Chapter 001 Oops, I'll Go

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"Shopkeeper, I want a lard candy." A small hairy head leaned against the counter and said, the big black and shiny eyes were bubbling with the unique light of foodies, a red tongue kept licking the corners of the mouth, and a few drops of viscous liquid gently dripped on the counter, which was particularly eye-catching in the sunlight.

Li Xiaoxiying's sword eyebrows were raised, and there seemed to be black gas bubbling from the door of his head, and he said weakly: "Xiaohua, how many times have I told you, don't put your head on the counter, you see it's drooling again, I just washed the counter in the morning, and now it's dirty again." ”

"I'm sorry! Shopkeeper, I didn't mean to. The little furry head quickly shrank back, and the big black and shiny eyes looked at him drippingly, and the voice was timid and cute.

In the face of such a cute little girl of the beast clan, Li Xiaoxie couldn't let out even if he had a lot of anger.

"Forget it, forget it, just pay more attention next time, yes, this is the lard candy you want, go home after eating!"

"Thank you, shopkeeper!"

After finishing speaking, a pair of pink little hands couldn't wait to take the lard candy handed over by Li Xiaoxie, and then tore off the sugar coating in three or two clicks, threw it into his mouth, and ate it with relish.

Xiaohua, who left a half-corner of mixed silver on the counter, waved goodbye to Li Xiaoxie with a look of satisfaction, and her fluffy little head was particularly conspicuous.

After looking at the innocent little figure jumping away, Li Xiaoxie sat back in his chair and continued to think about life and reflect on himself.

Li Xiaoxie is reflecting on Shenma?

Of course, he is introspecting, did he create evil in his last life, or did he commit evil in this life? How else could it be so unlucky? Such a fucking thing happened to him, and it made him the shopkeeper of an interracial grocery store.

Did you see the little kid who just came to buy candy?

She's not a human at all, but a half-human, half-dog orc.

This is quite pleasing to the eye, in the more than half a month since I came here as a shopkeeper, Li Xiaoxie has seen all the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.

Half-human, half-beast orcs; The hanged ghost with his tongue hanging down to his waist and neck; a disgusting zombie with maggots on its body (commonly known as the blood clan); There is also a pig demon who always likes to buy sweet potatoes and farts after eating; Species like these are Li Xiaoxie's customers.

Are you talking nonsense?

Anyway, Li Xiaoxie felt that it was nonsense, a little heart could not be calmed down for several days, and the worldview, life and scientific outlook that had been maintained for twenty years also collapsed after becoming the shopkeeper of this alien grocery store.

It's all tears. Li Xiaoxie, male, from Fengcheng, is 22 years old this year, and is at the age of flowers; The level of education is average, and he barely mixes a third-rate undergraduate diploma; The height is average, the height of one meter seventy-six is still so-so now, not tall or short; is on the thin side, taking the route of a young man with a little bit of literature and art, don't expect him to be able to pick three when he encounters danger, but his kung fu is good; has a fair complexion and a slightly handsome appearance, and in the eyes of the hungry young woman and aunt, he is an out-and-out little fresh meat; Money, this thing is really wooden, just graduated for half a year, he can't find a decent job, and he is basically struggling on the food and clothing line; Family background, this thing is even more wooden, but the back is there, but it's a pity that it's not majestic enough.

Originally, Li Xiaoxie worked as a waiter in a nightclub, and his salary was okay, three thousand five a month, and the most important thing was to get a tip.

The problem lies in Li Xiaoxie's strong self-esteem, in other words, he wants to be a **** and set up an archway, and he wants to tip very much, but he doesn't want to sacrifice his hue to accompany those rich women.

On a dark and windy night, a rich woman with a waist stronger than an oil drum and legs thicker than a garbage can, after giving Li Xiaoxie a tip of 500 yuan, regardless of whether Li Xiaoxie was happy or not, she pasted her powdered face on Li Xiaoxie's delicate little face, and a pair of big hands like a fan were very dishonestly placed on Li Xiaoxie's thighs, rubbing and rubbing ......

