This mountain road, for Wang Erwu, is the third time. Still, he was amazed by the scenery and the air.

Although he entered the mountain this time, the person around him was no longer his goddess Lin Xiaohan, but he still chose to walk on Lin Ruoxi's left, for the same reason as last time, he was also worried that Lin Ruoxi would accidentally fall off the cliff.

Wang Erwu rarely exercises, but his body is really okay, of course, he is definitely not as good as the people in the village, but he will not fall behind. But Lin Ruoxi is different, graduated from the Conservatory of Music, has a president brother at home, is relatively pampered, although he usually has a boyish personality, but his body is impossible to compare with a boy.

"Ruoxi! Are you a Coke? Wang Erwu walked to her left, some distance away from the villagers' procession.

"Do you look at me like this? I'm dying of misery. Lin Ruoxi was out of breath.

"I don't mean happy, I'm talking about the kind of Coke you drink, the kind that you don't get angry when you exercise, haha."

"Do you want to die?" Lin Ruoxi chased two steps, but she couldn't walk anymore, so she had to give up.

"Why didn't you chase but stopped? If you go like this, you won't be able to get there until dark. ”

"Am I stopping? I just want to see the structure of the mountain, you know? Lin Ruoxi retorted.

"Hehe, do you still want to find any martial arts secrets in this deep mountain? Or are you going to encounter some Han Dynasty tombs, treasures and the like? ”

"Don't be poor! Bring me a drink. Lin Ruoxi gave him a blank look.

Wang Erwu handed her a bottle of Red Bull, "Drink this, replenish the body." ”

Lin Ruoxi looked at Wang Erwu suspiciously while drinking, "I said Erwu, I can't see it, you look weak, you can't help but climb the mountain so easily?" ”

"Can I not be easy? The more I climbed, the easier it became! I carried such a big bag of snacks and drinks, and now you're basically empty......"

"Is it funny for you to hit a beautiful woman like this?"

"Mengmeng, stand up!" Wang Erwu smiled mischievously.

"Get out!"

"I'm encouraging you, okay? Alas, forget it, fortunately I brought a stainless steel basin, which was originally intended to be used for washing my face, but I didn't expect it to save both of our lives now. Wang Erwu simply sat down.

"What's the mess? Why is it involved in life and washbasins again? You've brought so many miscellaneous things, you won't forget to bring medicine, right? ”

"Are you sick?"

"You're sick!"

"Then why are you taking good medicine?"

"Cure your brain!" Lin Ruoxi was angry with Wang Erwu.

Wang Erwu paused and said, "Can you be a little foreseeable?" Even Zhuge Liang said that if it is not a rainy day, it will be difficult to raise it in a hurry. ”

"Zhuge Liang is a chatter or what? What kind of nonsense is he? Lin Ruoxi glared at Wang Erwu fiercely.

"Facts have proved that every sentence Zhuge Liang has said can stand the test of history, do you know the world by stargazing? It's about predicting the future. ”

"Why are you talking the same way as my brother? I don't understand what you're saying at all. ”

"Let me explain to you like this, you kind of body, we will definitely not be able to go to the village today, this food can be eaten, it is estimated that you will eat it all, but when it comes to the evening, the weather is cold, this hunger and cold, will there be a threat to life? Of course, this stainless steel basin can play an important role! We can make a hot pot with it! When the time comes, steal a few chickens, ducks, cows, sheep, or something from the farmer's uncle, such a pot of cooking, at least enough for us to carry it for ten days and half a month, and then enter the village, we will be safe, right? Hehe, did you say this basin saved the lives of both of us? ”

"You bastard! Are you making fun of me? He also steals sheep and cattle! You can figure it out! Are you here to help, or are you here to be swept by the devils? ”

"Hehe, didn't I give you some motivation to move forward." Wang Erwu smiled lewdly, "Let's go, you see that people are carrying so many materials and are gone......"

Lin Ruoxi reluctantly stood up, "Who wants you to give motivation?" Hum. I'm taking care of your face, if I go faster than you, it will hurt your self-esteem, right? You are the king, I am the rabbit, I let you. ”

"Are you telling me the story of the tortoise and hare race?" Wang Erwu asked.

"No, I just want to scold you for being the eighth king!"

"Then I'll tell you a story about the new tortoise-hare race."

"Is there a new one?"

"Of course there is, it is said that during the Three Kingdoms period, a famous military strategist called Zhuge Liang was ......"

"Why are you talking about this again?" As soon as Lin Ruoxi heard Zhuge Liang's three words, she felt uncomfortable.

"What's wrong with him being a man with a story? What's in your way? ”

"Okay, okay, you go ahead."

"At dusk that day, Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei were playing chess."

"Wait! Are you sure it's Zhang Fei? Not someone else? ”

"I won't be wrong!" Wang Erwu emphasized.

"I haven't heard that Zhang Fei can play chess."

"Is it okay to fly chess? Is! You can listen to a story well, can you not interrupt at will? ”

"Alright, bow down, you continue."

"Let's play, this Zhuge Liang is ready to regret chess! Zhang Fei's violent temper, you know, how could he make him regret his chess? So he rolled around on the ground, and said as he rolled back, "Strategist, you are Laipi!" You shameless! You bully! ””

"Is this Zhang Fei a pseudo-mother or what?" Lin Ruoxi couldn't help but ask.

Wang Erwu ignored her and continued, "Zhuge Liang took a look, oops, it's a big deal, this flying roll can't get up in an hour or two, what can I do?" It's dark this day, this one is flying on the ground and rolling, it's hard to be found, in case the person is lost, the lord is not easy to explain. So he thought of a way, while the sky was still clear, moved a chair, and sat in front of Zhang Fei. Start closing your eyes and recuperating. ”

"Why didn't he help him up?" Lin Ruoxi asked.

"Do you dare to help? A work injury is still a trivial matter, and it will not be cost-effective if you die in the line of duty......"

"But what do you have to do with the tortoise and hare race?"

"It's coming soon! At that time, the rabbit and the tortoise were racing, and the rabbit got up from sleep, and found that the tortoise was still crawling slowly, and thought to himself, let's take care of its face, so I went to a big tree and picked mushrooms. Unexpectedly, the sky suddenly changed, and lightning and thunder roared in an instant! A bolt of lightning struck down the tree, and the rabbit and the tortoise were all hit. When they woke up, they found a miraculous thing, their bodies were actually swapped, the rabbit became a tortoise, and the tortoise became a rabbit, and the tortoise was excited, thinking that it was finally possible to take revenge. So he ran all the way away......"

On the other side, Zhuge Liang shook his fan, thinking, they all said to guard the "Zhu" and treat the rabbit, I have been guarding it for so long, why haven't I seen the rabbit? Just when he was wondering, a rabbit came galloping over, Zhuge Liang turned to smile and shouted, foodie! There are rabbits! When Zhang Fei heard this, he immediately jumped up from the ground, caught the rabbit with one arrow step, and roasted and ate it that night! At this time, the turtle also crawled over, saw this scene, and said happily, look at the two human beings competing, obviously roasting a king eight, and so excited, I don't know if I eat turtles......"

"This story tells us a truth, that is, there are foodies present, and everything that has rabbits is the king's change."

Lin Ruoxi laughed heartily when she heard it, applauded again and again, and immediately noticed that something was wrong, "Wang Erwu!" You give my sister a stop! I'll kill you! ……”