Chapter 0106, Boy Urine
When he got outside, Li Xiaoxie didn't feel so depressed.
After taking a closer look at Yuan Daozi, this guy had a long beard, his hair was as messy as straw, and he was wearing a set of Taoist robes that had long been unable to see his true colors, and from time to time he emitted a disgusting smell.
Good guy, how many days has it been since I took a bath, Li Xiaoxie admired the big pie-faced lady a little, she was able to take over such a customer.
Li Xiaoxie led the flower Taoist priest to find a secluded alley, and then asked: "Yuan Daozi, I heard that you studied under Maoshan and had a high level of Taoism, so there is something to trouble you, I don't know if you will do this soul flag?" ”
Yuan Daozi's eyes were shocked after hearing this, and he looked Li Xiaoxie up and down before asking, "What do you want this thing to do?" The conjuring banner is a Taoist magic object, which can drive away ghosts and ward off evil spirits, set up a formation to summon spirits, and ordinary divination and hexagram are not used at all. ”
This Yuan Daozi really has two brushes, and he hit the nail on the head in one word, what Li Xiaoxie is doing is not an ordinary thing, and it is not easy to set up a formation to deal with the powerful ghost Sister Xiaofeng.
It is a very stupid act to hide in front of an expert, Li Xiaoxie did not hide it but said truthfully: "The Taoist chief is really an expert, I really don't hide it, I want this soul flag to come to set up a formation to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits." ”
"Oh. I can't see it, Xiaoyou, you are a fellow practitioner at a young age, I don't know what sect Xiaoyou studied from, I am the thirty-ninth generation disciple of Maoshan Mountain, and I studied under Tianyi Zhenren, called Yuan Daozi. Yuan Daozi said to Li Xiaoxie.
Li Xiaoxie naturally couldn't tell Yuan Daozi about the identity of the shopkeeper of the grocery store of the different races and the matter of learning from the old immortals, so he had to talk nonsense: "I don't dare to compare with the Taoist chief, the little brother has no door and no faction, he just read a few books, and he is completely foolish." ”
Yuan Daozi was shocked and said, "How is this possible? I see that Xiaoyou is really full of energy, and his cultivation is extremely high, so he must be a master of the Tao. ”
Li Xiaoxie shrugged his shoulders and said: "Alas, I don't know about this, I only remember meeting an old Taoist priest a few years ago, he said that I was a rare martial arts wizard in a hundred years, so he poked me a few times, and then left me three books, let me practice according to the methods taught in this book, and I will be able to prolong my life." ”
"Xiaoyou would have such an opportunity, that old Taoist priest must be a master of Taoism." Daoist Yuan said with surprise and envy on his face.
When Li Xiaoxie saw Yuan Daozi's appearance, he knew that he believed it, so he continued: "It's not, anyway, I practiced it like I am today, but this old Taoist priest only gave me a way to cultivate true qi, but did not teach me some specific spells and tricks, so I don't know how to do Taoist magic weapons like the Soul Flag." ”
Yuan Daozi suddenly realized: "I see. ”
Li Xiaoxie then arched his hand and asked, "Then I don't know if the chief can make a soul banner for me?" ”
Yuan Daozi immediately showed a philistine appearance and said: "Well, this can be, but it's just ...... What's ......?"
As soon as Li Xiaoxie saw this action, he knew that Yuan Daozi was asking for money, because as the originator of asking for money in death, Li Xiaoxie was too familiar with the demeanor of asking for money.
Li Xiaoxie comprehended and said: "Don't worry, Dao Chief, I won't let you do it for nothing, you can make a price!" ”
"Hehe, Xiaoyou is really a smart person, I like to do things with smart people, but this is different from helping people look at the yin house and see feng shui, it is a high-tech job, so the fee is inevitably higher." Yuan Daozi said with a wicked smile.
Seeing Li Xiaoxie's little face, this style of painting has changed too quickly, looking at Yuan Daozi in front of him, he thought that this guy was really a master disciple of Taoism, and justice was awe-inspiring, and now it seems that he is a big man who wants money, and this girl has begun to sit on the ground and raise prices.
Fortunately, Li Xiaoxie is not short of money now, so he nodded and prepared to listen to how much this guy would cost?
"Dao Chief, you are really fast-talking, I don't know how much money is appropriate?"
