"Brother? Not, platoon commander? …… You say, what is the point of living like this? …… Hehe! Dice and pai gow can't be played, and women can't touch them, so is it still called a man? …… Isn't it true that everyone said? ……”

"That's right! We live like this, what kind of soldiers are we going to be? This is desperate with the devil in front, in the end, it doesn't matter if you don't eat well and dress well, the man's hobby, if you deprive it, we might as well go out and carry the work! ”

There is a mountain leopard to lead the way, and all the soldiers who have just joined the army are also shouting!

This should be put in front of Instructor Yan, who will definitely criticize and educate these people fiercely, and then explain some big truths.

But whether these people can listen or not, that's two talks, maybe they ran away in the middle of the night.

So Zhao Weiguo understands that Instructor Yan's set is incomprehensible in front of these guys, and he must use a language that these guys can understand, and it is a language that they can understand, and speak to them!

"Come on! Come! Come! Come around, I'll tell you! Look at your beating sex one by one, just live for such a little thing? There is no other pursuit! ”

Zhao Weiguo surrounded everyone, and this was opened, his not very sharp three-inch incorruptible tongue!

Be reasonable! Zhao Weiguo, what won't? He can say that he is alive when he is dead, let alone these soldiers who have just joined the army!

At this time, Zhao Weiguo pointed to the basin on the ground and said, "You all take a look, what is in this basin?" ”

"Water?"

The crowd was almost unanimous.

"! Can you see the water? Take a look again? ……”

The mountain leopard took the lead, and the rest of the people also followed, but after watching for a long time, they didn't figure out what could be in the water? Can a fish pop up?

"Platoon commander? Nothing! "The voice of the mountain leopard is still a little bit!

"You say, with your IQ, you still push pai gow? Isn't pushing also a loss? What should I do if I lose? Women can't eat or drink with you, and then you lose the bet and sell it? A bunch of deflated calves, you still want to gamble? Don't you know that you lose nine out of ten bets? Do you understand this time? ”

"Whew!"

Zhao Weiguo's reprimand, everyone understands half of it, but half of it doesn't understand, what is in this water?

"Platoon commander, you have been talking for a long time, what else is there in this basin besides water?"

"You're all stupid! Get me a comb! ”

Zhao Weiguo shouted, he had fast legs, and brought a comb. And what about Zhao Weiguo at this time? I combed my hedgehog-like head well, and I felt that I was still so handsome!

"Mirrors?"

The mountain leopard's reaction was really not slow, but he was kicked by Zhao Weiguo and said: "You are so stupid at your grandmother's house, I asked you to take a look, look at your bear-like, can you find your daughter-in-law?" Do you have a house? Do you have a car? Do you have land? What the hell do you guys have nothing, and you still want to engage women? How do you support a woman? Yes? ”

"We can go for the kind of woman who doesn't have to be in charge! ……”

An eyeless kid interjected, but it wasn't the mountain leopard, and he was also kicked by Zhao Weiguo.

"What does it mean to be irresponsible? I tell you, as a man, you have to stand up to the sky, and you don't forget that you are a standing and peeing master! If you want to engage in women, you have to be responsible! And what is the place of the troops? It's a man who teaches you how to be a real man, and it's a man who stands up to the sky! Have you all seen Company Commander Shi? That's a pure man! Don't look at him now, he is not married, and he is in his forties, but the little girl who chases him, it is in a row! Let me tell you, to be a man, you should be like Company Commander Shi! Instead of chasing people with your dead face, why don't you carry a gun to the battlefield to kill devils, and when you become a hero, do you still need to find ways to engage women? That woman has to be, and she has dazzled your eyes! So if you want to stay here, if you want to become my Zhao Weiguo's soldier, then you have to be like a man, otherwise you can get out of me as soon as possible! …… After a while, any of you don't want to be a man, and whoever is a bad breed, then come to me to report, hand over the gun, and you can leave! ……”

At this time, Zhao Weiguo snapped! Syllable! Syllable! With such a swing, there is no nonsense!

And it's not that they don't dare, but they are pondering Zhao Weiguo's words, they feel that Zhao Weiguo's words are reasonable, instead of begging other girls to marry them with a dead face, it is better to take the gun in their hands and do a great career! And by that time, that woman is not Wuyang Wuyang?

At this moment, all the recruits were intoxicated by the applause of the flowers, and they didn't even know what their surnames were, and what they called!

"Hey, hey!"

Seeing that these soldiers were intoxicated, Zhao Weiguo withdrew silently, he originally planned to go back to his room and clean up. But I never thought that the mountain leopard had already found someone to clean up, and the house was very tidy and spacious, about more than 40 square meters.

"Brother Fool!"

Zhao Weiguo was thinking about what else to do, and at this moment, a group of children ran in from outside the door, and the leader was called 'Stone Egg', who was twelve years old this year, and was born with a tiger's brain.

And don't look at his name, it's too powerful, and it's the 'head of the regiment'!

Of course, he's the head of the regiment in quotation marks, the head of the children's regiment!

Hehe! What about this location? It is Zhao Weiguo's, that is, the former Ergazi, who was the head of the children's group. Later, some people always laughed at him, saying that he was in his twenties, and he was not ashamed to take his children to play every day?

So Ergazi joined the army like this, and it was a regular army, the main platoon!

But what? Although these two Gazi are gone, these children still recognize him, just such a stupid brother, a stupid brother!

And Zhao Weiguo doesn't mind, stupid is stupid! Isn't there an old saying? Fools have fortune!

"Stone, stone, what are you doing here? ……”

Zhao Weiguo's mouth has always been like this, so that stone egg is also pleasing to the ear!

"Isn't it? When the brothers heard that you had been promoted, they came to see you and brought you gifts! ”

When this stone egg said this, he actually opened his hand, and inside it was a bird's egg!

This is also the rule of the children's group, every time a child has a birthday, Zhao Weiguo will go up to the tree and dig out the eggs for them. But I didn't expect these children to still remember it!

"Good! I took it! ……”

Zhao Weiguo carefully accepted the bird's egg, but remembered another thing. That is Mu Yanru's death! That is, his half-sister!

"Stones, stones, eggs, come! I've got a task for you! ”

"What's the mission?"