arrogantly.
"It turns out that it's still the benefit of elixir!" Li Cheng said with emotion: "The elixir is really good, it deserves to be a heavenly thing!" ”
"Hey! And me? Isn't it good for me to bring you the elixir? Lin Zhongdao hurriedly asked.
"What about you...... That's it. Li Cheng deliberately didn't pay much attention to it.
"I ...... That's what I'm like? Lin Zhongdao was very angry, so angry that he even raised his voice I don't know how many decibels.
"Don't get excited, I mean you actually have a little credit for pulling something!" Li Cheng continued to tease Lin Zhongdao.
"What! I only have a little credit! I deserve 80 percent credit! Lin Zhongdao shouted angrily: "I dare to say that I only have a little merit, and I originally wanted to teach you some self-defense techniques to prevent you from encountering today's situation in the grove again, but looking at your current attitude, I won't teach it!" ”
In the end, Lin Zhongdao's voice was hoarse with excitement, and it was estimated that if he also had an entity, then he would definitely rush up to fight with Li Cheng.
"What? You said you wanted to teach me self-defense? Li Cheng was stunned for a moment, no longer teasing Lin Zhongdao, and asked with some confusion: "But I didn't lose today, not only did I not lose, but I also beat them!" ”
"Come on, don't brag, you can knock them down today on the one hand because you have a certain advantage in strength, on the other hand, it's all luck, those little hooligans are too stupid, they don't know how to tactics, if the four of them go together from the beginning, it's enough for you to drink a pot, you think you're very fighting, it's actually all an illusion, hum! If there were another time like this, if you ran into a few clever scoundrels, you would have to wait to be beaten. ”
Lin Zhongdao finally caught a joke Li Cheng's opportunity, how could he let it go, but what he said was also the truth, and Li Cheng himself knew very well that it was indeed an element of luck to be able to defeat those hooligans today.
Thinking of this, Li Cheng suddenly wanted to learn self-defense techniques from Lin Zhongdao, he said with a smile: "Lin Daxian, you are right, I really need to learn some self-defense techniques, thank you Lin Daxian for being willing to teach me, I will definitely learn hard!" ”
Li Chengke didn't forget that he had just stimulated Lin Zhongdao a few minutes ago, and now if he didn't make a few sycophants, it is estimated that this stubborn immortal would definitely refuse to teach himself.
Sure enough, even if Li Cheng had already slapped his ass, Lin Zhongdao still said angrily: "Cut! Now I know that it's called Lin Daxian, it's too late! Anyway, I'm useless, your vegetables and fruits become extremely sweet and delicious, and I only have a little bit to do with it, since some people don't know how to be grateful, then I still bother to teach him what bullshit self-defense techniques, and then meet hooligans or something, just let him fight hard. ”
"Lin Daxian, I was wrong just now, I was just joking with you, Lin Daxian, you are an immortal, how can you be like a mortal with me, don't you say?" Li Cheng hurriedly continued to pat himself on the back and said: "Besides, although I didn't say it, I am very grateful to you in my heart, if you don't say that these delicious foods, I would have died when I fell off the cliff." ”
"So, whether it's these vegetables that suddenly become extremely delicious, or my own life, it has a lot to do with you! If you don't teach me now, who will care about me! Li Cheng is also sincere, he is actually very grateful to Lin Zhongdao, after all, if there is no him, Li Cheng's life will be gone.
But sometimes the gratitude of the men's house does not need to be spoken, but now that there is an opportunity to say it, Li Chengling will not be stingy with his gratitude.
Listening to Li Cheng's sincere words, Lin Zhongdao sniffed and said with some twists: "Okay, even if you have a little conscience, put away the dishes and chopsticks and tables, and I will teach you." ”
"Hey! Okay! Li Cheng immediately cleaned up.
Northerners, in order to enjoy the coolness in the summer, they like to eat in the yard, although Li Cheng says that he eats alone, but he has this habit no exception, in order to learn self-defense skills quickly, Li Cheng put the dining table in the yard as quickly as possible, as well as dishes and bowls and other things are all packed into the kitchen.
While cleaning up, Li Cheng was still thinking about what self-defense techniques Lin Zhongdao would teach him, could it be an immortal method? However, there is no need for Lin Zhongdao to speak by himself, Li Chengcheng denied this idea, because Lin Zhongdao's immortal method is also very limited, and he is a mortal, even if he learns it, he can't learn it.
So what else can he teach himself? Does he still know how to defend himself in modern times?
"It's all packed! Come and teach me! Li Cheng ran to the middle of the courtyard very excitedly, calling Lin Zhongdao with his thoughts, he was now eager to know what self-defense techniques Lin Zhongdao would teach him.
"It's actually very simple, you don't have to be so excited." Lin Zhongdao saw Li Cheng looking so urgent, and he was a little embarrassed to say that he wanted to teach him, or what he wanted him to do was hungry.
"Well, I understand, you're trying to take it one step at a time, right, I know, come on." Li Cheng didn't know what Lin Zhongdao was doing when he reached the bottom line, and he still said excitedly.
"Ahem...... Squatting Steps! Lin Zhongdao coughed dryly a few times and said, although his tone was a little embarrassed, but it didn't seem like he was joking at all.
"Huh? Did I hear it wrong, or did you say it wrong? Or are you kidding me? Li Cheng was stunned for a moment, and then raised his own question, obviously, he didn't believe that Lin Zhongdao's so-called self-defense technique was just squatting horse steps, if it was really just squatting horse steps, then he still needed to teach it?
"You didn't hear it wrong, I didn't say it wrong, I didn't joke with you, it's just squatting!" Lin Zhongdao emphasized again.
"Then I won't study!" Li Cheng immediately waved his hand and said with a very uninterested look: "You are also a fairy, the fairy shoots, then you have to teach a powerful kung fu move or something, but you are good, and let me squat on the horse, you are really embarrassed, it seems that the title of half-hung fairy is really suitable for you." ”
In the face of Li Cheng's ridicule, Lin Zhongdao was very patient this time, and he said slowly: "You are listening to me now, why do you want to practice squatting and horse walking, are you refusing?" ”
"Cut! If you want to say it, just say it, I can't do it, can I squat out a flower with a horse step? Li Cheng was still very disdainful.
"Since you drank the first sip of elixir, your body has slowly changed, and you have seen that your strength is many times greater than before, and even, even the invisible and untouchable temperament that modern people like to say, you have it, you didn't have these before, you ......"
"Wait!" Li Cheng interrupted Lin Zhongdao's words impatiently, "Who did you say that I didn't have a temperament before, I've always been very temperamental, okay?" ”
"Good, good! You used to have a temperament, but now you have a better temperament, okay? Lin Zhongdao didn't intend to be as knowledgeable as Li Cheng, and after seeing Li Cheng nodding with satisfaction, he continued: "Although the elixir is good, I have a worry now, that is, your body may not be able to withstand the power and other benefits from the elixir. ”