Chapter 0023, Shopkeeper Li plays a secret technique
Li Xiaoxie naturally didn't know that someone was drawing circles in the back to prepare to yin him, and he was still immersed in the name of an excellent shopkeeper in the past two days, and he couldn't extricate himself for a long time. β
Well, it can be seen from this that the shopkeeper Li is still a layman, and he can't get rid of these vulgar bad tastes.
Li Xiaoxie has a bad taste at the same time, but also interested in the secret method of the shopkeeper who has just arrived, no way, don't you have a strange dream in that year? I dream every day that I have a special skill to coax, I can go to heaven and earth, and I can do anything.
Although this shopkeeper's secret method has not yet reached such an anti-heaven level, several of them are magical enough. If you can master all these secret methods, even if you can't become the second Brother Monkey, the last time is Lin Zhengying in the world.
To say that Li Xiaoxie really has some talent, he has learned decently in just two days, of course, for people at the level of Old Man Mo, Li Xiaoxie's current cultivation is like a kindergarten kid playing at home, and he can't get on the stage at all. However, it is still very deterrent for low-level aliens, which is why the low-level aliens want to perform the five-body worship ceremony so sincerely and fearfully after seeing Li Xiaoxie, it is very dangerous not to lie down deeply, Li Xiaoxie specially found out the person who wanted to try the secret method.
"********" "Medium"
Li Xiaoxie recited the spell again, cast the secret method, and used the beast catching technique to knock down an unruly orc, and then led the zombies to surround and greet him.
Such a scene has gradually become a norm in the ** Valley, and the shopkeeper Li Da is determined to become an admirable shopkeeper, so he must show his strength to deter some unruly aliens.
In this alien world where the strong are kings, some kung fu is very necessary, because most of the aliens here are candles, which are not lit or lit, and sometimes when something happens, bitter advice is not as good as a home run.
Li Xiaoxie led the zombies to show off his strength and just returned to the door of the grocery store, when he saw the pig demon standing respectfully at the door waiting.
"Boss, there's your phone!" The pig demon hurriedly said.
Li Xiaoxie responded: "Piggy, didn't I say that you can just deal with some simple things directly, and the matter of external contact will be handed over to you in the future." Is there a change in the price of the goods? "Li Xiaoxie is not a hasty person, the reason why he handed over such an important matter of external contact to the pig demon is that the pig demon is indeed a worthy object, and he has been diligent in doing things for a period of time, and second, there is no mobile phone signal in this ** valley, and he has to run to the valley to make and receive calls, which is really troublesome, and Li Da's shopkeeper doesn't want to run to the valley all day long.
The pig demon shook his head: "No, there is a person named Zhang Xiaobai looking for you, saying that there will be a class reunion at the Fengcheng Royal Hotel the night after tomorrow, so you must go anyway." β
Li Xiaoxie glared: "Zhang Xiaobai, it's this goods!" β
Speaking of this Zhang Xiaobai, Li Xiaoxie's memory suddenly pulled back to his student days, this Zhang Xiaobai is Li Xiaoxie's college roommate and best friend, from the first day of school, when the two peeked at the bottom of the girl's skirt under the stairs of the girls' dormitory, the accidental encounter between the two established a four-year friendship. The two have common ideals and goals, and aspire to become connoisseurs of action blockbusters in island countries, so whenever they have time, the two will sit together, staring at the computer screen with thieves' eyebrows and rat eyes, and express their unique personal opinions on the male and female pig's foot tables in the action blockbuster......
After graduation, the two have rarely been in touch, but the relationship has always been there, as long as the other party has something, even if the underwear is off, they have to help.
However, the family environment of the two is different, Zhang Xiaobai's father is a coal boss, the family is rich, and Li Xiaoxie is a lonely orphan, so Li Xiaoxi's righteous behavior of wanting to be a pants to save the rivers and lakes has been staying in the conception stage, but Zhang Xiaobai has helped him a lot, from giving him food and clothing in college to just graduating, Li Xiaoxiao did not find a job, and when he was so poor that he almost didn't go to make ducks, it was Zhang Xiaobai who reached out to help without hesitation.
