After finishing the Olympic theme song, Xu Yi opened Weibo. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

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Although, in the previous life, many people became popular on the Internet with the help of Weibo, but because Weibo has always been an entertainment platform with high autonomy, so, catalyzed by the vanity of many people, a strange kind of fans was generated: zombie fans.

Generally speaking, zombie followers on Weibo usually need to pay for them, but sometimes these nominal followers will be given away for nothing, but the organic growth value of such followers is slow compared to spending money.

Of course, there are also situations where the fan value will skyrocket.

That's promotion.

The promotion of Weibo is similar to the recommendation of novels, but compared with novels, the threshold for Weibo promotion is very low, and in 15 years, you can get 24-hour promotion with only a few yuan of phone bills.

But it's only 08 years now, and the promotion of this feature has not yet been developed.

And his Weibo has only been open for a day, and the updated content is only one poem, and 25 people can pay attention to him, which has to make Xu Yi a little proud.

Weibo is different from novels, novels require strict logic and pay attention to the readability of the story, while Weibo cares more about entertainment and popularity.

All in all, it's going to be noisy!

Only when the bloggers are happy, the onlookers are happy.

Of course, there are also some Weibo that is not too noisy, and there are also people who don't change Weibo for half a year, but those people are either small transparent or big coffee, or they don't care about the number of fans.

For example, a certain online god is five fat.

Since this fat man opened Weibo, the whole person's painting style has changed, and it has been directly transformed from the high B grid of the black scheming to the cute convulsion and swiping mode.

Don't say it, Weibo is good.

No matter who it is, they have their own world to speak, and it is also because of this fat man after opening Weibo that Xu Yi has a good impression of this fat man who is always breaking off and Ding Ding is always increasing or decreasing by 1-3 cm, and resolutely gave up the pirated = version that he has followed for many years.

But, that's not his goal!

He's an Internet celebrity boy who wants to be good friends with Brother Onion!

However, although Weibo needs to make trouble, it also has to grasp the scale, like what kind of sun combination, which is ugly as beautiful, and in the end, it can only cause infamy.

Looking at Weibo, it is best to have three characteristics.

First, there is plenty of entertainment, and only when it is entertaining, can fans like it.

Second, make fans resonate, although entertainment is important, but if there is no resonance, it will not leave people with too many ideas.

It's easier to do than to be entertaining, because resonance can be in the past, something in the news, or something that's happening.

Xu Yi didn't think much about this.

And the most important point is the sense of substitution.

Weibo's 140 words limit the length of the article not too long, that is to say, the current Weibo is at most like a miniature novel, and compared with those novels that are five or six hundred, the word limit makes Weibo pursue one word, whether it is a joke or a novel: fast!

So the question is, how to make trouble to appreciate the elegance and vulgarity?

Almost instantly, two words flashed in Xu Yi's mind: Xiao Ming!

For this tirelessly active in various application questions, compositions, primary school textbooks and even the well-deserved number one actor in the sea of questions.

Xiao Ming's stalk made Xu Yi laugh for a while in his previous life.

And about Xiao Ming's various jokes, he still has some jokes in his mind, and in his previous life, he used these jokes to make girls happy.

casually reposted a Weibo about the earthquake and Xu Yi quit Weibo.

Although there is a stalk, but now is not the time, at this time, everyone's focus is more on that catastrophe, the hearts of the people of China are dripping blood, and the keyboard warriors are waiting for it.

It's no wonder that he publishes this kind of thing at this time, and he doesn't get sprayed to death.

After clearing the browsing history, Xu Yi turned off the computer and left the study.

It was already four or five o'clock in the afternoon, the fourth aunt and the old aunt were preparing dinner, the mahjong table was set up at some point, and the father was playing mahjong with the fourth uncle and the fourth aunt.

And on the carpet, in addition to the fourth brother-in-law, there were two people.

The woman sitting on the sofa looked to be about forty years old, with curly hair and a burgundy half-sleeve, and she was chatting with her fourth uncle while watching TV.

The woman's name is Guo Xiaomei, and she is the eldest daughter of the second uncle's family.

next to Guo Xiaomei's son Bao Shuai.

At this moment, Bao Shuai was holding his mobile phone with his head down, if it weren't for the smirk on his face and his hand that kept pressing on the screen, it would be no different from the old monk.

If Xu Yi remembers correctly, Bao Shuai is seventeen years old this year, and it is the rebellious period of the third year of junior high school.

"When did the second aunt come?" Xu Yi walked over to say hello.

