"Who are you?"

Di Qi, who was asked by Mu Yue like this, coughed and slowly walked to the sofa and sat down.

With a smile in his magnificent purple eyes, Emperor Qi said softly: "The concubine is here to make soy sauce." ”

Hit your sister with soy sauce!

"What a faux pas!" Gong Xingyun sat on the side and shook his calves, snorted with his eyes closed, "Since it is the sword of this Dao Monarch, how can you say such rude and not majestic?" ”

"Ah, don't be taught a lesson by your mascot owner."

"Who's the mascot!? Who is the mascot!? I'm biting you! ”

Xingyun immediately jumped up from the sofa and was about to pounce on Di Qi's side, but was pressed down by the quick-eyed Mengzhu with one hand on his head.

Mu Yue glanced at Gong Xingyun who was making a fuss and Mengzhu, who was purely making trouble with the other party, and then looked at Di Qi and asked, "Are you...... Is it the Emperor Qi Sword? ”

"Oh? Why are you so sure? ”

Emperor Qi opened his eyes slightly, looking at Twilight Cloud with a slightly strange gaze.

"A man's intuition." Mu Yue's face was stern.

"Ah, men can't rely on intuition! What men need is reason. ”

"Oh oh! Is this the legendary experience of the passer-by? ”

Mengzhu came up with his hands in his heart and looked at Emperor Qi with a look of adoration.

"It's worthy of a thousand-year-old aunt!"

Turning around with a swoop, Mengzhu pointed at Mu Yue and said, "Na, Yue-chan, don't listen to the old man's words and suffer in front of you!" ”

- You're playing with fire, girl!

Sure enough, Emperor Qi finally couldn't help it, and with a wave of both hands, a long sword that was exactly the same as the Emperor Qi Sword suddenly hung above Mengzhu's head.

"Huh?"

Mu Yue, Mengzhu and Gong Xingyun were stunned for a moment.

"It's weird...... Aren't you what the Emperor Qi Sword became? So what is it? ”

"It's not a thing...... No, you're getting in! Emperor Qi glanced at Gong Xingyun, "The concubine body is indeed transformed by Emperor Qi, but this does not mean that the Emperor Qi Sword cannot reappear in the posture of a sword - you can understand that it is a separate body." ”

Mengzhu tilted his head: "Split personality? ”

Gong Xingyun was confused: "...... split the corpse?" ”

Mu Yue sighed: "...... Enough of you. ”

"Oh hehehehe...... That's enough, indeed. ”

Emperor Qi, who was emitting this black aura all over his body, stood up, and the long sword hanging above Mengzhu's head began to swing back and forth above Mengzhu and Gong Xingyun's heads.

"It seems that it's not just the rude owner who needs to be trained ♂ well, there is also a wild girl here who needs to be educated!"

"It's not wild!"

Mengzhu crossed his hands on his hips and straightened his chest, looking proud.

"It's obviously domestic!"

- It's not something that can be said with such pride!

◇

After finally calming down the noisy Mengzhu and Gong Xingyun, the living room returned to calm again.

"So...... Let's sort out what happened in detail......

Mu Yue's fingers tapped lightly on the tabletop.

"First of all, it was Mengzhu and I who picked up a wild Daojun on the side of the road at the beginning."

"Long-winded! I'm biting you! Gong Xingyun immediately showed his cute little tiger teeth at Mu Yue, "If you talk nonsense again, I'll close the door and let Emperor Qi go!" ”

Syllable!

Paper fan beating.

Emperor Qi smiled and took back the paper fan, and didn't look at the tearful Gong Xingyun as if nothing had happened.

【…… It's black]

Patting her cheeks, Mu Yue let her embarrassed face return to normal.

"Then, the next day, we found out that Xingyun was gone."

"That's because I found a vision on Cao Zhuang's side at dawn, so I didn't say goodbye......"

