Chapter 34: Auditions? Destroy the three views?
The so-called first trial is by the eunuchs who shoulder the heavy responsibility, watch from a distance or take a closer look, select those who are flawed and send them back to their hometowns, first roughly eliminate a group of shoddy women, and then select them.
The eunuchs in charge of selection would scrutinize the faces of those left behind with critical eyes, and listen to the voices one by one. If there is any hair, ears, eyebrows, eyes, mouth, jaw, shoulders, back, feet, sound, and any other place that does not meet the requirements, they can be ordered to go home.
Of course, this selection of eunuchs is naturally to avoid the children of important ministers who have superior family backgrounds, have power linked to the imperial court, and balance the government and the opposition. How do you know the identities of these women? It will be discussed privately beforehand, or by gestures or with jewelry.
At first, I was stupid to think that the aesthetic concepts of the ancients were so weird? With a crooked neck and squinted eyes, and a yellow bald head for beauty? Now that I think about it, I really underestimated the importance of human affection.
Whether it is modern or ancient, the "second generation of officials", "Bai Fumei" and "national husband Wang Beep ~ Cong" are all gorgeous and occupy half of the country. This scrutinizing eunuch is not as kind as the father-in-law who led us, and his sharp-beaked monkey cheeks have reached the level of common anger of people and gods.
I saw his footsteps approaching step by step, like the steps of minions and devils, and I couldn't lose my momentum and raised my head to face him. Maybe the women he had seen before were too tactful, and even if he lifted his head to examine them, most of them lowered their eyebrows and eyes, which definitely didn't give him a refreshing feeling like me.
He was satisfied with my face, and raised the corners of his mouth and snorted coldly, I noticed it but could not show it to my face, so I kept a flat expression. He passed me and didn't seem to mean to let me "go back to my hometown", but the one in the row behind me was not so lucky.
It's just that she looks ordinary, and her voice is coarse and tolerable, after all, her status is enough to ignore these. However, she shouldn't have laughed heroically when she was examining her father-in-law's scrutiny of her.
With this smile, the breath in his mouth was completely sprayed in front of his father-in-law's eyes, and the eunuch was almost stunned in the palace selection field. He turned his back and waved his hand and said, "If you can come back next year when you have a good time, this kind of "stunner" is really unfortunate for my Jin Dynasty."
The woman was like a thunderbolt from the sky, turning laughter into tears, howling, crying, "I want to be a princess, I want to be Xiao Ruirui's wife." I was standing in the front row of the woman, trying not to laugh. I can't imagine that this ancient nymphomaniac is so cute~
The eunuch who was censored was obviously smoked very lightly, and walked away for a while before returning to this area for a re-election. Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of an object similar to a long ruler in her hand, what is this for?
He still continued the previous review process, and brushed down a large number of "contestants" with poor demeanor and appearance. Although there are still many girls in the huge candidate area, they are still much less than before. The eunuch returned to our column and began the "second trial".
He said in a shrill nasal voice, "Girls, please use the slight movement of your hands to make some poses that you think are beautiful." The girls were all in a fiddling position, but I was not in a hurry, anyway, there was still a long time and space before I was examined.
It would be useless to pose in advance, so I leaned out and looked at the posture of the woman in the front row. It's really varied, shining brightly, just like the star wax figures of the wax museum, what do you want. Some women, like palace maids, shook Juan Pa back and forth, and some women put on an S-shaped graceful posture, pressing their waists and abdomen with their hands......
What left me speechless the most was that those women with funny talents showed off the thick muscles on her arms without hesitation. The interrogating eunuch was also frightened, and the exclamations were endless, and he waved his hand to mean that the woman was going home to enjoy her old age again.
I didn't expect that so many princess candidates would be given up at once in this round, and I didn't expect that after the next interrogation, it would be my turn. The woman in front of her is a good example, I saw that her posture was charming but not debauched, and her temperament was good but not exaggerated, and she was obviously favored by the eunuch.
I saw that the eunuch nodded faintly, and then walked towards me, and I saw that he had forgotten to pose, and the corners of his mouth curled to look at him.
"Huh?" He stared at me with a slanted eyebrow, and I realized it. "Oh~oh." I knew it and put on a popular non-mainstream pose. I saw that I was looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, and then holding my forehead to block the strong sunlight.
He took a step back, as if he had never seen such a posture before, and froze for a few seconds, and then, then, ...... He chose to ignore me and move on to the next contestant. Whew~ Barely passed? The frequency of my heart beating proves that I am still a little nervous.
The second trial was over, and a large number of women were eliminated. They either screamed or looked blank, and some fell directly to the ground and pretended to be dead to win sympathy and change the status quo, but these obviously can't stand up to the system, nor can they compare to the rules that have been set.
"Okay, stay and enter the third trial with me." The eunuch coughed, and said such a sentence in a strange way. We quickly gathered in a column, and we were about to travel with the eunuch in a mighty way, and I don't know how many we can stay after this "three trials"?
Although I knew that the princess's road was bumpy and difficult, I didn't know that these people who wanted to squeeze in were so desperate, and I couldn't help myself, but I had to continue. Orange, during this time, has been guarding me with his eyes, although he is speechless, but it warms me.
Since these three trials have to change venues, can Orange follow? I ran over to the father-in-law and asked for instructions, and the only answer I got was "No!" "I was also reprimanded for not understanding the rules and cutting in line at will......
Frustrated, I returned to my original position, and forgot to glance at where the orange was standing, and she apparently understood, so she did not stop, and walked in the other direction. I'm in a bit of a hurry, because I don't know where she's going, will she leave me alone?
I almost chased after me, but the father-in-law who was scrutinizing me came up and said, "What are you doing, are you going to run away from the election?" His fierce eyes almost made me tremble, so he asked, "May I ask my father-in-law where my attendant is going?" ”
"She went to the room where the candidate was waiting, she should have gone early, I don't know why she stood here for so long." The father-in-law still had a cold tone, but my heart was full of warmth.
I don't know if the orange will quarrel and scuffle with other people's attendants, after all, the orange is so quiet, and a few of the women's entourage must be noisy and noisy.
People have no long-term concerns, but only near-term worries. My journey is already full of ups and downs, but I have the leisure to think about others. I really don't know if this is called death, or meddlesome, in short, the tricks that follow the willfulness of the temperament will not work.
I stepped back and smiled reassuringly. "Girl, it's okay, let's go, it's just you, it's still a long time delay." The eunuch muttered, his tone still the same swishing.
Since nothing had happened to the oranges, I could continue without any scruples, so I nodded vigorously. "Okay, let's go." As soon as the words fell, a column of women wearing various costumes and different grades of appearance embarked on a new round of selection process. Each has a ghost?