"Just came, Jiajia, are you also on vacation?" Saying that, Guo Xiaomei patted Bao Shuai, "Shuai Shuai, stop playing, didn't you say you wanted to play with your brother Jiajia?" ”

"Brother."

Bao Shuai raised his eyelids and called out coldly.

Regarding Guo Xiaomei, Xu Yi didn't know any other information except that she knew that she was the eldest daughter of the second uncle's family and that he needed to call the second aunt.

But it's different for Bao Shuai.

At least during the time when he was a mouse in school in the third or fourth grade, he could often hear the legend of how smart Bao Shuai was in the mouths of those old uncles.

The most classic is that you can say "apple" to your grandfather when you go to kindergarten

At that time, Xu Yi didn't have much impression of Bao Shuai.

After all, Guo Xiaomei is not her own aunt, and she lives in City B, so she can't come back a few times a year, let alone Bao Shuai.

But it turns out that impressions are sometimes very useless, especially in cases of envy.

At that time, Bao Shuai was equal to a prodigy.

However, Bao Shuai's growth history is more like Zhong Yong in Zhong Yong, the more he grows up, the more Bao Shuai's grades decline, in his previous life, Bao Shuai still needs to be an art student in the university entrance examination.

"What are you looking at?" Xu Yi did it to Bao Shuai's side and glanced at the mobile phone in Bao Shuai's hand.

"Talk about penguins."

Bao Shuai didn't hide it from him, and directly showed the mobile phone to Xu Yi.

"Starting point author group?" Xu Yi glanced at the name of the group, and then glanced at the members of the group, there were as many as two thousand people, and Bao Shuai showed him the phone for a few minutes, and the screen kept swiping with information.

"Is this an official group?" Xu Yi asked.

Since the day of the rise of online articles, there have been a lot of casual searches on Penguin about what reader groups and author groups are, but eighty or ninety percent of such groups are spontaneously organized.

Compared with the official group, such a spontaneous group has no threshold for entering the group.

Although, such unconditional participation in the group allows a large number of online writers to get good communication, but such a group also has a big disadvantage: it is mixed!

The group has authors, nets = editors, and readers.

Although it is not excluded that some great gods also stay in the group to dive because of their feelings, but judging from the experience of his previous life, most of the authors who often bubble in such groups are either newcomers or authors with a little experience who are wandering outside the signing door.

It is conceivable that in such a group, everyone is afraid and negative about the future of online articles.

And because there is no editor, it is hearsay for many things, and the most representative is the stalk of 30,000 words in the background.

"I thought, but people don't want me." Bao Shuai smiled bitterly, "I applied last time, but it was rejected." ”

Of course.

The official group is checked by editors.

And an official group like Dianniang who is full of great gods, I don't know how many gods and small gods go in, if you let people in casually, wouldn't it be a mess?

Thinking in his heart, Xu Yi didn't show any expression on his face, but he pretended to be curious, "What book did you write?" Show me. ”

Bao Shuai touched the back of his head a little embarrassed, "There are no books, just write casually." ”

"He can write something, and if he doesn't study hard, he doesn't know what to do every day."

It was Guo Xiaomei who spoke.

In her words, Guo Xiaomei did not hide her disdain for Bao Shuai.

"You have to take care of everything." Bao Shuai hurriedly retorted.

"I'm your mother." Guo Xiaomei glanced at Bao Shuai, turned her head to Xu Yi and said, "Jiajia, tell me, can this online article be promising?" Not to mention anything else, even if you write an essay, you have to have life experience and knowledge, a person who hasn't graduated from junior high school still wants to write a novel, and he laughs to death. ”

"Why can't I write, you don't understand."

"Jiajia, do you know online texts?" Guo Xiaomei ignored Bao Shuai and continued to ask Xu Yi.

Does he understand?

He wrote white texts for seven years in his previous life, and after he was reborn, he threw himself into the army of online articles, do you know it?

smiled bitterly in his heart, but Xu Yi still pretended to be a little embarrassed, "It's okay." ”

Guo Xiaomei stretched out her index finger and pointed at Bao Shuai in the air, hating that iron is not steel, "You learn from your brother Jiajia, everyone is not like you in high school." ”

As she spoke, she turned her head to Guo Qing with amusement and anger, "You said that he was handsome, he was about to take the high school entrance examination, he was not in a hurry, and he still had some novels every day, you said that he could write them, but you said that he wrote something bullshit that didn't make sense." ”

"Who says you can't write? People [writers] are students. Bao Shuai was also anxious, and pulled Xu Yi and asked, "Brother, do you know the scholar who writes the book?" It's the author who wrote "Bad Guys = How It's Made". ”

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