Chapter 014: Collecting Teaching
"Where?" Without waiting for Xiao Su to answer Qiao Kaisi's question, Celine took the lead, and then shook her head with a smile, "I'm afraid you don't know how to collect it, right?" ”
Hearing Celine say this, Qiao Kaisi blinked his eyes a little puzzled, slowed down the speed of chewing beef, and asked, "Eh, are you very particular?" ”
"Of course." As soon as Celine said, her left hand was raised outward, which suddenly made time and space stand still, and by the way, she made a virtual screen similar to a blackboard on Xiao Su's head, and she didn't know where to get a whip made of bamboo in her right hand.
The whip clicked on the screen, and two concentric circles appeared.
"Do you know what this is?"
Seeing that Celine asked so idiotically, Qiao Kaisi couldn't help but glance at her, but he was embarrassed not to answer, so he answered: "Two concentric circles." ”
Celine tapped the screen with the whip again, and four line segments shot out from the center of the circle, two by two at ninety degrees.
"And now?"
"Concentric circles centered on the origin." Joe Kath responded, but didn't want to pay attention to Celine's steak.
He was thinking, this is a junior high school math teaching class, what does it have to do with collecting bridge?
But what happened next made Joe Kath a little difficult to understand. I saw Celine move the whip in a clockwise direction along the concentric circles, and on the top of the disk, an oracle bone would appear every thirty degrees. Jokayth didn't know the oracles at first, and he couldn't help but remember something when he noticed that the position of the scales was exactly fifteen degrees off from the scale on his watch.
"It's ...... Twelve earthly branches? Joe Kath asked Celine cautiously.
Celine nodded affirmatively, and then drew another twelve scales counterclockwise on another concentric circle.
"Hey, repeated, right?" Joe Kath reminded Celine.
Celine shook her head and said, "No, these two scales represent different meanings. As she spoke, Celine pointed the bamboo whip on the subscale on the concentric circles outside, "This represents the hour." ”
"And this one in it represents the month."
Joe Kath looked at Celine as if he didn't understand, "And then?" ”
"I hope you can remember the rest of the words." Celine said, and in an instant, she collected the whip, and the fingers of her right hand slid on the screen, and the two concentric circles disappeared, replaced by fifty-four bridges, "Collecting Dark Spirit Bridge cards is not based on suit, but on the order, from A to K There are a total of thirteen bridge cards, and all you can collect is A to Q." ”
"Why?"
"There's no why." Xiao Su, who had been eating quietly on the side, replied coldly at this time, which made Qiao Kaisi feel a little unbelievable.
"If I can't collect the entire deck of bridges, how can I trade contracts with you? In this way, the contract between us is just a joke. ”
Seeing that Joe Kath suddenly became a little angry, Celine felt funny and said: "Look at your urgency, what I said is what you can collect, it doesn't mean that you can't get the whole deck of bridge." ”
"Didn't you say you could only collect forty-eight?!" Anyway, time and space have frozen, and Qiao Kaisi is also so anxious that he directly patted the table and stood up, yelling at Celine.
Celine was not angry, and said indifferently while picking out the four aces from the bridge: "The remaining six are actually to determine in the final whether you want to get them, especially the big and small ghosts." ”
"Joke, since I have already signed a contract with Xiao Su, how can I give it up?" Qiao Kaisi, who felt that Celine was talking nonsense, couldn't help but snort coldly.
Celine didn't answer, but looked at Xiao Su.
Xiao Su didn't speak, didn't tell Qiao Kaisi why Celine said that, and didn't respond to Celine's silence. She just ate quietly, and it seemed out of place with the somewhat tense atmosphere between Jokath and Celine.
Seeing that Xiao Su was just silent, Celine closed her eyes and smiled knowingly, and continued to teach Qiao Kaisi to collect.
"Look, take A as an example, if you want to collect four aces of the suit, you need to refine four spirit beast True Pills born in the days of the second month......"
"Hey, the law said as early as a thousand years ago that no goblins are allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China, are you so straightforward to preach, aren't you afraid to drink tea?" Saying that, Qiao Kaisi sat down bored, and while cutting the steak, he looked at Celine, "Moreover, this is the city, not Xianxia, what kind of spirit beast are you doing?" ”
Celine looked at Qiao Kaisi with a sneer and said, "Since you are so good at math, then your biology must be very poor, right?" Didn't the elementary school Chinese teacher tell you, humans, and animals? ”
"Why did you go to elementary school again?"
"What's more, since there is a beast like you in this world, there will naturally be spirit beasts."
"I don't ......" Qiao Kaisi seemed to understand the true meaning of Celine's words, and couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock, and it took a long time to come to his senses and ask Celine: "You mean, the spirit beast I want to refine, is it ......?"
"That's right, the one who has the protection of the spirit beast."