Gong Xingyun raised his hand to explain his behavior last night, and then seemed to remember something, and suddenly put his hands on his chest and skimmed his head.

"Humph! Why do Ben Daojun want to explain this to you...... Shh ”

"Okay, skip that. And then there is - we were caught up in the battle by mistake while you were fighting...... And finally—"

Mu Yue looked at Di Qi.

Di Qi immediately leaned back on the back of the sofa, and somewhere he took out a lace folding fan and said along his cheeks, "Ah? Do you want to confess to your concubine? I said in advance that the concubine would resist, it's very intense! ”

- Have you directly skipped falling in love and getting married to reach the last step!??

"In other words, even if it is a confession, shouldn't the response be 'rejection' or 'acceptance'? Why did it directly become 'rebellion', hey!! You're not the Emperor, are you!? Absolutely not! You are so filthy, you are not Emperor Qi, but a vibrating [beep-], right? ”

Mu Yue, who was molested ♂ one after another, finally broke out the soul of complaining in her heart.

Gong Xingyun: "Wow...... It's dirty! ”

Mengzhu (bow your head, whisper): "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness, ......"

Gong Xingyun (tilted his head, confused): "Why are you reading this?" ”

Mengzhu (raised an index finger, with a look on his face): "At this time, as long as you sincerely recite the core values of socialism, you can ward off evil spirits and remove pollution!" ”

- Enough of you......

"Really, there's no sense of humor...... Why is the spiritual source of the concubine body a little guy like you? ”

"Spiritual source?" ””

The three people who heard the term for the first time looked at each other.

"That's right!"

With a snap, the folding fan was knocked on the palm of his hand, and Di Qi, who was sitting on the sofa, folded his legs.

"Spiritual source, literally means the source of spiritual power."

"Because of the spiritual power you provide, Mujun, the concubine body can become a (divine beast) human form."

Mengzhu grabbed Mu Yue's arm and shook it: "Yue-chan Yue-chan!" It turns out that you are still a treasure? Is it okay for me to suck blood? ”

"What do you want to do?"

"Of course, it's to become a magical girl☆!"

Mengzhu turned around three times in place and put on a cute pose, half-closed one eye and began to sell cute.

“…… I'm sorry, I'm not some white MLM monster that can't turn you into a magical girl - maybe you can try a decapitation? ”

"Whew-" Mengzhu immediately looked at Mu Yue with very bad eyes, "Could it be that Yue-chan likes people and ghosts?" ”

"I'm not interested in life and death!!"

- Anyway, is the friend of life and death really what you expressed? Sure enough, Mu Yue, your Chinese is really taught by the physical education teacher......

Gong Xingyun lowered his head and tasted tea: "Well, the Chinese characters are really broad and profound......

No, the direction of your complaint is crooked - and your personality has collapsed.

"Puff, puff, hahaha......"

Looking at the joyful daily life in front of him, Di Qi finally couldn't help laughing.

"Oh, I can't imagine you're so happy...... In this way, the concubine also has some expectations for her future life, right? ”

""Ha——?" ””

“…… What do you say about your future life? What do you mean? ”

Mu Yue asked uncertainly.

Emperor Qi raised his chin and raised his polished chin, "Of course it's life here, you must know that it is not easy to be able to transform, if you leave Mu Jun for too long and change back to the sword form, you may be taken by this unreliable little master to do some wood-chopping things." ”

Speaking of this, Di Qi suddenly leaned over the armrest of the sofa, and wept in a tone that smelled the tears of the sad listener: "Really, that kind of life without being able to live without one's own life is really fed up, the poor concubine's body is also cast by Xia Qi, and it has actually fallen to the point of using it to deal with evil spirits." I think back then, the concubine body was also invincible with Emperor Qi, what Dongrong Xidi was barbaric in the south and north, humming and humming ......"

Mu Yue opened her mouth, and finally didn't say anything-

[Farewell, my peaceful daily ......]