"Li Xiaoxie, you didn't lie to me, did you? Is amusement park really that fun? ”

"Grandma, I don't dare to lie to you, as long as you don't make trouble, I will definitely take you to the playground when I have time."

"Okay, my aunt will reluctantly believe you!" ……

"Li Xiaoxie, you didn't lie to me, did you? Are Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf really so good-looking? ”

"Auntie, you just put a thousand and ten thousand hearts, when I talk doesn't count, can you stop the meeting first and put down the kitchen knife first, how dangerous is it?"

"What's the danger, I practiced martial arts at the age of three, and I haven't played with any weapons? Can't make a kitchen knife anymore? ”

"Grandma, I'm not talking about you, I think I'm so dangerous. It's okay for you old man to play with knives, but if you can don't compare it to me, I'm afraid. ”

"Hey, you're really boring as a big man, forget it, forget it, stop playing." ……

"Li Xiaoxie, you didn't lie to me, did you? Is ice cream really that good? ”

"Of course, how dare I fool you? I'll take you to eat enough, okay? Well, can you put me down first? I have no image of a jade tree near the wind, a graceful and suave shopkeeper hanging on a swing under the eaves. ”

"People are boring!"

"Grandma, you can't brush me if you're bored! Why don't I call in the zombie dude and the zombie girl to play with you? ”

"Brush! Bang bang bang bang ...... "The zombie dude and the zombie girl were so frightened that they suddenly ran away.

Li Xiaoxie hurriedly said: "Hey,, zombie brother, zombie girl, what are you running?" I am not angry! ”

Xiao Qibai pouted boredly and said, "Forget it, I don't play with brainless zombies, or Li Xiaoxi, you are more interesting." Forget it this time, for the sake of the ice cream, I'll put you down first. ”……

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the starry sky is dim, just like Li Xiaoxie's mood at the moment, pulling out the cold, pulling out the cold......

I didn't expect Tiger to fall into Pingyang and be bullied by dogs, he is a dignified seven-foot man, and he lives so sadly? In the past few days, he has been destroyed by Xiao Qi, the barbaric princess of the god clan, and he is about to be ruined.

Fortunately, Li Xiaoxie was witty, and every time it was time for life and death, he threw out a bait and successfully diverted Xiao Qi's attention, so he survived.

Today, the little eighth woman was tired of playing, and she was finally willing to go to sleep, so Li Xiaoxie breathed a sigh of relief and sat here licking her wounds.

"No, when is this kind of day the end?" Li Xiaoxie shook his head dejectedly.

Obviously, the little Ba Po's gameplay is too unrestrained, and Li Da's shopkeeper can't accept it.

What's even worse is that I was accidentally seen by the little eighth woman when I was taking a bath yesterday, and now the little eighth woman is very curious about the thing under Li Xiaoxie's crotch, so I stared at Li Xiaoxie's crotch all day today, and Bacheng wanted to find an opportunity to open Li Xiaoxie's pants, and then study it.

Therefore, Li Xiaoxie is worried about his life today, he is afraid that the little eighth woman will pick off his pants, and he is even more afraid that this eighth woman is interested in the sponge structure of the second brother, in case of a whim, cut it, what should I do?

Fortunately, this little bastard still knows etiquette, righteousness and shame, and knows that men and women are not kissed, so she didn't do anything too out of line to Li Xiaoxie.

But seriously, if the little Bapo wanted to push him away, would Li Xiaoxie agree? Or do you say yes?

"Young man, are you Li Xiaoxie?"

Li Xiaoxie, who was a little confused, was almost frightened by this sudden sound, jumped up from the ground, turned around and scolded: "I'm going, who?" Don't you know that people are scared to death? Can you remind me in advance of something? ”

"Young man, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person, old man!" An old man in a gray-and-white robe walked slowly from the darkness.

Li Xiaoxie panicked for a moment, and secretly looked at the old man in front of him who was dressed like a bit of a fairy.

"Who are you, old man? How do you know here? And how do you know my name? What's the matter with me? Li Xiaoxie asked like a cannon.

