Chapter 79 People are happy events

Happy events one after another, seeing that the mountain road is about to reach the entrance of the school. At the foot of the mountain came Sun Shangxiang's voice.

Sun Shangxiang's voice was loud, and he shouted at this side across the mountain peak: "Big ramming-!" Big ramming! Let's go home and see! Your daughter-in-law has given birth! Your daughter-in-law has given birth! ”

Brother Da Tam was sweating like rain with the drilling rig in his hand, and suddenly heard Sun Shangxiang shouting, he immediately stopped what he was doing, and shouted at Sun Shangxiang: "Auntie - is it a man or a woman!" ”

Sun Shangxiang put his palm on his mouth to form a trumpet, so that the sound could travel farther: "It's a drop--!" There's a little dripping -- it's a son -- ! You're a father! ”

Wang Da Tam was so happy that he almost jumped up, hugged Wang Hailiang next to him suddenly, and said, "Hailiang! I'm a father, I'm a father, I can't imagine that I have today, hahaha! ”

Unexpectedly, Wang Hailiang's words almost put him down, Hailiang said: "This son is not yours, are you happy?" ”

Da Tam was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "Don't care who it is, it's all out of my daughter-in-law's belly, and he has to call me father." ”

After Da Tam finished speaking, he ran home in a puff of smoke, ready to take his son.

In the spring of the year of road construction, Brother Da Tam's daughter-in-law, Xifeng, finally gave birth to a son.

That son is really not a big rammer, it is a seed sown by the old village chief Zhang Damao in a woman's belly.

When the wheat was cut in May last year, Zhang Damao used a clever trick to bring Xifeng's sister-in-law into the wheat field in the east of the village, and pressed the woman down on the wheat stack, and the two of them achieved good things.

Since then, Xifeng's stomach has bulged, like an inflated ball.

I was pregnant in October, once I gave birth, and from May last year to now, it was exactly nine and a half months, and just like that, a bad seed was born.

Last night, Xifeng's sister-in-law felt the fetal movement, the amniotic water broke, and her pants flowed.

At that time, Brother Da Tam was not at home and was building roads in the mountains.

Sister-in-law Xifeng encountered a slight dystocia when she was about to give birth, and the woman let out a howl of exhaustion.

The howl was heart-rending and heart-wrenching, and it frightened the birds perched on the plane trees in the yard. The window paper is all whirring and rattling.

Xifeng's sister-in-law is next door to Yuzhu's house, and Yuzhu's grandson Shangxiang was awakened.

Sun Shangxiang has hands and eyes all over the sky, has experience in delivering babies, and hurried over to help in the middle of the night.

Xifeng's sister-in-law was very painful, grabbed Sun Shangxiang's neck and screamed, almost pinching Sun Shangxiang to death.

"Auntie, it hurts, it hurts, it's uncomfortable to death...... Help, help. ”

Xifeng's sister-in-law couldn't imagine that giving birth to a child would be so painful, and she would not be born in the next life.

Sun Shangxiang comforted her: "Xifeng, now you know that it is uncomfortable?" Who did you tell when you were comfortable with a man? It is a woman's life to have a child, and every woman has to endure the pain of giving birth, so bear it......"

Sun Shangxiang likes to joke, which makes Xifeng cry and laugh.

Sun Shangxiang helped the woman boil the water, detoxified the towel, and detoxified the scissors, and made all the preparations.

Then she picked up a rolling pin, rolled it out on Xifeng's stomach like dough, and rolled out the child little by little.

With a sharp cry of a baby, Xifeng's sister-in-law felt a piece of heat under her, and a piece of fresh tender meat moved around under her.

Until Sun Shangxiang let out a surprise: "Ah, I was finally born, it's a son." Xifeng felt exhausted at this time, and the woman had no strength at all, and fell on the bed.

Sun Shangxiang originally wanted to invite Wang Qingxiang over, Wang Qingxiang is the only old Chinese medicine doctor in Pimple Slope.

