Chapter 0049, the zombies are hungry (ask for recommendation)

"You...... What have you done to me? Why can't I move? The orc aunt was a little panicked now, Li Xiaoxie just gestured to her and recited a few incantations, and she was put on the ground.

Li Xiaoxie had a black face, and casually picked up a washboard for laundry, and slapped it hard at the fat ass of the beast aunt, scolding while beating: "Call you arrogant, call you crazy, call you lawless, call your dog look down on people, and call you so disgusting." ”

"Woo, I was wrong, I don't want to look like this."

"Dare to talk back, and play thirty more boards."

"Ah, my God, it's painful......" The orc aunt let out a miserable cry, which shook the heavens and the earth, and was extremely unpleasant to hear, making people sick and sick.

Such a big movement finally attracted the Janissaries of the Beast Clan, and a team of Praetorian Guards carrying weapons rushed into the laundry room like a gust of wind.

"What's going on? Who's yelling? ”

When the orc aunt saw that the Praetorian Guards were coming, she immediately cried with joy, as if she would be saved immediately, and pointed at Li Xiaoxie with her finger and shouted: "My God, you are finally here, quickly arrest this elf clan, he dares to bully me?" ”

Li Xiaoxie held the washboard with both hands, and glared at the orc aunt fiercely like a knife, and the orc aunt was scared and quickly closed her mouth.

"Ah, the big shopkeeper, why are you?" When the Praetorian Guards saw that it was Li Xiaoxie who turned around, they immediately exclaimed, and they all kowtowed.

"If you have seen the big shopkeeper, please say hello to the big shopkeeper."

Li Xiaoxie threw the washboard aside, clapped his hands and said, "Get up, don't be polite." ”

Immediately, Li Xiaoxie's gaze stayed on one of the beast clans leading the team, and asked with a smile: "I've seen you, I gave you an award at the celebration banquet last night, right?" ”

The eyes of the beast clan who led the team were full of admiration, and they looked at Li Xiaoxie and nodded seriously: "Well, thank you for the reward of the big treasurer, this rail is really a magic weapon, I want to use it to kill more enemies." ”

"That's very good."

Seeing that the Praetorian Guards were respectful to Li Xiaoxie, the beast aunt suddenly felt half cold in her heart, thinking that this time she was dead, and she would not be beheaded if she collided with the big leader's distinguished guest, right?

The orc aunt looked at Li Xiaoxie worriedly, and at this moment, Li Xiaoxie and the orcs who led the team also turned their heads to look at her.

"What's going on?"

"Oh, it's nothing, this stupid aunt dares to insult me, so I took a shot to teach me a lesson. I wonder if I'm breaking the rules by doing this? Li Xiaoxie asked in a low voice.

"What?"

"This stupid stupid woman dares to rush into you who are the big shopkeeper, it's really boring and crooked, come on, brothers chop it up for me."

As soon as the orc aunt heard that she was going to be beheaded, her legs were weak and she immediately fell to the ground, and her body became wet, obviously scared to pee: "Don't, don't, I don't dare, I don't dare anymore, I beg you, I beg you......"

Just when the stone axe of the Praetorian Guard was about to slash into the head of the beast aunt, Li Xiaoxie waved his hand and shouted: "Wait, I thought about it, this matter is not too strict, there is no need to kill her." ”

"The shopkeeper has the final say. Since you don't pursue the big shopkeeper, then forget it, even if this old guy has a good tone, he met the kind-hearted big shopkeeper, otherwise he would have died I don't know how many times. ”

"Thank you to the big shopkeeper, thank you to the big shopkeeper." Hearing that there was no need to die, the beast aunt hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed to thank Li Xiaoxie for his grace not to kill.

"Big shopkeeper, if it's okay, we'll go back on patrol."

Li Xiaoxie waved his hand and said, "Well, go quickly, do a good job, I will tell the big leader about your merits." ”

"Then thank you to the big shopkeeper."

The Janissaries departed happily.

"How? Now you know who I am, right? Li Xiaoxie squatted in front of the beast aunt with a disgusted face and asked.

The beast aunt had long lost the high-spirited momentum she had at the beginning, and she lay on the ground respectfully and trembled: "I...... I see, thank you for the great treasurer's grace of not killing. ”

"It's good to know, I'll say it again, if you dare to abuse Lisa and Lisy again in the future, be careful of your head."

