75 Terrible Naming Abilities
Seeing Wen Luzhu's eyes widen and excited, Wen's mother became worried, "Is your stomach hurting again?" β
Wen Luzhu came back to his senses, shook his head, handed the newspaper to Wen's mother, his voice was a little sharp, and he said excitedly, "Doudou's birth time is the same time as the flag-raising ceremony in Beijing!" Mom, look! β
Mother Wen took the newspaper and looked at it, and laughed happily, "What a coincidence!" We are blessed people! β
The aunt also leaned over to look at it and said with a smile, "Since it's so coincidental, why don't you call Doudou's name National Day?" β
Wen Luzhu shuddered, and hurriedly refused, "This has to look at the five elements, and you can only get a big name when you go back and find someone to calculate." β
Although it is really a coincidence, the name National Day is really bad! Even if it makes sense, Wen Luzhu resolutely does not use it.
Moreover, Doudou's name is National Day, is the name of Caicai called the national anthem?
When the aunt heard this, she patted her forehead, "Yes, the child's name has to be counted before it can be called." Look at me, I'm so excited that I forget. β
At this time, a nurse came in, Wen Luzhu gave birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus, and there were often nurses who took the opportunity to visit the room.
This time, the nurse came in and asked Wen Luzhu to listen to the lecture on parenting, Wen Luzhu had a stomachache and was uncomfortable, so Wen's mother went to listen. This should have been heard from birth, but for some reason, the hospital pushed it to the present.
After Wen's mother went out, the nurse stayed for a while, touched the little hand of the dragon and phoenix fetus, and then reluctantly left the delivery room.
Wen Luzhu couldn't help but look at the dragon and phoenix fetus, looked at the chubby little face, and couldn't help touching it, "My two little buns, ......"
The aunt laughed next to her, "One is called Doudou, the other is called Caicai, and you are also called Xiaobaozi, so it's better to call Doubao and Caibao." β
Wen Luzhu stiffly withdrew his hand, almost burst into tears, what is the name of your aunt? Is my cousin's cousin's name okay?
"No, it's called beans and cabbage, not beans and cabbage. My sister doesn't like bean buns and vegetable buns...... "Doudou and Caicai Wen Luliu are both rustic, and she is estimated to go crazy when they become bean buns and vegetable buns!"
The aunt was a little disappointed, "Don't you like the green willow?" In fact, bean buns and vegetable buns are better than beans and vegetable dishes. They are all commonly eaten buns, which are common and delicious. β
Wen Luzhu shook his head frantically, "No, let's just call it Doudou and Caicai." "Although they are all earthy, there are still differences.
Waiting for Mother Wen to come back, the aunt couldn't help but put forward her own Jianyi, Mother Wen was moved to hear it, and looked at Wen Luzhu, "Actually, bean buns and vegetable buns are also good, and in this way, in the future, you don't have to think much about your brother and sister's children to name their children, all of them are named with buns." β
"No, Mom, our family doesn't make steamed buns, what do you do with a steamed bun family? But don't forget, our family sells agricultural and sideline products, and beans and vegetables are genuine! Wen Luzhu's face was green, and he fought hard for his cute dragon and phoenix fetus.
initially persuaded Wen's mother and aunt, and Wen Luzhu was also worried that they would shout like this in private, and it would slowly become an established fact. After a while, Wen Luliu called, and Wen Luzhu specifically mentioned this matter to Wen Luliu.
Wen Luliu was really excited, "No, beans and vegetables are the limits of my acceptance, and then a bean bag and a vegetable bag, absolutely not!" My child will never be a member of the Bread Army! β
She specially asked Wen Luzhu to call her aunt and Wen's mother, righteously and sternly opposed the names of bean buns and vegetable buns, and asked Wen's mother and aunt not to come nonsense.
Wen Luliu studied liberal arts, and she was very good-mouthed, saying that Wen's mother and aunt were hurting in their heads, and in the end, no matter what she said, they should only "yes".
Wen Luzhu happily took the phone and continued to say that the aunt mentioned that Doudou's name was National Day, and the name of the vegetable was the national anthem.
After a night of trouble, Wen Luzhu was a little sleepy, so he fell asleep again.
After three days in the hospital, after examination, both adults and children were healthy, and Dr. Tan approved the discharge.
Wen Luzhu's stomach finally stopped hurting, and he held the dragon and phoenix fetus as soon as he was free. Although the dragon and phoenix fetus often sleep with their eyes closed, in her eyes, it has its own filter, how cute it looks, how smart it is.
On the day they were discharged from the hospital, Wen's mother and Wen Luzhu decided to take a taxi back. Two babies, inconvenient to take the bus.
When waiting for the taxi, Wen's mother gave a big red envelope to her aunt, and asked her to have time to go to Taohualiao to sit and move. The aunt did not shirk and went to the hospital to help take care of the mother, for the sake of kindness, she should have received the red envelope.
After that, Wen Luzhu and Wen's mother sat in the taxi, sent the aunt to the station to be dropped, and then sat all the way back to Taohualiao in Fengzhen.
The car drove all the way into the door of Wen Luzhu's house, and Wen's father heard the movement and came out to help move things and settle the bill, and talked to Wen's mother and Wen Luzhu in a low voice, telling them to ignore what Grandma Wen said in the house.
Wen's mother knew in her heart, Wen Luzhu was confused, and the two of them entered the house with a small bun.
Grandma Wen sat in the house, saw Wen Luzhu and Mother Wen come in, got up to look at the two children, and said with a smile, "Well, it's all healthy-"
After that, Wen Luzhu went back to her room, and Wen's mother also put the vegetables in her hand on Wen Luzhu's bed, and then busily put away all kinds of baby products.
Grandma Wen saw that Mother Wen had been busy, and finally couldn't help it, "Luzhu is confined in her mother's house, and it looks unlucky, so it's better to move to the old house to live, right?" β
"Mom, this is Luzhu's home, not her mother's home. And if you hadn't insisted on it, it wouldn't have happened. Mother Wen pushed back neither softly nor hard.
Wen Luzhu listened to it suddenly, it turned out that even this was taboo.
Speaking of children, Grandma Wen is indeed at a loss, but she still doesn't give up, "You haven't looked at that Chen Sixteen in Xiazhai, who was arrested and imprisoned last year, is his youngest sister, who went back to her parents' house to give birth to a child and bring about decline." These things must be taboo. Luzhu went back to live in the old house, and the food was still the same, but it was just a different place to live. β
Mother Wen looked at Grandma Wen, "Chen Sixteen is in prison, what does it have to do with his sister?" Obviously, he went to take drugs by himself, and he was arrested and sent to prison after the onset of drug addiction, and then he had to quit drugs! β
"Why didn't you catch it late and didn't catch it early, but at that time?" Grandma Wen insisted on her own ideas.
Wen Luzhu spoke beside him, "Grandma, are you going to convert to another religion?" There is no such doctrine in Christianity. "Those old and ignorant customs have nothing to do with denominations. Wen Luzhu said this, but he was just dealing with Grandma Wen in a targeted manner.
Grandma Wen hurriedly denied it, "No, I'm still a basic teacher." Those-"
"Grandma insists on other sectarian things so much, the Lord may be upset when he knows about it." Wen Luzhu took another dose of fierce medicine.
The old lady suddenly became dumbfounded, and waved her hand for a while, "Then I don't careβbut let's burn a brazier and go to the bad luck......"
When Grandma Wen left, Mother Wen and Wen Luzhu looked at each other and smiled.
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Actually, peanuts think about it and think that the names of bean bun and vegetable bun are actually really good, really (Λ(β)Λ)
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