Li Xiaoxie finally understands now, why did Wukong in Journey to the West go berserk?

An old man babbling in your ear all day long about all kinds of education, it's strange that you can stand it.

finally got to the place, Li Xiaoye hurriedly moved the goods out of the car, and then asked the noodle master to get out of the car quickly. If he stayed with this uncle for a while, Li Xiaoxie was afraid that he would not be able to help but kick this annoying uncle into the valley to talk about life with the hanged ghost.

The roots of his ears were suddenly cleared, and Li Xiaoxie suddenly had a sense of pleasure in clearing the clouds and seeing the blue sky, and he wanted to cry happily.

It was not easy to stop his thoughts, Li Xiaoxie looked back at the goods like a small mountain, this time I really wanted to cry, so many things have to be carried to the valley, it is more difficult than Yugong to move mountains, the key is that Li Xiaoxie's eighth-level northwest wind can blow the small body of the stars in the sky, and it is a joke of life to carry these things.

Li Xiaoxie didn't want to joke with his life, but he really couldn't find a second two-legged walking guy within a radius of ten miles except for him, and it was not realistic to spend some money to hire a few porters. What's more, Old Man Mo's warning Li Xiaoxie is still vivid, and Li Xiaoxie doesn't want to be slapped into a meatloaf by the angry Old Man Mo.

"His grandfather has a ball, so what should I do?" Li Xiaoxie covered his head and looked at the goods on the ground as high as a small mountain, at a loss.

The sky gradually darkened, and when I looked up, there was only a pale yellow afterglow left on the horizon, and the night was about to come.

Li Xiaoxie was bored and found a stone and sat down, he had to think of countermeasures. It didn't take long for the sky to fall completely dark.

Just when Li Xiaoxie was at a loss, suddenly a biting yin wind blew behind him.

Then a creepy voice came: "Shopkeeper, so you are here?" I'm so hard to find you! ”

Li Xiaoxie was so frightened that he jumped up from the ground, and when he turned around, he saw a hanged ghost in white with a long big tongue dangling there.

Li Xiaoxie immediately burst into a foul mouth: "I'm cǎo your sister, hang the ghost, do you know that the ghost will scare people to death?" Can you not be so sudden every time you appear? Let's make some noise and remind me, okay? Master, I have a bad heart and can't stand the fright. ”

The hanged ghost seemed to be a little ashamed, and showed Li Xiaoxie a smile that was more ugly than crying, a face was like a white face, it was better not to smile, and when he laughed, it was so weird that people broke out in cold sweat on the soles of their feet.

Li Xiaoxie hurriedly waved his hand to stop it: "Stop, stop, don't laugh at you, be strict, it's good for you and me." ”

The hanged ghost put away his smile stupidly, and his white eyes stared straight at Li Xiaoxie.

Li Xiaoxie covered his head weakly, he found that it was difficult for the human race to communicate with the ghost race, did this hanged ghost come here on purpose to block him?

Li Xiaoye asked a little unpleasantly: "Hanged ghost, why don't you stay in the valley if you have nothing to do, why did you come to the valley?" Didn't know it was dangerous out there? Wait a minute, you're beaten up by gossip, but don't blame me for not reminding you. ”

It turned out that there were trap formations outside the mouth of the valley to prevent aliens from entering the human world, and at the same time, to prevent people from entering the valley, so as to lead to some unnecessary misunderstandings.

The hanged ghost replied: "Thank you for the reminder from the shopkeeper, the little one knows the rules and won't mess around." I've just been waiting in the valley for a long time and haven't seen you, so I'm going to look for it. ”

"What are you looking for me?"

"I want to buy some Stygian coins!"

