"What kind of game do you want to play?" The shopkeeper's lewd voice rang out in the room.

"It's not fun to come out. Or do it first, and I'll show you. ”

"Do you need electric lights?" The shopkeeper's solicited opinion came.

"No, you just have to close your eyes now and wait for my service."

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to Si'er."

Meng Yanshan slowly approached the shopkeeper, and took out a silver needle out of thin air with her left hand, if it weren't for her Snow Dance Demon Shadow Needle who didn't know where to go, how could she take out an embroidery needle.

"Si'er, why haven't you come yet?" The shopkeeper's voice came over.

"It's coming, it's coming, at least you have to give people a time to prepare."

Meng Yanshan said with words in her mouth, and quietly came to the front of the shopkeeper, the silver light flashed in her hand, and it shook to the shopkeeper's eyes, and she stared at Meng Yanshan and shouted: "You are not Si'er, who are you?" ”

After all, the shopkeeper is a man with five big and three thick, and he is still a demon cultivator, and it is not a matter of dealing with Meng Yanshan with his hands, so he grabbed Meng Yanshan's hand holding the silver needle, and grabbed Meng Yanshan's arm behind him with his backhand and pressed it on the table, "Who are you?" What's the secret of infiltrating the castle? And where did you get Si'er? ”

"Hehehehehe, I'm not Si'er, so who am I if you sue me?" Meng Yanshan kicked this question back as if she were kicking the ball again.

"You are definitely not Si'er, Si'er won't smile at me, Si'er won't be obedient to me, Si'er won't take the initiative to come to my room with me, and Si'er won't play games with me, so there is only one answer to this qiē, that is, this Si'er is fake." The shopkeeper couldn't help but stretch his head to Meng Yanshan's hair, only to smell a faint lotus fragrance, and his eyes flashed: "Are you a woman?" ”

"When am I a man?" Meng Yanshan pouted.

"Woman, woman, Lao Tzu hasn't touched a woman for a long time. It's God's favor. The shopkeeper's excitement made Meng Yanshan, who was lying on the table, scream badly.

"Don't you like Si'er? If you let him know, you're screwed. Meng Yanshan grabbed the only floating grass, hoping to make the shopkeeper let her go.

"Hahahaha, do you think that with a woman, who will go to find a man?"

"What do you mean?"

"Don't you understand? Lao Tzu hadn't touched a woman for three years, and he didn't expect to lose a fourth son in exchange for a woman, which was really cost-effective. ”

"Since you want me to be your woman, why don't you let me go." Meng Yanshan is a pole climber, everyone has already thrown an olive branch, how could she give up such a great opportunity.

"What are you? Would you like to be my woman? The shopkeeper couldn't believe Meng Yanshan's words. After all, he is now a man who is almost forty years old, he has no good figure, let alone good looks, although he doesn't know what the appearance of the woman in front of him is, but just looking at his delicate figure, he knows that he is a rare beauty.

So the shopkeeper is not sure whether Meng Yanshan's words are true or false, after all, he can mix in silently under his nose, and he is not noticed by anyone, and he is also an amazing character.

"You don't believe me, don't you know that trust between husband and wife is important?"

Meng Yanshan's voice woke up the shopkeeper, husband and wife, husband and wife, husband and wife What a beautiful word, but he is afraid that in this life, it is impossible to have his own wife and his own happiness.

"Why should I believe you, are you really willing to marry me?"

"What's so hard about this, as long as you have my body, am I not your person? Are you still afraid that I won't be able to escape? ”

Meng Yanshan's words woke up the person in the dream. Yes, in the demon cultivation world, as long as a woman dedicates her chastity to a man, then it proves that this woman really loves him and is willing to live and die with him, so when Meng Yanshan went out, the shopkeeper's heart was already relaxed about Meng Yanshan.

"I'm going to follow you in the future, don't let me go, if you still don't feel at ease, you can see that I don't even have a trace of magic, and I will never escape from the palm of your hand."

The shopkeeper wiped Meng Yanshan's wrist at this time, and after checking, it was really like this woman, there was no trace of magic, and he was not suspected of him at this time, so he let Meng Yanshan go.

Meng Yanshan got up from the table, shook her arm, and looked at the shopkeeper and yelled, "How can you bully people like this?" Look at how much you have made other people's wrists red, and they have given you so much, and you don't believe them, it really hurts people's hearts. ”

The shopkeeper also came into contact with a woman for the first time in so many years, and this woman was completely treated as his wife in his heart, so for Meng Yanshan's accusations and accusations, the shopkeeper really felt that what he had done was wrong, and he didn't dare to do anything to Meng Yanshan, for fear that a daughter-in-law who didn't pay attention to it would be angry with this hard-won daughter-in-law.

