Wang Erwu kept sneezing, which was good, at least his nosebleed stopped. But he still didn't dare to look back, seeing Deng Shuang's fiery charming posture, the love that he had finally suppressed was likely to explode again.

"Little sour, there's something I've been asking you for a favor." Wang Erwu hurriedly changed the topic, but he had long wanted to communicate with Deng Shuang about this topic, but because of the situation, he never mentioned it.

"What's the matter?" Deng Shuang asked.

"Our show, you are the only one who is a regular guest at present, I have long wanted to find another fixed guest, but unfortunately the stars who are willing to come do not meet my requirements, the stars who meet my requirements are either uncontactable, or there is no schedule, I want to ask if there are any friends in your circle who are willing to come, you can rest assured, even if the other party is coming for your friendship, the fee should be paid, our show will not be stingy." Wang Erwu said.

"Well, I can try, but I don't know if those friends in my circle meet your requirements, otherwise you can tell me the person in your heart, even if you are not directly familiar with me, I can also contact you through my friends." Deng Shuang replied.

"My candidate? Belch...... Eason Chan, are you familiar? Wang Erwu said.

"He? Although he is an actor, after all, he is mainly engaged in singing, and he is a Hong Kong superstar, I have nothing to do with him, I guess my friends know him a lot, but his personal relationship is very good, as far as I know, not yet. ”

Wang Erwu was a little disappointed, "What about Xue Zhiqian or Huang Zhilie?" ”

Deng Shuang shook his head, "Aren't there any domestic stars who meet your requirements?" You are a show within a comedy, Song Xiaobao Aren't they more suitable? ”

"Although our show is a comedy show, it is not a pure comedy, but a comedy variety show, this is different, comedy star level, like Xiao Yueyue, we can contact them directly, and many well-known actors in the cross talk category I have personally written jokes for them. The regular guest I want. Not these big names in the comedy world. First, our program needs to incorporate elements of performance, music, and other aspects. I needed some non-comedy star popularity and comedic contrast. For example, you are extremely popular, but your IQ is worrying, not to mention your sense of humor, but this can often produce a comedic contrast. Everyone else is amused, just you can't understand what others are laughing at, a person standing there stupid, this is the effect, although you are not laughing, but the audience will be amused, because the audience thinks that you are standing on the stage itself is a big joke, do you understand? Wang Erwu explained with a smile.

"Excuse me, you've said so much. Are you calling me stupid? Deng Shuang glared at Wang Erwu fiercely.

"Nope! Don't dare! I'm complimenting you on your good acting skills, any kind of cute look you have on stage must be acted, right? You must want to say, "Don't call me stupid, I'm just pretending to be stupid, maybe I'm stupid, I'm not afraid of jokes, fools have great power." Is that the lyrics? Well, I'm sure you like Su Huilun more, it must be so. Even if you can fool the audience all over the world, you can't fool me! Because in my life, I have long been accustomed to self-deception. ”

"Are you embarrassed to say me? Don't think I didn't get to know you in your circle of friends, including your colleagues. The evaluation of you is similar to God, and it can be summed up in one word, "two"! When you tell me about my IQ, I really don't know whether to be happy or sad! I can play dumb, but don't think I'm stupid, there are some things I just don't want to debunk. So as not to embarrass everyone! Deng Shuang retorted angrily.

"Okay, I'm just trying to express what kind of person I need. The theme is obviously on the candidates, and even if I attach another cruel fact, it's only a secondary part, so why bother with it? Just like what was said in the news in the early years, a man committed suicide by jumping into the river and climbed up again because the water was dirty. A woman shot herself and was shot 18 times but did not die, so she drove herself to the hospital. Why bother? Wang Erwu said.

"Are you using a specific case to sue me, can struggling sometimes save lives?" Deng Shuang glanced at Wang Erwu's back, and since Wang Erwu went ashore, he has not dared to look back.

"Can everyone be normal, this matter has puzzled me for a long time."

"Well, I have a girlfriend with a schedule, but I don't know if she wants to come."

"Who?"

"Liu Yanyan."

"Okay!" Wang Erwu thought for a moment.

"Then, next time you arrange a time, let's go together, I will be responsible for the introduction, whether you can convince her or not depends on your ability."

"No problem!" Wang Erwu kept his back and didn't pay attention, and Deng Shuang had already walked behind him at this time.

"What do you see? Why do you keep looking at that microwave? Deng Shuang looked in the direction of Wang Erwu's eyes.

"Oh, nothing, review the structure and principle of the microwave oven, hehe." Wang Erwu said embarrassedly.

"I'm going to take a shower, you can help me get a bottle of water, I've got some mouthfuls."

Wang Erwu looked around, and in the whole house, there was nothing else to drink except red wine and beer, and I have to say that Wang Erwu's parents were really well-intentioned.

Ten minutes later, Deng Shuang walked out wearing a bath towel, "Where's the water?" ”

"Report! There was no water found anywhere but in the pool, we probably fell into the desert......"

Deng Shuang looked around suspiciously, but really didn't find it, so he poured another glass of red wine, sat quietly in front of the window, looked at the night scene full of traffic, and had more longing in his heart, "The world is so big, it seems to go and see!" Deng Shuang shook his wine glass and took a sip.