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"Hmph, it's better to be like this, I'll come back in half a month, if Lisa and Lisi lose a weight or two, I'll scrape a tael of meat off your body, and I'll shave a pound if you lose a pound."

"No, no, they're definitely not going to be thin."

Li Xiaoxie didn't say anything more, raised his feet and walked out of the yard, after what happened just now, if this beast aunt dares to do anything unfavorable to the elf sisters, it will definitely be kicked in the head by a donkey, and it is almost the same to find death.

The current Li Xiaoxie is like a demon in her eyes, and she can crush her to death with her little finger, so it's strange if she dares to be disobedient.

After Li Xiaoxie went straight to the Grand Palace and joined Abaz and Fei Lie, he returned to the ** Valley.

Escorted by Fei Lie's Praetorian Guards, it was quite smooth along the way, and no blind rebel dared to make trouble.

When he was about to reach the ** valley boundary, Li Xiaoye said: "General Fei Lie, I'm sorry for you along the way. ”

Fei Lie hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Hey, the big shopkeeper, you are too polite, this is what I should do, besides, this is not a way!" ”

"Do you want General Fei Lie to go to the ** Valley for a drink?" Li Xiaoxie didn't want to go, so he wanted to invite Fei Lie to the ** Valley for a drink.

Hearing that there was wine to drink and meat to eat, Fei Lie's eyes suddenly lit up, and it would be a lie to say that he was not moved, but with military affairs in his body, he really didn't dare to leave his post without permission, so he had to regretfully refuse: "Thank you for the kind invitation of the big shopkeeper, Fei Lie is in military affairs, and he really doesn't dare to leave his post without permission, and he will definitely go back to ** Valley as a guest next time he has the opportunity." ”

"Okay, then I'll wait for General Fei Lie to come to the door, and then we'll have a good time."

"Okay, then I'll thank the big shopkeeper and leave it at that."

"Okay, General Fei Lie's way, be careful." ……

After saying goodbye to Fei Lie, Li Xiaoxicai and Abaz continued on their way.

Originally, Li Xiaoxie just asked Abaz to send it here, but Abaz didn't agree, and said with a high-sounding appearance that this was the order of the big leader and he had to obey it.

But Li Xiaoxie knew that it was actually this guy who was hungry for the good wine in Li Xiaoxie's shop, so he begged to follow him, otherwise when he arrived at the realm of ** Valley, Li Xiaoxie would be able to handle it himself, and he needed Abaz to follow.

Li Xiaoxie didn't bother to bother with Abaz, just a drink, Li Xiaoxie is not a stingy person, he has always been generous to his friends.

"Shopkeeper, are you back?" The pig demon saw that Li Xiaoxie was back, and hurriedly said hello.

The zombie brother and the zombie girl were also overjoyed to see Li Xiaoxie coming back, and they were bouncing around Li Xiaoxie.

Li Xiaoxie happily replied: "Oh, I'll go, don't you guys be so enthusiastic, I'll leave for a day and you will make it look like I've been away for several years, it's too exaggerated." ”

"What, shopkeeper, in fact, I want to tell you, our chickens have been killed, and they have been hungry for a day?" The pig demon on the side said coldly.

Li Xiaoxie's heart was greatly reduced: "Zombie brother, zombie girl, you were hungry, I thought you were so attentive to me." ”

The zombies patted their stomachs aggrievedly, gestured with their hands, and told Li Xiaoxie that they were already hungry, and estimated that if Li Xiaoxie came back later, they were all going to press the pig demon to the ground to draw blood and drink.

"Gotcha, gotta don't look at me pitifully, I'll buy you chickens."

Li Xiaoxie turned around and looked at the pig demon and asked, "Pig pig, I'm not here, won't you handle such a trivial matter?" Wouldn't it be enough to make a phone call and ask Lao Wang to deliver the chicken? ”

"Shopkeeper, I want to too, but yesterday I called Gukou all day, and the call just couldn't get through, and I received a call from 10086, and a woman said, Hello, your phone is in arrears."

"Oh, it turned out to be in arrears, okay, I'll go to the city tomorrow, zombie brother, zombie girl, you can bear with it for one more night, and I'll give you a double amount tomorrow, if you can't bear it, there are still a few tomatoes in the kitchen, you can top it first."