Chapter 28: Mu Yue is completely broken
Night.
Mount Tai, the top of the Jade Emperor.
On the small platform.
The old monk in a brocade robe looked down at the sea of clouds below.
Side. The high-crowned soap-clad old Taoist priest sat cross-legged with a yaoqin on his lap.
"The mountains are high and the moon is small, the moon is small, and your apricot blossom sky shadow is getting more and more of the three flavors."
"Oh? So how about you? β
The old Taoist priest looked at the monk with a smile in his eyes.
The old monk's face turned red, and he snorted for a long time but didn't say anything.
"I'll just say, you don't know anything about music, and what you just said was just casual talk, right?"
The old monk glared at the old Taoist priest embarrassedly, "Give some face, people will not be demolished." β
After a pause, he suddenly asked, "Is there any news from Jiangdu?" β
"Yes, you and I have lost our eyes."
"Oh?"
"The Excalibur we sentβ"
The old Taoist priest looked at the old monk with a smile.
"βit's the Xuanyuan Excalibur."
The old monk opened his mouth, and finally pronounced a Buddha name, "Amitabha...... Do you regret it? β
"Repent of what? We can't control this sword, wouldn't it be wonderful to give it to the junior of the Mu family to be a favor? β
"That's a big deal."
The old Taoist priest plucked the strings and looked into the distance.
"Back then, the descendants of Emperor Yu changed their surname to Murong, and later branched out to change their surname to Mu, and used their physical bodies as the core of the spiritual veins of Middle-earth for generations. After being the Fifth Emperor, he would not insult the Xuanyuan Divine Sword in the future. β
"Heh......"
The old monk laughed softly.
"By the way, hasn't it been confirmed that the imperial sword of the Thunder God built in the East has awakened?"
"So what?"
"Perhaps...... I can take this opportunity to find the long-lost thing that has traveled far to the East. β
"You mean ββ?"
"Yes!"
The old monk laughed.
"When the First Emperor forged the Qin Twin Swords, one of them was taken to the East by Xu Fu, and it was time to take it back."
β
"When you sing about wine, what is your life?"
In the courtyard, the Three Days Moon Sect was holding a wine bottle nearby, with a slight flush on his face.
"Drink to win!"
"Drink to win!"
Longquan Qixing, who was already drunk, tilted his body and raised the wine glass in his hand suddenly, and as a result, he spilled himself.
"Ah......h
On the other side, Dadao Shangyang was drunkenly propping up his body, looking at Longquan Qixing with a confused expression.
"Tell the truth! I knew that this guy of yours was a Japanese sword, and I was very unhappy! β
"Butβbutβ"
Patting Longquan Qixing's shoulder heavily, Shangyang suddenly laughed.
"Ahh Master has a saying, Lao Tzu fucking agrees! That is, as a weapon, each for his own master, no more resentment! Drink well tonight, tomorrow, Lao Tzu will beat you to death! β
"You're drunk...... Ha ha...... Dao Ye...... It's not a Japanese sword...... The Three Days Moon Sect is close to the opposite side......"
"Nonsense!"
Shangyang slapped Longquan Qixing's shoulder again, and then fell to the ground with a pop.
Then, the Longquan Seven Stars also fell.
Sanri Yuezong looked at the two fallen people with a wry smile, shook his head and helped their crooked bodies well, "Hahaha...... Really...... One drink is drunk. β
β¦β¦
"What a shame on two guys...... Turtle, you go and help clean up. β
"Wooh! Good! β
Sitting in the living room, looking at the three drunk people in the courtyard outside through the open floor-to-ceiling window, Mu Yue smiled apologetically at Saeko Kashima.
ββ¦β¦ I'm sorry, but Shangyang is-"
"I know."
Saeko Kashima shook her head.
"Meiji raises the country, Taisho raises the country, and Showa raises ghosts...... In those days and the Showa period, we did do a lot of ...... Bad things ......"
On the other side β
"I didn't expect that the dignified emperor would like Korean dramas?"
"Ah, the concubine body is just studying how to use 1,000 expressions with 1,000 postures to make the car crash into her death in 1,000 situations."
"What a pervert!"
"No, no, no, don't you think you can learn a lot of postures from this? It will be especially useful when you use it against others in the future. β
"I just think that your illness really needs to be treated as much as possible. In addition, Korean dramas are a slide for the progress of human civilization - I advise you to watch less of it. β
"But the concubine feels that the more she looks at this thing, the more she feels a mysterious calmness!"
ββ¦β¦ You're out of help. You were the eldest in the family before I came, right? If you don't play the role of "there is a grandmother in the family, if you have a treasure", how can you do some things that will bring bad to your juniors? β
"Old ......? Compared with you, the concubine is young and beautiful! But you, the old man, can't even remember who he is! β
"Presumptuous!! There is no respect for the elders!! Stupidity!! β
"Is that all there is to it? Let's have something else! I'm tired of hearing it......"
"FU (Divine Beast) ckβyou~~~"
"Ah, you've learned so much in just one day, and it seems that your brain hasn't been completely broken!"
β¦β¦
- Well, Sister Di Qi seems to be getting along with Mengxuan very happily...... Probably......
However, why was Meng Xuan able to learn so many strange things in just one day?
This must be the fault of the fish intestines! There's that humanoid self-propelled pollution source, and anyone who comes into contact with her will become dirty!
Mu Yue suddenly admired the natural stupidity, and it was tirelessly ruined by the fish intestines, and she tirelessly insisted on taking it into the ditch for so long, and she still looked stupid and cute, which was really good.
Sure enough, is the combat power of natural stay the strongest?
Speaking of fish intestines, Mu Yue's eyes were on the computer in the corner of the living room again-
There was a strange sound coming from the computer.
[Brother Monkey!] ]
[Eight precepts!] ]
[Brother Monkey, you have such a big hand β~~~]
β¦β¦
What the hell is this!!
I said that you are not allowed to go to station B to see ghost animals! !
Look at what your home has become like after you have polluted it!
The fish intestine was crouching in a chair, staring at the computer screen with a strange flush on his face.
Beside him, there was Wuxia who also had a bad expression on her face, but this female Daojun's eyes were on the fish intestines......
"Lover~ Let's make a child!"
"Don't! Licentious! How can you-"
[In court, I don't even wear underwear β!] ]
Mu Yue: "............"
"Don't, my lover, I've been ready for a long time, right?"
"Huh? Get ready? What to prepare? β
"I-"
[Practice from the heart!!] ]
Mu Yue: "............"
"Don't! Babblingββ!!! Where are your hands touching!? Get out of here! Roll to-"
[In front of the two armies, they actually spoke foul language!] ......]
Mu Yue: "............"
"Mu Jun ......"
"Huh? What's wrong Kashima-san? β
"You seem to be broken......"
"Don't worry about the details......"