But Wang Qingxiang is a man after all, and there is a difference between men and women. Besides, Sun Shangxiang has learned the experience of midwifery from Wang Qingxiang and has become the only midwife in Daliangshan.

Sun Shangxiang wiped the child's whole body with a towel disinfected with boiling water, cut the umbilical cord, wrapped the child in a small quilt, and handed it to Xifeng's sister-in-law.

"Nizi, look at it, this is your son, the meat that fell from your body."

Xifeng glanced straight at it, and when she saw the child's tender red face and immature fetal hair, the mother's nature immediately rose spontaneously.

She felt that her ten months of hard work had not been in vain, the pain was worth it, and the tiredness was worth it.

Sun Shangxiang cooked the rice soup, put brown sugar in the rice soup, watched Xifeng drink it little by little, and after lying down, he rushed up the hill to report to Da Ram.

Da Tam couldn't help the joy of being a father, and rushed home from the hillside in one breath, and after entering the door, he saw the exhausted Xifeng and the baby in swaddling clothes. His heart stirred again.

He said, "Xifeng, you have worked hard. ”

But Xifeng twisted her head to the side, not daring to meet the man's eyes.

Don't talk about Xifeng, even the people in the entire Daliang Mountain know that this child is not a seed sown by Wang Datong, but by Zhang Damao.

Xifeng felt that she had no face to see a man, and she was very ashamed.

But Da Ram didn't take it seriously at all, but asked his daughter-in-law: "Are you in pain?" Is it uncomfortable or not? ”

Xifeng's eyes flashed with tears, after a few years of marriage, she felt that it was the first time that Da Thong was so gentle, and it was the first time that she cared so much about her.

The woman shook her head and sneered: "Actually, giving birth to a child is like this, once born, twice cooked, and the third time is born with your eyes closed, just like, it's not going anywhere."

…… It's like building a road, there is no road at the beginning, you need to open a mountain and split rocks, once the road is repaired, don't say leave, it's no problem to pass the car. ”

Sister-in-law Xifeng was so embarrassed by the metaphor of the big ramming that she sneered: "Look at what you said, it's the same as if you were born." ”

Da Tam said: "Xifeng, marry the child." ”

Xifeng thought for a while and said, "He is from your Wang family, of course you have to take the name." ”

Da Tam thought for a while and said, "Then call him Ruyi, I think everything will be good when the child grows up." ”

Xifeng said, "Whatever you want." ”

She can't hold her head up in front of men, after all, she has done unsightly things.

Da Tam longed for a son, but he was infertile, at this time, he completely offset his resentment towards Zhang Damao, and instead was grateful.

If it weren't for Zhang Damao and Xifeng clicking once, he wouldn't have been able to hold this son.

Zhang Damao is old and strong, the accurate head is really fucking good, it will collapse in one shot, is it installed GPS?

Da ram was intoxicated with the joy of being a father.

The baby's cry not only alarmed Sun Shangxiang next door, but also alarmed Zhang Damao of the willow formation.

During this time, Zhang Damao always cared about Xifeng's belly, and pinched his son's date of birth with his fingers. He was in a hurry more than anyone else.

After all, the child in Xifeng's belly is his species, and it is the incense of the Zhang family.

The child's howl spread on the street, and Zhang Damao couldn't sit still at home.

He threw away the willow frame in his hand, ignored everyone's strange eyes, and flew to the door of Brother Da Tam's house.

When he came to the outside of Wang Datam's courtyard wall, he did not go in because he was afraid that Da Tamming would beat him.

He just stood outside the wall, pricked up his ears to listen, listening to the child's cry, Zhang Damao seemed to drink sweet spring, and his heart blossomed.

Ruyi's birth caused an uproar in Daliang Mountain, and the men, women and children of the whole village were whispering and pointing out one after another.

It is said that Wang Datam has done a big wrong, his daughter-in-law has slept with others, and his son is not his own, and he is so happy that he is willing to be a turtle bastard.

For the rumors in the village, Brother Da Tam turned a deaf ear and ignored them, as if they were farting.

