"Three hundred years ago, the egg of an unknown creature fell from outer space to Earth, and to this day, scientists around the world have tried all kinds of methods to hatch it, and the internal structure is completely unexplained...... All in all, this egg is right in front of you right now. ”

The narrator's face was black, and she read the information in her hand.

After meeting the curator who was not a normal person in any sense, he was abducted and tricked into becoming a coolie in this museum who didn't know what was going on......

"I want to ...... Fry it!! ”

A scorching flame appeared in Yu He's pupils.

"What...... What's the situation?!! ”

The narrator's lady was shocked.

Are today's children so non-mainstream?

"Generally speaking, as long as a human sees such an egg, it must fry it and try it!!"

Yu He drank coldly.

"Original...... Is that so?!! ”——

Miss Narrator who was inexplicably persuaded -

All in all, after all kinds of things happened, the Thirteenth Middle School Student Union and Ji Xi and his party were in the museum.

"This is the hardest bread in the world, it is said that the United States used this bread to make a nuclear explosion 20 years ago, and it is still intact at the center of the explosion that is enough to flatten a city......"

The narrator smashed the information in her hand on the ground:

"it!! How is this possible, silly fork!! ”

"Pretty sturdy ...... indeed"

Tang Yuan'er gnawed on bread and said inarticulately.

"Don't gnaw, idiot!!"

Yu He slapped Tang Yuan'er on the head.

"Twenty years ago, bread has long since passed its expiration date!!

"Is the point here?!!!

Shocked Miss Narrator.

…………

"The flying sow can fly more than 15 meters above the ground with the frequency of the two ears fanning......"

"This 'beep-' (silence) is not scientific, Mr. Newton......"

Miss Narrator burst into tears.

"Let's rise with the wind and soar up to 90,000 miles, Ah Hua!"

The salted fish turned over and rode on Ah Hua's back.

Are today's children so mentally retarded?

The narrator's lady couldn't help but show a gentle look of caring for the disabled.

"What ?!!!"

Ah Hua's ears flapped like a fan, and Ah Hua rose above the museum with the salted fish on her back, circled for a few minutes, and then fell to the ground again.

"Ah Hua is amazing."

Salted fish touched Ah Hua's head.

"Wang~Wang~"

Ah Hua wagged her tail and shouted.

"Is this 'beep-' (muffled) a pig or a dog!!"

The narrator wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"Mr. Newton has gone all the way ......"

…………

"This is the dried corpse of an alien found by a traveler in the Nevada desert of the United States thirty years ago, and it is said that making tea and drinking it has the effect of curing colds......"

"Get the teapot, the teapot!"

Eggplant pulled the teapot out of his backpack.

"Hey, hey!"

Yu He dragged the water pipe out of the bathroom.

"Wash it before making tea."

The palm-sized alien corpse was rinsed and put in a teapot, and then hot water was slowly poured in.

"These kids...... What is sacred?!!! ”

Miss Narrator who has a brain breakdown of common sense.

"It tastes good...... It's the same as boiling wheat bran in water for 36 hours, plus three spoons of sugar, five spoons of iodized salt, half a hawthorn, seven peppercorns, two spoons of monosodium glutamate, refrigerated in the refrigerator for seven hours, then put it in a casserole to boil, then add five wolfberries, two taels of yam, a pack of sauerkraut, 50 grams of Chaotian pepper, three taels of oolong tea, simmer for 72 hours on low heat, and then add a piece of Gangshi beef noodles. ”

Tang Yuan'er smacked her lips.

"Don't really drink it!! And why can the evaluation be specific to this kind of process......"

A tired narrator.

"Great, so you won't catch any more colds in the future!!"

Gleeful idiots.

That one...... The information only says that it can treat colds, but does not mention the effect of preventing colds......

Never mind...... It doesn't matter what happens anymore......

Miss narrator, whose eyes are dead.

"Hahahaha!!"

Laughter echoed over the museum.

"This voice is! ……”

The narrator's lady looked up at the ceiling—

"Curator!"

A figure appeared on the roof more than ten meters high.

He didn't think about jumping off like that......

The narrator's mind felt a sense of foreboding.

No, no, even a retarded curator like a curator wouldn't make such a stupid suicidal move......

'Boom~! ’

"Curator, !!"

…………

"You guys have good qualifications......

The museum curator got up from a pool of blood and gave a thumbs up.

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be."

Humble and courteous student council.

"Curator, is it really okay for you to leave so much blood?!!!

The narrator took out her mobile phone and prepared to call an ambulance.

"This little injury is just commonplace!"

The curator waved his hand.

"What did you say!!"

Tired and unloved narrator lady.

"What else do you want to do?"

The curator picked up the broken glasses and framed them on the bridge of his nose.

"I want to fry that egg!"

Yu He said without hesitation.

"Although it took a lot of trouble to get the egg...... But just use it!! ”

The curator took out the egg of the unknown creature that was 300 years old.

"Huh! Is that really possible?!!! ”

The narrator's lady suddenly remembered the origin of the egg.

It appears to have been sold at an auction in the United Kingdom for more than 20 million pounds.

Yu He took out a frying pan from his backpack and poured out a bunch of parts to assemble a stove.

"Why does this idiot carry this thing with him......"

Xiao Qiu propped her head and sighed softly.

"That egg is harder than a diamond, and it can't be damaged externally with armor-piercing bullets......

The narrator's voice stopped abruptly, and a crisp sound appeared in her ears.

'Click~'

The eggshell cracks, falls into the pan, and the omelette is complete.

"When I didn't say ......"

…………

"Who wants to try this omelette?"

Yu He put the golden fried egg in a bowl.

"You won't eat it if you die! ……”

Miss Narrator shouted.

Ji Xi and Xiao Qiu took two steps back silently, their eyes a little delicate.

Salted fish, dumplings, eggplant forks, eager to try.

"Then ...... Give it to the curator. ”

Yu He handed the omelette to the curator.

After eating, the curator hiccuped, his complexion suddenly changed, and his body turned into an afterimage and disappeared in front of everyone.

"What's the matter, Curator!!"

The narrator's lady hurriedly got up.

"Don't follow me!!"

The curator turned around, leaving behind a big smile.

"I'll definitely be back."

"Curator, !!"

The narrator's mind resurfaced the scenes after meeting the curator.

Although no matter how you look at it, it's a retarded person with a pit, but it's still a little reluctant to be separated forever.

Five minutes later—

The curator with a spring breeze on his face returned, laughed and said:

"That omelette is so good, it's cured!"

"Hahaha, that's great."

Yu He laughed.

The ending is really gratifying-

…………

After work, the narrator hesitated for five seconds and finally went to visit the psychiatrist.