I think it's almost as bad as a wolf.

But Li Xiaoxie didn't have much to say about this, after all, Old Man Liu was able to get to this point, Li Xiaoxie was the driving force behind the scenes, if it wasn't for Li Xiaoxie who even coaxed and deceived Old Man Liu to the red light district, this Old Man Liu is still an old virgin.

Old man Liu can't get on the stage for what he is engaged in, and the people he deals with are some cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, so it is undoubtedly difficult for this industry to find a wife who does not play ambiguously with the old king next door.

In addition, Old Man Liu's own software and hardware are a little incomplete, so he has been looking forward to finding a wife from the age of eighteen to the age of forty-eight, but he has not been able to do so, so he can only give up.

It is said that when Old Man Liu's master accepted him to get started, it was because Old Man Liu had an unpleasant face, and Old Man Liu's master thought that only such a person could devote his mind to the cause of the master and carry forward the origami door.

Old man Liu's past is unbearable, it is simply a ready-made inspirational story, let's not sprinkle salt on Old Man Liu's wounds.

So he was fooled into the red light district by Li Xiaoxie, and after tasting the sweetness of that thing, Old Man Liu, an old man, was completely debauched and degraded, and since then he has become a frequent visitor to the red light district, and he is often so happy that he forgets to return.

I don't know if Old Man Liu's master Quanxia knows, will he kick the coffin angrily?

"Okay, okay, you're old and strong, suave, and I can only sigh when I look at it." Li Xiaoxie complimented Old Man Liu a few words.

The old man Liu smiled happily, and an old face full of wrinkles was like a chrysanthemum, waving in the wind.

After being complimented by Li Xiaoxie, Old Man Liu was in a good mood as if he had taken viagra, and said with a smile: "Say, who do you want me to pierce today?" Or Lola Takizawa? ”

"Old Liu, I'm not looking for you to tie paper today?"

Old man Liu said with a puzzled face: "If you don't look for me to tie paper, then what are you looking for me for?" ”

Li Xiaoxie whispered in his ear: "Old Liu Tou, let me ask you, you have yellow paper, red pens, ink buckets, wooden swords, compasses, and soul flags. ”

"Little evil, what do you want these things for? These are only used by professional Taoist priests. ”

"These things are naturally for ghost hunting." Li Xiaoxie replied very simply.

Old man Liu was taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "Ghost hunting, is there no mistake?" Little evil, are you also a member of the Daomen? ”

It was normal for Old Man Liu to be surprised, all the time, he thought that Li Xiaoxie was a little magic stick, specializing in doing some tricks to fool ghosts, this line of business was called a ghost merchant behind his back, and he specialized in dealing with the ghost clan.

Li Xiaoxie smiled mysteriously and said: "No, I have nothing to do with Daomen, my true identity, old Liu Tou, don't ask, anyway, I won't pit you, will you accept this door-to-door deal?" ”

Old man Liu looked Li Xiaoxie up and down, and this time he looked very seriously, as if he had just met Li Xiaoxie again.

After all, Old Man Liu has been dealing with people in the Daomen all the year round, and he has already cultivated a pair of fiery eyes, and after looking at it, it was as if he had discovered a new continent, this Li Xiaoxie turned out to be a hidden master, and he had a powerful strength and true qi in his body.

Old man Liu has seen no less than 100 Taoist priests in his life, but none of the Taoist priests can compare with Li Xiaoxie in terms of strength and true qi.

Old man Liu didn't say anything, forcibly suppressed the curiosity and horror in his heart, and stretched out his hand to signal Li Xiaoxie to enter the inner room to speak.

Li Xiaoxie followed Old Man Liu into the inner room, which was completely different from the outer lobby, there were no piles of paper people and paper money, but some large boxes, and an offering table was placed opposite the door, on which were placed several spiritual positions, and in front of the spiritual seats were placed offering fruits, candles and long incense.

Old man Liu saw that Li Xiaoxie was looking at the spiritual position on the offering table, with an inquiring color in his eyes, so he said: "This is the spiritual position of the family teacher and the ancestors of the master, I have been in the Han Dynasty since the establishment of the paper gate, and it has gone through dozens of generations. ”

"I see, old Liu, your sect has a long history!"