Wang Erwu was pounding on the side, and he didn't know where to turn out a globe and handed it to Deng Shuang, "The world is so big, let's take it around before going to see it." ”

"I said, why don't you have any emotion?" Deng Shuang glanced at Wang Erwu with disdain, and then drank all the wine in the cup.

"Uh...... Moody, huh? Hehe, I'm a little stupid in this regard, but I have a high level of understanding, you can teach me. Wang Erwu kept laughing.

Deng Shuang smiled super charmingly, "Well, then I'll give you a debut question, if there is a pair of sisters, the sister is called "I don't like you", and the younger sister is called "I like you", one day, my sister died suddenly, so what is the one who is alive called?" ”

Wang Erwu thought for a moment. "The families of the deceased?"

"Idiot!"

"Isn't it?"

"Alas, I'm really blind, I don't know if I was a ghost hitting the wall at that time, and I actually found a nerd like you to be my boyfriend! I'll never question the fact that you've never been in a relationship before. Deng Shuang said.

"I haven't talked about it before. It's good for a reason. My mother told me since I was a child that it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you dearly. Once, when I was on the last train home, I was the only passenger on the bus, but the bus stopped suddenly before it arrived, and the driver turned back to me. "Get out of the car! I want to be alone for a while! "Later, I learned that he was out of love, so I thought, the last bus was missed, and love is so sad, I gave up the idea of falling in love, otherwise, a little fresh meat like me wouldn't have been robbed of his head?"

"Alas, do you have any other specialties besides shamelessness?" Deng Shuang stood up. Walking to Wang Erwu's side, she had chatted with Sun Chuchu before, and wanted to inquire about Wang Erwu's personality from the side, Sun Chuchu told her, Wang Erwu is such a person, even if you send yourself to him, he won't dare to touch it, although the words on his lips are ugly, but he is definitely a rare good man. At that time, Deng Shuang heard Sun Chuchu tell her the story in the office, and smiled happily, which proved that Wang Erwu was definitely not a flowery person.

So at the moment. She also wanted to deliberately tease Wang Erwu by being drunk, "Do you like me?" ”

Wang Erwu nodded nervously.

"That'...... Didn't your family tell you to seize the opportunity? Deng Shuang shook his wet hair. The crimson face, perfect skin, and this unique mood made Wang Erwu completely collapse.

He turned around, stood up, and quickly dodged. "Xiao Sour, didn't you say that before getting married, you can't ......"

"Hehe, I changed my mind, before, I was determined not to get married, I can't take that step, but I think you are a person worthy of trust, why don't you dare?" Deng Shuang smiled provocatively, she felt that seeing Wang Erwu's damaged appearance, her heart was extremely balanced.

Wang Eryi ran into the house, "Who said I don't dare, that thing, I must go to bed." ”

This luxurious presidential room, under the arrangement of the Wang family, only has one bedroom left, and there is only one bed, Wang Erwu covered his thumping little heart, hid in the quilt, and covered his head. He thought that Deng Shuang was definitely deliberately manipulating him, as long as he escaped from the wolf, the other party would naturally stop. But he guessed half right, Deng Shuang did deliberately fix him, and he had already played enough in normal times, so he stopped, but today was different, he drank some wine at the dinner table, and the wine was not over yet, and there was no drinking water in the room, so he drank another glass. The wine in this suite is not so simple, the Wang family is naturally a high-end red wine with the highest degree carefully arranged, this glass is down, Deng Shuang is even more drunk than just now.

Wang Erwu thought he was safe, but the quilt was suddenly lifted by Deng Shuang, and a beautiful face appeared in his eyes.

"Really? Since you dare! Then I'll give myself to you today, hehe. Deng Shuang looked at Wang Erwu with all kinds of amorous feelings, to be honest, for Deng Shuang, although he didn't get along with Wang Erwu for a long time, no matter what he saw or what came out of other people's mouths, Wang Erwu is really one of the few best good men in the world, in fact, if she wasn't a big star, she would really be willing to marry the person in front of her immediately.

Wang Erwu hurriedly dodged to avoid the seductive eyes.

Deng Shuang smiled, "What?" Cowardly? I've heard Chu Chu say it a long time ago, coward. ”

Wang Erwuyi was stunned, it turned out that Sun Chuchu betrayed him, no wonder Deng Shuang would gain an inch today. However, Wang Erwu's actions in the next second made Deng Shuang panic, the reason why Wang Erwu didn't dare and wouldn't do anything to Sun Chuchu was because Sun Chuchu was not his person after all, and Deng Shuang was different, he was Wang Erwu's honest girlfriend, Deng Shuang challenged Wang Erwu's bottom line, and he should not ignore the fact that Wang Erwu was a man.

I saw Wang Erwu pluck up his courage, took Deng Shuang into his arms, and kissed the other party's pink lips fiercely......

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Special statement: All the welfare plots in the chapter are specially contributed by the defilement god Zhao Ji: the best drunk gold fan, and the author pays tribute to him on behalf of book friends. (To be continued.) )