Meng Yanshan saw that the shopkeeper let her scold, and she didn't fight back, there was a guilty expression on her face, Meng Yanshan's eyes turned, and her voice was slightly crying: "I don't care, you have to let me bully back." ”

Over, Meng Yanshan didn't wait for the shopkeeper to come back to his senses, she had already kicked the shopkeeper to the ground, the shopkeeper was a demon cultivator, so this fall was not a big problem for him, but a big man, being knocked down by a woman is really fucking a nest, "If you dare to get up, the old lady will immediately find someone else." ”

Meng Yanshan's imposing words made the shopkeeper's mind that wanted to get up stop in an instant.

Meng Yanshan didn't care about it, she rode directly on the shopkeeper's body with a burst of punches and kicks, and scolded while beating: "You dare to bully the old lady, and you don't see who the old lady is?" ”

A left hook passed, and then roared: "If you want to live with the old lady, you have to stand the test, you can't fight back, you can't scold back, or the old lady will immediately pat her ass and beat people." ”

A fist was thrown over, a fist was thrown over, Meng Yanshan looked at the people who had already been unrecognizable under her, and finally got up slowly.

"Look at your mother, do you dare to fight with the old lady." Meng Yanshan clapped her hands, sat on the chair next to her, and drank a cup of tea, she hadn't scolded anyone for a long time, she was really tired.

"I'm upstairs, I've seen enough, let's come down."

Jing Wuchen on the room was really cool when he looked at Meng Yanshan abusing people, but when he didn't know why he was let down, he only felt a chill in his back.

"Don't hurry up and get the old lady down." Meng Yanshan snapped and slammed the cup in her hand on the table.

At the same time, he also woke up Jing Wuchen on the room, and in the face of such a hot-tempered Meng Yanshan, Jing Wuchen still obediently came down from the room.

"Go, strip that guy naked." Meng Yanshan pointed to the shopkeeper who had been beaten on the ground and couldn't see the outline clearly.

"What? You want me to take off his clothes? Jing Wuchen looked at Meng Yanshan in disbelief.

"Nonsense, it's not you, is it still me?" Meng Yanshan squinted at her glasses and was dustless.

Jing Wuchen couldn't stand the transverse waves of the electric eye, and he didn't want Meng Yanshan to do it himself, so he had to go into battle himself.

Looking at the shopkeeper who was sleeping like a dead pig on the ground, Jing Wuchen still asked curiously while taking it off: "What happened to him?" ”

"Not much, just giving him a sweet dream." Meng Yanshan watched Jing Wuchen pick up the dead pig, then raised her hand and threw it on the bed, and slapped it, shaking the bed curtain down, Meng Yanshan only saw the light yarn swaying up and down.

Jing Wuchen smacked, and the token was still on Meng Yanshan's table and said, "When will you do it?" ”

"I didn't think you knew me well." With a wave of Meng Yanshan's hand, the token on the table disappeared.

"Let's go and steal the other people's keys first, and I'll see which secret room the stunned man is locked in."

"No need, I've already taken out the key." Jing Wuchen didn't have long ago, and he already had a copper-colored key in his hand that was the same as in Meng Yanshan's hand.

Meng Yanshan was surprised, looked at Jing Wuchen and said, "How did you get the hand?" Won't it be? ”

Jing Wuchen saw Meng Yanshan's ill-intentioned eyes, and knew that this woman must be crooked, so she looked at Meng Yanshan with a headache and said, "Xi'er, I wasn't there to drink with that Brother Li just now, and this key came from him." ”

Meng Yanshan saw that when Jing Wuchen arrived at Brother Li, her whole face was dark. It seems that something bad has happened.

"He's not going to do anything to you, is he?" Meng Yanshan added fuel to the fire again.

"What's going on in your head?" Jing Wuchen helplessly shook Meng Yanshan's head.

"Hey, don't be embarrassed, look." Meng Yanshan looked curious.

"People here are not normal."

"It's not normal, even an ugly bastard like you."

"You're right."

“hat？ You what? As soon as Meng Yanshan was excited, she didn't know how to give out modern English.

"The men here are very strange, they all seem to like men, and they all like brave men." Jing Wuchen intermittently came out of what he wanted to express.

Meng Yanshan stared at Jing Wuchen for a moment, wanting to see where this girl was brave.

"Xi'er, do you think Young Master Ben looks passable?"

Meng Yanshan saw a big pie face coming over, and she was disgusted and wanted to vomit, it was really terrifying, and she slapped Jing Wuchen's face and said, "You are far away from me." ”

"Ciel, how can you not like me?"

"If you like it, you let that Brother Li like you."

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