Celine's answer was cold, so cold that it made Joe Kaith break out in a cold sweat. He couldn't believe it at all, he had to take someone else's life to collect the forty-eight bridge cards, wasn't this a living killing? This is a violation of the law, and the teacher has taught it since kindergarten, and it cannot be done.
Seeing Qiao Kaisi's surprised appearance that he didn't react for a long time, Celine felt that it would take a while for Qiao Kaisi to digest this truth, so she put away the screen, sat down, and raised her left hand by the way, snapping her fingers to restore time and space.
The surroundings became lively again, but Joe Kath's mind was blank.
Celine looked at Qiao Kaisi, and instead asked Xiao Su beside her: "Did the person before also react like this?" ”
"No, the man had blood on his hands, and he was numb to the killing, and when I told him how to collect the bridge, he just smiled indifferently." As he spoke, Xiao Su suddenly sneered, put down his knife and fork slightly, and turned his head to look at the city outside the window, "It's a pity that after he collected fifty-two bridge cards in cold blood and numbness, he was never able to get the last two bridge cards." ”
"And then it was eaten up by bridge?"
Xiao Su shook his head, "No, it's become Mensa." ”
Celine, who had already understood, was not surprised by the facts, but looked at Qiao Kaisi and smiled with a gossipy smile: "It's been a long time, this is a contest between the current and the ex?" ”
Before the words fell, Celine looked at Xiao Su again and asked, "But I can't figure it out, why are you looking for such a waste material?" And it's so ......" Celine looked down at her chest, "Lewd! ”
Xiao Su turned his head to look at Celine, sighed a little helplessly, glanced at Qiao Kaisi, and said to Celine: "Mensa was born because of me four hundred years ago, although the Dark Spirit Protoss sealed it in the black hole of the universe, but because of the rejection of the white hole every two hundred years, the black hole confinement is weakened, and then Mensa has a chance to break through the seal, so we have to find a contractor to restore the space-time distortion caused by Mensa." ”
"The person two hundred years ago, because he couldn't abandon his selfishness and ** in the end, couldn't help but be attacked by the bridge, and he became Mensa's puppet in this world."
Retracting his eyes, Xiao Su supported his head with his hand and blinked, "You know everything about the rest." ”
"But what does all this have to do with this scrap? I forcibly explained it for a long time, and it didn't have anything to do with my problem at all. ”
"Stupid you, today is exactly the node of two hundred years, and this waste material has exploded with the strongest desire on this day, if you don't look for him, who will you look for?" As he spoke, Xiao Su squinted and laughed again, "But all his wishes are because of that person named Dong Yang, if he finally knows the truth and is the same as the person before, then I'm afraid I will have to wait another two hundred years before I can truly get out of the sea of suffering." ”
"You can laugh so well." Seeing that Xiao Su's words that should have been painful were said so easily, Celine didn't know how to comfort her and shook her head.
As for Joe Kath, his blank mind had recovered a little by this time, but it was completely used for calculations.
"I'm going to collect forty-eight bridges, and if it's not in the order of suit, it means I'm going to kill twelve people. According to the current law that does not have the death penalty, killing one person is punishable by fifty-five years, and twelve people are sentenced to 660 years. Then, according to the thirty years of birth and raising one generation, I will have twenty-one descendants! ”
Celine and Xiao Su were eating, and while looking at Qiao Kaisi's thoughts, they couldn't help but look at each other, thinking together, what was this kid thinking? Why did you suddenly deviate to the matter of multiplication?
Qiao Kaisi suddenly stood up at this time, looked at Celine with straight eyes, and shouted loudly: "Celine, let's give birth to the child first!" ”
"Huh!" Celine didn't expect Qiao Kaisi to say so suddenly and directly, and in front of everyone, without the slightest scruples, she couldn't help but be a little overwhelmed.
And the people in the viewing restaurant also looked at her and Qiao Kaisi in unison.
A little girl with ice cream happened to be passing by Celine's side, and couldn't help but look at Celine, who was so shocked that she broke out in a cold sweat, and then looked at Joe Kath.
"Hey, little brat, what are you looking at?" Celine had never felt so embarrassed, she felt that the innocent eyes of the little girl were like a poisonous needle piercing her heart at this moment.
The little girl suddenly let out a long sigh, shook her head and said, "Uncle, what age is it, I don't even have a 500 rhinestone ring, and I still propose, I am really poor and only have love left." ”
With that, the little girl jumped up and down licking the ice cream and ran towards her dining table.
And her unintentional words inadvertently hurt Celine and Joe Kath's weakness one after another. Indeed, one is a protoss who would rather be mortals for love but can't get the oath to stay together until old age, and the other is a down-and-out rich second generation who is so poor that he can't even pay the rent, it seems that the two are really so poor that they only have love left.
Xiao Su smiled coldly on the side, got up and said, "I'm going to get an ice cream too, it looks delicious." ”