Yuan Daozi smiled dryly and stretched out a black finger and gestured: "One price, fifty thousand yuan." ”
Li Xiaoxie's head was black, this guy was simply shameless, and he dared to open his mouth.
hurriedly sneered: "The Taoist chief is really a good abacus, looking at the yin house for others, looking at feng shui, telling fortunes, and charging a few thousand yuan at a time, but this is a soul banner but it costs 50,000 yuan, it is not to bully me when I am young." ”
As soon as the words fell, Li Xiaoxie turned his true qi, and a powerful momentum rushed straight to Yuan Daozi's front door, this is called a demonstration, saving Yuan Daozi from really thinking that he is a character, and he has to make him understand that the earth will still turn without him.
Yuan Daozi was shocked to the wall by this powerful air current, and then stuck to the wall like a New Year's painting, unable to move.
"There is something to say, there is something to say, the price is high, we can discuss it again! Young people should not be so angry, how bad it is to move their hands and feet. Yuan Daozi stuck to the wall and begged for mercy.
Li Xiaoxie snorted coldly: "My master told me that if you can do it, don't make noise. ”
"Hehe, your master is really temperamental. But I like it, or 30,000 yuan? Yuan Daozi hurriedly took the initiative to lower the price.
But Li Xiaoxie didn't buy it, and continued to release his true qi, Yuan Daozi hurriedly said: "Then 20,000 yuan." ”
Li Xiaoxie's face was still ugly, and Yuan Daozi trembled: "What's the matter, you have to count it as 10,000 yuan, this is definitely the price of jumping off the building, no matter how little, don't say anything, you find someone else to do it." ”
Li Xiaoxie saw that it was almost over, so he waved his hand and withdrew his true qi, and Yuan Daozi slipped off the wall and sat on the ground.
"Okay, it's only 10,000 yuan, but I have to inspect the goods first, if I find out that you lied to me, you know the consequences." Li Xiaoxie threatened.
Yuan Daozi hurriedly waved his hand and said: "This little friend, please rest assured, I, Yuan Daozi, have always been honest in doing business." ”
"Tut, this is said as if you have integrity, you don't know that the young lady in the hair salon looks at you like the enemy who killed your father, when you don't owe them the overnight fee, when will you say that you have integrity." Li Xiaoxie said with a dark face.
Yuan Daozi touched his head and smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, it's not a lack of money." ”
"Alright, stop the ink, what do you need to prepare to make a spirit flag?"
"Red pen, black dog blood, glutinous rice, boy urine, yellow cloth, peach wood pole" Yuan Daozi read one by one.
Li Xiaoxie thought for a while and said, "If you want so many things, then let's go directly to Lao Liutou's shop, he has all these things." ”
Yuan Daozi did not object, and the two went straight to Old Man Liu's paper shop.
As soon as Old Man Liu saw that Li Xiaoxie led Yuan Daozi into the store, he knew that this Li Xiaoxie had reached an agreement with Yuan Daozi.
As soon as Li Xiaoye entered the door, he said: "Old Liu Tou, please prepare a red pen, black dog blood, glutinous rice, boy urine, yellow cloth, and peach wood pole." ”
Old man Liu nodded and said, "No problem, but there is one thing, I really don't have it here." ”
"What's not there?"
"Boy pee!"
Yuan Daozi hurriedly said: "This boy must have urine, otherwise the power of the conjuring banner will be greatly reduced." ”
Li Xiaoxie shook his head and said, "Then I'll go there to find the boy's urine." ”
Old man Liu twisted and said, "Hehe, if I had been a few months ago, I could have helped, but now, I really can't help." ”
Yuan Daozi also hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't look at me, I lost my virginity thirty years ago." ”
Li Xiaoxie's face darkened and said, "Then what should I do?" Without the child's urine, this spirit banner is useless. ”
Just when Li Xiaochou was so sad, Old Man Liu's eyes lit up and said: "Hey, we are really riding a donkey to find a donkey, we are in a hurry, little evil, isn't your kid just a boy with red roots." ”
Li Xiaoxie came to his senses and clapped his hands and said, "Yes, why did I forget this, I'm not a boy chicken myself." ”
Soon Li Xiaoxie said with a dark face: "But, old Liu, I don't like this analogy, master, I look like a donkey?" ”
"Hehe, it's just a metaphor, not true." Old man Liu hurriedly waved his hand and said.
Li Xiaoxie then pouted and went to the bathroom, and then took a bottle of boy urine out of an empty bottle, and all the props for making zuò spirit flags were all gathered.
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