Li Xiaoxie's face darkened a little and scolded: "Damn, hanged ghost, are you gambling again?" Didn't I tell you, a small gamble is pleasant, a big gamble hurts the body, just your three-legged cat's kung fu has to gamble with other professional gamblers, don't lose you as pants, I believe you. ”

The hanged ghost was scolded by Li Xiaoxie's head and face, and he didn't dare to express any dissatisfaction, he lowered his head and listened honestly, talking about the past and present life of the hanged ghost is really sad, he was unsatisfactory when he was alive, he was addicted to gambling since he was in his twenties, and finally gambled so much that his family and wife were separated, and he was forced to be desperate by loan sharks, he hanged himself on a dark and windy night, which ended his failed life, came to the underworld and became a member of the ghost clan, and became a hanged ghost wandering outside. But still can't get rid of the problem of good gambling, as long as there is money in the pocket, the hanged ghost has to find a few ghost friends to gamble, recently he met a new ghost friend, he was a gambling king before his death, the hanged ghost knew that he had to gamble with others, people kindly advised, did not want to bully him, but unfortunately this hanged ghost did not know how to jump into the pit, and finally lost so much that he almost took off the underwear. But the hanged ghost still did not give up, and still stumbled on the road to death, earning some money by doing odd jobs in the underworld, and as soon as he got paid, he went to gamble with gamblers, and occasionally got something valuable to go to the grocery store to exchange for money, and then continued to gamble, and finally lost cleanly.

This seems to be an extremely cheap behavior, Li Xiaoxie is puzzled, out of kindness he said several times to no avail, the hanged ghost is still happy to be a fortune boy.

When Li Xiaoxie was almost scolded, the hanged ghost replied faintly: "Shopkeeper, I know that you are a good person, and those previous shopkeepers have never said these words to me." However, some things are not as simple as you seem, and it is not easy to be a ghost, especially a lonely ghost like me, who doesn't know when I will be reincarnated as a human being, so I want to find some excitement for myself. ”

"I'll go, hanged man, are you talking to me about ideals and life? You're not looking for excitement, it's just looking for pleasure. ”

"You don't understand the shopkeeper, I value the process rather than the result, and the fun of immersing yourself in gambling is not something you can understand."

Looking at the hanged ghost's yearning as if he had been poisoned, Li Xiaoxie knew that the heartfelt words he had just said had become, and the hanged ghost didn't listen to it at all.

Li Xiaoye waved his hand a little impatiently and said, "Okay, okay, you are awesome, you continue to enjoy your beautiful ghost life, I don't have time to take care of you, master." If you want to buy Stygian coins, you can, but please pay in cash. ”

The hanged ghost rubbed his hands with an embarrassed face and said, "This, the shopkeeper, can you be accommodating?" I've been a little tight on money for the past two days, and I'll pay you back as soon as I have the money. ”

Li Xiaoxie replied with a dark face: "I'm sorry, our store is a small business, and we don't pay on credit." You still have two accounts left before, a total of one or two silver, please pay it back, otherwise the next meeting will not be so polite. ”

The hanged ghost still didn't give up, and followed behind Li Xiaoxie and pleaded softly: "Shopkeeper, just this time, I won't take it as an example." It's already open, just waiting for me to take the money and start gambling. ”

"Don't talk about it if you don't have money, I'm very busy, don't get in the way here, otherwise I'll beat you all over the place."

"Shopkeeper, help!"

"I'll go, the hanged ghost shouldn't be called the hanged ghost, it's almost the same as the Lai Pi ghost, I've never seen a shameless ghost like you, didn't I see that I still have a bunch of goods to move, master? I ......" Li Xiaoxie was furious by the hanged ghost, and when he was about to turn his face, he suddenly had an idea.

It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there.

These goods are a difficult thing for Li Xiaoxie, but they are not a problem for these aliens at all.

Thinking of this, Li Xiaoxie's frosty face suddenly melted, revealing a smile as bright as flowers in March.

Li Xiaoxie beckoned to the hanged ghost and said, "I'm sorry, I was a little depressed just now, so I spoke a little louder." You said you wanted to buy some Stygian coins, right? It's easy to say. ”

The hanged ghost is obviously a little confused, why does Li Xiaoxie change his face faster than the sky? But he doesn't care about this, as long as Li Xiaoxie is willing to let him take credit, he can do anything.

"Hanged man, I discussed something with you, did you see these goods? As long as you help me move all these goods to the grocery store, and the previous two accounts are all written off, I will give you another million coins. ”

The hanged man's eyes lit up: "This is true." ”

Li Xiaoxie slapped his hand and replied: "Then it is needless to say, a gentleman is difficult to chase after a horse!" ”