The bastard doesn't want to give birth to herself, don't I have a hidden disease? Who can be blamed for this? As long as I can leave a queen for the Wang family, whose seed do I care about him?

So not only did Brother Da ramming not feel that he couldn't raise his head, but he pulled his chest high, and deliberately showed his vigor when he walked.

Ruyi's birth also made another person in the village feel unhappy, and that person was Wang Hailiang's daughter-in-law Yuzhu.

Miss Yuzhu and Hailiang have been married for a whole year, and now don't talk about having a child, and there has never been an egg.

As soon as Xifeng's sister-in-law gave birth, Yuzhu began to be jealous, and the woman's heart was not a taste.

Her mother-in-law, Hai Liangniang, was next to her to take the soles of her shoes, and Yuzhu pouted and said, "Mother, look at the sister-in-law Xifeng?" Look at the big ramming brother, I hugged my son so soon, I want to hug ...... Mother, why can't I get pregnant? You can figure it out. ”

Hai Liangniang sighed and said, "Nier, it's no wonder that others, you and Hai Liang are tinkering with it every night, there are too many times and too often, and you can't hold it even if you have children." ”

Yuzhu put down the thread and learned from her mother-in-law: "Mother, then how do you say I can get pregnant?" Is there any trick to this? ”

Hai Liangniang sneered: "Of course there is a trick." That's how you ......"

Hai Liangniang grabbed Yuzhu's ear at once, and her mouth came to her daughter-in-law's ear, and then, she told her the trick of how to conceive a child. Yuzhu nodded as she listened, like a chicken pecking rice.

At this time, she realized that it was not as simple as she imagined that a woman had a child, it was not just two people tossing together at night, it turned out that there was a lot of mystery in it.

And you have to choose a good day, the day is not right, how to toss is in vain.

This is the same as planting crops, you can't tell the difference between valley rain, miscanthus seeds, autumn equinox, cold dew, and sowing seeds indiscriminately before the season, and the crops and seedlings can't be harvested when they grow.

Hai Liang Niang's words are very simple, that is, let Yuzhu use dim sum, and the day when Hai Liang is tinkering with him, it is best to set it in the middle of the two menstrual events.

This is the best time to get pregnant, and if you miss those days, your chances of getting pregnant will be greatly reduced.

Yuzhu listened to her mother-in-law's words, so she began to care about her menstrual affairs, and counted with her fingers every day.

Finally, when the day came, Yuzhu rushed into her mother-in-law's house and quietly told Hailiang Niang.

Hai Liang Niang immediately put down the soles of her shoes and said, "I'll go up the mountain and call Hai Liang back, you hurry up and get ready." ”

After her mother-in-law went up the mountain, Yuzhu deliberately boiled a pot of boiling water, took a bath happily, and put on shampoo.

The woman made herself smell fragrant, and the quilt was neatly folded. Just waiting for Hailiang to come home.

Wang Hailiang was building a road on the mountain, and his mother didn't say a word, and pulled her son back from the mountain.

Wang Hailiang was very angry and said, "Mother, what are you doing? At present, the road construction is at a critical juncture, and I am the leader, so I can't do without it. ”

Hai Liangniang crossed her waist and said angrily: "Nonsense! The earth is gone, everyone will still turn the same, you take a bath immediately, have a baby with Yuzhu, and I want to hold my grandson. ”

Hai Liang smiled bitterly: "You brought me back just to give me a son?" ”

Hai Liangniang said: "Yes! If you can't make up a son today, you're not my son! You let me in! ”

With a kick, Hai Liangniang kicked her son into the room.

In the room, Yuzhu was ready, stripped herself naked, and the slender Mozi blinked twice, and a weird smile appeared on her mouth.

Her delicate face was like the red sun rising in early spring, and a red glow of anticipation flashed softly.

Looking at his daughter-in-law, who was as white as snow, Wang Hailiang's body was filled with an urgent desire, and without saying a word, he pounced on Yuzhu's body.