Chapter 66: The Empress is impossible to be serious

In front of the palace gate, there is a staircase that is roughly estimated to have hundreds of steps. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

On both sides of the stairs, at intervals stood an evil spirit beast with an eagle head and a human body covered in armor.

These demon beasts that seemed to be guards knelt on one knee as Huang Yin and Mu Yue stepped onto the stairs.

They didn't shout greetings like greetings, but the silent but neat movements and the sound of the nails colliding when kneeling down made people feel the respect expressed by them.

"I didn't expect you to be quite respectable."

The fish intestines that were looking left and right said a little sourly.

"I'm really sorry, it seems that the mourning family hasn't officially introduced themselves yet - this body is the third princess of the Shenfeng Royal Court who rules the vast land within a radius of five hundred kilometers with the Phoenix Wutong as the center."

A radius of 500 kilometers?

This is almost half of China......

Mu Yue couldn't have imagined that the phoenix in front of her, who was defeated by herself and Sister Di Qi, actually had such a big background.

"What? Scared? ”

Seeing the little face of the fish intestine suddenly frozen, Huang Yin turned her head with a smile and blinked narrowly.

"Who, who's scared!!"

The stimulated fish intestines clenched their small fists, and they were a little blushing.

"Haven't you been defeated by my master? It's not a big deal!! ”

“…… Wait a minute! ”

Di Qi suddenly thought of something, and looked at Huang Yin with a somewhat strange expression.

"Here, this is the sycamore, the phoenix sycamore in your mouth?"

"That's right." Huang Yin nodded.

"Then here's the question - you said that the territory of the Shenfeng Royal Court is five hundred kilometers around here, and at the beginning you yourself said that you were the person in charge of the outpost in charge of monitoring the southern forces, did we come to the center from the south of your territory so quickly?"

Yes!

Mu Yue's eyes widened.

From the time he and the others set off from Jiangdu to now, it has only been half an hour, and the speed of progress is not very fast, how can it be possible to run such a long distance so quickly?

"Is there anything incomprehensible about this?"

Huang Yin said strangely.

"When I was flying just now, the mourning family has been jumping with you in space!"

“………………”

Emperor Qi was silent.

If what Huang Yin said was true, then why didn't Emperor Qi and them notice it in the slightest?

"Ah...... Are you wondering why you didn't feel it? That's because of the natural abilities of our royal family! With the power of Fengqi Wutong, the mourning family can travel to and from any place in the country in an instant, if it is not for you, it can fly over in an instant. ”

Reluctantly accepting Huangyin's explanation, the crowd with all kinds of thoughts finally stepped up the long staircase and entered the magnificent palace at the top.

Unlike the oppressive appearance of the palace, the furnishings in the palace are quite warm and full of feminine atmosphere.

The hall is covered with pink curtains, and the floor is paved with translucent unknown materials, and countless gorgeous red lotus flowers can be faintly seen blooming underneath.

There were two rows of maids standing on either side of the hall, although they seemed to be humanoids, but judging from the red feathers on their arms and waists that had not been completely hidden, the spirit of these maids was obviously inferior to Huangyin.

And then there's -

"Ah~~~~ my little sound!!! Are you finally willing to come back and see your mother? ”

After a voice full of charm sounded, Mu Yue only felt that a fire suddenly rushed into Huang Yin's arms.

Caught off guard, the phoenix was pushed by the flames, and then rolled with the flames to the outside of the palace, gurgling down the long staircase.

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"Just now...... What's that? ”

Mu Yue, who was dripping with cold sweat, asked sluggishly.

“…… The concubine is not sure......"

"Ah Yue, it seems to be a girl, huh?"

"Huh? Isn't it a fire? ”

As if to answer the doubts of Mu Yue and the others, the maids in the palace began to panic and scream and run outside.

"Oh no!!"

"Her Majesty is rolling down the stairs!!"

"Come on, people!!"

The ...... just now Is it the Empress?

Mu Yue faintly seemed to hear the sound of something shattering.

Hawkers,That's probably a virtual impression of the mother queen in Huangyin's mouth from the beginning......

Ten minutes later.

"Ahem...... I'm really sorry, my unsuccessful daughter has caused you trouble! ”

The empress who returned to the palace sat at the top, looking at Mu Yue and them with an embarrassed smile on her face.

"Mother, the mourning family is not-"

Sou!!!

Bang!!!

The empress picked up an incense burner in her hand and smashed it directly on Huangyin's head, and at the same time stretched out her finger and pointed at the tearful Huangyin and said angrily:

"Mourn your family, mourn your sister's home! Mother, I'm still alive, you mourn all day long! I told you how big a bird you are, and you still have a second disease and use that ridiculous self-title, aren't you ashamed!? ”

This empress ...... Unexpected domineering!

Seeing Mu Yue and them looking at them with a frightened gaze, the empress suddenly blinked, as if changing her clothes with one button, she switched to a noble and awe-inspiring posture, and at the same time secretly took out a pamphlet from behind her and glanced at it.

The sharp-eyed Mu Yue found that the cover of the booklet had such a sentence written -

108 Tips to Teach You How to Communicate with Humans

"Ahem!!"

Putting the pamphlet away, the Empress coughed and looked at the people sitting below.

"Excuse me, which of you is in the lead?"

Everyone looked at Mu Yue.

The Empress nodded, took out the pamphlet and looked at it again, then asked, "...... First time meeting, hello, may I ask your mother's surname? ”

Clams?

What does that mean?

Is there a ritual of communication between evil spirits? Is there such a strange etiquette?

Seeing Mu Yue's confused face, the empress immediately gestured her fingers in a bit of a panic.

"That, that, that, that...... Did I say something wrong? No, it says in this book...... The first thing you say when communicating with humans is 'your mother's surname'......"

What kind of book are you, hey!!

With a snap, Huang Yin slapped his head.

"Mother, you're more embarrassed than you are sorry for me......"

"That...... Your Majesty, you don't have to go out of your way to read that book, just feel free, just feel free. ”

Mu Yue said with a smile.

"Random? Can it really be? ”

"Really!"

"Oh, you said it earlier!!"

In an instant, the empress immediately sat down on her chair on all fours, and even put one foot on the armrest, and at the same time stretched out her hand and scratched her head, and the nobility and awe-inspiring face disappeared, replaced by a ruffian like a female hooligan.

"The old lady pretended to be 13 just now, and she was tired to death! Who the wrote this book? Whoever, whoever, went and grabbed the guy who wrote this broken book and tore it up alive!! ”

For a moment, Mu Yue and the others felt that it was better for Her Majesty the Empress to communicate according to that booklet. (To be continued.) )