Chapter 033: Punishment for kneeling
After all, Qiao Kaisi still didn't play Xiao Su's scheming, after all, Xiao Su was able to penetrate his inner thoughts, and the final result could only be to admit defeat. Of course, the consequence of admitting defeat is that he has to kneel in front of Xiao Su and sing conquest.
In fact, Qiao Kaisi didn't understand why this song, which was written more than a hundred years ago, has survived to this day, and in the end, it still tricked him.
However, before singing, he didn't understand why Xiao Su knew the existence of this song, so he asked: "No, why would you let me kneel and sing conquest?" That's not your style. ”
"Oh, this? Just now, downstairs, there was a woman who treated her man who made a mistake like this, and the effect was not bad. Xiao Su said, knowing that Qiao Kai's thoughts were going to change the topic, so he smiled and pressed the blood blazing forward again, "Since it has been explained clearly, then you can sing it quickly." ”
"I won't!" Qiao Kaisi knew that Xiao Su was just a follower, and I was afraid that he didn't even know the lyrics of the song Conquest, so he played tricks.
"Won't?"
"No!"
Xiao Su didn't believe it, so he pressed the blood blazing forward again, and asked again, "Really, no?" ”
"Kill me, I won't!" Qiao Kaisi raised his head and lit up his neck in front of Xiao Su's eyes as if he was looking at death.
"Okay, forget it."
Qiao Kaisi didn't expect Xiao Su to really believe his words, but it was better not to show the joy of being able to escape, so he coughed dryly, bowed slightly to Xiao Su, and said very gratefully: "Thank you for the grace of the great god not to kill." ”
"No thanks, you kneel for two hours first." Xiao Su said, that is, he accepted Sasu, and at the same time released the spiritual power of Qiao Kaisi.
How could Joe Kath be so obedient, and the moment the restraint was lifted, he stood up. As a result, before he could snicker, the tip of Sasu's knife was pressed against his neck, although he couldn't see the blade clearly, but the feeling of pressure from the flesh was very obvious.
"An obedient child is a good child." Xiao Su looked at Qiao Kaisi coldly and said softly.
The only thing Jokath could do except smile awkwardly was to kneel down honestly.
Xiao Su didn't say anything more, accepted Sasu again, returned to the coffee table, turned the sofa over with difficulty, and then nestled on the sofa and watched the soap TV series.
An hour later......
Qiao Kaisi knelt on his knees and his legs were numb and rubbed his two thighs with his hands, while Xiao Su was crying in the sofa, wiping his nose and throwing paper on the ground.
"Hey, that's enough, hey, aren't you a god? Watching a soap opera can cry like this, it's really a shame for the gods. Qiao Kaisi really didn't want to listen to Xiao Su's unnutritious crying, so he complained.
Xiao Su didn't say anything, just raised his hand to crumple the paper that had just wiped his nose into a ball, and waved his hand at Qiao Kaisi.
Qiao Kaisi wanted to hide, but as soon as his knees left the floor, he was warned by Xiao Su: "If you dare to get up, add two more hours." ”
"I'll go!" Qiao Kaisi was really speechless, and could only watch as the snot-covered paper slapped into his face. However, when the paper ball fell to the floor in front of him, Qiao Kaisi noticed that there was no snot on the paper ball, but a faint spiritual power.
After thinking for a moment, Qiao Kaisi looked up at Xiao Su in disbelief, "You shouldn't be wiping your spiritual power with a drawing paper, right?" ”
"I ...... It's mine**...... Not ...... Complete, how to ...... How can there be snot, the circuit is full of ...... It's all spiritual power. Xiao Su sobbed as he spoke, and even spoke intermittently, which made people anxious.
As he spoke, Xiao Su turned his head to look at Qiao Kaisi, then looked at the paper ball on the ground, and said, "By the way, these spiritual powers can be absorbed, if you feel pity, take them." ”
No matter how Qiao Kaisi listened, he felt that this sentence was really disgusting, and he couldn't help but regurgitate.
At this moment, the sound of the key sounded outside the gate, and Xiao Su subconsciously turned his head to look over. Qiao Kaisi thought that it must be Celine who came back, and immediately stood up while Xiao Su was not paying attention, he believed that Xiao Su would take care of his face as a man in front of Celine.
However, it was not Celine who opened the door, but the landlady.
The landlady was a middle-aged woman shaped like a bucket with synchronized measurements, and her curly hair, permed and dyed yellow, happened to coil her round face full of fat. The overly colorful makeup makes her look not the slightest charming, and the thick gold necklace hanging around her neck is also unbearable to look at, as for her dress? A floral pajamas with a pair of flip-flops, she calls fashion.
Dare not be fashionable? Anyway, Joe Kath didn't dare, after all, he couldn't find a cheaper place in this city than this place.
But at this time he was about to be kicked out of this place, on the grounds that the landlady's son was getting married and needed to use it as a new house.
"Isn't it? Isn't your son just a man? Joe Kaith looked at the landlady in disbelief.
"What about being an adult, in this era of more monks and less porridge, let alone a beautiful girl like me, just an old virgin is fragrant, okay?" As the landlady spoke, she couldn't help but look Qiao Kaisi up and down, and said contemptuously: "You think that like you, you can't even find a warm bed." ”
"Talking about people don't reveal ......"
"I'm sorry, we're not going to leave here, so you'd better go." Xiao Su suddenly appeared beside Qiao Kaisi and said coldly to the landlady.
The landlady snorted softly, "Heh, who are you?" Dare to point fingers at me, believe me or not...... Yes! The girl has something to say, don't do it. Seeing the long knife in Xiao Su's hand across her neck, the landlady suddenly trembled with fright, looked at the blade of the knife with her eyes, and glanced to the side with her head struggling.
"Whoever asked you to come to Xiao Qiao, let him come to us directly, I promise not to let you do anything." Xiao Su said, turning the bloody and blazing blade and slamming it to the side, and the sword qi instantly cut off the refrigerator.
Seeing that it was amazing, the landlady's attitude also changed 180 degrees, and she hurriedly said to Qiao Kaisi with a sneer: "Actually, I'm just here to discuss with you, can you move away from here?" I can refund you all the rent, plus some compensation. ”
"I bought this house." Celine's sudden appearance behind her startled the landlady.
Celine didn't bargain with the landlady, she just gave her a bank card, then took the key and blew it away.
Closing the door, Celine saw that Xiao Su's eyes became a little different when she looked at Qiao Kaisi, and couldn't help but smile, playing with the key, and asked Qiao Kaisi playfully: "Boy, did you do anything exciting?" ”
Looking at Celine's gossip, Qiao Kaisi smiled and asked Celine with a sinister face: "It's okay to talk about things during the day, right?" I got you out. ”
As soon as these words came out, Celine was stunned for a moment, and the key on her finger fell to the floor with a snap.