Therefore, when he heard that it was an invitation sent by Zhang Xiaobai, Li Xiaoxie attached great importance to it, and he had to attend the class reunion the night after tomorrow.
"Okay, I know, you go get busy!"
Li Xiaoxie sent away the pig demons and zombies, and returned to the room alone in a daze.
Participating in the class reunion seems simple on the surface, but in fact it is not, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a Hongmen banquet. Isn't it inconsistent to say that? Zhang Xiaobai asked Li Xiaoxie to go, can he still harm him?
Zhang Xiaobai, an iron buddy, can't, but others don't.
As we all know, in this materialistic society, the pure friendship between classmates is not all zΓ i, and everyone pursues different lives and goals, so it is inevitable that some people will treat others with colored eyes.
Li Xiaoxie has a lot of feelings about this, an unlucky and sad guy with no money, no background and no connections, the whole class can count it with his toes, and he is the only one, so he must be the one who will be despised by the classmate meeting.
If Zhang Xiaobai hadn't sent an invitation, even if he drove a helicopter to pick him up, he wouldn't have go.
Since you're going this time, you'll have to be prepared, and it's best to have a blockbuster and scare those pretending guys.
But at present, Li Xiaoxie really can't think of any good way, he can't sue them at the class reunion that he is the shopkeeper of an interracial grocery store, right? If this was the case, then he would have taken the zombie dude and the zombie girl out to swagger through the market.
Li Xiaoxie sat there, thinking hard for a long time and there was no good way.
At this moment, the hanged ghost came to the door: "Hey, shopkeeper, why are you thinking about life again?" β
Li Xiaoxie shook his head: "Ahhhh β
The hanged man shook his head and stammered, "I really can't see it, I think so!" Even when you are anxious, you are still handsome and mighty, which makes me admire. β
Li Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes and said: "Ahhhh What's the matter with me? β
The hanged ghost said: "The shopkeeper, of course there is something serious about looking for you, that's it, there is a ghost who has just passed away in the ghost clan, the thief has money, and he has only been in the ghost clan for a few days, and he has consumed a lot of real money, he sees that the shopkeeper has great powers, so he wants the shopkeeper to do him a favor!" β
Li Xiaoxiao dragged his chin and replied, "What do you want me to help him?" This guy won't want to play **, right? Can I find him some special props? β
The hanged ghost said shamefully: "This is naturally not, he wants you to ask the shopkeeper to help him inquire about something!" β
"What's the matter?" Li Xiaoxie, a monk who is a little bit of a stranger at this request, is he the shopkeeper of an interracial grocery store, when did he become a bag to inquire?
The hanged man continued: "That's right, he wants the shopkeeper's help to inquire if his wife has cuckolded him!" β
βwhatοΌβ Li Xiaoxie is obviously a little unhappy, he is not a detective, when will he take care of the emotional problems of the ghost clan.
"Ahh
The hanged man touched his head and replied a little embarrassedly: "Shopkeeper, I don't want to expand my business!" Besides, the ghost clan is just asking, if it doesn't work, I'll go back and refuse him, so that he will break this heart. β
"Well, just do it, we have to do what we can."
The Hanged Man nodded and said, "Well, I know what to do." β
Li Xiaoxie waved his hand and said casually: "Well, you sue him that his business is not benevolent, if he has any special needs in the future, even if he comes to us, if he wants to play Shuangfei or **, it's no problem." β
"Well, I remember, this guy must be a big customer, it seems to be a ...... in Maple City Call...... The owner of the Grand Hotel Royal, the thief has money. β
Li Xiaoxie's body was shocked, and he stopped the hanged ghost: "Wait, what did you say?" That guy is the owner of the Grand Hotel Royal? β