"Fortune telling! Fortune teller! The iron mouth is broken! ”

"Five hundred years of knowledge, five hundred years of knowledge!"

"Seek good fortune and avoid evil, and keep the family safe!"

"This little friend, do you want a talisman? This is the war-free card that General Yue Fei once hung on the city wall back then! What? I don't know what a war-free card is? You're asking the right person! The war-free card is not a sign hung up when you fight with the enemy, Xiaoyou, if you are bullied, you only need to take out this, and the other party will let you go, you know? There is the blessing of General Yue's heroic spirit on this! Who is General Yue? That's a famous Chinese general! The hero who fought against the Great Demon King Lu Bu with Qin Qiong and Yuan Chonghuan back then, that battle was known as the Three Heroes Battle of Lu Bu - hey, don't go, little friend! ”

"This young lady, are you worried about your figure? Master Dao has Yunnan Baiyao here that can make the young lady have a perfect body in one day! Just eat it, Miss, your belly will get smaller—huh? It turns out that the young lady is pregnant (the mythical beast)? It's okay, it's okay, Dao Ye still has a fetal pill here......"

"Uncle, is it because of rheumatism that you are so miserable? Master Dao has a black jade intermittent ointment for rheumatism! Would you like to come some? ”

"Little friend, what are you crying about? Bullied by your classmates? Master Dao is here to undertake the business of bullying classmates to write homework and hold parent-teacher conferences! Interested in making an order? Ha? It turned out that I failed the exam? Never mind! Dao Ye can tell fortunes! Calculate the content of the next exam, should you take it while it's hot? ”

……

The seven stars of Longquan, who act alone, are like birds flying into the sky and fish entering the sea, and they are at ease.

With little interest in St. Peter's Basilica, he casually found a direction and began to wander around, catching someone along the way. It's not about fortune telling, selling amulets, or introducing your own weird business.

was originally a handsome Taoist priest who looked so good-looking, but he became a second-class man because of his comic behavior.

If it were in China, I guess no one would believe this Taoist priest's nonsense, right?

It's just a pity that this is in Britain, and there shouldn't be a second Taoist priest like this in the whole of Britain except for Longquan Qixing, so some people who haven't seen this kind of scene are really stupid to buy some messy things from Longquan Qixing - of course, most of them buy it because they think it's novel.

This made Longquan Qixing very happy, and he almost didn't label this land with a label of "people are stupid and money come quickly".

Unconsciously, the Longquan Seven Stars, who were strolling along the Thames River, walked out of the downtown area.

After pedestrians became scarce, the Longquan Seven Stars finally stopped a little.

"Dao Ke Dao, Dao Ye doesn't know ......"

"The name is famous, but the Taoist is not famous......"

"The nameless ten thousand swords return to the sect, and the famous sword is twenty-three ......"

"Therefore, when you meet a beautiful woman, you can see the wonder; If there is a, it is called Billy. ”

"These two are the same and have different names, the same name is Xuan, Xuan does not change his life, and the trench does not save the ......"

Along the way, he recited the messy "Tao Te Ching" that he had tampered with indiscriminately

With white hair and black eyes, he wore a long sword hanging from his back, and the golden bell on the hilt jingled with his steps.

"Hmm...... Why did you accidentally wander into this place? ”

Longquan Qixing looked around and scratched his head in distress.

This is the place where they used to come to Mu Yue before—that is, the riverside where the strange river god was summoned.

looked around, there was no one, and the corners of Longquan Qixing's mouth rose slightly.

"Oh haha, it's boring anyway, call that guy out and nag it!"

Walking to the river, Longquan Qixing randomly picked out one of his pair of tattered talismans and threw it into the river.

No reaction –

"Sure enough, these deceptive things without spiritual power are useless......"

- You know you're a liar! If you know, don't sell it!

Putting away a large number of talismans in disappointment, Longquan Qixing thought about it and took off the long sword behind his back.

This is actually a projection of his original sword form after his ontology was formed as a human.

"Hehe, when the time comes, I will call you back ten times the river god!"

He threw his sword into the river.

This time there was finally a response.

A burst of light emanated from the surface of the river, and then the river god boy slowly appeared in front of the Longquan Seven Stars.

"Young Funny Taoist Priest Yo ......"

“……”

“……”

Longquan Seven Stars: "Hey! Why don't you ask me what I'm dropping? ”

"Do you still need to ask? You bastard threw in a projection of yourself, right!? How can anyone but you be able to handle that kind of thing!? Entertain me, right? ”

"Shh

Longquan Qixing spat, and with a single move, a sword with a golden bell flew out of the river and landed in his hand.

Hanging the sword behind his back again, Longquan Qixing sat on the lawn by the river, beckoned to the river god and motioned for him to sit beside him.

"Come here, Dao Ye is bored and comes to you to chat."

"I'm the god of the river, not a chatter."

Even so, the river god still sat next to the Longquan Seven Stars, probably because being the river god itself is also a very boring thing, right? Generally, it is very difficult for ordinary people who do not have special abilities to call out the river god.

"Speaking of which, there is one thing that Dao Ye has always wanted to ask you."

"What's the matter?"

"You're a river god, aren't you? How did you feel when people were pumping industrial sewage into the river? ”

The river god's face suddenly turned green.

"Please, don't mention this unbearable past, okay...... You know, during the Industrial Revolution, I was constipated for more than 100 years...... Almost went crazy! ”

"Oh? So you're not doing something? ”

"Yes, I started a big cholera here in the 19th century...... Hey, hey, those bastards used to call me Mother River, and then they all called me Thames Daddy......"

"And then? Are they starting to clean up the pollution? ”

"Yes, but it's not a pleasant process, it's like you've been forced to the ground and brushed your body......"

"You've worked so hard."

"It's okay, in fact, only the world's famous rivers will have an impact on me, and those nameless streams will be fine. Tell me about you, how does it feel to be a swordsman? ”

Longquan Seven Stars: "............ Why do you feel weird about that? ”

"It's a delusion."

The two chatted with each other, and time was lost unconsciously.

Just as the sun was setting, Longquan Qixing got up and patted his clothes and was about to leave, when a huge explosion suddenly came from in the distance.

Then came the panicked cries of the people.

"Huh? Something went wrong? ”

Longquan Qixing frowned and looked in the direction where the explosion came from.

"Oh, it's an evil spirit."

The river god nodded.

"There's nothing I can do to help. It's a bit strange, though, that there are magic enchantments all over London, and there hasn't been an evil spirit attack for decades......"

"Hmph, leave this matter to Dao Ye and me!"

Longquan Qixing drew out the long sword behind his back and said with a grin:

"Let's see how Dao Ye slays demons and destroys demons!"