The old man smiled lightly and arched his hand: "It seems that you are Li Xiaoxie, the old man is the Platinum Star of the Protoss." ”

"Huh? Protoss again? O iniquity, who have I provoked whom? Another ...... who eats and drinks for nothing" As soon as he heard that the other party was from the Protoss, Li Xiaoxie suddenly felt sad, there was still a little aunt and grandmother in this store, and she was about to toss him crazy, and there was another old man of the Protoss, didn't that kill him?

Li Xiaoxie is very sensitive now, with Xiao Qi's experience, he has no good impression of the Protoss, he secretly has no less belly Black Protoss, draws circles and curses the Protoss, and greets the immediate family of the little eighth woman not once or twice.

Tai Bai Xing heard Li Xiaoxie's complaints for a while, and his heart suddenly tightened, and he hurriedly asked: "Shopkeeper Li, dare to ask if the seventh princess is here?" Is she doing well? ”

As soon as Li Xiaoxie heard Tai Bai Xing ask the little eighth woman how she was doing, she immediately became angry and shouted, "What? You ask her how she is doing? How could she be having a bad time? Why don't you ask me how I'm doing? ”

"Uh...... Young man, don't be impatient, don't be impatient! Tai Bai Xing was obviously frightened by Li Xiaoxie's posture, and hurriedly comforted.

"Don't be irritable, my master is very anxious now!"

Tai Bai Xing asked with a grim face, "...... That...... How's your day, boy, hay? ”

Li Xiaoxie grunted his mouth and said aggrievedly: "It's not good, it's not good at all." ”

Then, Li Xiaoxie snorted and cried, and told Tai Baixing all the sorrows and past events of these days like pouring a bamboo tube.

After listening to this, Tai Baixing wiped his sweat with empathy and replied: "Little brother, I deeply sympathize with your experience. ”

As a senior good man of the Protoss, Tai Bai Xing's brutality and willfulness towards Xiao Qi are naturally obvious to all, and he is ashamed to say that he himself is one of the victims.

Since Xiao Qi was born, there have been no days of peace in the Divine Court, and Princess Xiao Qi has taken an unrestrained route, how exciting and how to play.

Therefore, Tai Bai Xing, who has a beautiful beard, naturally becomes one of Xiao Qi's goals, and every time Xiao Qi sees Tai Bai Xing, he is very happy, and he will never stop if he doesn't pick off a few of Tai Bai Xing's beard.

After that, Tai Bai Xing saw Xiao Qi taking a detour. If it weren't for the God Emperor's instructions for today's matter, Tai Bai Xing wouldn't have come to kill him, and this job would not be easy to do. Not only do you have to take care of the face and ** of the Protoss, but you also have to carefully protect your beard, and if you don't care, the few remaining beards will be gone.

Li Xiaoxie blinked his eyes and asked with a little doubt: "Old man, what do you mean by this?" That little bastard also destroyed you? ”

"Alas!" Tai Bai Xing let out a long sigh, then shook his head and pointed to the embarrassed beard on his chin.

Li Xiaoxie suddenly understood, and looked at Tai Bai Xing's gaze softened a lot, he was also a victim, and he naturally felt empathy for what happened to each other.

Li Xiaoxie patted Tai Bai Xing's shoulder and comforted: "Old man, you are still lucky, I am worried about it, that little bastard is only interested in the hair above you, not the hair below you!" ”

Tai Bai Xing was a little confused and asked, "Little brother, what does this mean?" ”

Li Xiaoxie waved his hand and said, "Hey, every bit of this matter is tears, let's not say it, old man, you visited late at night, there must be something, right?" You can't come to me for a homework, right? ”

Li Xiaoxie naturally can't sue Sù Tai Bai Xing, the little Ba Po is very interested in his second child, in that case, even if the little old man and Li Xiaoxi are both victims, Tai Bai Xing will have to beat him hard, after all, these things are very taboo in the God Clan.

Tai Bai Xing didn't delve into it when he heard Li Xiaoxie's question, and hurriedly replied: "The old man's harassment late at night is naturally a big deal, so where is the seventh princess now?" I was ordered by the God Emperor to bring the Seventh Princess back. ”

"The sky has eyes! This little bastard is finally leaving. "Hearing Tai Bai Xing say that he was going to take Xiao Qi away, Li Xiaoxie was so excited.

Finally, the clouds are open and the moon is bright.