Then, Li Xiaoxie went crazy, then the rich woman went crazy, and then the manager of the nightclub also went crazy......

As a result, Li Xiaoxie, who was naturally powerless and powerless, was swept away from the nightclub and didn't even get a dime of salary.

Then, penniless wandering on the streets, Li Xiaoxie met a little old man surnamed Mo, God knows what happened, Li Xiaoxie was fooled by the little old man into this valley where birds don't, and became the shopkeeper of this exotic grocery store.

Just after thinking back on the bleak past, the little old man who made Li Xiaoxie hate his teeth appeared.

The little old man walked slowly towards Li Xiaoxie with a bag of soy milk and three meat buns in his hand, with an extremely happy smile on his face, which was in stark contrast to Li Xiaoxie's depressed stinky face.

"Come, eat, freshly baked freshly ground soy milk and fragrant big meat buns, hurry up and eat them while they're hot." The little old man put the soy milk bun on the counter, and then said with a smile on his face.

Li Xiaoxie turned his face and replied: "If you don't eat, the incorruptible will not be eaten, although I am a small person, I still have a little ambition." Old man, let me go as soon as you know me, do you know that your actions have constituted a crime? Illegally imprisoning others, restricting their freedom in life, and forcing others to do things they don't want to do is punishable by jail time. ”

Old man Mo spread his hands, and his wrinkled face was still filled with a scrooked smile and said, "Young man, what you said is not right, when did I imprison you?" When did you limit your freedom in life? When did it force you? That day, I told you that you had a job with a good salary and a good salary, and your kid's eyes were green, and he held my hand and insisted that I bring you. ”

Li Xiaoxie listened, his face turned red, what the little old man said was the truth, he was hungry and crazy that day, the little old man invited him to a big meal, and promised a high salary, can Li Xiaoxie not agree?

I thought that this little old man had a kind smile on his face, he must be a sincere person, who knew that this girl was a big fool, and she could still fool better than that Zhao flicker, she wouldn't have worked in a pyramid scheme organization, right?

"Old man, don't quibble, you said that you tricked me into a place where this bird doesn't, and I deal with those monsters every day, I can't run here, I can't walk, you must have done something behind your back."

Old Man Mo shook his head, looked at Li Xiaoye with disdain and said, "Are you embarrassed to say that you are still a young man?" I've been here for more than ten days, you've escaped more than a hundred times, and every time you get lost, you're crying and calling for help, if it weren't for my old man's kindness and kindness to come to the rescue, your kid would have been swallowed by a monster by now, and you still have the strength to fight with me here? ”

Li Xiaoxie's little face turned red again, what the old man said was still the truth, these days he didn't run away, but he tried hard to escape, but it was very sad that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't run out of this valley of Raushzi, what sunlight saw shadows, the North Star led the way, and the use of ground objects to judge the direction, all of them failed in this valley.

"Don't talk about these things, old man, you didn't tell me at the time that the customers of this grocery store are all these monsters. The master decided not to do it now, and the acquaintance took the master from there and sent it back there. Li Xiaoxiao angrily pointed to Old Man Mo's nose and said.

The little old man's height is a hard injury, and the fifth-class crippled height of more than one meter and a half made Li Xiaoxie find a trace of comfort, and the feeling of condescendingly pointing at the little old man's nose several times is really beautiful.

Old man Mo's eyes widened, obviously a little unhappy with Li Xiaoxie's impolite behavior, Old Man Mo moved his body back, avoiding Li Xiaoxie's stretched fingers, and then took out a contract from his pocket, unfolded it and handed it to Li Xiaoxie's eyes and said: "Oh, see it clearly, it is clearly written in black and white here, our customers are not ordinary human beings, and this work is lifelong, once the contract is signed, it cannot be changed, and there are your autographs and handprints here, do you still want to deny it?" ”

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