"Hey, having said that, but the sect has become more and more depressed in my hands, and now the sect is withering, and the craftsmanship of this paper door is estimated to be broken in my hands, I am ashamed of the master, ashamed of the ancestors of the master." Old Liu Tou looked lonely and disappointed.

Li Xiaoxie hurriedly patted Old Man Liu's shoulder and comforted: "Old Liu, don't be discouraged!" Now that science and technology are advancing, people are advocating science, and they don't pay attention to the previous set, you see that the Qingming Festival is now popular online memorials, so it's normal that you can't find apprentices. But don't worry too much, you're only in your sixties this year, you're still young, and you can at least be chic for twenty or thirty years, and you can find a reliable apprentice on the day you can't keep it and inherit the sect. ”

"Well, who knew that the apprentice would be found that day? I can't wait for twenty or thirty years, Xiaoxie, you are more clever, help me figure out a way. ”

Li Xiaoxie shook his head, thought about it and quickly had an idea, and said slowly: "Old Liu Tou, it's better to go to the talent market to get a recruitment advertisement, which says to recruit apprentices, engage in the study of traditional art in the Ming Dynasty, have no academic requirements, can bear hardships and stand hard work, good treatment, food and accommodation, and rich year-end bonuses." Ps: I will often come into contact with female models in this job, and most of them are heroines of love action blockbusters in island countries. ”

Old man Liu was stunned when he heard this: "Little evil, can this work?" ”

Li Xiaoxie blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Don't worry, just do what I say, and I guarantee that I can find an apprentice." ”

Li Xiaoxie naturally can't explain the details to Old Man Liu one by one, but Li Xiaoxie knows that as long as those otaku slings who often watch love literary blockbusters in island countries will definitely flock to this advertisement when they see it.

Old man Liu nodded suspiciously and said, "Okay, I'll try it for the time being." ”

"Well, old Liu, I also helped you with this idea, do you have any of the things I asked just now?" Li Xiaoxie asked.

Old man Liu didn't dare to hide it, but explained the actual situation: "Little evil, don't hide it, in addition to making paper supplies, my sect also provides some magic props, yellow paper, red pen, ink bucket, wooden sword, compass, I have all of these, as for the spirit flag, this thing must be a Taoist priest who knows magic to get it out, and I can't write the runes on it." ”

"How's that for good?" Li Xiaoxie suddenly felt a little headache.

Originally, the shopkeeper of the foreign grocery store was not a professional Taoist, and the secret technique of the club was not specifically used to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits, so he couldn't get out the various props of the Five Elements Exorcism Array.

Fortunately, Lao Liu Tou still has some ways, and hurriedly relieved: "Little evil, this thing is not difficult, I know a middle-aged Taoist priest, who learned Taoism on Maoshan back then, and his ability is not small, and then I don't know why, this middle-aged Taoist priest came to Fengcheng and settled down, and he had nothing to do all day long, and he didn't go to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, so he drank wine and went to the kiln, and owed a lot of debt, and then this Taoist priest often came to my store to pick up some business, and make some money to eat for people to watch the yin house and watch feng shui. ”

After hearing this, Li Xiaoxie smacked his tongue and said, "No, this Taoist priest can't be an impostor, right?" Isn't the door gate strictly regulated? This Taoist priest is so promiscuous, and no one cares? ”

Old man Liu explained: "Little evil, you don't know about this, there are door rules inside the Daomen, but there is no rule that Taoist priests can't drink and visit the kiln, right?" This Taoist priest except for his habits is a little obscene, and the other places are impeccable, he looks at the feng shui for others, but he looks at it accurately, my old Liu Tou dares to use his personality to guarantee that he will never lie to you. ”

"Old Liu, what you say is serious, will I not believe you? What kind of personality do you gualate, as if you have a personality......" Li Xiaoxie teased.

Lao Liu Tou was not angry, and said with a dry smile: "You have found out all this, but this is not all bad for your kid, as the so-called close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black, since I met you, my discipline and bottom line have gone crazy all the way." ”

Li Xiaoxie's little face twitched and said, "Fuck, old Liu, don't wronged me." A slap doesn't make a sound, if you don't have a heart that wants to let loose the wreckage, can I persuade you? ”